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by R-Jack
Fri Aug 19, 2016 7:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Don't ever give any of us from the south
Replies: 21
Views: 1440

Re: Don't ever give any of us from the south

Papa Willie wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Yeah, sorry about that. Ohio is basically our Alabama. :|
I've heard of weird shit happening in Alabammy, but never anybody fucking a van. :shock:
Of course you wouldn't hear this ever happening in the south. There is no way anyone could be cousins with a van.
by R-Jack
Thu Aug 18, 2016 6:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Classy
Replies: 11
Views: 1303

Re: Classy

Is it really free? I imagine the travel may be pricey.
by R-Jack
Thu Aug 18, 2016 2:49 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sometimes I wish I was MS's size
Replies: 6
Views: 419

Re: Sometimes I wish I was MS's size

I think this is where they got their inspiration



by R-Jack
Tue Aug 16, 2016 1:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Most dangerous athlete of all time.
Replies: 32
Views: 2945

Re: Most dangerous athlete of all time.

Solo, or the chick he raped in college?
by R-Jack
Tue Aug 09, 2016 10:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: caption
Replies: 5
Views: 1401

Re: caption

When the Zika skeeters attack, we know who will end up getting to the medal round.
by R-Jack
Sun Aug 07, 2016 3:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Coffee Geeks
Replies: 52
Views: 3161

Re: Coffee Geeks

Bought a press a few months back. Worked great for a few days before someone dropped something on it in the dish pan and broke it. Bought another and told the wife and CB to be careful. It lasted a a few months before a well placed plate took it out.....again. :evil: Would like to buy another, but ...
by R-Jack
Fri Aug 05, 2016 9:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Coffee Geeks
Replies: 52
Views: 3161

Re: Coffee Geeks

Keurigs are a huge waste of money and plastic. I like my coffee like I like my women: hot and black as fuck. When you get older & wiser, you'll find that convenience is paramount. I can imagine how someone who eats with a shovel would find time for quality preparation to be an inconvenience.
by R-Jack
Fri Aug 05, 2016 1:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ! It's time for a Queen of T1b - Submit Entries !
Replies: 53
Views: 3847

Re: ! It's time for a Queen of T1b - Submit Entries !

So Pikkkle.... My wife wants to know which Real Housewives reunion special was your favorite
by R-Jack
Thu Aug 04, 2016 8:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ! It's time for a Queen of T1b - Submit Entries !
Replies: 53
Views: 3847

Re: ! It's time for a Queen of T1b - Submit Entries !

What kind of Russian name is Anique VanBeek? :lol:
by R-Jack
Thu Aug 04, 2016 7:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ! It's time for a Queen of T1b - Submit Entries !
Replies: 53
Views: 3847

Re: ! It's time for a Queen of T1b - Submit Entries !

The Big Pickle wrote:
PROOF
...that you are trolling as a chick on reality TV message boards? What a fucking queer. :lol:
by R-Jack
Sat Jul 30, 2016 11:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: how are local elections shaping up in your area ?
Replies: 18
Views: 2543

Re: how are local elections shaping up in your area ?

Don't even get me started for the open seat on our sanitation board.
by R-Jack
Thu Jul 28, 2016 3:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rack this heat wave!
Replies: 87
Views: 2076

Re: Rack this heat wave!

I actually don't see the problem with that. If they don't need to be at a physical office, let 'em work from home. I don't give a fuck.
by R-Jack
Thu Jul 28, 2016 2:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: "her" fashion advisor?
Replies: 23
Views: 1268

Re: "her" fashion advisor?

Left Seater wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:If Shillary is supposedly this rampant criminal
Is there any doubt she has broken laws, regardless of prosecution?
No doubt, but no one has taken Joan Rivers spot on Fashion Police and Wolfie is going for it HARD.
by R-Jack
Wed Jul 27, 2016 3:39 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Who to have a drink with? I will accept the verdict.
Replies: 45
Views: 1806

Re: Who is cooler? I will accept the verdict.

How many dignified blow jobs did you give to gangbangers today?
by R-Jack
Wed Jul 27, 2016 2:58 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Who to have a drink with? I will accept the verdict.
Replies: 45
Views: 1806

Re: Who is cooler? I will accept the verdict.

Image

You lame fucking faggot.
by R-Jack
Tue Jul 26, 2016 7:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: CAPTION TIME!
Replies: 17
Views: 2207

Re: CAPTION TIME!

Image

Clinton: I know Stanely only likes a brown cock in his pooper. Mine was brown sliding out. That has to count for something.

Cosby: weird little boy that Pikkkle. He met me for a drink and roofies himself.
by R-Jack
Tue Jul 26, 2016 2:19 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Me and my Pappy
Replies: 69
Views: 23546

Re: Me and my Pappy

Goober McTuber wrote:
l to r: 63 years old, 15 years old, 12 years old
3, 2, none

~Diego
by R-Jack
Tue Jul 26, 2016 12:11 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Knife attack!
Replies: 16
Views: 433

Re: Knife attack!

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Big deal. All I want to know is, could that blade still slice a tomato after going through 19 vegetables?

:bode:
by R-Jack
Mon Jul 25, 2016 9:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dumbocrat Convention - In game summary
Replies: 70
Views: 5408

Re: Dumbocrat Convention - In game summary

Papa Willie wrote:Fucking spell co4ecting tablets.
So you typed something coherent, then got auto corrected?
by R-Jack
Sat Jul 23, 2016 6:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Shrillary Picks Tim Kaine
Replies: 44
Views: 4541

Re: Shrillary Picks Tim Kaine

Well you doing that is a more likely scenario than Whitey going to work.
by R-Jack
Fri Jul 22, 2016 9:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Can Somebody Please Identify this Creature!
Replies: 3
Views: 472

Re: Can Somebody Please Identify this Creature!

You're upset that she doesn't have a dick for you to throttle into your shithole. Be honest.
by R-Jack
Fri Jul 22, 2016 2:09 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Is anyone else getting PM's meant for Pickle by mistake?
Replies: 14
Views: 1129

Re: Is anyone else getting PM's meant for Pickle by mistake?

I keep getting Go Coogs's messages. Every day, a new 7000 word grocery list.
by R-Jack
Thu Jul 21, 2016 9:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Favorites
Replies: 45
Views: 2383

Re: Favorites

Just shut up, you cock-gargling simpleton. https://s31.postimg.org/47qimvopn/att_girl.jpg Just look at the hugeness of that arse and tell me I'm wrong! Why do you hate truth and honesty so much? How does it feel to know that Pickle is ALWAYS right? Sure you may be right. You are outting yourself as...
by R-Jack
Thu Jul 21, 2016 1:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: PMs
Replies: 9
Views: 600

Re: PMs

I figure if you post a pm and select all members, you're in the clear.

If not, you're too insufferable to not be banned for something down the line. May as well have some worthwhile pile on material come out of it.
by R-Jack
Fri Jul 15, 2016 2:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Time for sensible box truck legislation, I recon.
Replies: 11
Views: 227

Re: Time for sensible box truck legislation, I recon.

We really have to put this tragedy in perspective.

















































At least they weren't AP.
by R-Jack
Thu Jul 14, 2016 1:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ruth B. Ginsburg - Moron
Replies: 43
Views: 701

Re: Ruth B. Ginsburg - Moron

So it's a unwritten rule.....like bat flips and not stealing signs? Does Donald now get to toss a heater into her ribcage now?
by R-Jack
Mon Jul 11, 2016 4:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dallas Shooter DEAD - Hehehehehehehe
Replies: 5
Views: 426

Re: Dallas Shooter DEAD - Hehehehehehehe

The outfits are awesome. I dub then Crocodile Darnell.
by R-Jack
Sun Jul 10, 2016 12:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Baton Rouge, Minnesota & now Dallas.
Replies: 93
Views: 4728

Re: Baton Rouge, Minnesota & now Dallas.

Or it could be blacks killing cops, cops killing blacks or cops killing anything happens far less than finding out a Clinton lied, hence more newsworthy.
by R-Jack
Sat Jul 09, 2016 11:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Congrats on the new gig Moving Sale
Replies: 4
Views: 135

Re: Congrats on the new gig Moving Sale

Buffet Lines Matter?
by R-Jack
Mon Jul 04, 2016 10:44 pm
Forum: NBA
Topic: Durant to GS...
Replies: 19
Views: 6019

Re: Durant to GS...

He has the year 2 option. The cap takes another jump next year so who knows. Either way, they still had to give up Bogut to clear room. The Cavs were so dominant on the boards so inside toughness is an issue and it hasn't been addressed. At least KD does more work on the glass and moves the ball bet...
by R-Jack
Mon Jul 04, 2016 1:36 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Paging Euroclone
Replies: 27
Views: 3209

Re: Paging Euroclone

Papa Willie wrote: Where did I say I got moist, ancient polyp master?
If Goober wasn't taking notes in class when that was shared, it won't against his final grade.
by R-Jack
Fri Jun 24, 2016 8:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: US Army
Replies: 21
Views: 1188

Re: US Army

Nothing more manly than only being pushed hard enough that a girl can handle it. We get it. You only want to get laid into by manly men. You want those guys to really give it to you and force you to take it like a man. The innuendo is not nessasary queer. Just go have a raspberry Zima with Rooster ...
by R-Jack
Fri Jun 24, 2016 6:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: US Army
Replies: 21
Views: 1188

Re: US Army

BSmack wrote:
The Big Pickle wrote:Fort Jackson is where they train the sissy faggot rear echelon pussies. Not man enough for combat arms.

No racks from me.
That's because you're a stupid twat.
And a faggot. Don't forget faggot.
by R-Jack
Sat Jun 18, 2016 9:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1B Beer of Choice
Replies: 53
Views: 647

Re: T1B Beer of Choice

What are you talking about? We have been making fun of a special needs case all thread
by R-Jack
Sat Jun 18, 2016 5:44 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1B Beer of Choice
Replies: 53
Views: 647

Re: T1B Beer of Choice

Rooster wrote:Image

Leinenkugal Lemon Berry Shandy for a summertime session beer after mowing the lawn in 95* heat and 86% humidity.
.....and 100% faggotry. Meeting Dio for cosmos later?
by R-Jack
Mon Jun 13, 2016 3:23 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Thoughts and prayers in MCO
Replies: 103
Views: 3285

Re: Thoughts and prayers in MCO

Left Seater wrote:Nice little comedy bit. Doubt seriously he will roll that bit out for the next week or two.
Well add Anthony Jeselnik to the list of things you don't know dick about.


Sure, this seems like the deadliest mass shooting in American history right now. But give it time.
by R-Jack
Tue Jun 07, 2016 5:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Down Goes Cassius, Down Goes Cassius, Down Goes Cassius
Replies: 46
Views: 2009

Re: Down Goes Cassius, Down Goes Cassius, Down Goes Cassius

KC Scott wrote:I thought I remembered him saying he was in his late 60s which would put him in the right time frame
You got it mixed up. He was in his late 60s during the war
by R-Jack
Sun Jun 05, 2016 7:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Anybody use Uber?
Replies: 71
Views: 5059

Re: Anybody use Uber?

In Trev-speak, I guess you could call the bulk of my drivers "one of the good ones"
by R-Jack
Sat Jun 04, 2016 8:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Anybody use Uber?
Replies: 71
Views: 5059

Re: Anybody use Uber?

Always take Uber, mostly on the strength of cabbies generally being assholes.
by R-Jack
Mon May 30, 2016 9:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Obama's quirk
Replies: 13
Views: 929

Re: Obama's quirk

The Big Pickle wrote:
He's lying...DUH!
Are you talking while in office or when he said that you were more than a "one night thang" and he would call again.

Fuck off mudshark