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Just a guess.

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Why does that comical man stand behind a massive England crest? Another jealous Colonial aspiring to his betters, I'll be bound.

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Maybe we should all chip in some money to bail Cuda out, on the condition that he dress up as a prostitute and avail Jess of his cherry. I'd be willing to pitch in some of the Queen's currency to help both of these unfortunate wretches out.

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smackaholic wrote:
jtr wrote:
I think I'd rather be seen in oversized panties.

Well, maybe not.

Hey, you won't be saying that when Jess loads his Iron Shiek boots by stomping them three times. BREK HIS BACK, JESS! MAK HIM HUMBLE IN OLD COUNTRY WAY!

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Cash is paid the Bukkake guys. Each guy is paid $50. Let me see if I got this right? 'Bukkake guys' get ... paid ... 50 bills to blow a load in some dumb ho's face? Gotta be one of those fine print gotcha dealies, no? Yeah. You have to stand around with other men glopping away, and then be stared a...

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Even the stunning verdict came as most of America slept, oblivious to the irony that Simpson might spend the rest of his life in prison for what most perceived as a petty crime, a tussle among dysfunctional middle-aged men. Christ, if that's a crime in America, why aren't I only one left on this bo...

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Armed Bukkake - Porn Set Robbed of $3750 --Gene Ross Porn Valley- A gunman walked into the Van Nuys Studios Wednesday night during the shooting of a Bukkake scene and made off with $3750. Johnny Thrust was robbed with a gun thrust in his face. "Some bastard came in and ripped off 50 Bukkake guy...

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She didn't drool down her blouse. Well done, Republicans. You did a great job.

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Wow. You waited so long to take a bitch-swipe at me, and you came up with...that.

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Oh God no.

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Can't wait to see those McCAIN/PALIN 2009-ISH badges.

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I'm starting to wonder what John McCain has to do to make the usual bigoted dregs on this board finally break down and admit that they've been wasting their time propping up a morally bankrupt cretin who is actually making people start to sympathise with President Monkey. Seriously, what will it tak...

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(and if you're gonna come back with that 'Public Enemy aren't a band' nonsense, I have War at 4 and Parliament/Funkadelic at 5)

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All smack aside, how is it that Americans appreciate British musicians more that Brits do? And how is it that the Brits appreciate the greatest American musicians more than the Yanks do? Prophets aren't honored it their own country, I guess. So anyways, I gave my top 3 list of British bands. Only f...

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If we had you on ignore, the entire board would have enough content on it to safely fit onto a 1980s digital watch. Eight times over.

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The South's gonna do what again? Have a fucking shave, I hope.

That music is fucking horrible.

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Propping us up? Ha! We're going through ludicrous inflation because of fat greedy American cunts wanting a massive house without having the money to pay for it. Nice bit of 'propping' there. If we had gone in with the Euro like we should have done, we wouldn't be in the state we are now. (oh, and ji...

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your tax dollars now go towards sponsorship of Manchester United.

Thanks, chaps. So good that you're working towards supporting the greatest sport in the world.

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Seriously, you and Diogenes are acting like a couple of bulldykes in a mini-bus, taking offence at someone not enjoying the KD Lang CD they demanded to be put on. Calm down, ladies.

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mvscal wrote:
Nishlord wrote:RACK HIM

In 2005 Whitfield was convicted of tax evasion on income of more than $2 million.
Sure. I'll rack any and all tax cheats, scofflaws and evaders. The government gravy train has to stop somewhere.

You are, and always will be, a boring, bitter little man.

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Hey, take your Queer Culture discourses elsewhere, please. Thank you.

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FUCK OFF, YOU FUCKING FAT YANKEE CUNTS! SUCKING YOUR DAD'S COCKS! Etc. I don't know who's going to win this year. I'm just here for the sig bets and flinging of ancient stereotypes. DAD"S COCKS? Wouldn't that be Dad's cock or perhaps dads' cocks? Or do you have a multiphallic dad? C'mon Nish. ...

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I worry about these kinds of people trying to help things along toward their view of the "end times". Bush consulted weekly with sickos like Haggard and took advice from Pat Robertson. That doesn't scare the shit outta y'all?! Why would it? Certainly wouldn't scare me NEAR as much as some...

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How dare these elitist Liberals besmirch the name of my friend and collegue.

Sincerely,

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Trust the Republicans to see the benefits of a weak economy.

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Al - I think you're a little bit younger than I am, so I can see exactly why you'd say that. That's not a knock at all against you, but I can see why you might think that. As a whole, I tend to like the British bands better than the American bands. Sounds like you started getting into music right a...

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Never liked them. Figures. All smack aside, how is it that Americans appreciate British musicians more that Brits do? The Top 10 list of greatest bands ever (in my book) would almost certainly include all English bands. Most certainly, the top 3. 1. Led Zep 2. Pink Floyd 3. The Who That's not even ...

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Sirfindafold is an extremely original and intelligently funny poster.

Sin,
John McCain

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He's the Anti-Marcus.

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Never liked them. Poor sod, though. 65 is no age, these days.

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It's already turning into a classic thread for the ages.

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titlover wrote:
Nishlord wrote:Not as sick as I feel when I read your shit posts. Are there no underage boys on this forum who you could be grooming at the moment?
good job avoiding the question, limey.

When I come across a dog turd in the street, I step around it, not bend down to have a chat with it.

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FUCK OFF, YOU FUCKING FAT YANKEE CUNTS! SUCKING YOUR DAD'S COCKS!

Etc.

I don't know who's going to win this year. I'm just here for the sig bets and flinging of ancient stereotypes.

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Make way for the Ice Cock.

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mvscunt having a go at Diahorreagnenes is like cat shit having a go at dog shit for stinking. Listen here, chaps; you're both worthless danglings of clag from the arsehole of piss-poor Smack. Get married, or something.

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Not as sick as I feel when I read your shit posts. Are there no underage boys on this forum who you could be grooming at the moment?

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And you're an ignorant cunt. Don't forget that.

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War Wagon wrote:Nice post convention bounce

So for all those who said McCain didn't have a chance come November, what say you now?

It's not November. Twatneck.

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Hopefully, Maverick John McCain Who Was Tortured For Five Years Because He Loves America will be able to oust that party of Big Government who nationalised two mortgage companies this morning. Fucking Marxist scumbags, choking the dreams of people who only wanted a stupidly massive house that they c...

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