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by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Wed Nov 21, 2012 8:59 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Andy Reid
Replies: 33
Views: 992

Re: Andy Reid

Sudden Sam wrote:I wanna see a well-coached team with good players at most every position dominate a lesser team.

Didn't you see that in the SEC last week when LSU played Southwest JaBuke St, Georgia played Sam Houston Polytech, and Alabama played some all girls school?
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Yo!
Replies: 13
Views: 1309

Re: Yo!

Wow. You really know how to take a shitty cell phone picture, don't ya?

If you paid more than $0.00 for that POS phone, you got ripped off.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Wed Nov 21, 2012 2:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: LSU Pete Maravich Assembly Center PET
Replies: 13
Views: 773

Re: LSU Pete Maravich Assembly Center PET

Jsc810 wrote:The guy in the beard, btw, is LSU quarterback Zach Mettenburger. Sam is the only one who might have guessed that probably.
No one gives a fuck.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Wed Nov 21, 2012 12:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Comrade, Martyred... is this true?
Replies: 13
Views: 802

Re: Comrade, Martyred... is this true?

Are Twinkies, like, the only thing you won't eat?

Step away from the trough, ho...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Tue Nov 20, 2012 8:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sure hope shutyomouth is a Doomsday Prepper
Replies: 63
Views: 1797

Re: Sure hope shutyomouth is a Doomsday Prepper

Wishing death on a poster, how classy. Link? Does everyone who hits a telephone pole or a dumpster... die? Do you have any stats to back up this God awful take, bitch? You really don't understand the words as you read them aloud to yourself, do you? :lol: Moreover, I'd bet anyone who actually wishe...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Tue Nov 20, 2012 7:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pussy on the side takes another one down.
Replies: 86
Views: 2743

Re: Pussy on the side takes another one down.

To which I replied... They are not the same thing. No shit. You don't say? Really? You are quite possibly the dumbest motherfucker I have never met. 3 separate people have called your comprension abilities into question in thread. 10+ shit posts later, you still don't get it. You can lead a donkey ...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Tue Nov 20, 2012 6:12 pm
Forum: NFL Picks
Topic: 3 Best Bets -- Week 11 Results & Standings
Replies: 0
Views: 1634

3 Best Bets -- Week 11 Results & Standings

Week 11 felix: 3-0-0 KC Scott: 1-1-0 Shoalzie: 0-3-0 DallasFanatic: 3-0-0 JSC810: 2-1-0 MGO: 1-1-0 stuckinia: 2-1-0 Hockeymom: 3-0-0 ChargerMike: 2-1-0 Screw Michigan: 3-0-0 Godzilla: 1-2-0 DELSDAD: 3-0-0 ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2: 1-2-0 Biggie: 1-1-0 Shine: 1-2-0 Rules - You must make at least 30 bets...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Tue Nov 20, 2012 6:09 pm
Forum: NFL Picks
Topic: 3 Best Bets -- Week 12
Replies: 12
Views: 4916

3 Best Bets -- Week 12

Rules - Players will "bet" off of the lines (and pt totals) which post here - The lines (and pt totals) will not change throughout the week. - You may bet on zero, one, two, or three lines (or pt totals) in a given week. - You must make at least 30 bets to be in contention for the Season T...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Tue Nov 20, 2012 5:53 pm
Forum: NFL Picks
Topic: 3 Best Bets -- Week 11 Lines
Replies: 14
Views: 6142

Re: 3 Best Bets -- Week 11 Lines

ChargerMike wrote:St. Louis +3
N.O. -4.5
S.D. +7.5

Just noticed you fucked up the STL line. Not that it mattered.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Mon Nov 19, 2012 6:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (G) The Kikes putting the smackdown on the Arabs.Round 1 (G)
Replies: 161
Views: 5320

Re: (G) The Kikes putting the smackdown on the Arabs.Round 1

Holy shit. Trampis, Jerkovich, and Duhron in consecutive posts.

Talk about your triumvirate of tardom.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Mon Nov 19, 2012 12:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (G) The Kikes putting the smackdown on the Arabs.Round 1 (G)
Replies: 161
Views: 5320

Re: (G) The Kikes putting the smackdown on the Arabs.Round 1

Atomic Punk wrote:
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Holy fuck, Maverick, you sure showed him. Now why don't you go buzz the tower or some bullshit?
Yeah, because that happens all of the time in the Navy you know.
That's the point, Walter Mitty. Do you really think anyone is buying your bullshit?
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Mon Nov 19, 2012 3:14 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (G) The Kikes putting the smackdown on the Arabs.Round 1 (G)
Replies: 161
Views: 5320

Re: (G) The Kikes putting the smackdown on the Arabs.Round 1

Holy fuck, Maverick, you sure showed him. Now why don't you go buzz the tower or some bullshit?
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Sun Nov 18, 2012 8:16 pm
Forum: NFL Picks
Topic: 3 Best Bets -- Week 11 Lines
Replies: 14
Views: 6142

Re: 3 Best Bets -- Week 11 Lines

BALT +3.5
INDY +9
OAK +4.5
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Sat Nov 17, 2012 3:22 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pussy on the side takes another one down.
Replies: 86
Views: 2743

Re: Pussy on the side takes another one down.

Dipshit: the post you were responding to presented a fictitious scenario IN THE PAST where someone was speaking TO Petraeus: Wonder how that would work for his former subordinates . "Sorry, sir. I can't deploy to Afghanistan right now because I'm trying to put my life back together. Maybe some ...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Sat Nov 17, 2012 1:30 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Get your popcorn ready...
Replies: 80
Views: 2167

Re: Get your popcorn ready...

Moving Sale wrote: I figured you were too stupid to even know what your own damn post meant so I'll take it from here fag
This post makes about as much sense as Derron's. Enjoy your cripple fight.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Sat Nov 17, 2012 12:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Get your popcorn ready...
Replies: 80
Views: 2167

Re: Get your popcorn ready...

If you want to waste your time responding to that nonsensical drivel, go ahead. I am not even sure what dude's point is.

Have at it...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Get your popcorn ready...
Replies: 80
Views: 2167

Re: Get your popcorn ready...

Derron wrote:Pissed that nobody gives a fuck to even post a picture making fun of your ass ?? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

If you were trying to outdo wolfman for stupidest response in this thread, then, well done. Shouldn't you be emptying your colostomy bag or something?
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Thu Nov 15, 2012 8:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Objective Post Mortem
Replies: 166
Views: 9155

Re: Objective Post Mortem

I am gonna make like a leaf and get the heck outta here.


Sin,
smackaholic
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Thu Nov 15, 2012 1:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: So you want to legalize pot, hippy lettuce, chronic, etc
Replies: 180
Views: 3111

Re: So you want to legalize pot, hippy lettuce, chronic, etc

Moving Sale wrote:And I'm sure you are nationally known in your chosen field...

:meds:


You are still cashing in on that championship from 15 years ago?


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by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Thu Nov 15, 2012 11:07 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pussy on the side takes another one down.
Replies: 86
Views: 2743

Re: Pussy on the side takes another one down.

As I have many times you petty trifling fuck. Link? Then why mention the iPhone at all? You were trying to blame your shortcomings on the technology you used. Newflash, dipshit: you're a bottom feeder regardless of how you log-in to this site. And you're a shit fucking poster who's incapable of bac...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Thu Nov 15, 2012 1:04 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pussy on the side takes another one down.
Replies: 86
Views: 2743

Re: Pussy on the side takes another one down.

You forgot "you're a shit fucking poster who's incapable of backing up her own worthless take" smack.


-- Posted from my iPhone sans any auto-correct fuck-ups. Bitch.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Wed Nov 14, 2012 12:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Just lucky, I guess....
Replies: 33
Views: 858

Re: Just lucky, I guess....

Speaking of Skinny Jeans... just stop. I doubt you could fit one of those horribly tatted ham hocks you call arms into one of the legs.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Wed Nov 14, 2012 12:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pussy on the side takes another one down.
Replies: 86
Views: 2743

Re: Pussy on the side takes another one down.

Icantsmack, Would you like to try something better than ftfy in your next post so you don't sound so stupid? Thanks. Speaking of stupid, which one of us needs the auto-correct feature enabled to ensure his posts don't have any spelling errors? Which one of us then blames the auto-correct feature fo...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Tue Nov 13, 2012 11:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pussy on the side takes another one down.
Replies: 86
Views: 2743

Re: Pussy on the side takes another one down.

Moving Sale wrote:Icantreadverywell.
I am sure this is what you intended to post and "your phone" fucked up yet another flail. You do realize you can disable the autocorrect feature, right?


Still waiting for you to explain the relevance.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Tue Nov 13, 2012 9:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pussy on the side takes another one down.
Replies: 86
Views: 2743

Re: Pussy on the side takes another one down.

Moving Sale wrote:All I said was he can't rotate back if he is no longer in the military.

Care to share why you think this is relevant?

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.
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More bottom feeders getting over on Mewing Fail.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Tue Nov 13, 2012 7:38 pm
Forum: NFL Picks
Topic: 3 Best Bets -- Week 10 results and standings
Replies: 0
Views: 1756

3 Best Bets -- Week 10 results and standings

Week 10 felix: 1-2-0 KC Scott: 2-0-0 Shoalzie: 2-1-0 DallasFanatic: 1-2-0 MGO: 1-2-0 stuckinia: 2-1-0 Hockeymom: 2-1-0 ChargerMike: 1-2-0 Screw Michigan: 2-1-0 Godzilla: 2-1-0 DELSDAD: 2-1-0 ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2: 3-0-0 Biggie: 1-2-0 Shine: 0-3-0 Standings Name W/L % KC Scott: 17-4-2 81.0% DallasFa...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Tue Nov 13, 2012 7:33 pm
Forum: NFL Picks
Topic: 3 Best Bets -- Week 11 Lines
Replies: 14
Views: 6142

3 Best Bets -- Week 11 Lines

Rules - Players will "bet" off of the lines (and pt totals) which post here - The lines (and pt totals) will not change throughout the week. - You may bet on zero, one, two, or three lines (or pt totals) in a given week. - You must make at least 30 bets to be in contention for the Season T...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Tue Nov 13, 2012 2:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Just lucky, I guess....
Replies: 33
Views: 858

Re: Just lucky, I guess....

Who is Preston?
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Tue Nov 13, 2012 1:06 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: MNF 11/12/12 - tune in to watch historic effort of futility
Replies: 9
Views: 559

Re: MNF 11/12/12 - tune in to watch historic effort of futil

This is when of those games where you think there's no way the underdog can win. So either it's going to be what everyone thinks it's going to be (34-3 Steelers) or really close (21-20...................... Chefs........? :shock: ). There will be no in between. I have no fantasy skin in this game so...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Sat Nov 10, 2012 2:39 am
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: Hey ucant...
Replies: 3
Views: 885

Re: Hey ucant...

Hmmmmm... Typical MSU. Will probably still make it to the Elite 8.

Not sure what to make of this.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Fri Nov 09, 2012 6:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Users browsing this forum: Bing [Bot]
Replies: 4
Views: 239

Users browsing this forum: Bing [Bot]

:shock:


Did the Google Bot get demoted?


Am I really typing this... or is the Bing Bot doing some sort of Dragon NaturallySpeaking mind meld thingie?
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Fri Nov 09, 2012 6:19 pm
Forum: NFL Picks
Topic: 3 Best Bets -- Week 10 lines
Replies: 13
Views: 5855

Re: 3 Best Bets -- Week 10 lines

HOU +1.5
NE/BUFF +51
DEN -4
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Fri Nov 09, 2012 5:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This should make the thumpers melt
Replies: 51
Views: 2008

Re: This should make the thumpers melt

You need to link to a JPEG or GIF... and you're not.



Like so:

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by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Fri Nov 09, 2012 4:33 pm
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: Hey ucant...
Replies: 3
Views: 885

Re: Hey ucant...

I haven't really followed them too much with Calhoun leaving, Lamb leaving, and bunch of dudes transferring. I really have no clue what to expect this year. How good of a coach/recruiter Ollie will be. There's just way too many questions for me. I am more looking for good team play and respect for w...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Fri Nov 09, 2012 4:08 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Super Bowl prediction thread
Replies: 39
Views: 1766

Re: Super Bowl prediction thread

Chicago Bears vs Houston Texans Tune in Sunday night for a preview of this year's Super Bowl. Should be a great game. Bears win on a Robbie Gould FG as time expires. I will be pulling for Houston, however. We already saw the Super Bowl preview when Romo put up 29 pts agains the vaunted Ravens defen...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Thu Nov 08, 2012 2:05 pm
Forum: NFL Picks
Topic: Week 9 Results and Standings
Replies: 0
Views: 1694

Week 9 Results and Standings

Week 9: felix: 3-0-0 KC Scott: 1-1-0 Shoalzie: 3-0-0 DallasFanatic: 1-1-0 MGO: 1-2-0 stuckinia: 2-1-0 Hockeymom: 1-2-0 ChargerMike: 3-0-0 Screw Michigan: 1-2-0 Godzilla: 1-2-0 DELSDAD: 2-1-0 ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2: 1-1-0 Biggie: 3-0-0 Shine: 1-1-0 Standings: KC Scott: 15-4-2 78.9% DallasFanatic: 17-...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Wed Nov 07, 2012 6:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: While you're waiting four hours to vote today...
Replies: 61
Views: 2400

Re: While you're waiting four hours to vote today...

Why are you wearing panties all the time? That's offensive and mean. Nobody has ever said something like that to me before. IKYABWAI is not a shocking reply, BTW. You asked him why he's angry. He asked you why you wear panties. To most people, these are not the same thing. This is NOT I know you ar...
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Tue Nov 06, 2012 8:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: While you're waiting four hours to vote today...
Replies: 61
Views: 2400

Re: While you're waiting four hours to vote today...

I voted at 7 o'clock this morning and there were no lines. Took all of 2 minutes to cast my ballot. Fuck all the jobless losers voting for Odowngrade who slept in and now have to wait.
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Tue Nov 06, 2012 8:00 pm
Forum: NFL Picks
Topic: 3 Best Bets -- Week 10 lines
Replies: 13
Views: 5855

3 Best Bets -- Week 10 lines

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