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General Peters wrote: ↑Thu Mar 21, 2024 1:05 pm RIP

Christmas With the Korpses

How bout dem Hoos on Tuesday, Generally Stupid?

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88BuckeyeGrad wrote: ↑Thu Mar 21, 2024 12:25 pm

Loser who pays to heckle artists checks in

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True story. I went to watch Mike Tyson/Razor Ruddock at the Convention Centre, it was a big deal Ruddock being a local boy. John Cougar was playing a stadium show down the road and both got out at the same time. The fight fans were irate, Ruddock got robbed and poured out of the venue in a fury onl...

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Haha, I guess he's got a record of melting down on stage because hecklers get to him. This isn't the first time he's done this. And who the fuck are these assholes who are heckling artists? I cannot think of anything lamer than people paying money to see a show and talking shit to the performers. Wh...

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smackaholic wrote: ↑Sun Mar 17, 2024 12:35 pm Trump says a lot of dumb shit.

Your type of guy

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Carson wrote: ↑Sat Mar 16, 2024 3:06 pm I have no fucking idea what screwy is fantasizing about.

I could claim I'm in his dome, but nobody wants to swim laps in gargled cum.

...except maybe Flamo in Seattle.

Eat my shit

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Why don't you ask Carson about his experience with sex dolls? And here I was thinking that it was the parents responsibility to monitor what their kids do on the internet and on their phones. Apparently it is the government's responsibility to parent the children in these states. So much for those &...

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Carson wrote: ↑Fri Mar 15, 2024 6:17 pm In other news: global life expectancy increases by two years.

Bad new for democracy

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Mikey wrote: ↑Fri Mar 15, 2024 5:29 pm FUCK. First they raise the prices of their combo meals to something like $30, and now this. I'm going to starve to death.

#Bidenomics

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kcdave wrote: ↑Fri Mar 15, 2024 9:29 am You wouldn't know a joke if it was on
the tip of the dildo you have rammed in
your ass every night.

Predictable. Looking forward to your newest George Floyd meme tomorrow.

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In practice, I tried to train myself well to have the same ball toss on my serve every time. Doing that can help you a lot with serving into the sun, because if you are confident in the location of your ball toss, you can actually squint pretty hard, or nearly close your eyes after you've tossed th...

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Sinner should (on paper) advance to the semis, but I was pretty impressed with what I saw of Lehecka. That might be a battle. No battle. Sinner was in top form. Cruised 6-3, 6-3. Hey what's your strategy to deal with the sun when you have one of those matches where the sun is right in your face? Ha...

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Carson wrote: ↑Thu Mar 14, 2024 5:05 pm You have to have a functional brain to enjoy crossword puzzles.

Stick to hyperventilating over board humor.

They're not crossword puzzles. Stick to whatever you do, Roman Polanski.

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HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Wed Mar 13, 2024 4:06 pm Zero percent chance anyone will notice.

I'm not a fan of the puzzle gag on NPR Sunday mornings but obviously I'm the outlier here. People would miss him.

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Carson wrote: ↑Thu Mar 14, 2024 2:36 pm You're a menstrual cramp.

I don't know if it's just me but racism, faggotry and stroke jokes aren't funny. But you be you, Cardouche. Keep scraping the bottom of the hilarity barrel.

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Great photos, Mikey.

Good photos, Seer. Amazing what you can accomplish when you commit yourself to productive activity instead of shilling for fascism.

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Strokes are funny!

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Carson wrote: ↑Sun Mar 10, 2024 5:18 am I thought Irie gazed at cocks, not hens.

I laughed

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The GQP strategy is that if you scream long enough and stomp your feet hard enough about "voter fraud," people will eventually get tired of your antics and give you what you want. Like five year olds. Conservatives are warning about noncitizens voting. It's a myth with a long history https...

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smackaholic wrote: ↑Wed Mar 13, 2024 12:23 pm So your message to a rather substantial chunk of the country who don’t trust the system
Is too bad, go fukk yourselves?

Correct

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At least HPG will be OK. He lives in BFE Wyoming.

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Mikey wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2024 4:58 pm I've been tempted to jump into this discussion, but it's hardly worth the time. Your argument is 100% based on counterfactuals and strawmen. As an attorney, I would have thought that you were better than this.

He's not. Conservative authoritarianism addles brains.

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Ken wrote: ↑Sat Mar 09, 2024 11:31 pm Did NOTHING other than aim a bb-gun at a few dogs being walked.

Dude...

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d-townmike wrote: ↑Sat Mar 09, 2024 9:44 pm Our church

Of course. Both racist and God and G0d fearing!

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88BuckeyeGrad wrote: ↑Sat Mar 09, 2024 4:49 am Incredible rebuttal. Point by point, spot on.

This is why guys like you, with chins glistening with your master’s essence, are so well regarded.

I put more effort into my dumps than explaining myself to fascists like yourself.

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For your statement to be true, a president is not permitted to question the legitimacy of our election system. For your statement to be true, a president is not permitted to encourage people to assemble and attempt to petition the Government to redress their grievances. Hate the Constitution much? ...

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Class? Isn't this what we heard last go around from the Trumpers here when the orange slob got boat raced by the largest popular vote in Presidential history? Most ran themselves from the board in embarrassment and have never shown back up. Some will pop in for a quick hit and run. For the most par...

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HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Fri Mar 08, 2024 5:01 pm He secured that gig with this adderall-fueled speech.

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Mikey wrote: ↑Fri Mar 08, 2024 4:26 pm I’ll have to say, though. She’s only the second dumbest Senator from Bammy.

Low bar

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Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Fri Mar 08, 2024 3:31 pm Wouldn’t predominately be the way to handle that line?

As in “…a predominantly black population…”

Yes. You're smarter than Douchetown Mike.

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That is a shitty situation which undermines trust and leads to shitshow like the Jan 6 “insurrection”. That's fucking nonsense. What undermines trust and leads to the show like the Jan 6 insurrection (don't kid yourself, it was a violent assault on the seat of our government) is when the president ...

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Ken wrote: ↑Fri Mar 08, 2024 12:44 am Dominantly, you fucking 2nd coming of Kierland.

Majority is the proper terminology. Butchered any dogs lately?

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d-townmike wrote: ↑Thu Mar 07, 2024 8:58 pm The common denominator with the above chart? A dominate black population with all those cities

Dominant, you fucking racist mongoloid.

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Softball Bat wrote: ↑Thu Mar 07, 2024 10:50 pm It's about time for a *new* tennis thread.

Great idea!

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FiatLux wrote: ↑Thu Mar 07, 2024 7:23 pm How many of you Trumpers are going to visit him in the slammer?

Only visit?

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Mikey wrote: ↑Wed Mar 06, 2024 10:27 pm You've probably never lived next door to a dog that comes up to the fence and starts barking every time you walk out your front door or try to do some work in the yard.

True, I have not.

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By 'sick', do you mean, 'Dude, that was totally sick!' or 'Hey man, you feeling ok? You look pale.'? Sick in the head. What kind of sick fuck wants dogs murdered by gators? I get not jiving with America's new "I can bring my dog anywhere" attitude to dog rearing, but wanting gators to eat...

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Ken wrote: ↑Wed Mar 06, 2024 9:41 pm Good. I hope they attack and death spiral every neighborhood dog into the adjacent pond.

You are sick

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It is a complete waste of time. Want to reduce crime and increase safety on the NYC subway? Increase police staffing and tell them to walk around on trains and in stations. NOT stand around checking bags and wasting time.

Stop spamming the board already, too. Asshole.

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smackaholic wrote: ↑Wed Mar 06, 2024 6:20 pm Pop, do you think mass mail voting is a good idea?

Put aside your insane hatred for TBOM for a moment and think about it.

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Why isn't Dump crowing about Super Tuesday ballot security? Lemme guess...

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