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by Nishlord
Wed Nov 05, 2008 5:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: GOP - Send Your Thank You Notes
Replies: 43
Views: 2799

Re: GOP - Send Your Thank You Notes

If that's all your boys have got,. Try to pay attention, Europerv. mvscal, poptart, myself, and perhaps, Dinsdale are all on record as NOT being McDole's "boys" Ah, sorry. I was under the impression that you were all racist mouth-breathers who've spent the last 8 years propping up an utte...
by Nishlord
Wed Nov 05, 2008 5:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: GOP - Send Your Thank You Notes
Replies: 43
Views: 2799

Re: GOP - Send Your Thank You Notes

mvscal wrote:Not my boys.
Bigoted shit-flinging cowards? So you, Sir.
by Nishlord
Wed Nov 05, 2008 5:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: GOP - Send Your Thank You Notes
Replies: 43
Views: 2799

Re: GOP - Send Your Thank You Notes

Palin delivered the Amen Corner for McCain Yeah, props to her for snaring the always-unpredictable Head-Whacking Neanderthal and Racist Coward vote. Shame she couldn't reach out to the 'People with brains' section of the electorate. If that's all your boys have got, your lot are seriously fucked. A...
by Nishlord
Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: For the first time in my 47 yeas
Replies: 50
Views: 2582

Re: For the first time in my 47 yeas

I love how he starts off all baritone and stentorian, but can't help sounding like the woman in the Tom and Jerry cartoons when he gets into it. I half expect him to jump on a chair and pull up 20 petticoats.
by Nishlord
Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: After celebrating tonight. One last comment. For mvscal.
Replies: 6
Views: 667

Re: After celebrating tonight. One last comment. For mvscal.

me wrote:Dan Quayle with a minge
I thank you.
by Nishlord
Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: GOP - Send Your Thank You Notes
Replies: 43
Views: 2799

Re: GOP - Send Your Thank You Notes

Mvscunt. Cuda. All you other deluded cunts. Here. http://davidphillipsportfolio.com/images/Alaska%20brochure.jpg Hurry up before all them caves are taken. Fucking cretins. [youtube]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v...
by Nishlord
Wed Nov 05, 2008 3:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: GOP - Send Your Thank You Notes
Replies: 43
Views: 2799

Re: GOP - Send Your Thank You Notes

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(t) Board Tards, (b) Dustbin of History
by Nishlord
Wed Nov 05, 2008 3:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: GOP - Send Your Thank You Notes
Replies: 43
Views: 2799

Re: GOP - Send Your Thank You Notes

Rasputin wrote:Palin is the future
That mad bint will be selling jewellery made of moose bits on QVC by the time the next election rolls along. Now shut up and fuck off, ugly American. Your time is DONE.
by Nishlord
Wed Nov 05, 2008 2:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: GOP - Send Your Thank You Notes
Replies: 43
Views: 2799

Re: GOP - Send Your Thank You Notes

If McCain had been allowed to be the person he was in his concession speech, and had someone who wasn't a gargantuan moron as a running mate, they'd probably still be arguing over recounts now.
by Nishlord
Wed Nov 05, 2008 2:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: check out my hot friend
Replies: 49
Views: 3199

Re: check out my hot friend

Jess, the world's starting to see America as something more than a load of big fat mongs. Don't spoil it just yet, please.
by Nishlord
Wed Nov 05, 2008 2:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Change quotes and lyrics...
Replies: 4
Views: 384

Re: Change quotes and lyrics...

Aw. Did you lose, bitches? Never mind, there's always 2024.
by Nishlord
Wed Nov 05, 2008 2:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: For the first time in my 47 yeas
Replies: 50
Views: 2582

Re: For the first time in my 47 yeas

Jerkovich wrote:I'm completely ashamed of my country.
Now you know how embarrassing it's been to be seen with you, then.

Sincerely,
Humanity
by Nishlord
Wed Nov 05, 2008 1:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: GOP - Send Your Thank You Notes
Replies: 43
Views: 2799

Re: GOP - Send Your Thank You Notes

Congratulations, Agent Palin - Mission Accomplished.
by Nishlord
Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:45 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: check out my hot friend
Replies: 49
Views: 3199

Re: check out my hot friend

I heard that Diana died whilst laughing at an ASCII image of Jess in a Hamburglar costume.
by Nishlord
Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:27 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 6:49 p.m. EST - I'm Calling The Election For Obama
Replies: 202
Views: 7596

Re: 6:49 p.m. EST - I'm Calling The Election For Obama

Shame he wasn't like this before. Maybe he wouldn't have got absolutely battered.
by Nishlord
Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:13 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: check out my hot friend
Replies: 49
Views: 3199

Re: check out my hot friend

Let it be shown for the record that I spent one of the most historic moments in my lifetime pissing myself laughing at a Jess pile-on.
by Nishlord
Wed Nov 05, 2008 3:48 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What will all the Racists Do
Replies: 44
Views: 2271

Re: What will all the Racists Do

Be scared. racists. CNN are going to project holograms of Will I Am into your homes, who will wank onto your womenfolk's dinners. Every day for the next 8 years.
by Nishlord
Wed Nov 05, 2008 3:17 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Where is Banogenes?
Replies: 5
Views: 327

Re: Where is Banogenes?

I bet he's made himself a fort out of Rush LPs and is writing a suicide note. In block caps.
by Nishlord
Wed Nov 05, 2008 2:57 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The world is watching this election
Replies: 44
Views: 1928

Re: The world is watching this election

You KNOW I'm watching this. Getting nicely pissed up, and wishing I could see the faces of the board mongs right about now.
by Nishlord
Fri Oct 31, 2008 3:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jesus.
Replies: 27
Views: 848

Re: Jesus.

Oh no. We had game once. Then we tried to start imitating your lot, and it all went downhill.
by Nishlord
Fri Oct 31, 2008 8:59 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jesus.
Replies: 27
Views: 848

Re: Jesus.

Hey EC - Stuck on a plane all week, I had recorded the latest in British "Comedy"- Watched 2 episodes of little Britain. It sucked......... Badly. Made Bennie Hill look Cerebral. What is with you Brits? OK - Points for Sasha Baron Cohen and Ricky Gervais and that's it/ I despise Little Br...
by Nishlord
Thu Oct 30, 2008 11:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jesus.
Replies: 27
Views: 848

Jesus.

http://wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/bullprayer2.jpg For these and other reasons Cindy is calling for a Day of Prayer for the World’s Economies on Wednesday, October 29, 2008. They are calling for prayer for the stock markets, banks, and financial institutions of the world on the date the...
by Nishlord
Thu Oct 30, 2008 11:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It really is getting sad...
Replies: 7
Views: 577

Re: It really is getting sad...

Well done to the GOP staffers for finding 12 people to crowd the shot, there.
by Nishlord
Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Has Sarah Palin gone "rogue"?
Replies: 18
Views: 669

Re: Has Sarah Palin gone "rogue"?

T1B: Come for the sports talk. Stay for the in-depth political discourse.
by Nishlord
Mon Oct 27, 2008 10:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: rack the euros
Replies: 7
Views: 445

Re: rack the euros

I heard that Goodell has already declared Wembley Stadium outdated & demanded that London taxpayers pay for a new stadium before there are any more NFL games there. Rack him. Wembley is a horrible location for the national stadium, and is a bitch to get to. They also shot themselves in the foot...
by Nishlord
Mon Oct 27, 2008 10:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The ravages of crank...
Replies: 11
Views: 1170

Re: The ravages of crank...

mvscal wrote:
The numbers 88 and 14 are symbolic in the white supremacist community.
88? Care to comment?
The 8th letter of the alphabet is 'H'. 'HH' = 'Heil Hitler'.

14 is the mental age of the average white supremacist.
by Nishlord
Mon Oct 27, 2008 10:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ted Stevens...Report To Prison
Replies: 12
Views: 480

Re: Ted Stevens...Report To Prison

The map of Alaska looks just like the Challenger explosion, inverted.
by Nishlord
Sat Oct 25, 2008 4:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This election sure is bringing 'em out isn't it?
Replies: 32
Views: 1507

Re: This election sure is bringing 'em out isn't it?

Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, Drudge Report man
Make me a mad bitch as fast as you can
Punch it and bruise it and mark it with 'B'
And fuck the election for Sarah and me
by Nishlord
Sat Oct 25, 2008 4:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Pittsburgh McCain supporter with the "B" scar
Replies: 13
Views: 913

Re: The Pittsburgh McCain supporter with the "B" scar

Do you ever get bored of being wrong as fuck?

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by Nishlord
Sat Oct 25, 2008 9:36 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: HOT WOMEN USING VEGETABLES!
Replies: 29
Views: 964

Re: HOT WOMEN USING VEGETABLES!

This thread is really distasteful. It's not the kid's fault that, like so many Americans, he's been handicapped with a fucking stupid name.

Please send whatever you can to;

Thad's Kids
Box 283639
New York
by Nishlord
Sat Oct 25, 2008 1:56 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: HOT WOMEN USING VEGETABLES!
Replies: 29
Views: 964

Re: HOT WOMEN USING VEGETABLES!

At least she doesn't plaster the make-up on like a trollop, you cunt.
by Nishlord
Sat Oct 25, 2008 1:54 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: R's like picking international jokes to lead USA.
Replies: 12
Views: 544

Re: R's like picking international jokes to lead USA.

Nice one. I met her a few times when I was doing me Porn thing. She's lovely.
by Nishlord
Fri Oct 24, 2008 7:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: R's like picking international jokes to lead USA.
Replies: 12
Views: 544

Re: R's like picking international jokes to lead USA.

We love 'let's see how fuckwitted Americans are this time' year. Even though this year the answers seems to be 'not very'.
by Nishlord
Wed Oct 22, 2008 6:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: For everything else...
Replies: 32
Views: 1399

Re: For everything else...

There's some right stupid cunts on this board.
by Nishlord
Wed Oct 22, 2008 12:02 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Big News or Just BS?
Replies: 19
Views: 612

Re: Big News or Just BS?

It means that I would be President, for a guaranteed 16 years. Or until I got bored with it. My first edict would be to change the name of your country to 'Cunt Planet'. Then I'd decree that all your money has images of mvscal with 'FUCK ME NEGRO BIG BOY' written across his arse.
by Nishlord
Tue Oct 21, 2008 11:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (!)How low have liberals sunk? Absolutely disgusting.(!)
Replies: 17
Views: 1224

Re: (!)How low have liberals sunk? Absolutely disgusting.(!)

Seen it.

It's just like the real thing. First off, you think "Hm, that's going to be interesting", then you think "No, this is utterly pointless". The actress in question has breasts like two carrier bags full of gravel.
by Nishlord
Mon Oct 20, 2008 7:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Big News or Just BS?
Replies: 19
Views: 612

Re: Big News or Just BS?

Mrs Obama asked API to write a good story about her husband and that will earn API an invitation to the innoguration ceremony when, as she put it , her husband will be installed as the next President of the United States of America next year.
We're through the looking glass, people.
by Nishlord
Mon Oct 20, 2008 6:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Tom, your hero has spoken
Replies: 44
Views: 1261

Re: Tom, your hero has spoken

I just ignored it, as usual.
by Nishlord
Mon Oct 20, 2008 6:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Tom, your hero has spoken
Replies: 44
Views: 1261

Re: Tom, your hero has spoken

And no one has a problem with say about 95% of one group of people voting for the same candidate ? Of course-- "race is not a factor". Sad. Yeah. 100% of scared white morons are completely in the tank for McCain. Sad. So, hjow many black Parliament, Prime Ministers, Royalty have been allo...