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- Tue Dec 18, 2012 7:59 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Merry Christmas Dee
- Replies: 109
- Views: 4543
Re: Merry Christmas Dee
Now STFU, asswipe, 'cause if you want to play, then play we will....only we'll do it somewhere other than Jay's Christmas tribute to Dee. The irony is so thick here, I am surprised you clicked submit. Oh wait, I am not surprised at all... Speaking of asswipes, make sure your day-nurse completes thi...
- Tue Dec 18, 2012 7:51 pm
- Forum: NFL Picks
- Topic: 3 Best Bets Week 15 Results and Standings
- Replies: 0
- Views: 1863
3 Best Bets Week 15 Results and Standings
Week 15 Shoalzie: 0-2-0 DallasFanatic: 1-2-0 MGO: 1-2-0 stuckinia: 2-1-0 Hockeymom: 3-0-0 ChargerMike: 2-1-0 Screw Michigan: 1-2-0 Godzilla: 1-2-0 DELSDAD: 1-2-0 Biggie: 2-1-0 Shine: 1-2-0 Rules - You must make at least 30 bets to be in contention for the Season Title. - The winner of this game wil...
- Tue Dec 18, 2012 7:49 pm
- Forum: NFL Picks
- Topic: 3 Best Bets Week 16 lines
- Replies: 8
- Views: 7751
3 Best Bets Week 16 lines
Congrats Scott on winning this. I am assuming you're just going to sit in the clubhouse, content with your score? I think DF would have to go 19-0 to catch you. Not happening... Rules - Players will "bet" off of the lines (and pt totals) which post here - The lines (and pt totals) will not...
- Tue Dec 18, 2012 6:59 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Merry Christmas Dee
- Replies: 109
- Views: 4543
Re: Merry Christmas Dee
:lol: Of course you will, you self absorbed anklebitin' bitch. :roll: No amount of rolling eyes or (any other emoticon) add any value whatsoever to your horrific posts. I realize you use them as a crutch because you're incapable of communicating without them, but still, you are a God awful poster. ...
- Tue Dec 18, 2012 6:07 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Merry Christmas Dee
- Replies: 109
- Views: 4543
Re: Merry Christmas Dee
If you and Feelsdicks want to commiserate about non NFL topics, then I will delete your bullshit as I see fit. If you don't like it, you can go fuck yourself. No one cares, you incontinent sheep fucker.
- Tue Dec 18, 2012 2:25 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Merry Christmas Dee
- Replies: 109
- Views: 4543
Re: Merry Christmas Dee
Fixed. And if I have to guess, I'd go with Mace.Dee Snutz wrote:Which one of you is shitting in the other's lap?
- Tue Dec 18, 2012 2:11 pm
- Forum: MLB
- Topic: 2013 Free Agent List
- Replies: 24
- Views: 2255
Re: 2013 Free Agent List
in another questionable move - Angles give Josh Hamilton $125M - http://sports.yahoo.com/news/josh-hamilton-signing-with-angels--195815075.html they needed pitching and ended up with yet another aging slugger - guess they plan to try and trade Wells or Trumbo to get... uh... not sure what they woul...
- Mon Dec 17, 2012 8:47 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Conn. school shooting
- Replies: 368
- Views: 15235
Re: Conn. school shooting
I am sure there's an AP joke in there somewhere...LTS TRN 2 wrote:Your take is such bullshit you should be ashamed to look in the mirror.
- Mon Dec 17, 2012 5:14 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Chris Collinsworth
- Replies: 14
- Views: 445
Re: Chris Collinsworth
Go Coogs' wrote:A saturated ground might have caused that kick not to make its funky high bounce.
True. However... we all know a footless Tom Brady could have made that sucker bounce even if the field was at the summit of Mount Everest during a moonsoon using a 3 ton steel ball.
Sin,
Chris Collingsworth
- Fri Dec 14, 2012 3:11 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Nicknames in the workplace.
- Replies: 23
- Views: 1622
Re: Nicknames in the workplace.
Imus wrote:
I think he is talking about our little girl-panties.
Yes. But I also mixed in two movie quotes. Dr Bob nailed one and Jay nailed the other.
- Wed Dec 12, 2012 5:29 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Nicknames in the workplace.
- Replies: 23
- Views: 1622
Re: Nicknames in the workplace.
I used to play for the Celtics, ya know, back before I was a Navy pilot. But that whole Macho Grande incident really did me in. I got addicted to huffing paint, which landed me an amazing gig as a certified mixologist for Home Depot. I was subsequently promoted to be the crew chief for Tony Stewart ...
- Wed Dec 12, 2012 4:34 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Nicknames in the workplace.
- Replies: 23
- Views: 1622
Re: Nicknames in the workplace.
We have to wear shirts at work. That's weird. I just show up shirtless and rub oil all over myself all day. But seriously. There is a gym in the building next door to mine and I play basketball with the dude every week. We usually wear tank tops, ya know, as in... the typical shirt worn when playin...
- Wed Dec 12, 2012 2:30 pm
- Forum: NFL Picks
- Topic: 3 Best Bets Results and Standings
- Replies: 0
- Views: 1849
3 Best Bets Results and Standings
Week 14 felix: 1-2-0 KC Scott: 1-0-0 Shoalzie: 2-1-0 JSC810: 2-1-0 MGO: 1-2-0 stuckinia: 2-1-0 Hockeymom: 0-3-0 ChargerMike: 2-1-0 Screw Michigan: 2-1-0 Godzilla: 2-1-0 DELSDAD: 1-2-0 ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2: 0-3-0 Biggie: 1-2-0 Shine: 1-2-0 Rules - You must make at least 30 bets to be in contention ...
- Wed Dec 12, 2012 2:18 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Nicknames in the workplace.
- Replies: 23
- Views: 1622
Re: Nicknames in the workplace.
C Bass
E Lo
Dizzy
Hege
FlopNuts
Stilts
E Rock
Lumpy
Tha Dizzo
Marshmont
The Fresh Prince of Arm Hair (Wil Smith looking motherfucker with a fucking Fro on his underarm - no lie)
E Lo
Dizzy
Hege
FlopNuts
Stilts
E Rock
Lumpy
Tha Dizzo
Marshmont
The Fresh Prince of Arm Hair (Wil Smith looking motherfucker with a fucking Fro on his underarm - no lie)
- Tue Dec 11, 2012 11:47 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Want to run NFL pic games this year? - you'll be a mod
- Replies: 16
- Views: 1074
Re: Want to run NFL pic games this year? - you'll be a mod
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:To be clear, I am your last resort...
- Tue Dec 11, 2012 11:20 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Norv and AJ - Gonzo
- Replies: 14
- Views: 626
Re: Norv and AJ - Gonzo
mvscal wrote:I've only explained it a million fucking times here.
- Tue Dec 11, 2012 10:07 pm
- Forum: NFL Picks
- Topic: 3 Best Bets Week 15 Lines
- Replies: 11
- Views: 4763
3 Best Bets Week 15 Lines
Rules - Players will "bet" off of the lines (and pt totals) which post here - The lines (and pt totals) will not change throughout the week. - You may bet on zero, one, two, or three lines (or pt totals) in a given week. - You must make at least 30 bets to be in contention for the Season T...
- Tue Dec 11, 2012 8:06 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: 4th and 15 at your own 30
- Replies: 65
- Views: 3195
Re: 4th and 15 at your own 30
So you're neither willing to donate your time nor capable of keeping a rudimentary spreadsheet.
You sound a lot like FeelsDicks. Pathetic.
Go find another forum to fling the shit from your adult diaper.
You sound a lot like FeelsDicks. Pathetic.
Go find another forum to fling the shit from your adult diaper.
- Tue Dec 11, 2012 7:42 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: 4th and 15 at your own 30
- Replies: 65
- Views: 3195
Re: 4th and 15 at your own 30
So. That's a "no" on you stepping up and volunteering your time for the good of this site?Mace wrote:Nothing but class from our newest moderator. :roll:
- Tue Dec 11, 2012 6:35 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: 4th and 15 at your own 30
- Replies: 65
- Views: 3195
Re: 4th and 15 at your own 30
but ucant as a mod? Yes, bitch. Me as a Mod. Why didn't you step up and take the gig? All you would have to do is volunteer some of your time to run the 3 Best Bets game. You have to get the spreads right. You have to get participant's weekly scores right. You have to get participant's season to da...
- Tue Dec 11, 2012 1:16 am
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: 4th and 15 at your own 30
- Replies: 65
- Views: 3195
Re: 4th and 15 at your own 30
Bro -- you may make this change yourself via your User Control Panel.War Wagon wrote:since nobody pulling the strings here has changed over the clocks from daylight savings time to standard time..
- Tue Dec 11, 2012 1:14 am
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: 4th and 15 at your own 30
- Replies: 65
- Views: 3195
Re: 4th and 15 at your own 30
You don't get it. Actually, I do. I stepped up because some fucking loser was incapable of donating his time to this forum. The kicker is, he wanted this gig. And failed. MISERABLY. I didn't want this gig. I already donate enough of my time to this site. But again, I stepped up because I appreciate...
- Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:37 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: 4th and 15 at your own 30
- Replies: 65
- Views: 3195
Re: 4th and 15 at your own 30
You can't get any lower than the reason for you losing your Modship here, dude.Felix wrote:congrats on setting the bar so incredibly low
Now... feel free to post an actual football take or take it elsewhere. For the love of Christ, move on.
- Mon Dec 10, 2012 5:29 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: 4th and 15 at your own 30
- Replies: 65
- Views: 3195
Re: 4th and 15 at your own 30
Feel free talk about football all you want, Mace.
If you have a problem with me, reach out to an Admin.
If you have a problem with me, reach out to an Admin.
- Mon Dec 10, 2012 3:42 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: 4th and 15 at your own 30
- Replies: 65
- Views: 3195
Re: 4th and 15 at your own 30
You won't last long on your own. Terrific. In either case, I will have lasted longer than my predecessor. :lol: Now. Let's all get back on topic. How 'bout them Chargers? That was quite unexpected yesterday, trev. It's always fun to watch Pittsburgh get blown the fuck out, especially by a team who ...
- Mon Dec 10, 2012 3:28 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: 4th and 15 at your own 30
- Replies: 65
- Views: 3195
Re: 4th and 15 at your own 30
Do you people really want to read about a topic Felix should have 'let go' about 2 months ago? A topic that doesn't affect your life or the NFL in any way? I am of the opinion our dealings are not for public consumption. And anything that goes on in a private forum, stays private. And if you can't l...
- Sun Dec 09, 2012 7:57 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: 4th and 15 at your own 30
- Replies: 65
- Views: 3195
Re: 4th and 15 at your own 30
Felix -- who is the one who keeps making references to our non-trade? It is you who can't let it go, not me. You are obsessed with how I dismissed you as drug addled loser who couldn't keep his shit together. Just let it go. With regard to the stats. Someone already posted something very similar ear...
- Sun Dec 09, 2012 5:19 pm
- Forum: NFL Picks
- Topic: 3 Best Bets Week 14 Lines
- Replies: 13
- Views: 5546
Re: 3 Best Bets Week 14 Lines
Buff -3
Cinci -3
Jack +2.5
Cinci -3
Jack +2.5
- Sun Dec 09, 2012 12:17 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Radio is ON!!!
- Replies: 86
- Views: 7185
Re: Radio is ON!!!
Smackie Chan wrote:34 Pee Wee Herman - "IKYABWAI" 00:24
35 The Beatles - "Kansas City/Hey-Hey-Hey-Hey!" 03:49
- Sat Dec 08, 2012 11:39 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: JTR strikes again
- Replies: 13
- Views: 2336
Re: JTR strikes again
Sudden Sam wrote:Nekkid means like...uh...no clothes at all.
See these signs don't hide a lot.
So you lied. She wasn't nekkid. She was wearing a sandwich board sign. Was that so hard?
- Sat Dec 08, 2012 11:30 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: 4th and 15 at your own 30
- Replies: 65
- Views: 3195
Re: 4th and 15 at your own 30
http://autismcustodybattles.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/0511-0702-0211-2545_businessman_waving_a_white_flag_behind_his_desk_clipart_image.jpg That's what I thought, bitch. Feel free to post something... anything ... to back up your shit take. In case you forgot (or are just fucking high right now a...
- Sat Dec 08, 2012 8:31 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: 4th and 15 at your own 30
- Replies: 65
- Views: 3195
Re: 4th and 15 at your own 30
Felix wrote:put the ball in a QB's hand and I'd venture to say the odds on converting a 4th and 15 would be substantially higher than the chances of recovering an onside kick
So. What are the numbers? Stop "venturing" and post some real data for us to chew on. Or shut the fuck up.
- Fri Dec 07, 2012 8:21 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: JTR strikes again
- Replies: 13
- Views: 2336
Re: JTR strikes again
Let me get this straight. She was both nekkid and wearing a sandwich board?
WTF does nekkid mean in Fucksville, AL?
WTF does nekkid mean in Fucksville, AL?
- Fri Dec 07, 2012 7:46 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: JTR strikes again
- Replies: 13
- Views: 2336
Re: JTR strikes again
Uhm, just how hard is it to see... naked tits? Seems like all you gotta do is open your damned eyes. Did you forget to do that?Sudden Sam wrote:Yeah, there was a naked PETA girl in downtown Montgomery a few years ago and on the news that night you could see me in the background trying to see her tits.
- Fri Dec 07, 2012 5:57 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: 4th and 15 at your own 30
- Replies: 65
- Views: 3195
Re: 4th and 15 at your own 30
so you've got a really shitty team with nothing to lose (s'up chefs) who score then you're going to give them the ball back at their own 30 and make it 4th and 15? with nothing to lose, of course they opt to go for it...and lets say they make it, go on to score a TD (I know that sounds preposterous...
- Fri Dec 07, 2012 12:40 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The worst thing about Xmas
- Replies: 42
- Views: 1478
Re: The worst thing about Xmas
I'd be willing to bet that is what DohRon calls foreplay...Cuda wrote:you'll probably get hit on the head with a skillet
- Thu Dec 06, 2012 3:02 pm
- Forum: NFL Picks
- Topic: 3 Best Bets Week 13 Results & YTD Standings
- Replies: 0
- Views: 1580
3 Best Bets Week 13 Results & YTD Standings
Week 13 Dr Bob: 2-1-0 felix: 2-0-1 KC Scott: 1-1-0 Shoalzie: 1-2-0 DallasFanatic: 2-1-0 MGO: 0-2-1 stuckinia: 2-1-0 Hockeymom: 2-1-0 ChargerMike: 0-2-1 Screw Michigan: 1-1-1 Godzilla: 0-3-0 DELSDAD: 1-1-0 ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2: 2-1-0 Biggie: 1-2-0 Shine: 1-1-0 Rules - You must make at least 30 bets...
- Wed Dec 05, 2012 9:23 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Well, well, well...
- Replies: 34
- Views: 3651
Re: Well, well, well...
No I don't have a thermostat in the bathroom. I just saw the opportunity to rag on your age. Just like you saw the opportunity to make a joke about heaters when clearly the poster meant heat. I am assuming he took a shit, didn't flush, and cranked up the upstairs thermostat. Make sense?
- Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:08 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Well, well, well...
- Replies: 34
- Views: 3651
Re: Well, well, well...
Most houses these days have heat in every room. Some people even have radiant heating systems in their floors. I know you're an old fuck, but you shoulda moved on from the whole log cabin/outhouse thing a while ago...Goober McTuber wrote:You have a heater in your bathroom? Talk about weather pussies.
- Wed Dec 05, 2012 1:38 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: T1B Secret Santa
- Replies: 29
- Views: 3711
Re: T1B Secret Santa
Hit me.