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by Carson
Thu Jan 04, 2024 3:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 524
Views: 873205

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

Your white flag is so white, it's racist.
by Carson
Wed Jan 03, 2024 10:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bowls
Replies: 55
Views: 467259

Re: Bowls

Screwed probably shared it with maniac midget because he has no other friends.
by Carson
Tue Jan 02, 2024 1:00 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bowls
Replies: 55
Views: 467259

Re: Bowls

Screw_Michigan wrote: Mon Jan 01, 2024 11:12 pm
d-townmike wrote: Mon Jan 01, 2024 11:08 pm All I see is 80% nawgles suited up and most of the time they're just bitchin at each other as if they were back in "da hood."
You are a piece of shit.
You are a miserable cunt.
by Carson
Mon Jan 01, 2024 5:44 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: CFP Predictions
Replies: 21
Views: 94648

Re: CFP Predictions

bammer didn't even score that much against a shitty Auburn team.
by Carson
Mon Jan 01, 2024 5:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fat fucks thread update.
Replies: 82
Views: 60462

Re: Fat fucks thread update.

Keep in mind that the space aliens will eat the fat ones first.
by Carson
Thu Dec 28, 2023 5:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 656
Views: 304477

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

Mstool is surfing hetero websites?

Somebody check the weather in Hell.
by Carson
Thu Dec 28, 2023 5:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Someone explain M*A*S*H to me
Replies: 21
Views: 46693

Re: Someone explain M*A*S*H to me

The producers of M*A*S*H never used the laughtrack during the O.R. scenes and some entire episodes.

Most of the humor comes from Frank Burns getting dumped on because he was a humorless stupid fuckhead. Sound familiar, screwey???
by Carson
Wed Dec 27, 2023 3:38 pm
Forum: Cooking Forum
Topic: Christmas Dinner
Replies: 9
Views: 11809

Re: Christmas Dinner

Rubbed it down with salt and pepper only.

4.7 lb. roast took 2.5 hours at a cook temp of 240ish.

130 internal temp.
by Carson
Wed Dec 27, 2023 2:04 pm
Forum: Cooking Forum
Topic: Christmas Dinner
Replies: 9
Views: 11809

Re: Christmas Dinner

Cooked my rib roast in the smoker.

Too easy and sooooo good.
by Carson
Tue Dec 26, 2023 8:12 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Quality posters of CFB posted here....
Replies: 47
Views: 38684

Re: Quality posters of CFB posted here....

Just saw that.

Even the sideline chick seemed annoyed.
by Carson
Tue Dec 26, 2023 2:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Happy Boxing Day
Replies: 13
Views: 23479

Re: Happy Boxing Day

Don't forget the blood pudding eating Brits.
by Carson
Mon Dec 25, 2023 10:13 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Your Top 3 Christmas Movies
Replies: 38
Views: 145066

Re: Your Top 3 Christmas Movies

Watched Home Alone, Lost in New York yesterday.

It's better than the first one because of the cameo of our greatest president ever.

Yay Trump!!!
by Carson
Mon Dec 25, 2023 10:06 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Earl Gets Revenge
Replies: 8
Views: 17725

Re: Earl Gets Revenge

What the hell does her leaving have to do with Screw being a sniveling coward?
by Carson
Sun Dec 24, 2023 5:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Earl Gets Revenge
Replies: 8
Views: 17725

Re: Earl Gets Revenge

You're a cuck, we get it.
by Carson
Sun Dec 24, 2023 1:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Earl Gets Revenge
Replies: 8
Views: 17725

Earl Gets Revenge

Laura Lynch of the Dixie Chicks, deader than he is from sudden impact at 65.
by Carson
Sat Dec 23, 2023 12:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 12-23-23
Replies: 34
Views: 135113

Re: Weekend Roll Call 12-23-23

In The States for two weeks.

Merry Fucking Christmas.
by Carson
Sun Dec 17, 2023 7:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Haven't been to Five Guys in a year
Replies: 20
Views: 43182

Re: Haven't been to Five Guys in a year

Dr_Phibes wrote: Sun Dec 17, 2023 6:30 pm don't put anything in the beef but salt and pepper. That's retarded.
You done fucked up now.

Not saying other stuff can't be added, but in order to get the essence of beef taste, salt and pepper is all you need.
by Carson
Sun Dec 17, 2023 6:58 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Biden/Liberal Bullshit...
Replies: 1186
Views: 249277

Re: Biden/Liberal Bullshit...

So the dims who claim Congress was desecrated by the January 6th gang just got butt-slammed.

Literally: https://us.cnn.com/2023/12/16/politics/ ... index.html

I wonder whose drapes he wiped his dick off with.
by Carson
Sun Dec 17, 2023 6:46 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 2024 Florida Gators
Replies: 20
Views: 33294

Re: 2024 Florida Gators

we

heh
by Carson
Sun Dec 17, 2023 5:31 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 2024 Florida Gators
Replies: 20
Views: 33294

Re: 2024 Florida Gators

heh
by Carson
Sun Dec 17, 2023 5:24 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Haven't been to Five Guys in a year
Replies: 20
Views: 43182

Re: Haven't been to Five Guys in a year

Do they still throw a handful of greasy fries into the bag so you feel better about paying too much?
by Carson
Sat Dec 16, 2023 6:32 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Screwy's tennis thread
Replies: 8
Views: 12616

Re: Screwy's tennis thread

Nobody cares.
by Carson
Fri Dec 15, 2023 9:25 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Well, We're Waiting
Replies: 3
Views: 3802

Well, We're Waiting

Reindeer seem to be on a bender again.
by Carson
Thu Dec 14, 2023 5:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How do you WORDLE?
Replies: 26
Views: 32158

Re: How do you WORDLE?

I've been starting with THOSE this week.

Try it out.
by Carson
Wed Dec 13, 2023 7:32 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Get your Jack Smith fan gear today!
Replies: 66
Views: 15702

Re: Get your Jack Smith fan gear today!

I didn't know Jack played for cal.
by Carson
Wed Dec 13, 2023 5:14 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Brooklyn Eight-Six
Replies: 6
Views: 12067

Brooklyn Eight-Six

Andre Braugher, dead at 61

Frank Pembleton was a badass.
by Carson
Tue Dec 12, 2023 12:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Paper Tomb
Replies: 16
Views: 27648

Re: Paper Tomb

Good enough to make you think he was Jon Voight?
by Carson
Sat Dec 09, 2023 11:00 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Paper Tomb
Replies: 16
Views: 27648

Re: Paper Tomb

Ryan O’Neal, Star of ‘Love Story,’ ‘What’s Up, Doc?’ and ‘Paper Moon,’ Dies at 82 https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/ryan-oneal-dead-love-story-paper-moon-1235730468/ While we were beating off to Farah Fawcett posters, he was actually pounding that ass. Gotta rack him for that. Oh ...
by Carson
Sat Dec 09, 2023 10:56 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Paper Tomb
Replies: 16
Views: 27648

Re: Paper Tomb

What's Up, Death?
by Carson
Fri Dec 08, 2023 3:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Long Gone Posters
Replies: 202
Views: 716961

Re: Long Gone Posters

Pastor Bob Tilton

Waitman Wade Beorne

sixpackdan
by Carson
Fri Dec 08, 2023 2:38 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Carson, WTF?!?!
Replies: 3
Views: 1588

Re: Carson, WTF?!?!

Sudden Sam wrote: Sat Nov 18, 2023 11:29 pm Bama’s gonna have to roll your Tigers by 50 to gain any ground!
Guess not
by Carson
Fri Dec 08, 2023 7:07 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Biden/Liberal Bullshit...
Replies: 1186
Views: 249277

Re: Biden/Liberal Bullshit...

Hunter Biden must be a closet Republican.

Only Republicans cheat on taxes, right?
by Carson
Tue Dec 05, 2023 9:00 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: CFP Final Four
Replies: 54
Views: 78065

Re: CFP Final Four

Because Nick Saban has neeever lobbied for a spot.
by Carson
Mon Dec 04, 2023 4:37 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: CFP Final Four
Replies: 54
Views: 78065

Re: CFP Final Four

Carson wrote: Sun Dec 03, 2023 6:45 am Based on TV markets, which is what ESPN Mickey wants:

Michigan
Washington
Texas
bammer
by Carson
Sun Dec 03, 2023 6:45 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: CFP Final Four
Replies: 54
Views: 78065

Re: CFP Final Four

Based on TV markets, which is what ESPN Mickey wants:

Michigan
Washington
Texas
bammer

tOSU is a potential wild card
by Carson
Sat Dec 02, 2023 7:01 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sandra Dead O'Connor
Replies: 1
Views: 1465

Sandra Dead O'Connor

93 years young.
by Carson
Thu Nov 30, 2023 2:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Long Gone Posters
Replies: 202
Views: 716961

Re: Long Gone Posters

Someone got his wife's picture and used it as their avatar.
by Carson
Wed Nov 29, 2023 4:30 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Chuck Darwin swings and misses
Replies: 6
Views: 3888

Re: Chuck Darwin swings and misses

Is he going to jump her?

RAAAAAACISM btw.
by Carson
Mon Nov 27, 2023 5:59 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: What has Michigan ever done?
Replies: 29
Views: 17270

Re: What has Michigan ever done?

So a Michigan team that felt it necessary to know their opponents’ play calls in order to beat the likes of Rutgers, Minnesota, Purdue, and Indiana will likely make the CFP and keep a deserving team out of it. Gee, I wonder which "deserving" team you refer to. :meds: Oh, I know! The team ...