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Left Seater wrote:The Australian government allowed him to board a plane to the continent. He filled out his passenger forms as required 72 hours prior. They knew at that time what he had and hadn’t done.

If his actions or papers were wrong or incorrect he should have been denied boarding.
He walked in with a valid visa. Australia added a requirement for entry. Joker failed to meet the requirement. His fault.


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So like I said, they moved the goal posts on him.
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Can the Australian government control who boards a plane in Lower Slobovia or wherever the fuck he’s from?

I could be wrong but it seems to me that the authority of Australia Border Control begins at the border.
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According to Djoker’s lawyer, he had covid in December and was asymptomatic.

I remember in the 80s and early 90s a lot of the top ATP players would skip the Australian Open.

Maybe Djokovic should just fly back to Europe and give them the finger. Work from home.
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Mikey wrote: Sun Jan 09, 2022 12:47 am Can the Australian government control who boards a plane in Lower Slobovia or wherever the fuck he’s from?

I could be wrong but it seems to me that the authority of Australia Border Control begins at the border.
If a country has restrictions, it is the responsibility of the departure airport to enforce said restrictions.

Left Seater needs to confirm this, but that's been my experiences to date.
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Carson wrote: Sun Jan 09, 2022 2:16 am
Mikey wrote: Sun Jan 09, 2022 12:47 am Can the Australian government control who boards a plane in Lower Slobovia or wherever the fuck he’s from?

I could be wrong but it seems to me that the authority of Australia Border Control begins at the border.
If a country has restrictions, it is the responsibility of the departure airport to enforce said restrictions.

Left Seater needs to confirm this, but that's been my experiences to date.
Carson is mostly correct. XYR airlines is flying someone from bumbfuck nowhere to Melbourne. Said traveler has to provide the airline his passport and visa information. Said passenger also has to submit a passenger from 72 hours prior to departure. All of this info is shared with the Australian border force at the 72 hour mark. Australia border force can then review everything. Passengers who have incorrect or incomplete documents are asked to fix or update their paperwork.

Waiting until an airline passenger shows up at your port of entry to begin studying them is a poor choice.
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NoVax Djokovic wins his court battle (no pun intended).

Released from detention -- and Aussie Government ordered to pay costs.


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Now there are reports that NoVax has been -----> arrested!

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Novak Djokovic has allegedly been arrested by the Australian government despite being granted
permission to compete at this year's Australian Open on Monday...


https://www.express.co.uk/sport/tennis/ ... ennis-news



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Softball Bat wrote: Mon Jan 10, 2022 8:45 am NoVax
Rack this ballast!!

I guess this means he has two challenges remaining?
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Djoker not arrested.

Is entered in the event and has practiced in Rod Laver Arena,

Is still under consideration for having his visa cancelled.









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Aussie would look worse if they pulled it now. Granted, they really can't look much worse than they do currently, but this would be one way they could.
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True.

They should cut their losses and leave it alone now.


Djokovic, who has owned the event (9 titles) will ironically be hated and disrespected by a large portion of the Aussie crowd.
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Softball Bat wrote: Tue Jan 11, 2022 1:51 am large portion of the Aussie crowd.
At this point of the omicron crisis, why even allow one spectator onto the grounds?? They should all be quarantined. No need to risk spreading the sniffles.
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NoVax provided incorrect info on his border entry form?
Seems he did.









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If that is the case he should not have been allowed to board his flight to Melbourne.
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Rack the Novax gloss.

He should tell everyone that is the proper pronunciation of his name going forward.

Who would have ever thought Australia would start pretending it was 1970s East Germany? So much for the carefree drunkards, penal colony descendants reputation they so carefully crafted over the last last half century or more.
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Oh STFU fatttty, “you can’t come into our country” is not “let’s kill 6 million Jews.”
Is there anything you people won’t lie about?
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Australia has a total ban on entry for foreigners who are not vaccinated. Why does Jerkoff Jokovich deserve an exception? Fuck him and fuck Australia.
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Screw_Michigan wrote: Tue Jan 11, 2022 3:27 pm Australia has a total ban on entry for foreigners who are not vaccinated. Why does Jerkoff Jokovich deserve an exception? Fuck him and fuck Australia.
They also have exceptions.

Why are you so concerned about their border enforcement but continue to support less border enforcement in your own country? You certainly aren't suggesting that illegals or those seeking asylum provide proof of vaccination.
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Once upon a time, in a land called America, where men actually had balls and used them, Michael Jordan, the GOAT of basketball, further cemented his legacy by playing in a must win playoff game with heavy flu symptoms. He toughed it out and no one was concerned about face diapers or vaccine boosters...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrxK-DzqNEA

And yet suddenly--or since 2016--we're subsumed in and controlled by an unelected and unaccountable Scientocracy, with frauds and loons like Fauci and Gates.

How long will you obey? :wink:
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NoVax fvcked up.
Or... one might say he lied deliberately.

1. He tested positive for the virus on 12/16, and knew he was positive when he attended a photo shoot on the 18th. Bad move.

2. He provided FALSE info on his entry form into Australia. He claimed on his entry form that he arrived in Aussie from Spain, via Dubai, and that he had not been in any other country during the preceding 14 days. This is not true. He was photographed in Serbia during this 14 day period, and he admits that he was in Serbia. He claims that providing false info was... human error.
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Based on this, I could see him getting booted OUT, despite the court ruling in his favor earlier this week.
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LTS TRN 2 wrote: Wed Jan 12, 2022 7:32 am Once upon a time, in a land called America, where men actually had balls and used them, Michael Jordan, the GOAT of basketball, further cemented his legacy by playing in a must win playoff game with heavy flu symptoms. He toughed it out and no one was concerned about face diapers or vaccine boosters...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrxK-DzqNEA

And yet suddenly--or since 2016--we're subsumed in and controlled by an unelected and unaccountable Scientocracy, with frauds and loons like Fauci and Gates.

How long will you obey? :wink:
MJ is maybe in the top five, he is no GOAT. Only brainwashed boomers believe that yarn. Sounds like you will fall for anything.
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Softball Bat wrote: Wed Jan 12, 2022 10:13 am NoVax fvcked up.
Or... one might say he lied deliberately.

1. He tested positive for the virus on 12/16, and knew he was positive when he attended a photo shoot on the 18th. Bad move.

2. He provided FALSE info on his entry form into Australia. He claimed on his entry form that he arrived in Aussie from Spain, via Dubai, and that he had not been in any other country during the preceding 14 days. This is not true. He was photographed in Serbia during this 14 day period, and he admits that he was in Serbia. He claims that providing false info was... human error.
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Based on this, I could see him getting booted OUT, despite the court ruling in his favor earlier this week.
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Kierland wrote:Oh STFU fatttty, “you can’t come into our country” is not “let’s kill 6 million Jews.”
Is there anything you people won’t lie about?
Is there anything you read correctly?

Last I checked the Stasi weren’t after Jews. Well, not simply for being Jews.

They were after all non compliant types.


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My bad. Still a horrible analogy. So props for buttfucking yourself in the mouth during a “win.”
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His daily enormous balck cock “booster”.

Same as every day.


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Kierland wrote:My bad. Still a horrible analogy. So props for buttfucking yourself in the mouth during a “win.”
So, now that we’re clear on what I meant, let’s have some actual stats.

Healthy people under 40 dying from CV

I’m gonna go with single digits as my guess. And even in those cases, I’d wager someone fukked something up.


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That’s not going to work for dumb&fat. He will need a complete medical history on each patient.
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NoVax is an @sshole.

According to these professional news readers.







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Werd is that Joker is being -----> run.




#BREAKING (finally): World No. 1 @DjokerNole has had his visa cancelled (again).
Immigration Minister Alex Hawke has made the decision after several days deliberation.
Appeal expected @canberratimes


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If this is how it ends up, NoVax has himself to blame.

Based on the situation at hand, he was swimming upstream.

He needed to have his ducks in a row.
He needed to have his shit together and be free from error or misdeed(s).

He didn't have it together.
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The authorities told NoVax he has to leave.

He appealed the decision, and he lost.

NoVax will be deported now.




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I heard somewhere that he lied on part of the visa application.

If so, that’s on him.
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Left Seater wrote: Sun Jan 16, 2022 12:57 pm I heard somewhere that he lied on part of the visa application.

If so, that’s on him.
Yes.
I posted that earlier in this thread.

He claimed it was "human error," but under the circumstances, that is not an "error" that is likely to be overlooked.

NoVax fvcked up.

It is unfortunate, because he is the best player in the world, and Australia's handling of the pandemic is... jackboot, and that sucks,
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This is an absolute disgrace and the most shameful moment in modern history. This mewling capitulation by the inexplicably co-opted Australian government to the unelected and unaccountable Scientocracy represents the greatest coup in human history. They've taken over without firing a shot. The whole fucking world--every one mask up!

How can this be possible? Is it all based on the shrewd calculation that an OBESE population is in fact very scared of dying from a Virus? Especially when the threat of this Virus is continuously pumped into the news from every angle?

Who's behind this outrageous and utterly monstrous Hoax?

Well, who owns the media? Who owns the Big Phamra corps? Who owns Hollywood? Who owns academia? Who owns the congress and White house?

Yep, it's the Tribe...and I don't mean the Cleveland Guardians... :wink:
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LTS TRN 2 wrote: Mon Jan 17, 2022 6:29 am... it's the Tribe...and I don't mean the Cleveland Guardians... :wink:
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LTS TRN 2 wrote: Mon Jan 17, 2022 6:29 am This is an absolute disgrace and the most shameful moment in modern history. This mewling capitulation by the inexplicably co-opted Australian government to the unelected and unaccountable Scientocracy represents the greatest coup in human history. They've taken over without firing a shot. The whole fucking world--every one mask up!

How can this be possible? Is it all based on the shrewd calculation that an OBESE population is in fact very scared of dying from a Virus? Especially when the threat of this Virus is continuously pumped into the news from every angle?

Who's behind this outrageous and utterly monstrous Hoax?

Well, who owns the media? Who owns the Big Phamra corps? Who owns Hollywood? Who owns academia? Who owns the congress and White house?

Yep, it's the Tribe...and I don't mean the Cleveland Guardians... :wink:
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Softball Bat wrote: Wed Jan 12, 2022 10:13 am He claims that providing false info was... human error.
Forced or unforced?
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