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by Screw_Michigan
Tue Oct 04, 2011 2:52 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What kind of monster would do this to their child?
Replies: 54
Views: 2701

Re: What kind of monster would do this to their child?

Now that was just unnecessary.
by Screw_Michigan
Tue Oct 04, 2011 2:26 am
Forum: Bitter_Pittsburgher music forum
Topic: Greatest movie soundtrack ever created
Replies: 40
Views: 933

Re: Greatest movie soundtrack ever created

Yeah Jim, but that soundtrack isn't as fukkin legendary as the Singles soundtrack, which was all mostly b-side material. I guess that's the difference between the bad ass District and you pansy waist-APs located up 95.

BTW, when is the last time the Iggles won the Super Bowl?
by Screw_Michigan
Tue Oct 04, 2011 1:56 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: ALDS: Yankees vs. Tigers
Replies: 203
Views: 4829

Re: ALDS: Yankees vs. Tigers

The FAT fucking RETARD is gassed, Yanks are gonna end up in the bullpen early.
by Screw_Michigan
Tue Oct 04, 2011 1:55 am
Forum: Tech and Games Forum
Topic: Battlefield 3 Beta available now on 360
Replies: 31
Views: 2219

Re: Battlefield 3 Beta available now on 360

Truly the black hole of idiocy.
by Screw_Michigan
Tue Oct 04, 2011 1:32 am
Forum: Tech and Games Forum
Topic: Battlefield 3 Beta available now on 360
Replies: 31
Views: 2219

Re: Battlefield 3 Beta available now on 360

Adelpiero wrote:Wait till Mw3, i will follow you to lobbies and rape you, game after game,
:shock:

How did this place get so mean?
by Screw_Michigan
Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Only up to 20,000 missing heat seeking missles
Replies: 6
Views: 295

Re: Only up to 20,000 missing heat seeking missles

Go Terri Schiavo yourself while you're at it.
by Screw_Michigan
Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Only up to 20,000 missing heat seeking missles
Replies: 6
Views: 295

Re: Only up to 20,000 missing heat seeking missles

What could go right would be a couple of those bad motherfuckers hitting paydirt in Southern California, especially the outhouse you are posting from.

Fuck off, already.
by Screw_Michigan
Mon Oct 03, 2011 3:32 pm
Forum: Bitter_Pittsburgher music forum
Topic: Foreigner/Journey concert review
Replies: 20
Views: 429

Re: Foreigner/Journey concert review

Golden Country was a pretty good tune.
by Screw_Michigan
Sun Oct 02, 2011 4:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What kind of monster would do this to their child?
Replies: 54
Views: 2701

Re: What kind of monster would do this to their child?

Carson wrote:You mean ties have to be DRY CLEANED???

Golly, I never knew that. :meds:
Stop being such an uncultured putz dribbling all over your ties.
by Screw_Michigan
Sun Oct 02, 2011 4:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What kind of monster would do this to their child?
Replies: 54
Views: 2701

Re: What kind of monster would do this to their child?

Carson wrote:You're confused because there's no instructions for washing ties at the coin-op.
Oh no, there's no confusion. You don't wash ties, idiot. Anything else?
by Screw_Michigan
Sun Oct 02, 2011 3:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What kind of monster would do this to their child?
Replies: 54
Views: 2701

Re: What kind of monster would do this to their child?

Carson wrote:Way to go, Butch.

Gotta wear a tie so everybody knows who's who.

...errr what's what.
S/he did it for you, since you're all confused and all.
by Screw_Michigan
Sun Oct 02, 2011 1:51 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: NE - WIsky in Game
Replies: 15
Views: 451

Re: NE - WIsky in Game

Good call, idiot.
by Screw_Michigan
Sat Oct 01, 2011 7:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ale Asylum - Satisfaction Jacksin Double IPA Review
Replies: 28
Views: 1195

Re: Ale Asylum - Satisfaction Jacksin Double IPA Review

Rack the review, I_F. I have to agree, you don't drink good beers at as cold a temp as possible, but rack the effort.
by Screw_Michigan
Sat Oct 01, 2011 3:54 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: I'm back
Replies: 24
Views: 2442

Re: I'm back

Who is Waz again?
by Screw_Michigan
Fri Sep 30, 2011 6:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Louie
Replies: 13
Views: 894

Re: Louie

You DO remember what happens after Batts says that, right, idiot? That's right, he gets stomped to death.

Better be a quick learner, before you succumb to the same fate.
by Screw_Michigan
Fri Sep 30, 2011 5:58 pm
Forum: CFB and CBB Pick'Em
Topic: CFB Pickem - Week 5 Lines
Replies: 37
Views: 4312

Re: CFB Pickem - Week 5 Lines

Game 1 - WIS (40)
Game 5 - CLE
Game 6 - COL
Game 9 - KSU
Game 12 - WMU
Game 14 - SYR
Game 18 - MIC
Game 26 - NIL
Game 30 - TOL
Game 38 - ALA
by Screw_Michigan
Fri Sep 30, 2011 5:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Louie
Replies: 13
Views: 894

Re: Louie

Killian wrote:
Yeah, Louis CK's comedy is considered very "low brow".
I know it's not, I just couldn't come up with a better synonym for that FAT fucking TARD Kaley to understand.
by Screw_Michigan
Fri Sep 30, 2011 4:17 pm
Forum: Bitter_Pittsburgher music forum
Topic: Foreigner/Journey concert review
Replies: 20
Views: 429

Re: Foreigner/Journey concert review

Sudden Sam wrote:Was Michaele Salahi riding Schon's axe?
Bwaha, was just gonna ask that myself. Too bad a stage malfunction during a windstorm couldn't take her out.
by Screw_Michigan
Fri Sep 30, 2011 2:47 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Call your shot for the Division Series
Replies: 18
Views: 1197

Re: Call your shot for the Division Series

Kansas City Kid wrote: TEX - NYY ALCS

AZ - PHA NLCS
Yes, we figured it out. Didn't need your dumbass to explain it to us.
by Screw_Michigan
Fri Sep 30, 2011 12:47 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Okay Screwey, you've had this coming! COME GET A PIECE...
Replies: 1
Views: 227

Re: Okay Screwey, you've had this coming! COME GET A PIECE..

WORD!

Do you guys do anything different for Canadian Thanksgiving? Like smoke fat BC bud blunts before dinner? Listen to some Arcade Fire?
by Screw_Michigan
Fri Sep 30, 2011 12:41 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Radio ON!
Replies: 23
Views: 600

Re: Radio ON!

Spinning some tunes, gonna play a Tom Leykis segment eventually. Stop on in. Or don't, I don't give a fuck.
by Screw_Michigan
Fri Sep 30, 2011 12:39 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Go Coogs' Show Wednesday 9/14/2011 - 7:30PM CDT
Replies: 30
Views: 1623

Re: Go Coogs' Show Wednesday 9/14/2011 - 7:30PM CDT

PSUFAN wrote:Led Zep and Pink Floyd are the worst godawful shitsucking rimslurping cacophonous bands probably ever.
:lol:

While I don't agree, I can get down with some Animals or Wish You Were Here.
by Screw_Michigan
Thu Sep 29, 2011 8:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hey Spray, stop by and let's get things hashed out
Replies: 7
Views: 324

Hey Spray, stop by and let's get things hashed out

Pal, I know it's been a real difficult week for you, what with getting your ass kicked up and down not just the NFL forum, but the BTPCFB forum as well over the ESPN/Big East bias thing. You've trotted out the same ol' song and dance, just like you used to. And then we catch word that you're not onl...
by Screw_Michigan
Thu Sep 29, 2011 8:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Israel must annex West Bank settlements...
Replies: 27
Views: 781

Re: Israel must annex West Bank settlements...

It never ceases to amaze me how you think anyone wants to read your Hallmark, creative writing class nonsense. Now, go get get that golf club with the old t-shirt tied to the end of it and give that vegetable you call a "2nd" wife a sponge bath, you fucking waste of enzymes. Fuck off, idi...
by Screw_Michigan
Thu Sep 29, 2011 8:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Louie
Replies: 13
Views: 894

Re: Louie

So low brow even a Tard's Tard like Kaley can find it funny.
by Screw_Michigan
Thu Sep 29, 2011 6:59 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Lions vs. Vikings
Replies: 122
Views: 1774

Re: Lions vs. Vikings

I agree.
by Screw_Michigan
Thu Sep 29, 2011 6:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: WTF?
Replies: 41
Views: 1451

Re: WTF?

Gobbles was channeling his inner KC Scrote. Or he's just an outright fag. Either way, he needs a life to live.
by Screw_Michigan
Thu Sep 29, 2011 5:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Go Coogs' Show Wednesday 9/14/2011 - 7:30PM CDT
Replies: 30
Views: 1623

Re: Go Coogs' Show Wednesday 9/14/2011 - 7:30PM CDT

Goober McTuber wrote:Fag7
Worst, most tedious bbs ever created.
by Screw_Michigan
Thu Sep 29, 2011 3:29 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Catching Hell - The Steve Bartman Story
Replies: 25
Views: 1041

Re: Catching Hell - The Steve Bartman Story

"Faking emotional connections?" :?

Try again.
by Screw_Michigan
Thu Sep 29, 2011 2:56 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Catching Hell - The Steve Bartman Story
Replies: 25
Views: 1041

Re: Catching Hell - The Steve Bartman Story

I assimilate into my local community, unlike tards of your ilk who have lived in Washington for 40 years but still root for the Detroit teams. Go fucking back to Detroit.
by Screw_Michigan
Thu Sep 29, 2011 2:27 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Catching Hell - The Steve Bartman Story
Replies: 25
Views: 1041

Re: Catching Hell - The Steve Bartman Story

how brainwashed most fans are in general. most people don't just up and move so they can find a new team to root for, you know. stop projecting, loser. Yeah, pro sports fandom is all about heart. If a mob of Tigers fans cut off your penis, you'd still remain a Tiger fan, because it's deep down in t...
by Screw_Michigan
Thu Sep 29, 2011 2:25 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Catching Hell - The Steve Bartman Story
Replies: 25
Views: 1041

Re: Catching Hell - The Steve Bartman Story

[It was him and Armis Rameriez. Latin ballplayers have almost no heart. They're playing here for the paycheck and don't give a fuck about the World Series. Now that you mention it, I do remember that part. It was when he was at the stadium in the DR talking about that night. Guy pisses on his hands...
by Screw_Michigan
Thu Sep 29, 2011 2:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I got busted in the G-store tonight
Replies: 14
Views: 1243

Re: I got busted in the G-store tonight

Ha, got it. Thanks. Now fuck off.
by Screw_Michigan
Thu Sep 29, 2011 1:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I got busted in the G-store tonight
Replies: 14
Views: 1243

Re: I got busted in the G-store tonight

Goober McTuber wrote:Story of your fucking life, Corky.
Well why don't you fill me in then, gramps?
by Screw_Michigan
Thu Sep 29, 2011 1:42 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: All tied up at the top of the AL East
Replies: 82
Views: 2821

Re: All tied up at the top of the AL East

smackaholic wrote:and what's with wrong color team jerseys? is the green an irish thing?
Yes. Lots of teams do the green jersey but Blow Sux fans seem to take special pride in them. Faggots, the lot of them.
by Screw_Michigan
Thu Sep 29, 2011 1:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I got busted in the G-store tonight
Replies: 14
Views: 1243

Re: I got busted in the G-store tonight

88 wrote:this dumpy chick in sweat pants says to me, "You might as well slow down, Mom isn't leaving without me."
Why would a total stranger say "Mom isn't leaving without me" to you? Unless I'm missing something.
by Screw_Michigan
Thu Sep 29, 2011 12:31 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: All tied up at the top of the AL East
Replies: 82
Views: 2821

Re: All tied up at the top of the AL East

Shoalzie wrote:A wise (but sad) fanbase once said...there's always next year.

Image
Bwahah! Look at the tard with the Dodger hat.

Heard at the 2009 Blow Sux-Nationals exhibition game:

"LET'S GO RED SOX!"

"YOU'RE FROM FAIRFAX!"
by Screw_Michigan
Thu Sep 29, 2011 3:47 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Today's Video Selection
Replies: 31
Views: 2030

Re: Today's Video Selection

Roach wrote:LTS TARD, is he jewish, your thoughts?
He was run, moron.
by Screw_Michigan
Thu Sep 29, 2011 3:45 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: All tied up at the top of the AL East
Replies: 82
Views: 2821

Re: All tied up at the top of the AL East

I honestly can't believe the last time the last day of the regular season was so busy. Rack baseball.

And fuck M Cunt.