NBA 2005 season rules

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NBA 2005 season rules

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In accordance with Commissioner David Stern's new edict on potty mouths, this forum will be a "swearing free" forum. Persons accused of swearing will have their posts subject to review and revision on a case by case basis. For example, a post containing the following spirited exclamation, "T-Mac will skullfuck Tim Duncan until a shit faucet erupts out of his face," would likely be edited to read "T-Mac will put his pee pee into places which are actually holes on Tim Duncan's head until some poopie comes out." Please direct any further questions to your moderator. Until further notice, this policy will remain in effect throughout the season and govern the anticipated 10-15 posts therein. Thank you.
When life hands you a park steak, you'd better motherfucking ISSUE it.

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The above poster has been judged to be in violation of this forum's "no swearing" policy. Please edit your signature to read "When life hands you a park steak, you'd better put your tinkie winkie into the place where Mommie's pee comes from in order to best issue said park steak.

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the sounds are sobn gouiing to kick sthe crap out of the pussy behind lasters tonight on tnt. reggi4e miller is not a vergy oo contimplationaer person in the studio and im not staying up until two 30 am in the mornigh again if i t goes in and im so exicted. and i just cant hide it.

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Moorese wrote:When life hands you a park steak, you'd better put your tinkie winkie into the place where Mommie's pee comes from in order to best issue said park steak.
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Post by Diogenes »

That's all very nice, but do we have any 2007 rules?

Just checking.




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The Suns Rule, and the rest of you can just deal with it.




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Phoenix better finish first this year.

Spurs Fan wants Dallas. The Suns better not be in the way, come playoff time, Dio.

That being said, if it somehow comes to a WC semis with Suns-Mavs and Spurs-Fakers, I can guarantee you most true Spurs fans will be pulling hard for the Suns.

Not because Dallas isn't good or because SA is scared of A.J. No, my friend, it will be because the Mavs fucking BLEW IT last year, being up 2-0. A more pathetic meltdown in the modern era has not been seen. Simply Aweful.

FUCK Dallas and their bandwagoning fans.
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