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I'm in the process of pulling boxes down and some of them belonged to my late uncle that I have never opened before. I was curious so I took a peek to see what was inside....about a hundred of these: http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/262/tfootball1ik4.jpg http://imgcash4.imageshack.us/Himg371/scale...

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My God if Philly wins tomorrow, Arizona is playing the CCG at home. Could it be their year?

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War Wagon wrote:Poor PISC is probably wandering in traffic by now.

Don't tease me.

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Arizona's defense is playing like they have 13 men on the field. JFC, did they just lull every playoff team to sleep with their piss poor play during the last few weeks of the regular season? They are a team posessed.

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Yeah, Fitzgerald makes catches no other receiver can make.

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Just....wow

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Sweet. I just got done watching a football game that resolves absolutely nothing in the court of public opinion.

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That D is good. They might be the WC that goes all the way in this thing. I won't be surprised if they do. Also, I saw Flacco earlier this season in the Texans game and the kid had a gun then, but when I saw him again today I was still amazed how he could throw a 40 yard bullet to the back shoulder ...

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I thought this was by far the easiest bet of the entire NFL season and post season for that matter. Vegas was really fucking with people on this one by having the line swing from 2 to 2 point favorites on both sides. I would've take the Cardinals either way because having not played a home playoff g...

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That was a great football game. Hats off to the Chargers for gutting that one out and coming up with a big play when they needed it most (the sack on Manning with 2:30 to play in regulation and Sproles great catch and run on 3rd and 11 in OT). I think it would behoove the Chargers to go ahead and le...

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Although I am a UH grad, I am a Texas fan at heart. In saying that, I pull for all Big XII schools in the bowl games including OU. Part of me wants Florida to win in a close game and the other part of me wants OU to win in a close game making the AP writers think about USC, Utah, and Texas (if they ...

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R-Jack wrote:$15 is the principal according to my spreadsheets.

According to AP that is good for five pairs of grade A cotton panties.

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Love me some cabbage and black eyed peas. Happy New Year, dickheads!

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I thought Downey Jr. and Cruise were fucking hilarious. Stiller was Stiller.

The only thing Black said that was remotely funny was when he was tied to the tree and started offering a blow job to Al Pac. Funny ass shiite.

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No, nothing can reverse that what you've done to yourself. I know this. Unfortunately, you don't know this for yourself. I mean, you actually went through with it with no peer pressure of any kind. You actually put those Hattie McDaniel pajama panties on one leg at a time without the assistance of ...

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RICE is in Conference USA you miserable dolt.

Big XII is 1-1 btw. What a shocker.

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You're trying too hard, SM. Let the fat jokes come to you naturally....like the way you go down on men...naturally.

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Then you go ahead and marry THAT? Yep. I married her because she makes me happy and she married me because I don't frolic around in Jessica Tandy's cotton undergarments. As for the "ass licking" you're eluding to, how silly of me to think your messageboarding tenure would bestow you enoug...

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Asking is different than speculating you white trash hobo.

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Screw_Michigan wrote:Speak for yourself and the 350 lbs you rode in on.

OOOHHHHH BUUUUUUURRRRN

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War Wagon wrote:That, and she wanted to show us her new eye color.

Lemme guess, it's pink with a brown center.

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SM once again proves he is a complete fucking moron. Thumbs up, pal.

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The one item I haven't seen mentioned in this thread is who gets the Dungver job? It's probably one of the sweeter gigs in the NFL. The offense is decent, so I'm thinking it needs someone with kick ass defensive attitude. Forget Cowher, but what about Steve Spagnuolo for the position? He seems like ...

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Sparano did awesome, but I'd have to give the nod to Smith because of the division they played in. Not only that, but they were legit from day one. Rack Smith for getting over with a rookie QB and a shitty defense.

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I am in.

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PSUFAN wrote:Got any better ideas for moving her around?

Here's to another failed New Year's resolution.

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PSUFAN wrote:Just invite your wife for a ride - should provide an anchoring effect.

Why do you hate dogs?

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If I attached my dog to one of those things, I'd probably end up with four speeding tickets and a cracked dome.

Yes....good times.

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No shit. What fucking dog takes a straight line on a sidewalk without stopping to sniff evaporated piss left by a k-9 just hours before?

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At least they're not AP.

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http://qumsiyeh.org/palestine101/slide18.jpg Judging from that picture, I don't think career longevity should be a concern so, "drop and drive" should be the throwing mechanics that will generate the maximum arm speed and velocity. The "stress" caused to the arm and shoulder wil...

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RACK R-Jack.

We probably won't hear from mtool for about.....2 hours. That is unfortunate.

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If there ever was team Ryan could regain his confidence back against, it would be the Cardinals. It sucks that they have to play on the road and have two more wins. Bullshit system. NFL needs to fix that.

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You're as bad as mtool and that is saying something.

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poptart wrote:Tony Romo collapsed in the shower

________________________ <--------insert own joke here

I'm sure Jason Witten was there to "console" Romo while TO stood idly by waiting for his chance to be one-on-one with the young quarterback.

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But Rack Fu, among the benchwarmers nobody waves the white towel above their head better than Oden. He is a number one overall pick that cheerleads better than any other numbe one overall pick.

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Rack Mikey I've always been a proponent of donating to the local communities even if the donation is going to something that isn't putting food in a mouth or a roof over a family's head. I made a donation to a young women's program a few years back that involved teaching them basic computer skills, ...

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After the visit, Adams received an e-mail message from Brown. “It is obvious that the recruiting has put a strain on your relationship,” the message said. “JaMac wants Texas, and Mom wants OU. We want you to still come to Texas, but we are going to slow our process down because you two need some ti...

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Mikey wrote:...you really are a dumbfuck asshole aren't you?

Happy happy joy joy!

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Daughter got Guitar Hero, so I suspect I'll be playing with that before the day is over. I got the same game but with an additional ax in the box. Haven't plaued it yet but I suppose we will unleash our inner Gilmour's a little later this evening. Also got a custom embroidered Texans hat with my in...

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