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Since all the judges, organizers, and other participants seem to be MIA, Mgo and I have decided to step up and get this shit at least scheduled.

we're going to start the tilt at midnight tonight, running through midnight Thursday.

3 days of smack.

Both Mgo and I will be participating in this round.


Maybe we can finish this of with a bang rather than a whimper.
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Headhunter wrote: bang
whimper
3. Wipe cock on drapes.
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You're very welcome for the avatard, Hoontah.


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Thanks, Pops.


Now if you could just tell me who the fuck that is, I'll be aces.
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Biggie wrote:
Headhunter wrote: bang
whimper
3. Wipe cock on drapes.

Just an FYI, never try that with venetian blinds. A friend told me that.
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Constitutionally, gentlemen, you have the Admin, the Vice Admin and the Bunny Engineer in that order, and should the Admin decide he wants to transfer the helm to the Vice Admin, he will do so. He has not done that. As of now, I am in control here, in the Smack Off, pending return of the Vice Admin and in close touch with him. If something came up, I would check with him, of course.
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Should I be in control here?

sin,
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Biggie wrote:
Headhunter wrote: bang
whimper
3. Wipe cock on drapes.
I thought that was #4


Now just a fucsking minutem there, HH... You mean you're starting an alternative smack off final.

The judges HAVE voted- we just haven't seen fit to share the results with the rest of you douchefucks. And our votes were unanimous- (except for Cowduct, who voted for you & mgo- imo).

As to the scheduling, our Marketing Boys have advised us not to compete for viewers until after March Madness is over. The Smack Off finals will start in about a week- 10 days tops. Just keep your goddam shirt on.
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I think that in order to bring this thing to a fitting end both participants of the finals should not post anything at all, then just declare poptart the winner.
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Headhunter wrote:3 days of smack.
Ready when you are.
Both Mgo and I will be participating in this round.
Let's do this.
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The real world came calling like a mother fucker.


Nice Work, Mgo. Very well done, but the whole Fresno bit was completely uncalled for.
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Some funny stuff was laid down in this here Smackoff. That's what it's all about.
but the whole Fresno bit was completely uncalled for.
I've said some nasty things on this board, but with that...I went too far. Please accept my genuine apology. Nobody outside of the greater Fresno area should have to endure that kind of treatment.
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Brock in Va Beach wrote:Mgo and it aint even close
I wouldn't expect anything less. You don't beat a quality opponent like Mgo with 1 post. I had some shit come up, and that's that, but I don't mean to take a damn thing away from Mgo. He did a hell of a job.


Congrats, Mgo. Very nice work.
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Re: Finals

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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Some funny stuff was laid down in this here Smackoff. That's what it's all about.

I've said some nasty things on this board, but with that...I went too far. Please accept my genuine apology. Nobody outside of the greater Fresno area should have to endure that kind of treatment.
Actually nobody should have to endure - Fresno.

And who forgot to pm brock that he wasn't in the finals?

Rack mgo.. nice finish.

Next year though, peoples who joins has got to commits to see it through to the end. Lots of disappointing no shows along the way here.
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