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by Paul
Sat Mar 15, 2014 3:36 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2014 Off Season Thread
Replies: 42
Views: 5408

Re: 2014 Off Season Thread

D. Ware- on the WRONG side of 30. Nothing but a cash grab. A. Talib- will undoubtedly shoot somebody or get banged by the NFL substance abuse/code of conduct policy. A walking talking time bomb. T.J. Ward- Easily the best signing of this group. Looks like the Mules are ALL IN for 2014....they had be...
by Paul
Wed Feb 05, 2014 3:41 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Super Bowl XLVIII
Replies: 49
Views: 6258

Re: Super Bowl XLVIII

In fact, I really can't decide if the Mules losing makes me happier than the Chiefs winning. what exactly did the chefs win this year....oh yeah 11 games against teams with a combined record of 55 wins and 105 losses....and they won the biggest choke job of the year by squandering a 21 point halfti...
by Paul
Tue Feb 04, 2014 10:35 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Super Bowl XLVIII
Replies: 49
Views: 6258

Re: Super Bowl XLVIII

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-DXOkVfaCUnw/Tphb_v9ldlI/AAAAAAAACHo/qlO5fUEH698/s400/crying_baby3.jpg Wrong again, Shitstain....how am I "bandwagonning off of some other team"? I think it's been pretty established in this forum about my sheer HATRED of the Dungver Donkeys. In fact, I really can...
by Paul
Tue Feb 04, 2014 9:30 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Super Bowl XLVIII
Replies: 49
Views: 6258

Re: Super Bowl XLVIII

I thoroughly enjoyed EVERY second of that utter and complete ass-whipping of the Dungver Mules. Ol' Horseface had to have had flashbacks of his epic 1989 beatdown at the hands of Joe Montana while watching his merry band of cheating, holding/cut-blocking, offensive pick-setting assholes getting corn...
by Paul
Sun Jan 05, 2014 1:18 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Wildcard Playoffs
Replies: 53
Views: 3575

Re: Wildcard Playoffs

Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff wrote:Alice Smith gagged on his own balls. Nice intentional grounding and then calling a timeout after the 2 minute warning. He shit his pants in the clutch. Another playoff choke for KC :lol: 0-8
Shut the fuck up CowgirlFan....at least we PLAYED in the playoffs.
by Paul
Fri Jan 03, 2014 6:10 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: The biggest Chiefs fans on the planet right now
Replies: 22
Views: 925

Re: The biggest Chiefs fans on the planet right now

trev wrote:Defense came thru in the end. Amazing.
WRONG. Bill Leavy and his merry band of incompetent referees came through for your sorry asses. Get it right.

Oh well....fuck Pittsburgh too. Losers of the 1st 4 games of the season did them in, along with Leavy's Losers.
by Paul
Thu Dec 26, 2013 1:24 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Chiefs 11-5
Replies: 222
Views: 12394

Re: Chiefs 11-4

Dinsdale wrote:
Paul wrote:It's time those fans need to suffer some bitter postseason defeats their damn selves.

Trolling, or just stupid?
Neither...just wishful thinking.
by Paul
Tue Dec 24, 2013 9:12 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Chiefs 11-5
Replies: 222
Views: 12394

Re: Chiefs 11-4

Can't find one positive to mention. At least no serious injuries and JC is still JC. We were basically a 5 seed going in and that hasn't and can't change. If we play at Indy, there is no team I'd rather beat than those cocksuckers. 1995 and 2003 are still fresh wounds and a win there in January wou...
by Paul
Sun Dec 22, 2013 10:52 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Chiefs 11-5
Replies: 222
Views: 12394

Re: Chiefs 11-4

Can't add much more to THAT. :doh:

I'll still take 11-4 over where we were a year ago....hopefully this was the ass-kicking this team truly needed heading into the playoffs.
by Paul
Thu Dec 19, 2013 4:22 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Chiefs MERCY-KILLING of the Raydahs
Replies: 40
Views: 2542

Re: Chiefs MERCY-KILLING of the Raydahs

jiminphilly wrote:
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH WIFEY HAS HER NUTS ON MY CHIN BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
Here's the deal, nutsack...I'll refer to MY team as "WE" whenever the fuck I see fit.

Get it?
Got it?
Good.
by Paul
Mon Dec 16, 2013 3:24 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Chiefs MERCY-KILLING of the Raydahs
Replies: 40
Views: 2542

Re: Chiefs MERCY-KILLING of the Raydahs

Chiefs- 34 'Duhs- 13 - Paul Not a bad call, Paul. Now what's your prediction for the 2nd half? Well...I didn't see us ALMOST blowing a 35-10 lead, that's for sure. If we're gonna do ANYTHING (win) in the playoffs, we HAVE to tackle better and stop committing so many stupid fucking penalties. Jamaal...
by Paul
Sat Dec 14, 2013 6:12 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Chiefs MERCY-KILLING of the Raydahs
Replies: 40
Views: 2542

Chiefs MERCY-KILLING of the Raydahs

Goddammit, where's Raydah James when you want a wounded dog to kick around? Anyway....thanks to the Blots taking care of business in Donktown the other night, the Chiefs find themselves still in the mix to win the West. This game shouldn't be close....the Primer and Soot have NOTHING to play for (se...
by Paul
Fri Dec 13, 2013 4:42 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Mules vs. Blots
Replies: 3
Views: 531

Mules vs. Blots

Bitter taste, MuleFan? Get used to it. You just saw Exhibit A of your shitty defense that WILL be your downfall in the playoffs.
by Paul
Tue Dec 10, 2013 4:59 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Chiefs 11-5
Replies: 222
Views: 12394

Re: Chiefs 10-3

mvscal wrote:
Paul wrote:Chiefs did what they were supposed to do today- beat a far inferior opponent
That's all they've done. The second they run into an even half-way decent team, they get their teeth kicked in.
And how did the Blots fare against the Donkeys?

Thought so. Shut the fuck up.
by Paul
Mon Dec 09, 2013 1:10 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Chiefs 11-5
Replies: 222
Views: 12394

Re: Chiefs 10-3

It NEVER sucks taking a Mike Shanahan team to the fucking woodshed.

Chiefs did what they were supposed to do today- beat a far inferior opponent mercilessly.
by Paul
Fri Nov 29, 2013 4:41 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Chiefs 11-5
Replies: 222
Views: 12394

Re: Chiefs 9-2

Illegal picks by Blot WRs were huge in that game. Leaving Phyllis too much time to come back and win the game was huge-er (yes tards, I know that isn't a word). Offense finally figured out they can score with ANYBODY. Redemption time on Sunday. Hope your life insurance is paid up, Peyton. They WILL ...
by Paul
Tue Nov 05, 2013 8:10 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Chiefs 11-5
Replies: 222
Views: 12394

Re: Chiefs 8-0

The only team KC has beaten that currently sports a winning record is the Cowboys. By 1 point. At Arrowhead. Enjoy first place while you can, tubby. It's probably over with December 1st. Maybe, maybe not. In the meantime we're still UNDEFEATED. And almost a lock to get into the playoffs, which sudd...
by Paul
Sat Nov 02, 2013 3:36 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Chiefs 11-5
Replies: 222
Views: 12394

Re: Chiefs 8-0

mvscal wrote:That's because you're an idiot who thinks the Queefs are worth a stale fart.
8-0 says otherwise, but keep up the hate douschebag.
by Paul
Sun Oct 27, 2013 10:36 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Chiefs 11-5
Replies: 222
Views: 12394

Re: Chiefs 8-0

Definitely had more trouble putting away the Brownstains than I anticipated, but a win is a win. Chiefs have almost NO margin for error, yet the teams they play continue to shoot themselves in the foot and we take advantage every single time. Davon Bess, thank you for being a Brown. Next up, the Bil...
by Paul
Mon Oct 21, 2013 9:03 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Chiefs 11-5
Replies: 222
Views: 12394

Re: Chiefs 7-0

Your shit team squeaked out a win at home against gutted team starting a third string QB in his first NFL game. I'm sure there were more Gatorade showers and reach arounds in the parking lot after the game. 7-0. ONLY undefeated team in the NFL now. Still trying to figure out how the Chiefs are some...
by Paul
Sun Oct 20, 2013 12:13 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Chiefs 11-5
Replies: 222
Views: 12394

Re: Chiefs 6-0

Tejans are rolling out Case Keenum to face the nastiest defense in the NFL?

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See you tomorrow, Case...sleep well. :twisted:
by Paul
Sun Oct 20, 2013 12:07 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Rahduhs-Chiefs
Replies: 11
Views: 546

Re: Rahduhs-Chiefs

Goober McTuber wrote:Welcome back, FfR.
I see the PBT is still alive and kicking.
by Paul
Sun Oct 13, 2013 11:08 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Chiefs 11-5
Replies: 222
Views: 12394

Re: Chiefs 5-0

OK, I'm officially worried about Paul If 5-0 doesn't bring him back here nothing will He probably just can't decide which take he wants to plagiarize. It's information overload...or perhaps a diabetic coma. You rang? 8) Reports of my demise have been slightly exagerrated. Anyway....6-0 is 6-0, folk...
by Paul
Sun Oct 13, 2013 9:05 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Rahduhs-Chiefs
Replies: 11
Views: 546

Re: Rahduhs-Chiefs

WB Paul - wondered if 5-0 would finally get you back in here ugly game - Chiefs O not looking good Offensive line had a day they would probably like to forget about...but they got it done when they had to. Chiefs' D made Pryor their BITCH in the 2nd half. Very enjoyable, to say the least. :grin: Ne...
by Paul
Sun Oct 13, 2013 7:28 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Rahduhs-Chiefs
Replies: 11
Views: 546

Re: Rahduhs-Chiefs

poptart wrote:Looks like I got in a few minutes before you, Paul.

viewtopic.php?f=3&t=43418


:wink:


Nice to see you, btw.
My bad, Pops.

Good game so far....far from decided by any means.

Likewise, sir. 8)
by Paul
Sun Oct 13, 2013 7:00 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Rahduhs-Chiefs
Replies: 11
Views: 546

Rahduhs-Chiefs

7-7 at the half. Chiefs' offensive line unfortunately is getting owned by the Raiduhs' D-line. Time for Andy to open up the playbook...draws and quick slants will slow down that Duh pass rush and open other things up. Pryor still worries me....a LOT, but the Chiefs' D has done pretty good so far wit...
by Paul
Sun Jan 13, 2013 4:51 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Which team will choke this weekend?
Replies: 17
Views: 2250

Re: Which team will choke this weekend?

mvscal wrote:I see Colon Noggernick shitting the bed in a hideously embarassing meltdown against an incresingly healthy Green Bay defense. Toolio will then glue himself to the floor while Aaron Rodgers brutally cornholes an inexplicably inept Niner defense.
Bet you'd like to have that one back, fucktard.
by Paul
Sun Dec 02, 2012 4:25 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Just how bad are the Kansas City Chiefs?
Replies: 36
Views: 2712

Re: Just how bad are the Kansas City Chiefs?

R-Jack, I used the phrase "ventilate his dome with a bullet" matter-of-factly, and not to be humorous in the least. Try to understand the difference. Key word, TRY. Oh, by the way...back when Darrell Russell finally eliminated himself from the gene pool. Darrell went out like a TRUE Raydah...
by Paul
Sun Dec 02, 2012 4:00 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Just how bad are the Kansas City Chiefs?
Replies: 36
Views: 2712

Re: Just how bad are the Kansas City Chiefs?

Shocking that the usual suspects joke about a tragedy like this. Fucking idiots. Go fuck yourselves. Anyway....aside from the obvious, I can't begin to imagine the guys that saw Belcher at almost point blank range ventilate his dome with a bullet. Those fellas undoubtedly will have that image burned...
by Paul
Sun Sep 16, 2012 2:37 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: replacement refs
Replies: 175
Views: 10915

Re: replacement refs

officiating mistakes are all "part of the game" until somebody blows a really important call Thank goodness that never happens with "real" officials....oh, wait. Nevermind. The officials lost a shitload of leverage this week. The week came and went and nobody gave a fuck about t...
by Paul
Sun Sep 16, 2012 2:31 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: I'm gonna beat you up.
Replies: 8
Views: 489

Re: I'm gonna beat you up.

trev wrote:Duh's favored by 1 point.
How did that work out? :lol:
by Paul
Thu Mar 22, 2012 5:55 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Let the Peyton Manning sweepstakes begin
Replies: 148
Views: 6760

Re: Let the Peyton Manning sweepstakes begin

Watching the Chiefs' pass rush light up Manning twice a year should be rather enjoyable.
by Paul
Fri Mar 09, 2012 7:21 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Let the Peyton Manning sweepstakes begin
Replies: 148
Views: 6760

Re: Let the Peyton Manning sweepstakes begin

Yup...other than the Texans it's pretty clear that KC is the logical spot for PM to end his career. If Shaub was healthy, the Texans probably go to the Super Bowl. Yeah, well IF your aunt had a cock she would be your uncle. Schaub's completed ONE full season as the Texans' starting QB since he got ...
by Paul
Fri Mar 09, 2012 4:04 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Let the Peyton Manning sweepstakes begin
Replies: 148
Views: 6760

Re: Let the Peyton Manning sweepstakes begin

As far as where he lands... I can't possibly see Manning landing in KC. Why would the most highly sought after free agent in the history of the NFL want to sign with that shit franchise? :? Not to mention. KC isn't a dome/warm weather team, so they have zero fucking chance. My money is on Miami... ...
by Paul
Sat Jan 21, 2012 10:24 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Donks-Pats
Replies: 21
Views: 598

Re: Donks-Pats

mvscal wrote:
Paul wrote:Tebow's 15 minutes of NFL "fame" = DONE.
Have another twinkie and shut the fuck up, you FAT, FUCKING RETARD.

:paul: :paul: :paul:
Stand down you fucktard.

NFL defenses will have a full offseason to dissect Tebow's act now....he won't win 5 games next year.
by Paul
Sun Jan 15, 2012 4:13 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Donks-Pats
Replies: 21
Views: 598

Re: Donks-Pats

Tebow's 15 minutes of NFL "fame" = DONE.
by Paul
Wed Jan 04, 2012 4:46 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Black Monday
Replies: 17
Views: 518

Re: Black Monday

trev wrote:AJ and Norv to stay in San Diego. :evil:
LOVE it. :lol:
by Paul
Mon Jan 02, 2012 3:04 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Mr. Tebow
Replies: 605
Views: 22843

Re: Mr. Tebow

That was a seriously ugly football game, but THANK GOD we finally beat that little faggot Tebow....I cannot wait until the Steelers finish that pretty boy off once and for all next weekend.
by Paul
Mon Dec 19, 2011 3:51 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Kansas City, it may not have to come to Tyler Palko
Replies: 56
Views: 4355

Re: Kansas City, it may not have to come to Tyler Palko

KC Scott wrote:Hey Van - looks like you have a fan :lol: :lol: :lol:

a former and future board bitch both chomping at my ankles - damn, don't know how I'll recover from the onslaught of verbosity and lard tard this gruesome twosome will bring
:bode:
by Paul
Mon Dec 19, 2011 3:48 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Chiefs Fans Suck!
Replies: 105
Views: 8258

Re: Chiefs Fans Suck!

Paul you might want to mention you, like the rest of us, never saw today's win coming Scott, I really couldn't give a fuck. BTW, Kaley (by throwing a wild prediction against the wall and seeing if it will stick) gets ZERO props from me. That pocket-protector wearing cockgarage had no clue the Chief...