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RumpleForeskin

As most of you are aware by now, I am employed for my father-in-law's independent broker-dealer. We're a small firm that houses about 40 brokers (reps). I've single-handedly trained about 30 reps with transitioning their business over to our firm in addition to getting them setup for our websites, i...

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I stubbed my toe this morning.

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88 wrote:I'm a dork

The Tri-lambs embrace your efforts.

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Forgive me for not posting my drunk posting disclosure for the last 3 posts. Here it is: All RumpleForeskin (herein-after referred to as Rumps) posts for the eleventh day of November two-thousand and eight are attributed to the influence of alcoholic beverages. Any and all posts submitted by Rumps o...

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War Wagon wrote:
RumpleForeskin wrote:I thought about Ang quite a bit last night when crafting a new playlist for my Ipod. Sweet Jesus, is it smoooooooth.
Guns & Roses?

Oh fuck no.

Lets put it this way, there is enough ELO and England Dan on this playlist to create a plethra of smoothness that will last a fortnight.

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I thought about Ang quite a bit last night when crafting a new playlist for my Ipod. Sweet Jesus, is it smoooooooth.

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No, 'tosser is not the cocksucker he used to be. He has now relagated himself to bouts of uncontrollable outbursts when I start threads about school.

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The chicken grease is really going to show on the red phone.

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"Psst. Hey, PSU, you missed a spot."

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I just wanted to send a hearty fuck you to all the dumbfucks that voted for a straight-ticket rather than going through each candidate and making a sound choice. The County Judge position should have been a landslide, but dude won by less than 5% because of all the idiots who voted democrat in the g...

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Okay. I go to bed now.

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I am way out of my element here, but with only 50% of the precincts reporting in Ohio, McCain is within 100,000 votes in that state. Is it possible we could have another Florida on our hands? Just wondering.

Anywho, it probably still won't matter.

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Congrats to Obama. Ran a smart campaign and deserves the throne as the leader of the free world. I've just called the movers and booked one-way tickets to Costa Rica.

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Houston had so many chances to win that game yesterday but managed to fall on their own knife on more than one occasion. It's the same ol' song and dance with this team.....well....maybe not. Before, the Texans would play themselves out of the game well before the 4th quarter, but now, they are in t...

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Should I have ranked Oregon State ahead of USC based on the result of that game? No, but you rank Texas ahead of OU because the 'horns have played a tougher schedule up to this point AND they beat OU. Who gives a shit if OU was leading for most of the game. They lost because the better team won. It...

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I've always been a proponent of body of work. Florida looks unstoppable right now because they have scorched their last two opponents, but they still lost to an unranked opponent at home which means OU, Ok State, and Texas should be ranked ahead of them. Especially Texas because they've already gone...

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1. Alabama
2. Penn St.
3. Texas Tech
4. Texas
5. Oklahoma
6. Florida
7. USC
8. Oklahoma St.
9. Gerogia
10. Utah

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I'm not saying they will reach their goal, but its better than foreclosing on the house.

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They had sold nearly $40,000 worth of tickets when the interview was conducted.

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I was watching ABC or NBC...one of those primetime shows that was doing a piece on who was to blame for the sub-prime mortgage disaster. This piece was targeting the consumers rather than the banks or lenders. They interviewed about 5 different homeowners (4 white and 1 black) who were about to lose...

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Jsc810 wrote:Their marriage has absolutely zero impact on your life.

My tax dollars object to that statement. Gay marriage means Ellen can now check the box that reads "Married" on the healthcare packet she has to fill out.

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My brother is a recovering addict and also a graduate of anger management classes. Dude was so screwed in the head for so many years and now has a wife, a one year old boy, and a steady job. Things are good for him right now and he wants to make it even better by getting an education and finding a j...

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Indy, I've never claimed to be an aTm fan. I'm a Cougar High fan first and a Longhorn fan second. I dig the 'horns 'cus my dad attended UT. As for the latest rankings, I knew the humans would fuck it up. The USA Today poll must be smoking some serious crack by dropping Texas all the way down to 7 af...

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This is where computers and humans can't figure it out. Florida and OU will probably be ranked ahead of UT this week, but OU lost to #5 UT at a neutral site and Florida lost to unranked Ole Miss at home. UT loses to #7 Tech on the road on the last play of the game, but they will probably fall to #5....

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Tech receivers went Ike Turner on Curtis Brown all fucking night. Some dropped passes by Texas receivers and that pick Colt threw proved to be very costly as well. Tech played their asses off in the first half and were the better team tonight overall. Rack them for their effort and being a legit BCS...

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I'm getting a chuckle out of the handful dumbfucks (Sup JSC and Wags) that don't have the slightest clue of what they are jabbering about. Gald to see Wags calling out someone on falty logic when he started the thread off by comparing Tech's struggle with Nebraska to their dominance over Texas thus ...

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I guess that win against Va Tech in the Orange Bowl was a fluke too, huh? Fuck off and die, faggot.

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Rack the fuck out of the Gritty Lions. That defense stepped up when they had to. Pryor definitely played like a freshman down the stretch. On the play where he threw the interceptions, I think he could've ran for 20 yards. I could be wrong, but that right side of the field looked wide open for him t...

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Yeah, McCoy made two bonehead plays that would have put the game out of reach, but luckily, the defense stepped up when they had to and bailed his ass out. I thought Ok State used the right approach by blitzing from all directions. It definitely took the big play away. I was a little surprised Davis...

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Wow, OSU had a momentum changing turnover, but Sexton fucked it up by shoving McCoy up around the helmet. What a fucking moron.

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BSmack wrote:I just ate at Red Lobster.

What does Miss C have to do with this?

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He is and always will be my favorite basketball player.

As a businessman and coach??? meh.

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Since this thread is really about rants and not the glory days of childhood yesteryears, I though I might share this with the class... The last two weeks of my life were the most intense and stressful stretch of days I have ever endured. As most of you know or are aware, I am currently enrolled in 1...

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Makes you wonder if Wolfie was designated as the guy who had to climb the ladder and retrieve the ball when a basket was made.

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One thing that seems to be conveniently skipped over whilst discussing the fagification of today's youth are the parents. These kids are the spawn of your generation, dude. If the parents weren't such gaping pussbags, the kids likely wouldn't be. Oh yeah, no doubt. My generation was coddled more th...

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The AFC is a mystery to me. Up is down, down is up, left is ri.....you get the picture.

If the Texans beat the Bugles thise week, then they are in the thick of things. I just know that J-ville and Indy game are going to come back and bite us in the ass.

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I guess I fit in the spineless group because I didn't vote for anyone in 2000 or 2004.

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Present. I'm not a fan of either candidate. There are a couple of things I like about Obama and a couple of things I like about McCain, but overall, I can't stand either one of them. The only man I think who was a legit candidate and could solve our financial crisis and foreign affairs was Ron Paul....

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....while we played with knives and hatchets and experimented with various incendiary devices. Those were the old days. As a child of the 80's, our vandalistic endeavors usually resulted in self-inflicted wounds with bottle rockets, fresh pine cones, and firing rocks and eggs straight up into the b...

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The only difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her gash is that only some of the things that come out her gash are retarded.

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