Of course you wouldn't hear this ever happening in the south. There is no way anyone could be cousins with a van.Papa Willie wrote:I've heard of weird shit happening in Alabammy, but never anybody fucking a van.MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Yeah, sorry about that. Ohio is basically our Alabama. :|
Search found 4237 matches
- Fri Aug 19, 2016 7:43 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Don't ever give any of us from the south
- Replies: 21
- Views: 1440
Re: Don't ever give any of us from the south
- Thu Aug 18, 2016 6:46 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Classy
- Replies: 11
- Views: 1303
Re: Classy
Is it really free? I imagine the travel may be pricey.
- Thu Aug 18, 2016 2:49 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Sometimes I wish I was MS's size
- Replies: 6
- Views: 419
Re: Sometimes I wish I was MS's size
I think this is where they got their inspiration
- Tue Aug 16, 2016 1:55 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Most dangerous athlete of all time.
- Replies: 32
- Views: 2945
Re: Most dangerous athlete of all time.
Solo, or the chick he raped in college?
- Tue Aug 09, 2016 10:35 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: caption
- Replies: 5
- Views: 1401
Re: caption
When the Zika skeeters attack, we know who will end up getting to the medal round.
- Sun Aug 07, 2016 3:16 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Coffee Geeks
- Replies: 52
- Views: 3161
Re: Coffee Geeks
Bought a press a few months back. Worked great for a few days before someone dropped something on it in the dish pan and broke it. Bought another and told the wife and CB to be careful. It lasted a a few months before a well placed plate took it out.....again. :evil: Would like to buy another, but ...
- Fri Aug 05, 2016 9:17 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Coffee Geeks
- Replies: 52
- Views: 3161
Re: Coffee Geeks
Keurigs are a huge waste of money and plastic. I like my coffee like I like my women: hot and black as fuck. When you get older & wiser, you'll find that convenience is paramount. I can imagine how someone who eats with a shovel would find time for quality preparation to be an inconvenience.
- Fri Aug 05, 2016 1:25 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: ! It's time for a Queen of T1b - Submit Entries !
- Replies: 53
- Views: 3847
Re: ! It's time for a Queen of T1b - Submit Entries !
So Pikkkle.... My wife wants to know which Real Housewives reunion special was your favorite
- Thu Aug 04, 2016 8:21 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: ! It's time for a Queen of T1b - Submit Entries !
- Replies: 53
- Views: 3847
Re: ! It's time for a Queen of T1b - Submit Entries !
What kind of Russian name is Anique VanBeek?
- Thu Aug 04, 2016 7:01 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: ! It's time for a Queen of T1b - Submit Entries !
- Replies: 53
- Views: 3847
Re: ! It's time for a Queen of T1b - Submit Entries !
...that you are trolling as a chick on reality TV message boards? What a fucking queer.The Big Pickle wrote:
PROOF
- Sat Jul 30, 2016 11:55 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: how are local elections shaping up in your area ?
- Replies: 18
- Views: 2543
Re: how are local elections shaping up in your area ?
Don't even get me started for the open seat on our sanitation board.
- Thu Jul 28, 2016 3:03 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Rack this heat wave!
- Replies: 87
- Views: 2076
Re: Rack this heat wave!
I actually don't see the problem with that. If they don't need to be at a physical office, let 'em work from home. I don't give a fuck.
- Thu Jul 28, 2016 2:16 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: "her" fashion advisor?
- Replies: 23
- Views: 1268
Re: "her" fashion advisor?
No doubt, but no one has taken Joan Rivers spot on Fashion Police and Wolfie is going for it HARD.Left Seater wrote:Is there any doubt she has broken laws, regardless of prosecution?MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:If Shillary is supposedly this rampant criminal
- Wed Jul 27, 2016 3:39 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Who to have a drink with? I will accept the verdict.
- Replies: 45
- Views: 1806
Re: Who is cooler? I will accept the verdict.
How many dignified blow jobs did you give to gangbangers today?
- Wed Jul 27, 2016 2:58 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Who to have a drink with? I will accept the verdict.
- Replies: 45
- Views: 1806
Re: Who is cooler? I will accept the verdict.
You lame fucking faggot.
- Tue Jul 26, 2016 7:06 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: CAPTION TIME!
- Replies: 17
- Views: 2207
Re: CAPTION TIME!
Clinton: I know Stanely only likes a brown cock in his pooper. Mine was brown sliding out. That has to count for something.
Cosby: weird little boy that Pikkkle. He met me for a drink and roofies himself.
- Tue Jul 26, 2016 2:19 am
- Forum: ARCHIVE!
- Topic: Me and my Pappy
- Replies: 69
- Views: 23546
Re: Me and my Pappy
3, 2, noneGoober McTuber wrote:
l to r: 63 years old, 15 years old, 12 years old
~Diego
- Tue Jul 26, 2016 12:11 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Knife attack!
- Replies: 16
- Views: 433
Re: Knife attack!
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Big deal. All I want to know is, could that blade still slice a tomato after going through 19 vegetables?
- Mon Jul 25, 2016 9:57 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Dumbocrat Convention - In game summary
- Replies: 70
- Views: 5408
Re: Dumbocrat Convention - In game summary
So you typed something coherent, then got auto corrected?Papa Willie wrote:Fucking spell co4ecting tablets.
- Sat Jul 23, 2016 6:56 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Shrillary Picks Tim Kaine
- Replies: 44
- Views: 4541
Re: Shrillary Picks Tim Kaine
Well you doing that is a more likely scenario than Whitey going to work.
- Fri Jul 22, 2016 9:31 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Can Somebody Please Identify this Creature!
- Replies: 3
- Views: 472
Re: Can Somebody Please Identify this Creature!
You're upset that she doesn't have a dick for you to throttle into your shithole. Be honest.
- Fri Jul 22, 2016 2:09 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Is anyone else getting PM's meant for Pickle by mistake?
- Replies: 14
- Views: 1129
Re: Is anyone else getting PM's meant for Pickle by mistake?
I keep getting Go Coogs's messages. Every day, a new 7000 word grocery list.
- Thu Jul 21, 2016 9:47 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Favorites
- Replies: 45
- Views: 2383
Re: Favorites
Just shut up, you cock-gargling simpleton. https://s31.postimg.org/47qimvopn/att_girl.jpg Just look at the hugeness of that arse and tell me I'm wrong! Why do you hate truth and honesty so much? How does it feel to know that Pickle is ALWAYS right? Sure you may be right. You are outting yourself as...
- Thu Jul 21, 2016 1:55 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: PMs
- Replies: 9
- Views: 600
Re: PMs
I figure if you post a pm and select all members, you're in the clear.
If not, you're too insufferable to not be banned for something down the line. May as well have some worthwhile pile on material come out of it.
If not, you're too insufferable to not be banned for something down the line. May as well have some worthwhile pile on material come out of it.
- Fri Jul 15, 2016 2:48 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Time for sensible box truck legislation, I recon.
- Replies: 11
- Views: 227
Re: Time for sensible box truck legislation, I recon.
We really have to put this tragedy in perspective.
At least they weren't AP.
At least they weren't AP.
- Thu Jul 14, 2016 1:39 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Ruth B. Ginsburg - Moron
- Replies: 43
- Views: 701
Re: Ruth B. Ginsburg - Moron
So it's a unwritten rule.....like bat flips and not stealing signs? Does Donald now get to toss a heater into her ribcage now?
- Mon Jul 11, 2016 4:11 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Dallas Shooter DEAD - Hehehehehehehe
- Replies: 5
- Views: 426
Re: Dallas Shooter DEAD - Hehehehehehehe
The outfits are awesome. I dub then Crocodile Darnell.
- Sun Jul 10, 2016 12:12 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Baton Rouge, Minnesota & now Dallas.
- Replies: 93
- Views: 4728
Re: Baton Rouge, Minnesota & now Dallas.
Or it could be blacks killing cops, cops killing blacks or cops killing anything happens far less than finding out a Clinton lied, hence more newsworthy.
- Sat Jul 09, 2016 11:07 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Congrats on the new gig Moving Sale
- Replies: 4
- Views: 135
Re: Congrats on the new gig Moving Sale
Buffet Lines Matter?
- Mon Jul 04, 2016 10:44 pm
- Forum: NBA
- Topic: Durant to GS...
- Replies: 19
- Views: 6019
Re: Durant to GS...
He has the year 2 option. The cap takes another jump next year so who knows. Either way, they still had to give up Bogut to clear room. The Cavs were so dominant on the boards so inside toughness is an issue and it hasn't been addressed. At least KD does more work on the glass and moves the ball bet...
- Mon Jul 04, 2016 1:36 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Paging Euroclone
- Replies: 27
- Views: 3209
Re: Paging Euroclone
If Goober wasn't taking notes in class when that was shared, it won't against his final grade.Papa Willie wrote: Where did I say I got moist, ancient polyp master?
- Fri Jun 24, 2016 8:30 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: US Army
- Replies: 21
- Views: 1188
Re: US Army
Nothing more manly than only being pushed hard enough that a girl can handle it. We get it. You only want to get laid into by manly men. You want those guys to really give it to you and force you to take it like a man. The innuendo is not nessasary queer. Just go have a raspberry Zima with Rooster ...
- Fri Jun 24, 2016 6:38 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: US Army
- Replies: 21
- Views: 1188
Re: US Army
And a faggot. Don't forget faggot.BSmack wrote:That's because you're a stupid twat.The Big Pickle wrote:Fort Jackson is where they train the sissy faggot rear echelon pussies. Not man enough for combat arms.
No racks from me.
- Sat Jun 18, 2016 9:20 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: T1B Beer of Choice
- Replies: 53
- Views: 647
Re: T1B Beer of Choice
What are you talking about? We have been making fun of a special needs case all thread
- Sat Jun 18, 2016 5:44 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: T1B Beer of Choice
- Replies: 53
- Views: 647
Re: T1B Beer of Choice
.....and 100% faggotry. Meeting Dio for cosmos later?Rooster wrote:
Leinenkugal Lemon Berry Shandy for a summertime session beer after mowing the lawn in 95* heat and 86% humidity.
- Mon Jun 13, 2016 3:23 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Thoughts and prayers in MCO
- Replies: 103
- Views: 3285
Re: Thoughts and prayers in MCO
Well add Anthony Jeselnik to the list of things you don't know dick about.Left Seater wrote:Nice little comedy bit. Doubt seriously he will roll that bit out for the next week or two.
Sure, this seems like the deadliest mass shooting in American history right now. But give it time.
- Tue Jun 07, 2016 5:12 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Down Goes Cassius, Down Goes Cassius, Down Goes Cassius
- Replies: 46
- Views: 2009
Re: Down Goes Cassius, Down Goes Cassius, Down Goes Cassius
You got it mixed up. He was in his late 60s during the warKC Scott wrote:I thought I remembered him saying he was in his late 60s which would put him in the right time frame
- Sun Jun 05, 2016 7:04 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Anybody use Uber?
- Replies: 71
- Views: 5059
Re: Anybody use Uber?
In Trev-speak, I guess you could call the bulk of my drivers "one of the good ones"
- Sat Jun 04, 2016 8:16 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Anybody use Uber?
- Replies: 71
- Views: 5059
Re: Anybody use Uber?
Always take Uber, mostly on the strength of cabbies generally being assholes.
- Mon May 30, 2016 9:46 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Obama's quirk
- Replies: 13
- Views: 929
Re: Obama's quirk
Are you talking while in office or when he said that you were more than a "one night thang" and he would call again.The Big Pickle wrote:
He's lying...DUH!
Fuck off mudshark