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Martyred wrote:
titlover wrote:
who's the one top right with the alien behind her? nice rack////
Wow, will you ever be disappointed...

it's a dude?

shit.
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Van wrote:My thoughts?

trev would never share mvscal with monen. monen might be cool with it, but trev? Never. She might be able to scare up some Inner Slut, which mvscal would doubtless require and/or beat into her, but when you get right down to it trev still sees herself as a "nice girl."

The thought of her rapacious mouth mining for gold inside monen's willing ass is simply a bridge too far.Now, let trev imagine herself airtight, with mvscal, PSU and Mikey as the stoppers, and she'd be all atwitter.

awesome visual. thanks for getting me off dude.
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trev wrote:Jesus, guys.

if you'd just post a god damn pic this would all be over..... :)
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trev wrote:Jesus, guys.
if you'd just post a god damn pic this would all be over..... :)
Not fucking necessarily!!

:lol:

For all you know, it'd be like the guy grabbing the mic at Indy and saying, "Gentleman, start your engines!"

"All over" could end up being all too correct, as in T1B DNA splattered all over the pixelated image of trev, all across our fruited plain...
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A handfull of sagging midlife crisis tards reaching desperately from thier scrollwheels to thier jergens while hanging on the every word of a married yet pitifully lonely and bored late 40's portly slouch of a man whose subscriptions to adult rags evidently isnt enough.


Epic, just fucking epic.


This shit board needs to be fucking pirate sniped.
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Hi, Raydah James!! How's it going?? Long time no seesies.
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Katy wrote:Hi, Raydah James!! How's it going?? Long time no seesies.
'Sup K-Style!

Looks like you got a fat promotion here, huh? :wink:

Things are great-been enjoying this incredible weather here and surfing a ton. A nice new crop of young talent has been rolling around here that would even blow Dins' petrified jurassic mind, so I cant complain.


I'm blessed, baby.



How are the kids treating you? You and Buc a married tandem yet? 8)
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The kids are great. Nope, Buc and I ended stuff in 2006. We're pretty good friends still.

I am so glad to hear things are good for ya. Drop me a PM later. I haven't talked to ya in ages.
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Katy wrote:The kids are great. Nope, Buc and I ended stuff in 2006. We're pretty good friends still.

I am so glad to hear things are good for ya. Drop me a PM later. I haven't talked to ya in ages.

Will do hun. Take care.
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Katy wrote:Nope, Buc and I ended stuff in 2006. We're pretty good friends still.
Buc, as in Bucmonkey?

Not to interrupt your PM lovefest with RJ or anything, but do tell.
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War Wagon wrote:
Katy wrote:Nope, Buc and I ended stuff in 2006. We're pretty good friends still.
Buc, as in Bucmonkey?

Not to interrupt your PM lovefest with RJ or anything, but do tell.

Buc as in Buccaneer
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RJ wrote:A handfull of sagging midlife crisis tards reaching desperately from thier scrollwheels to thier jergens .....
Way too perfumee for me. I use an old fashioned method, spit in the palm then let loose some balm. Know what I'm sayin ? Of course you do.

Why do you think WildRoot Cream Oil was so popular back in the day ? Lay some of that shit in your hair, slick it back, if you get lucky and the broad wants to go anal just spit in your palm a bit, run your hand through your hair then in her crack and BOOM, instant lube. If you don't get lucky, you know what to do.

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RJ wrote:K-Style
Oh my god, if you're NOT being sarcastic I'm going to drive to San Diego and beat the fukk out of you with a 30 lb bottle of L.A. Looks.
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I think the Kobe avatar is sarcastic too.


GOTS to be.
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Trampis wrote:
Martyred wrote:
titlover wrote:
who's the one top right with the alien behind her? nice rack////
Wow, will you ever be disappointed...
Thats PrimexXs girlfriend isnt it? Patsy Stone?
I think you may be right. When I posted this pic:

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it was PrimeX that said he was completely freaked out by it. Didn't know what he meant by that but seeing the real pic I guess I see why.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
RJ wrote:K-Style
Oh my god, if you're NOT being sarcastic I'm going to drive to San Diego and beat the fukk out of you with a 30 lb bottle of L.A. Looks.
Not surprising in the least, given that you'll never need the rest of that product for the massive crop circle on your already whispy haired cranium. Feel free to make the trek out here, though-i've never been shy about giving a free boxing lesson to those who yearn for it. I'd even shelve the MMA skeelz for your pooch sporting self, because i'm just a nice guy like that.



Out to enjoy yet another day of insanely great beach weather. Cheers, tards.
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R-Jack wrote:How much fun can one have being hung upside down by a couple Public Works guys and picking up loose garbage with your spiked Dippity Doo tips?
Reminds me of that movie One Crazy Summer...

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titlover wrote:thanks for getting me off dude.
Probably not the first time you've uttered that phrase. When I get time, I'll have to stuff it in my sig file.
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RJ wrote:Not surprising in the least, given that you'll never need the rest of that product for the massive crop circle on your already whispy haired cranium.
Dude, who do you think you're talking to? Mikey? I'm 27 years old. I have a full, thick, wonderful head of hair that Bear Grylls could take a one week survival excursion through.
Feel free to make the trek out here, though-i've never been shy about giving a free boxing lesson to those who yearn for it. I'd even shelve the MMA skeelz for your pooch sporting self, because i'm just a nice guy like that.
That's it. Let's fucking DO this. Meet me at the oak tree behind the local elementary school. Bring friends if you have to.
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mgo wrote:Dude, who do you think you're talking to? Mikey?
He's also got me down on his spreadsheet as "portly."

All 170 lbs of me.

We're all Mikey, to him, apparently.
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Van wrote:
mgo wrote:Dude, who do you think you're talking to? Mikey?
He's also got me down on his spreadsheet as "portly."

All 170 lbs of me.

We're all Mikey, to him, apparently.
If A) in RJ's mind we're all Mikey, and
B) you're cool with rubbing boners with Mikey, then it stands to reason that
C) in RJ's mind you'd be fucking everybody and yourself, therefore,
D) RJ is assertively gay, and
E) RJ also trolls as Sirfindafold.
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Atomic Punk wrote:So why did you post it?
Yes, that just happened.
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It was supposed to be in essay form, not multiple choice.
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Dude, you have kids now. Your "married" life, whatever it was before, it's now over. You're now in Dad Mode, and that's it for you, until you two are finally empty nesting, by which point you'll be wanting to trade her in on something younger anyway.

C'est la vie.
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Van wrote:It was supposed to be in essay form, not multiple choice.
Just wait for Waitman Wade Born's PET coming out next Tuesday on DVD and Blue Ray.
Van wrote:Kumbaya, asshats.
R-Jack wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:So why did you post it?
Yes, that just happened.
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socal wrote:
Van wrote:It was supposed to be in essay form, not multiple choice.
Just wait for Waitman Wade Born's PET coming out next Tuesday on DVD and Blue Ray.
You know, just for the record, it's been a mighty long time since you burped up one of those "Day In The Life" posts you used to do, with our friend, the degenerate Laker fan...
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R-Jack wrote:
Van wrote: Your "married" life, whatever it was before, it's now over.
My "married" life you speak of was me knocking my wife up within three weeks of getting married.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

You fucking rule...

:mrgreen:
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Van wrote:
titlover wrote:
trev wrote:Jesus, guys.
if you'd just post a god damn pic this would all be over..... :)
Not fucking necessarily!!

:lol:

For all you know, it'd be like the guy grabbing the mic at Indy and saying, "Gentleman, start your engines!"

"All over" could end up being all too correct, as in T1B DNA splattered all over the pixelated image of trev, all across our fruited plain...

doesn't sound so bad...
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socal wrote:
Van wrote:
mgo wrote:Dude, who do you think you're talking to? Mikey?
He's also got me down on his spreadsheet as "portly."

All 170 lbs of me.

We're all Mikey, to him, apparently.
If A) in RJ's mind we're all Mikey, and
B) you're cool with rubbing boners with Mikey, then it stands to reason that
C) in RJ's mind you'd be fucking everybody and yourself, therefore,
D) RJ is assertively gay, and
E) RJ also trolls as Sirfindafold.
You guys need to leave me out of your hirsutal fantasies.

Besides...we're all Jim Rome and friends.
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Mikey wrote:You guys need to leave me out of your hirsutal fantasies.
Here, here.

Can we get back to trev's sweet moistness, in anticipation of mvscal?
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RadioFan wrote:
Mikey wrote:You guys need to leave me out of your hirsutal fantasies.
Here, here.

Can we get back to trev's bloody torrent, after mvscal cut the phone lines, flushed the cell phones, locked all the rooms in the house and proceeded to have his Stanley Kubrick-esque way with her?
Attaboy.
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R-Jack wrote:
RJ wrote:Out to enjoy yet another day of insanely great beach weather.
How much fun can one have being hung upside down by a couple Public Works guys and picking up loose garbage with your spiked Dippity Doo tips?
This went unRacked...and that was wrong.
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Katy, say "archive" for me.
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