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by Screw_Michigan
Fri Apr 12, 2024 12:51 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: You guys ever get gussied up?
Replies: 40
Views: 953

Re: You guys ever get gussied up?

Left Seater wrote: Thu Apr 11, 2024 11:53 pm Image
:shock: :shock: :shock:

How could any self-respecting man dress like this (obviously not the guy on the left)? But your seersucker suit rules, I have one with smaller stripes. I'm happy every summer when it fits.
by Screw_Michigan
Fri Apr 12, 2024 12:47 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If the coffin don’t fit…
Replies: 41
Views: 804

Re: If the coffin don’t fit…

Rootbeer wrote: Fri Apr 12, 2024 12:43 am We're all tuning in to Jeem Rome tomorrow, right?
Haha, when I heard OJ died, I immediately thought of Rome. OJ was a huge part of his schtick.

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by Screw_Michigan
Thu Apr 11, 2024 6:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If the coffin don’t fit…
Replies: 41
Views: 804

Re: If the coffin don’t fit…

https://abcnews.go.com/amp/US/oj-simpson-former-football-star-acquitted-murder-dies/story?id=16354000 https://www.usatoday.com/gcdn/-mm-/58efa847af3ea4b579203c720780d79f9ba96c0e/c=0-0-1698-960/local/-/media/USATODAY/USATODAY/2014/06/09/1402354794000-SIMPSON.jpg?width=1170&height=661&fit=cro...
by Screw_Michigan
Thu Apr 11, 2024 12:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How do you hold your phone?
Replies: 11
Views: 324

Re: How do you hold your phone?

Biggie wrote: Tue Apr 09, 2024 5:11 pm
kcdork wrote:Image
Beat me to it
by Screw_Michigan
Thu Apr 11, 2024 12:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 637
Views: 251195

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

Sudden Sam wrote: Wed Apr 10, 2024 11:35 pm Good to know the Fed is woke.

https://twitter.com/jamesokeefeiii/stat ... 13802?s=46
James O'Queef :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
by Screw_Michigan
Wed Apr 10, 2024 10:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Screwy’s Car-Free Soulmates
Replies: 21
Views: 497

Re: Screwy’s Car-Free Soulmates

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2024/apr/10/what-sets-me-apart-in-the-us-im-car-free-by-choice?CMP=GTUS_email My wife and I tick a lot of “minority” boxes: we’re a same-sex Jewish-Palestinian couple with an ethnically ambiguous child. But you know what really makes us stand out? You know ...
by Screw_Michigan
Sat Apr 06, 2024 12:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 4-6-24
Replies: 5
Views: 213

Re: Weekend Roll Call 4-6-24

You're my bitch, Dave. Never forget it.
by Screw_Michigan
Fri Apr 05, 2024 9:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I See Your Juiced Up Badge Monkeys...
Replies: 1
Views: 142

Re: I See Your Juiced Up Badge Monkeys...

and raise you these dumbfucks: https://www.ekathimerini.com/news/1235511/five-police-officers-suspended-following-femicide-outside-police-station/ A released phone call disclosed police refusal to escort the woman home before her murder. “Lady, police cars are not taxis,” the officer stated before ...
by Screw_Michigan
Fri Apr 05, 2024 12:52 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3274
Views: 686825

Re: Doom

L45B wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2024 12:37 am :lol: You must be reminiscing about the pre 1950s
I just knew it would get your attention. :oops:
by Screw_Michigan
Fri Apr 05, 2024 12:18 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 637
Views: 251195

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

Yeah she has been doing some fight training for sure. And smart enough too to know how to hurt him but not cripple and maim his ass. I wonder if Kierland could kick her ass. A video that auto-played afterward showed a dude knocking out another dude with a punch and then stomping him once in the fac...
by Screw_Michigan
Fri Apr 05, 2024 12:15 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3274
Views: 686825

Re: Doom

A D incumbent is up for re-election. Time to whip up some good ol' national debt hysteria. A tale as old as time, as old as UM beating OSU in football.
by Screw_Michigan
Thu Apr 04, 2024 11:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 637
Views: 251195

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Wed Apr 03, 2024 6:52 pm File this under, Not To Be Messed With
She had done that before. The kick to the ribs afterward was great, too.
by Screw_Michigan
Wed Apr 03, 2024 4:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 637
Views: 251195

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

You know it's AI bullshit (beyond the six digits) because Dump has never genuflected in prayer in any church EVER, except for a Russian orthodox church in Moscow when praying for money from Daddy Vlad.
by Screw_Michigan
Wed Apr 03, 2024 3:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 511
Views: 727060

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

Sudden Sam wrote: Wed Apr 03, 2024 2:51 pm Israel had to know they’d be roundly condemned for hitting those food trucks. WTF were they thinking?!
They don't give a flying fuck. Like the west will stop providing arms to them over a few dead humanitarians.
by Screw_Michigan
Wed Apr 03, 2024 3:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: No Voting Fraud?
Replies: 26
Views: 747

Re: No Voting Fraud?

Gee. Color me shocked when Screw_Murica is awkwardly silent in the face of actual evidence in the form of a court filing. I guess he'll wait for Rachel Maddow to break the news? Yes, like most sane Americans, I'm waiting for a real legitimate news source to report this news. Not Q-Anon affiliated m...
by Screw_Michigan
Tue Apr 02, 2024 10:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 511
Views: 727060

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

FiatLux wrote: Tue Apr 02, 2024 7:15 pm Are you retarded?

A stroke, maybe?
Why is ubb like a foreign language to Seer? How long have you bee posting here, Seer?

Dump: "I love the poorly educated!"
by Screw_Michigan
Tue Apr 02, 2024 10:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: No Voting Fraud?
Replies: 26
Views: 747

Re: No Voting Fraud?

"United Liberty?"

"Citizens for Renewing America?"

Those are your sources? Lol, c'mon Sam. You gotta be better than that. Why not post some Reddit threads?
by Screw_Michigan
Tue Apr 02, 2024 10:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: neck tattoo
Replies: 21
Views: 652

Re: neck tattoo

What tattoo? Social media, specifically Instagram, just blows my mind. This "guy" has an account called "Street Food Journey," which ostensibly is about street food. It's barely about street food, it's about the same 10 Asian chicks, I think Thai, making food with their giant bo...
by Screw_Michigan
Tue Apr 02, 2024 12:52 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: neck tattoo
Replies: 21
Views: 652

Re: neck tattoo

When I see someone with a neck tattoo, I know that person has given up on life. I usually try to go to another room to get away from such an individual. In an odd way, I am thankful these quitters decorate themselves this way. The societal misfits and dregs openly identify themselves, and we did no...
by Screw_Michigan
Sun Mar 31, 2024 2:37 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: No Voting Fraud?
Replies: 26
Views: 747

Re: No Voting Fraud?

mvscal wrote: Sun Mar 31, 2024 12:39 am Fuck off, racist!
Great take, aside from the fact it's your fucking ilk committing all the voter fraud. Anything else, asswipe?
by Screw_Michigan
Fri Mar 29, 2024 4:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: At least WE'RE safe
Replies: 8
Views: 349

Re: At least WE'RE safe

While the awesome spectacle of the bridge collapse traumatized the country, it also brought to mind the fantastic flow of ten-thousand illegal border crossings a day, stage-managed by the “Joe Biden” Homeland Security team. Did you kind of wonder how many in that 10K-a-day flow might be the same sp...
by Screw_Michigan
Fri Mar 29, 2024 4:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: No Voting Fraud?
Replies: 26
Views: 747

Re: No Voting Fraud?

88BuckeyeGrad wrote: Fri Mar 29, 2024 3:53 pm It will take another 9 or so elections to determine. Stay tuned.
Why nine? The call is coming from inside the room.
by Screw_Michigan
Fri Mar 29, 2024 4:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Tide!
Replies: 15
Views: 404

Re: Tide!

Sudden Sam wrote: Fri Mar 29, 2024 3:08 pm Last year disgusted a ton of Alabama fans. Criminal behavior should not be rewarded.
It was mostly tongue in cheek. Happy for Bama bball fans. Nate Oats is from metro Detroit.
by Screw_Michigan
Fri Mar 29, 2024 2:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Tide!
Replies: 15
Views: 404

Re: Tide!

L45B wrote: Fri Mar 29, 2024 2:25 pm Will Saban come out of retirement to coach against Dabo??
I went to the Wednesday at the ACC tournament in (where else?) and watched Clemson look absolutely awful against a crappy BC team. Clemson has won three straight games since then. They should probably fly me their game against Bama.
by Screw_Michigan
Fri Mar 29, 2024 1:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Tide!
Replies: 15
Views: 404

Re: Tide!

No innocent victims were shot in the commissioning of this monumental Alabama men's basketball tournament victory. Congratulations.
by Screw_Michigan
Fri Mar 29, 2024 1:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Guardian Wells
Replies: 33
Views: 1031

Re: Guardian Wells

Wow, good analysis. Thanks!
by Screw_Michigan
Fri Mar 29, 2024 12:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: No Voting Fraud?
Replies: 26
Views: 747

Re: No Voting Fraud?

Hmm. Seems like GQPers are the problem here. Perhaps you clowns taking a good long look in the mirror will help solve this "problem>."
by Screw_Michigan
Fri Mar 29, 2024 12:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Joe Lieberated
Replies: 20
Views: 407

Re: Joe Lieberated

L45B wrote: Thu Mar 28, 2024 12:59 am Babality
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This was an incredible trip down memory lane

by Screw_Michigan
Fri Mar 29, 2024 12:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Guardian Wells
Replies: 33
Views: 1031

Re: Guardian Wells

Much like Dimitrov, I like to punish opposing players' weak second serves. I also do that by creeping up on the service line and depositing the return for a point. What about being close to the service line gives the returning player such an advantage on the point? Does the ball bounce into the stri...
by Screw_Michigan
Thu Mar 28, 2024 2:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: "I Wish I Would Have Had An Interpreter"
Replies: 35
Views: 831

Re: "I Wish I Would Have Had An Interpreter"

I haven’t watched the video but either this guy is lying or Japan has much different privacy laws than the US. A US bank would NEVER be able to give out that kind of information to the press. And, just surmising here, but if it was a Japanese bank, wouldn’t it have been yen and not $$? Well, to you...
by Screw_Michigan
Thu Mar 28, 2024 2:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Eagle Has Landed!
Replies: 40
Views: 1372

Re: The Eagle Has Landed!

Mikey wrote: Thu Mar 28, 2024 1:54 pm If you mistakenly stare straight into the eclipse and injure your eyes you can fix it with some ivermectin. Or maybe a little Clorox.
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by Screw_Michigan
Thu Mar 28, 2024 11:49 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Eagle Has Landed!
Replies: 40
Views: 1372

Re: The Eagle Has Landed!

Softball Bat wrote: Thu Mar 28, 2024 1:51 am Many of you are probably aware that there will be a solar eclipse on April 8th
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by Screw_Michigan
Thu Mar 28, 2024 12:49 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Joe Lieberated
Replies: 20
Views: 407

Re: Joe Lieberated

Joe Lieberman was such a spineless piece of shit, he was behind the video game moral panic of the mid 1990s. Attacking amazing video games like Mortal Kombat, one of the best video game franchises of all time. All "in the name of the children!" What a douchebag. https://en.wikipedia.org/wi...
by Screw_Michigan
Thu Mar 28, 2024 12:44 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Joe Lieberated
Replies: 20
Views: 407

Re: Joe Lieberated

RIP. One of the last decent democrats. Only Senator I ever voted for who won. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk I guess if sucking health care lobbyist dick = decent. Wasn't his wife a health care lobbyist? Seems like you'd hate that type of shady Washington insider trading shit. I guess not. Go f...
by Screw_Michigan
Thu Mar 28, 2024 12:19 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Joe Lieberated
Replies: 20
Views: 407

Re: Joe Lieberated

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Wed Mar 27, 2024 11:01 pm Joe Lieberated
I laughed
by Screw_Michigan
Wed Mar 27, 2024 3:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: "I Wish I Would Have Had An Interpreter"
Replies: 35
Views: 831

Re: "I Wish I Would Have Had An Interpreter"

Over $4 million wired, from his personal account, in nine transactions to a known bookmaker. And we are now supposed to believe he never knew about it? :shock: :shock: Give me a fucking break. First he says he was just helping out his friend. Then he changes his story to say he knew nothing about i...
by Screw_Michigan
Wed Mar 27, 2024 11:17 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: "I Wish I Would Have Had An Interpreter"
Replies: 35
Views: 831

Re: "I Wish I Would Have Had An Interpreter"

Now they will bend over backwards to avoid doing this to their new golden boy. That's because Bart Giamatti wasn't a public equity douchebag like Rob Manfred. He actually gave a shit about the integrity of the game and prioritized ethics over money. Unlike Manfred who clearly will prioritize the bi...
by Screw_Michigan
Wed Mar 27, 2024 11:13 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: "I Wish I Would Have Had An Interpreter"
Replies: 35
Views: 831

Re: "I Wish I Would Have Had An Interpreter"

88BuckeyeGrad wrote: Wed Mar 27, 2024 3:15 am Pete Rose knowingly broke the rules and lied when he got caught. He is a sad pathetic douche
Hey, something we agree on