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R-Jack wrote:Hey, OC Zoloft,

I know you like retired and all, but it seems that you didn't get the memo out to all of your personalities. You guys need to have better communication with yourself.
It seems underneath the tough exterior of a really pitiful smacker, there lies an actual chickenshit pussy pulling his hair out in clumps while curled up in the fetal position.
I'm sure in your weak mental state, the grind of reading post after post of people not saying nice things about you would send you over the edge and render you as useful as a piece of produce.
BTW, that one time we met, your sister wanted to fuck me.
Just. Fucking. Brutal.

Note to self: Nominate R-Jack as T1B representative in next internecine Board smackoff, allow extra wide berth in meantime.
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You're having psyche problems because of a brokern neck?

I wasn't joking about the self-administered electroshock. Don't go for the 240v dryer outlet at the beginning, though. And a car battery probably wouldn't be enough unless you hooked up jumper cables and held on while you put the ends together. Unless you have a volunteer to knock the cables out of your hands with a stick after a minute or so, you might just want to go with the socket of a common table lamp.
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Damn.

Never knew we were dealing with one of Cybil's offspring here at T1b. Seriously, I'm glad Mike is getting his shit together, but I really don't have much pitty for people who claim to have mental disorders.

What the fuck makes you so special that you can be a failure in life and postulate 'kookieness' as being the culprit?

Fucking man up and take responsibility for being a loser (sup Paul).
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War Wagon wrote:Just. Fucking. Brutal.
No shit. This pretty much reinforces my decision to keep ALL mental, medical, dental, and other personal info as far away from the board (and R-Jack) as possible.
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Well this thread is certainly a mixed bag.

I cannot fathom why R-Jack enjoys chewing on tin-foil..err, hates OCMike so much, but what the fuck, it is a brutal smack-board and some folk just like to hate for no good reason.

For one, I have almost always gotten a laugh or an entertaining read from Mike. Love or hate his humpday challenges, they made for a good time filler. Take care of yourself OC. Whether a true board retirement or simply a sabbatical like the rest of us take from time to time, props and peace bro.

See you in the margins.

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later.
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See you tomorrow, Mike.
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Martyred wrote:I can't say I've ever read an OCmike post.

Were they any good?
Any one of them would easily surpass the grand sum of your 4,000+.
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RumpleForeskin wrote:but I really don't have much pitty for people who claim to have mental disorders.
you only wish you had mental illness as an excuse for marrying your fat hoss of a wife. you are one shit-eating dumbfuck.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:you only wish you had mental illness as an excuse for marrying your fat hoss of a wife. you are one shit-eating dumbfuck.

Okay, so marrying the woman I fell in love with makes me a dumbfuck. Nice try, fuckstain.

Go tongue a Steve Winwood poster, would ya.
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i find it extremely ironic that a man who finds a 400 pound woman sexually attractive has the nerve to look down upon those with a mental illness. if anything, you're the definition, tard.
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Screw Michigan, and Screw Mt. Rumplewife - which would prove the more...ah...insurmountable task?
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Screw_Michigan wrote:i find it extremely ironic that a man who finds a 400 pound woman sexually attractive has the nerve to look down upon those with a mental illness. if anything, you're the definition, tard.
You're reaching here, dipshit.

Seriously, what constitutes calling me out as the mentally ill one for marrying someone with a degree, a successful career, sound morals and ethics, and a square head on their shoulders?

You are stupid. Very stupid.
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RumpleForeskin wrote:and a square head on their shoulders?
I bet there's a lot of screwing on the deck at the Rumplehouse.
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Whatever screws hold the deck together under that monumental coupling - THOSE are the ones you want, :dins: be damned.
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RumpleForeskin wrote: Seriously, what constitutes calling me out as the mentally ill one for marrying someone with a degree, a successful career, sound morals and ethics, and a square head on their shoulders?
Rumps, just tell us that she was your high school sweetheart and that she didn't inflate like the Goodyear blimp until years after you married her. Tell us what a hot ass cheer leader she was before becoming addicted to helium.

We'll believe you, seriously.
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Wags, what if I just tell you the truth. I have ALWAYS had an attraction for big-boned chicks. No shame in that...at least from where I am standing.

Sure, in high school and in college I had my fair share of some skinny hotties. Fuck, I was at a speech tournament my senior year of high school and this hawt cheerleader from another school approached me and asked for my digits. I didn't do anything to lead her on; she just wanted me...can't really explain it. I ended up fucking the shit out of her in her backyard on her younger brother's trampoline. She was a 10 out of 10.
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I'm starting to make sense of all this.

After boinking the hottie on the trampoline, you set out to find a girl who wouldn't bounce around so much amidst the throes of coitus...right?
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mvscal wrote:I laughed.
Why?

I'm kinda hot.
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RumpleForeskin wrote:Wags, what if I just tell you the truth. I have ALWAYS had an attraction for big-boned chicks. No shame in that...at least from where I am standing.
Hey, whatever floats your boat. Far be it from me to judge. As long as you're satisfied, that's all that matters, right?

Fat chicks need luvin' too, and give plenty back, I'm sure.
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^^^ damn straight. get over here. [/scorpion]
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GAAAAAA.....

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Risa wrote:^^^ damn straight. get over here. [/scorpion]
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RumpleForeskin wrote:
mvscal wrote:I laughed.
Why?

I'm kinda hot.
Right. That would explain how you were able to land Rumplewife (there's a "We're going to need a bigger boat" reset in there somewhere).

Oh wait, I get it. You’re in Houston and it’s like 95° today. So you're kinda hot.
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Are you guys done titillating Annie in here? There are less weighty matters demanding our attention.
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No, I mean I am a good looking fellow.

Friday night, Mrs. Rumps and I were playing drinking games with another couple and this guy's sisters. The 19 year old sister wanted me to plant my log into her repeatedly. She was definitely giving me the sex eye and was rather flirtacious.

I know you're not familiar with these types of events, but this sort of thing happens to good looking guys like myself.
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She just had a vague impression that you'd like to copulate maybe once without cracking your pelvis. Sounds like a caring individual.
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Wait a sec...you're bragging about all the hot chicks you could get with, yet you're bedding a scandinavian cruise ship? Something doesn't add up.
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PSUFAN wrote: titillating Annie .
Just... stop it-

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Wait a second....what the hell does this have to do with Mike's mental illness?

I see what y'all are trying to do now.
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RumpleForeskin wrote:The 19 year old sister wanted me to plant my log into her repeatedly.
Don't get reality confused with the voices you hear in your head.
She was definitely giving me the sex eye and was rather flirtacious.
A friend of mine in college had that same problem. A girl he "sort of knew from class" would walk by him and smile and say "Hi", and he'd make the magic leap from a polite greeting in passing right to "She wants to bang me bad" I NEVER once saw any of those encounters turn out that way for him.

Of course in your case, it's quite possible she just feels bad that you have to tote around that bag of flour and a gps backtracking unit when you go hunting for the wifes glory hole. Maybe she thought if you had a little cyber mercy fuck with someone whose pussy and face are visible at the same time from up close without having to do the gunt blubber lift and hand held mirror trick would make you feel like a real man again.
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the gunt blubber lift
Sordid, and effective. RACK
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Goober McTuber wrote:
Martyred wrote:I can't say I've ever read an OCmike post.

Were they any good?
Any one of them would easily surpass the grand sum of your 4,000+.
Hyperbole.
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pron wrote:
Risa wrote:^^^ damn straight. get over here. [/scorpion]
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Men who love women are loveable men. But what makes a woman?




PSUFan, there are no dicks in this thread, except of the metaphorical persuasion. so, alas, no titillation for Annie.
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After this thread, the internet nearly snapped in two from the shock wave of all the dicks that veered out of your path.
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Hyperbole.

Ya think? I sure hope so.
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PSUFAN wrote:Whatever screws hold the deck together under that monumental coupling - THOSE are the ones you want, :dins: be damned.
Rumor has it that they come from the planet Krypton.
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PSUFAN wrote:
the gunt blubber lift
Sordid, and effective. RACK
by itself, not so much, but, throw in the hand held mirror trick and it's :bode:
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This thread has actually done a little to renew my faith in this board.


OCD pretty much put on a board-bitch clinic, and was brutally piled-on and plungered as a parting gift.


Dude pretty much solified his credentials for making the Bitch Hall of Fame on the first ballot.

RACK RJack making OC's final act on this board (until he unretires to whine again) one of being claimed as another's prison bitch.
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RumpleForeskin wrote:Fuck, I was at a speech tournament my senior year of high school and this hawt cheerleader from another school approached me and asked for my digits.
Nothing gets a cheerleader all wet like a stud from the high school speech team. What happened??? Did every guy from the football, basketball, baseball, soccer, track, golf, wrestling, tennis and swim teams die leaving the girls to choose from only the speech team, the chess club and the A/V club?
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