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by Goober McTuber
Wed Jan 18, 2006 2:57 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: (!!)Man up and post a pic of your better half and yourself!
Replies: 229
Views: 21041

liquid courage is false courage. and pot has no business being mixed with sex. Well, as I recall from my single days, some women needed a little extra courage before they tangled with Goober’s mctuber. Nothing wrong with that. And a lot of people find that pot heightens a number of their senses. Th...
by Goober McTuber
Wed Jan 18, 2006 1:51 pm
Forum: Tech and Games Forum
Topic: Google Redirects
Replies: 14
Views: 1085

Re: Google Redirects

instead of going to that page, it goes to a Google page with porn links. And your complaining? How many of them did you click on? If any of them are any good don't hold out post em. I clicked on a number of them, but they all just had pictures of your mother with her favorite goat. Stuff I'm sure y...
by Goober McTuber
Wed Jan 18, 2006 2:32 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: (!!)Man up and post a pic of your better half and yourself!
Replies: 229
Views: 21041

Th,

You seem to think that this thread thread shows how much cahones you have, but all you've done is show yourself to be that much stupider than most who post here. Not that anyone was shocked.
by Goober McTuber
Mon Jan 16, 2006 2:47 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: (!!)Man up and post a pic of your better half and yourself!
Replies: 229
Views: 21041

Don’t pay any attention to these guys, Th. I think your sister is quite pretty. You have every right to be proud of her.
by Goober McTuber
Fri Jan 13, 2006 8:29 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: (!!)Man up and post a pic of your better half and yourself!
Replies: 229
Views: 21041

So would you, if you had a greasy little chick like that.
by Goober McTuber
Fri Jan 13, 2006 7:26 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: What kind of fans do you have in Indy?
Replies: 18
Views: 1906

Must be transplants from Minneapolis.
by Goober McTuber
Fri Jan 13, 2006 2:36 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Viking hire Eagles O-Coord Brad Childress
Replies: 20
Views: 1291

Fraudo,

Seems like the Minnesota staff is well-stocked with former Badger coaches. That should assure the Vikings of finishing no worse than third in the Big Ten next year.
by Goober McTuber
Thu Jan 12, 2006 4:18 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: (!!)Man up and post a pic of your better half and yourself!
Replies: 229
Views: 21041

Chances are Th is lying about her seeing this thread and laughing about it. If she had actually read his thoughts on marriage, she’d be in the bedroom right now packing her bags. And Trollholer would be having a panic attack. :lol:
by Goober McTuber
Wed Jan 11, 2006 7:31 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: (!!)Man up and post a pic of your better half and yourself!
Replies: 229
Views: 21041

Mister Bushice wrote:
Wolfman wrote:^^^^
I laughed

and as everyone knows
MrsO is from north of the border !
(no she does not speak French)
She's an eskimo?
I figured she was from Georgia.
by Goober McTuber
Wed Jan 11, 2006 7:11 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: (!!)Man up and post a pic of your better half and yourself!
Replies: 229
Views: 21041

Re: Man up and post a pic of your better half and yourself!

Th wrote: Man up and post a pic of your better half
Image
by Goober McTuber
Wed Jan 11, 2006 4:02 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: (!!)Man up and post a pic of your better half and yourself!
Replies: 229
Views: 21041

Th,

Rack you for taking advantage of Bush’s laissez-fair attitude regarding our border to the south. When do the 15 other members of her family move in?
by Goober McTuber
Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:24 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Vick arrested again
Replies: 24
Views: 1526

He'll look dandy in the Silver and Black.
by Goober McTuber
Mon Jan 09, 2006 4:06 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: When vince goes to the NFL...
Replies: 47
Views: 1347

Mississippi Neck wrote:
Pro Football Hall of Fame Website wrote: Making Staubach particularly dangerous was his ability to scramble out of trouble – his 410 career rushes netted him 2,264 yards for a 5.5-yard average and 20 touchdowns.

Nice find ^^^^ :wink:
by Goober McTuber
Mon Jan 09, 2006 3:59 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Viking hire Eagles O-Coord Brad Childress
Replies: 20
Views: 1291

They had a lot of offensive talent during those years. There were a lot of Badger fans glad to see him go. You are a MORON! If I had wanted to talk to somebody with your personality, I would be at the damn pet store talking to the lizards. I may have the PERSONALITY of a lizard, but I have a hell o...
by Goober McTuber
Sat Jan 07, 2006 12:13 am
Forum: Tech and Games Forum
Topic: Google Redirects
Replies: 14
Views: 1085

Nothing there that looks out of place.
by Goober McTuber
Fri Jan 06, 2006 10:58 pm
Forum: Tech and Games Forum
Topic: Google Redirects
Replies: 14
Views: 1085

Yes.
by Goober McTuber
Fri Jan 06, 2006 10:35 pm
Forum: Tech and Games Forum
Topic: Google Redirects
Replies: 14
Views: 1085

I already checked that. Not all links get redirected, just certain ones like kinghost.com.
by Goober McTuber
Fri Jan 06, 2006 10:09 pm
Forum: Tech and Games Forum
Topic: Google Redirects
Replies: 14
Views: 1085

Google Redirects

I've been having this problem for the past month. I click on a link at The Hun, and instead of going to that page, it goes to a Google page with porn links. CWShredder found nothing. Any ideas?
by Goober McTuber
Fri Jan 06, 2006 5:09 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: ND - a regional team at best
Replies: 36
Views: 1017

I would think the East-West scenario makes more sense than North-South, just based on travel distances.
by Goober McTuber
Fri Jan 06, 2006 4:55 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: ND - a regional team at best
Replies: 36
Views: 1017

If ND were to join the Big 10, I think it would be a given that ND and PSU would play each other every year, as they would undoubtedly be in the same division. Edit: On second thought, it would not be a slam dunk to slot them in the East division. Geographically, the East would include OSU, Michigan...
by Goober McTuber
Fri Jan 06, 2006 4:52 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Viking hire Eagles O-Coord Brad Childress
Replies: 20
Views: 1291

They had a lot of offensive talent during those years. There were a lot of Badger fans glad to see him go.
by Goober McTuber
Fri Jan 06, 2006 4:48 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: When vince goes to the NFL...
Replies: 47
Views: 1347

I'm old enough to have witnessed his entire career. :(
by Goober McTuber
Fri Jan 06, 2006 4:24 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: When vince goes to the NFL...
Replies: 47
Views: 1347

Staubach? Yeah, think of how good he could have been if he ran around the backfield like a female "guest" at a CU recruiting party? Not the best choice to bolster your argument. Making Staubach particularly dangerous was his ability to scramble out of trouble – his 410 career rushes nette...
by Goober McTuber
Fri Jan 06, 2006 3:27 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Viking hire Eagles O-Coord Brad Childress
Replies: 20
Views: 1291

Re: Viking hire Eagles O-Coord Brad Childress

frodo_biguns wrote:Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

I like this move a lot! 8)
Me too. Childress totally sucked at Wisconsin. I look for him to continue the Vikings rich tradition of under-achieving.
by Goober McTuber
Thu Jan 05, 2006 2:28 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Let me be the first to ask...
Replies: 33
Views: 1725

At least USC’s got that moral victory thing going for it.
by Goober McTuber
Tue Jan 03, 2006 9:59 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Subjects Dinsdale isn't T1B's #1 expert on:
Replies: 140
Views: 8130

If so, there is no way dude pulls all the ass he claims to unless it’s all U & L (ugly and large).
by Goober McTuber
Tue Dec 27, 2005 10:03 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: I hope Bruschi's out for the year... props Belichick.
Replies: 28
Views: 1564

Do your own fucking research. Says the jackass who believes that not only do I have a favorite team... that team is New England. Contrary to what your boyfriend tells you... five... is not a lot. :lol: Researching injuries by team might be minimally interesting. Researching your posting history wou...
by Goober McTuber
Tue Dec 27, 2005 9:03 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: I hope Bruschi's out for the year... props Belichick.
Replies: 28
Views: 1564

How many teams in total are there? Two out of thirty two still qualifies as hard-pressed in my book. How many teams in total have had more than 9 season-ending injuries? Five of them, you fucking moron. :lol: 5 out of 32... wow. Who are they? What is your source? Link??? WOW! WOW!! That's a lot. An...
by Goober McTuber
Tue Dec 27, 2005 8:02 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: I hope Bruschi's out for the year... props Belichick.
Replies: 28
Views: 1564

UCant Unretires Again wrote:How many teams in total are there? Two out of thirty two still qualifies as hard-pressed in my book.
How many teams in total have had more than 9 season-ending injuries? Five of them, you fucking moron. :lol:
by Goober McTuber
Tue Dec 27, 2005 6:53 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: I hope Bruschi's out for the year... props Belichick.
Replies: 28
Views: 1564

And the correct term is "chock-full", Spelling Bitch. Bully for you, then. And yet... you fumbled the meaning of hard-pressed. Since when did barely able become synonymous with... unable ? Horseshit. I knew Green Bay had more season-ending injuries than that without even looking it up. Th...
by Goober McTuber
Tue Dec 27, 2005 5:02 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: I hope Bruschi's out for the year... props Belichick.
Replies: 28
Views: 1564

New England Injuries Player Pos Injury Status T. Bruschi LB Leg day-to-day A. Samuel CB Lung day-to-day R. Gay CB Ankle I-R D. Koppen C Arm out for season D. Starks CB Shoulder I-R G. Scott S Knee I-R C. Scott CB Shoulder I-R M. Light T Ankle I-R R. Harrison S Knee I-R T. Poole CB Ankle I-R R. Clar...
by Goober McTuber
Thu Dec 22, 2005 10:28 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: All-time famous board melts?
Replies: 107
Views: 9207

Jerkovich wrote:Queerdeer? Kevnic beatdown?

What you taking about Willis?

[img]http://www.thespoof.com/picstore/celebs ... ry3[1].jpg[/img]
Well there's this one for starters:

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewto ... sc&start=0

I know there's others.
by Goober McTuber
Thu Dec 15, 2005 5:05 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: MNF- Clarification
Replies: 33
Views: 1517

Who do you see nutting, Irie?
by Goober McTuber
Thu Dec 15, 2005 4:58 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Scott, will you explain this to me?
Replies: 99
Views: 5609

War Wagon wrote:Me? I readily admit that I've lived and died with the fuckers for 30+ years. More dying than living. If that makes me a no life having loser, then so be it.
[drive-by pile-on]That’s only one of many factors that make you a no life having loser.[/drive-by pile-on]
by Goober McTuber
Thu Dec 15, 2005 2:37 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: ***2006 DEATH POOL***
Replies: 92
Views: 21667

From snopes.com: Exploding water? In a nutshell, yes, water can "explode" in the fashion described above. However, it takes near perfect conditions to bring this about, thus "exploding water" is not something the average hot beverage drinker who would otherwise now be eyeing his ...
by Goober McTuber
Wed Dec 14, 2005 1:19 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: ***2006 DEATH POOL***
Replies: 92
Views: 21667

Jake Taylor wrote:someone famous is gonna die next yr because they tried to boil water in a microwave but it explodes in the person's face.
Yeah, that hydrogen is dangerous shit. Cretin.
by Goober McTuber
Fri Dec 09, 2005 7:37 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: ***2006 DEATH POOL***
Replies: 92
Views: 21667

Cicero wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Tardowen – lead poisoning
DamnTheCowboys – dead-on impersonation of Mama Cass
shutyomouth – bulimia
Cicero – terminal stupidity
Frodo – hit-and-run, late model Volvo



Made a list.

You earned it.
by Goober McTuber
Fri Dec 09, 2005 4:11 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: ***2006 DEATH POOL***
Replies: 92
Views: 21667

Tardowen – lead poisoning
DamnTheCowboys – dead-on impersonation of Mama Cass
shutyomouth – bulimia
Cicero – terminal stupidity
Frodo – hit-and-run, late model Volvo
by Goober McTuber
Thu Dec 08, 2005 9:14 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: All-time famous board melts?
Replies: 107
Views: 9207

Elba. After a short visit from Honksville & Co., they actually moved the board to a new URL. Nathan in multiple settings, including the Vent. There was also another SmackChat spinoff board that included MJ, CHITOWN, Derron, etc. They were attacked by “Denver Don” from the Margaritaville board, a...
by Goober McTuber
Thu Dec 01, 2005 8:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: John Stewart can now officially fuck off!
Replies: 93
Views: 4359

Mikey wrote:I know I stopped listening to Rush about 15 years ago.
So was it “Closer to the Heart” or “Tom Sawyer” that finally pushed you over the edge?

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