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Rack 'tart for the DC video reset. Fucking tears.

I wasn't around when it was originally posted, but the funniest thing I've read on this board was Moorese's virginity being taken by orange shag carpet. That story and the DC video will always justify time wasted here.

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Never heard of the SCs until I logged onto SN in '06. I came over here on a dare from YD and you know the rest.

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I knew the trolling would persist you fucking dipshit. Durant is shooting 46% which is only 1% less than your boy Roy. Not only that, but he is 8th in the league in shots per game, but go on ahead and make it sound like he is heaving it up from everywhere. Do the math, dumfuck, Durant is 10th in sco...

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The hell?

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Nice spin on it, Dins. Durant is not as bad as you say he is and Oden averaging 8 and 8 as a no. 1 overall pick aint getting it done. Durant is a better player this year on a really bad team. His FG% is up and his Player Efficiency Rating(18.36) is actually better than your boy Oden's (16.37). You t...

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My old man was a helluva bowler and so was my grandfather on my mother's side. But nobody could match the cunning skill of my mother's mother. She was a legend in her own right down in Pasadena, Texas back in the day. I'm not sure if the alley is still standing, but her name was posted in painted-bl...

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What is bad ass is when my mother had some company convert all the 8mm movies from her and my childhood days to DVD. That is some priceless footage watching my old man push me on a swing in two-speed.

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I'll have to post it when I get home 'cus I never remember the exact measurements.

Oh, and after I give the secret on my meringue, you will never eat another type of meringue in your life. Count on it.

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PSUFAN wrote:Yeah, well at least we're not AP.

L'chaim

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Sounds like some pretty light reading, dude. No matter what type of reading it is, I am stoked about it because it is a gift that relates to the one of the things I admire most. It's kinda like when your kids get you dark underwear this year. It may mean nothing to me, but we all know how much you ...

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How many concussions did he suffer?

I'm thinking it's got nothing to do with his family and health. he just hates playing for DickRod.

I'd love it if the kid suited up for the Coogs in '10. Keenum will be a senior along with Bryce Beall.

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Saturday night I was sweating profusely while frying that Turkey.

Sunday morning I am in full winter gear whilst building Mrs. Rumps christmas present.

JFC, it's weather by Cybil.

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Wow. My best one yet. The difference this year was that I brined it overnight in some salt water with a little cayenne pepper thrown in. On top of that, I switched injector juice to a jalapeno-butter seasoning rather than the garlic seasoning that I normally use. If you've never had fried turkey, I ...

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So, to summarize; you had to make a separate pie for your wife, and you're a full-grown man wearing a jersey. Interesting, really. When it comes to sweets, I gotta make double for the Mrs. You know... I've never worn a jersey before in my life and I probably won't wear this one either, but its cool...

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The recent years of Christmas has been reduced to gift cards and hot item gift ideas for that particular year, but this year was different. Mrs. Rumps and I hosted Christmas dinner for my side of the family on Saturday. By the way, I made the best deep fried turkey I have ever made and I made two ch...

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I felt this could be a let down game, 'tart. Props to the Raiders for finally getting over on my beloved Texans. It was apparent that only one of the teams came to play yesterday and Houston wasn't it. They were beat everywhere. Either they celebrated way too much coming off the win versus the Titan...

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My six year old nephew is named Aidan and happens to be the biggest, fastest, strongest six year old at the local elementary school. However, he doesn't have one aggressive bone in his body due to my late sister's coddling fo his first five years. I attended a couple of his football games this fall,...

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I still don't understand it although it didn't mean the game as Houston had two timeouts and 1:54 to play with if Bironas' number was called and he made the 49 yarder. I was surprised to say the least. It was a tricky wind that day, but not enough to make Fisher temporarily lose his mind. Hell, if y...

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We're locked in at 5.5% which started off on a ramp deal with the first year being 3.5 and the second year being 4.5 leaving the remaing 28 years at 5.5. The first three years we were just paying the note on a monthly basis. We now pay half our note every two weeks which comes to making one extra a ...

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You're a bum.

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No, but this is what I do....annoy the fuck out of you.

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http://www.switchpod.com/users/redoxsim/mr_bump.gif Finished the grueling semester with three As and a B. I feel confident I can wrap this degree up by May, so I increased the spring term to 18 hours. I must be on meds, but I want to get this done ASAP. Anyways, I tested for an operator position at...

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poptart wrote:Currently IN

poptart wrote:IN again

That's what I thought.

/s/

Moorese

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I still can't wrap my brain around the fact that I was pelting my defenseless dog with snowballs last Wednesday. It snowed on Christmans Eve just four years ago and some of it stuck to the ground back then, but you'd have to turn the clock back to 1989 of when the last time we had a legit snowfall t...

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I'm a UT fan because my old man was a student there, but I see both sides of the argument. UT got screwed by rules set by Big XII officials. That isn't OU's fault. Stoops had to play the part of politician for the extra paycheck in the Big XII championship game and the extra jack the school will get...

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I was 16 years old and watching a dismal and dismantled Oilers team losing to the Philadelphia Eagles on Monday Night Football. That was the year after Pardee, Gilbride, and Buddy Ryan led the Oilers to a 12-4 record and a bye in the playoffs. Unfortunately, they lost to a Joe Montana led Chiefs tea...

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Tech has one loss against the #2 team in the nation and they have a better winning percentage against ranked opponents. They also played in a tougher conference and still amassed a better record than OSU. It's not even debatable.

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If Florida beats 'Bama and OU beats Mizzou...this is how I think it should be:

MNC: Oklahoma vs Florida
Rose: USC vs. Penn State
Fiesta: Utah vs. Cincinatti
Sugar: Alabama vs. Texas
Orange: Boston College vs Texas Tech

Ohio State should not get an at-large over Tech. No fucking way.

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I'd give anything to see a replay of the Red River Shootout to decide the MNC.

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The winner of the Fla.-'Bama game will be in the MNC game, even if there are 10 turnovers and the score is 3-0. This is where I have a problem. If Florida barely beats 'Bama, then it is assumed Florida goes to the MNC. Texas doesn't get a sniff because we all know OU is going to beat Mizzou. That d...

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regardless of who plays MU in KC, i stopped reading when Tech and OU's equal conference opponent record of 59-37 is described as "very impressive" for Tech and just "really good" for OU. I see the word "strong" and "impressive" applied to UT (and Tech) quite ...

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Lets looks at all the variables involved with picking the most disserving one-loss teams to play for the MNC including a proposed ‘Bama loss to Florida in the SEC title game. Here are the teams: Texas, Penn St., Texas Tech, Oklahoma, USC, and Florida Variable #1 - The one loss Texas - some could arg...

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35-21 Owls at the half. UH has been a second half team all season long though. Sumlin will give them the magic speech again and will rally in the 4th quarter. That defensive series for the Coogs just might have been enough to give them a little confidence for the second half. Phillip Hunt is startin...

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So, Rumple, does your father-in-law know you're looking to leave his employ? He knows. He says he is 100% supportive of me advancing my career, but sometimes I don't get that vibe from him. I've taken a half vacation day here and there to go interview and test for jobs through recruiters and compan...

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.....for a position at a chemical plant. It was 50 questions and you only had ten minutes to take it. I completed 43 questions, but don't have the results yet. I also had to take a mechanical aptitude test, a math test, and a reading test. I gotta say, it was somewhat intimidating sitting in a banqu...

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Tom In VA wrote:Like the bullets Yosemite Sam used to fire ?

...or Eddie Valiant in Toon Town?

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or just a straight up asshole. Yeah, thats the one. I went around and asked others if they have communicated with this dickface and three of them said they had and said he was a jerk. Our recruiter even recommended the guy be U-5ed (that is shop talk for terminated) because his attitude is not what...

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poptart wrote:How old is the guy, Rumps?

Mid 50s

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I didn't want to hire the guy. It wasn't my decision AND it was against our SOP for hiring reps. I was shocked when my wife's old man gave our recruiter the nod. But now, I'm the one who has to deal with this piece of shit for the time being. Tom, I know what you're saying. It's all about Quality Co...

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