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KluelessKunt wrote:One wonders what Mrs. Wags looks like--if there really IS a Mrs. Wags.
Mrs. Wags is one hot momma that has kept me enthralled for 25 years and continues to amaze until this very writing.

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Katy, you might be a wonnerfull person, but to achieve the reverence of say, a Monen, you obviously know what must be done. Nobody in here will tell.
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Man, I dunno...

In the history of this planet there has never been a truly desirable woman who was ever described as "one hot momma."

Either that, or there has never been a person in the history of this planet (under the age of sixty five) who uses a phrase like that, who actually would know one if he saw one.

"One hot momma"? "Kept me enthralled"?

WW, seriously, are you Burl Ives?
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Mr T wrote:I'll help Katy. She sent me this one last week...

.here is katy...

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That was supposed to be private. :x
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That is a fine rack.
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Yes, Katy is quite worthy of a brown bag fucking.
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trev, say "submit" for me.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:Image

Yes, Katy is quite worthy of a brown bag fucking.

Whoa! Hold up, cowboy! Who said I'd fuck you or your brown bag? What happened to foreplay around here?

Fuck.
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PSUFAN wrote:trev, say "submit" for me.

Don't do it, trev. :D
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trev wrote:
I bet he tried to have phone sex with other females trolls.
you were on the speed dial

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Funny thing about that collage...

Forget everything you know about each girl there. You've never seen any of 'em before, you've never heard about any of 'em before.

If you were to rank 'em, simply going by that collage, Cinder's 80s Era Nancy Wilson pic is probably the best looking girl there.

Can someone put the nic to each girl there?

I got Cinder as top left and the Phillie's fan as top middle. Her name escapes me right now, but I wanna say she was the one with Arch's hands all over her.

Who are the second, fourth and fifth girls in the top row?

Miss C is obviously there, and on the bottom row I think the Korean girl is Sexy Lexie, and the three on the right are NoCal, ppanther and Jo.

The one on bottom left, her name escapes me, but she's from the midwest, she drinks a lot, she had a famous pic where she had a black eye and she used to take tons of shit from everyone.

I have no idea who the British bread pudding looking grandma is, in between Sexie Lexie and NoCal.
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Van wrote:hands all over
RACK Soundgarden.
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Van wrote:I have no idea who the British bread pudding looking grandma is, in between Sexie Lexie and NoCal.
trev?

Goddess was the Phillies Fan.

As for what is in the pic, slim pickings as far as anything I would not kick out of bed. Second one in from the top right is about girl-next-door-ish. Top right has a nice rack, but I don't know who it is. patsy stone who posted a pic of herself from the mouth down has a similar rack. I played with photoshop to "finish the pic" and I believe someone was "freaked out" by my rendition.

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She was runned.
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Fuck, for mvscal's sake that British grandma chick better not be trev. trev has to be a MILF. That chick there? She's barely a GILF.

Please, god, let trev look better than that. At least let her look like she's from this country, and this century.
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I don't know Van. My spreadsheet is between my ears. trev is trevortime, yes or no? For some reason, that image is just burned in my memory to be the poster that was trevortime. My confidence in that is no more than 10% which is why I put the question mark after my guess.

In any case, I just have the image of old boring lady as trev in my mind...not that I dote in it.

Oh, and the black eye chick if I recall was lk_pick, and she was an abortion of a poster. Glad she's runned too.
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IndyFrisco wrote:lk_pick, and she was an abortion of a poster.
The unholy trio of the boards, by far is:

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Mr.Death wrote:
trev wrote:
I bet he tried to have phone sex with other females trolls.
you were on the speed dial

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who's the one top right with the alien behind her? nice rack////
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titlover wrote:
who's the one top right with the alien behind her? nice rack////
Wow, will you ever be disappointed...
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IndyFrisco wrote: trev is trevortime, yes or no?.
Top Row - 2nd from the left.
MVS may commence his Fapisode.
It's an old picture however and I don't think Father Time has been kind
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If trev is top row, second from left, hey, there's at least hope for mvscal. That girl could at least conceivably have potential.

Top right, the brunette with the rack, she sorta reminds me of...

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mvscal wrote:Whoa! What the fuck is this? Are you trying to cockblock me here, guy? What the FUCK?!?
An mvscal, trev & monen/chyna ménage à trois PH letter is in order here.

Van, your thoughts?
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My thoughts?

trev would never share mvscal with monen. monen might be cool with it, but trev? Never. She might be able to scare up some Inner Slut, which mvscal would doubtless require and/or beat into her, but when you get right down to it trev still sees herself as a "nice girl."

The thought of her rapacious mouth mining for gold inside monen's willing ass is simply a bridge too far.

Now, let trev imagine herself airtight, with mvscal, PSU and Mikey as the stoppers, and she'd be all atwitter.
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Van wrote:Now, let trev imagine herself airtight, with mvscal, PSU and Mikey as the stoppers, and she'd be all atwitter.
Good point, bro.

Thing is ... for trev, the ultimate fantasy would be which particular orifice and external sensitive area upon which she would like licked, inserted, suckled and otherwise generally bathed in a warm, wet tongue, from every angle, all at the same time.

Personally, I imagine PSU slowly and playfully tweaking her nipples while Mikey gently pulls on the hood of her clit, while kissing her neck, as Salad Tosser bathes her starfish with ever-so-subtle hardening of his tongue, taking the time to insert it gently, yet firmly and very wet, into her rectum, playfully; while mvscal does the alphabet on her clit with his hot, slippery tongue.

But that's just me.
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With that group?? With all the grudge fucking that'd be going on?

I picture it being more like a Jack Bauer prisoner interrogation, with each of them taking turns slapping their cocks off her lower lip and screaming at her, "WHO DO YOU WORK FOR???"
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"WHO DO YOU WORK FOR???"
PSUFAN: What? NO. You're not biting me. I'm BITING your nipples, trev.

trev: giggle

trev: oh, I'm sorry, were you talking to ME, PSU? See, Mikey is kissing my neck and I'm just .... I'm Just ...

Mikey: Hey, shut up bitch! There is some music still to be had in the 'Bowl, let me pull the roof off and SHOW you, damn it!

trev: That's not very nice of you Mikey, you liberal douche, omg. p.s. RACK you!

Mikey: Uh-hmm. Thought so.


PSUFAN: Hey! What's going on here?

trev: Oh, good lord. Get the FUCK out of here, will you?

PSUFAN: Hey, have you ululated, yet?

trev: I was about to cum, thanks, dumbass.

Salad Tosser: What's going on here?

Salad Tosser: trev, bend over for me ... mmmmmm. There you go ... baby ... mmmmmm ... mmmmmmm ..... mmmmmmmmmm .... mmmmm ..... mmmmmmmmm ......... mmmmmmmm ...... mmmmmmmmmmm ........... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ........... ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ...... mmmmmm .... mmmmmm ,,,, mmmmmmm .... ,,,, mmmmmmm


trev: O-M-G ...

Mikey: Hey!

Salad Tosser: giggles .... you ready, mvscal?




mvscal, singing loudly: I'm a cowboy, on ST's train, I'll ride!
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mvscal, denial is not just a river in Egypt.
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I'll agree with mvscal. I don't want to hear, "eat that pussy, dumbfuck."
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If y'all would just do your jobs properly nobody would have to hear anybody say anything. The only sound you'd hear would be a viscous liquid sound, from trev.

Fuggen amateurs.
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Van wrote:mvscal, denial is not just a river in Egypt.
Why don't you suck his racist dick some more you pathetic assfuck?
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STFU you racist fuckhole.
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'Spray, do I really even wanna know what TVO getting into a really bad "cock accident" might entail, in the mind of, well, you?

:lol:

Btw, I'm surprised neither you nor SS had any comment on this thread. This one seemed right up your alley...

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Martyred wrote:
titlover wrote:
who's the one top right with the alien behind her? nice rack////
Wow, will you ever be disappointed...
Thats PrimexXs girlfriend isnt it? Patsy Stone?
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PrimeXXX told me that Ana is his interwebs girlfriend... is he two timing her?
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No, Salad Tosser is two timing Prime, with Ana.

All things considered, Prime is taking it remarkably well.
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Good thing he's got his fantasy baseball to cushion the blow.
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But he's stil an Astros fan, and nothing can fully cushion that constant pounding.
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He just picked up Mike Hampton off the waiver wire. :lol:
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Jesus, guys.
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Martyred wrote:
titlover wrote:
who's the one top right with the alien behind her? nice rack////
Wow, will you ever be disappointed...

it's a dude?

shit.
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