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by Smackie Chan
Wed Apr 19, 2006 2:49 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I'm the Decider
Replies: 46
Views: 2689

Much as I'd like to, I just can't pile on Shrubya for steppin' on his dick over the improper use of the word decider . In order for me to do that, I'd have to be convinced that he has an understanding of words and phrases like: computability theory abstract Turing machines halt I ain't buyin' it.
by Smackie Chan
Wed Apr 19, 2006 2:39 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Eddie Van Halen: Dead Man Walking
Replies: 109
Views: 5991

Some Damn Retard wrote:You'd be bitter too if you had to give old men sponge baths all day.
I wouldn't be bitter.

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by Smackie Chan
Mon Apr 17, 2006 9:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Eddie Van Halen: Dead Man Walking
Replies: 109
Views: 5991

Rich Fader wrote:I thought Dave was looking haggard these days...
I thought Merle was looking Haggard these days.

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P.S. RACK MtLR
by Smackie Chan
Wed Apr 12, 2006 12:26 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pile on Cicero Thread
Replies: 103
Views: 4259

I'm a tard b/c my smack isnt as fresh. This "take" exemplifies a much more significant problem from which you suffer. You see, you're just not what could be considered a "big picture" kinda guy. You tend to look at your tendencies individually, rather than as a whole. Sure, your...
by Smackie Chan
Tue Apr 11, 2006 11:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: now i feel sick: a message from Haiti
Replies: 63
Views: 4709

:lol: :lol:
by Smackie Chan
Tue Apr 11, 2006 11:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Joke
Replies: 4
Views: 625

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just h...
by Smackie Chan
Tue Apr 11, 2006 11:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Joke
Replies: 4
Views: 625

The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the time. The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem. The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look. The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him...
by Smackie Chan
Mon Apr 10, 2006 2:34 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Should women be beaten?
Replies: 30
Views: 1313

Rich Fader wrote:You know, deuce, ... there are some days when you get off truly epic, intelligent blasts.
Link?
by Smackie Chan
Sun Apr 09, 2006 12:54 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (Gore? Nudity?) OMIGOD!
Replies: 17
Views: 1425

Was Zyclone outta the country nine months ago?
by Smackie Chan
Sat Apr 08, 2006 8:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Whackjobs I work with...
Replies: 20
Views: 1285

RACK EM!
by Smackie Chan
Sat Apr 08, 2006 6:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: More pedophiles getting caught
Replies: 44
Views: 3497

Cicero wrote:If you you call what he has a sense of humor, then okaaaaaay.
Oh, that's rich. I know whenever I have a question about what constitutes humor, the leading authority to whom I always turn is TardRoyal25.
by Smackie Chan
Sat Apr 08, 2006 6:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: More pedophiles getting caught
Replies: 44
Views: 3497

Bizzarofelice wrote:
DMike316 wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:Clinton = Moderate

Bush = Liberal
Leon = Larger
d$ = rack
Yep.
by Smackie Chan
Sat Apr 08, 2006 6:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post of the week...
Replies: 57
Views: 2642

Spinach Genie wrote:PS - m2, I just have to know, what university offers a program of study in windchime sales? :wink:
Nor'eastern?
by Smackie Chan
Sat Apr 08, 2006 5:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Joke
Replies: 6
Views: 647

A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her...
by Smackie Chan
Sat Mar 25, 2006 12:37 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: __watch out JTR__
Replies: 26
Views: 1556

I thought you had to be able to bring the funnay to do stand-up. My bad, I guess.
by Smackie Chan
Sat Mar 25, 2006 12:28 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hispanic walk-out tomorrow
Replies: 59
Views: 2835

Gunslinger is old school. He's been here forever, and has contributed forever. He's been funny. He's been lame. He's been scary. He's been too cool for words. He's been informative. He's even been a dumbfuck sometimes. You -- or anyone else -- not agreeing with his takes does not in anyway equate t...
by Smackie Chan
Fri Mar 24, 2006 11:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Best Burger Joints in America...
Replies: 56
Views: 4305

Re: Best Burger Joints in America...

RadioFan wrote:Why the fuck can't they open a franchise here?
Because it's family-owned and not a franchise chain. They also include Bible citations on their cups & wrappers.
by Smackie Chan
Sat Mar 04, 2006 6:09 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Coyote - the white lines on the freeway
Replies: 29
Views: 2219

I was always partial to Big Yellow Taxi. But I was never a huge Joni fan. Guess I didn't get baked enough.
by Smackie Chan
Sat Jul 16, 2005 6:35 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: I picture you as these actors..
Replies: 68
Views: 9110

Nice work, ol' man! I'll go ahead and toss another RACK on the pile.
by Smackie Chan
Sat Jul 09, 2005 3:29 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Who fucked Russ from Sac-Town's girl???
Replies: 167
Views: 15321

Russ's wife fucks dudes from this message board and dude still posts here? And then dude spends his time and cash to put up a message board that the dudes that fucked his wife can post on? A better plan woulda been to start a private message board and invite only those posters who haven't slipped t...
by Smackie Chan
Thu Jun 30, 2005 9:50 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: What a load of HORSESHIT!
Replies: 247
Views: 23568

I'm pretty sure that those getting mocked would characterize it as mocking or being made fun of. I'm pretty sure you're kidding yourself if you believe it. Seems like everyone here "mischaracterizes" your posts, according to you. Isn't that self-evident? Apparently only to you. Most of my...
by Smackie Chan
Thu Jun 30, 2005 7:30 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: What a load of HORSESHIT!
Replies: 247
Views: 23568

Quick Question Smackie - Back on RTT, did Dinsdale threaten to post a bunch of my PM's that he said he had or not? I recall me saying "Go for it" and he backed down and you, Smackie, pointing out that I had scoreboard for calling his bluff. I have no recollection of ever claiming you had ...
by Smackie Chan
Thu Jun 30, 2005 7:10 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: What a load of HORSESHIT!
Replies: 247
Views: 23568

Smackyourselfintheface...mocking you people, making fun of you, and watching you fall over one another to respond to me does not constitute crying, bitching, sniveling, or otherwise. The only one who sees it as "mocking" or "making fun of" is, well ... you. What you do is not fu...
by Smackie Chan
Thu Jun 30, 2005 6:52 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: What a load of HORSESHIT!
Replies: 247
Views: 23568

Guess you just can't make everybody happy ... 1. T1B is launched with certain rules, including no spamming, not tarding (judged subjectively, of course), no "specialty" threads on Main Street (politics, music, sports, et al), and bans imposed on certain children with histories of message b...
by Smackie Chan
Thu Jun 30, 2005 5:15 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: What a load of HORSESHIT!
Replies: 247
Views: 23568

shutyomouth wrote:
Smackie Chan wrote:
Headhunter wrote:The funny thing is he got banned in the middle of DC handing him his ass.
Like that's a tough gig ... Cuda could prolly even handle that job, if he wasn't too busy giving reacharounds.

Hey - you're a liberal. SG apologized. Shouldn't he be forgiven?
Nah, just forgotten.
by Smackie Chan
Thu Jun 30, 2005 5:13 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: What a load of HORSESHIT!
Replies: 247
Views: 23568

Headhunter wrote:The funny thing is he got banned in the middle of DC handing him his ass.
Like that's a tough gig ... Cuda could prolly even handle that job, if he wasn't too busy giving reacharounds.
by Smackie Chan
Thu Jun 30, 2005 3:29 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: What a load of HORSESHIT!
Replies: 247
Views: 23568

Fandango wrote:SG was carrying this place.
Straight to the landfill.
by Smackie Chan
Thu Jun 30, 2005 3:24 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: What a load of HORSESHIT!
Replies: 247
Views: 23568

Re: What a load of HORSESHIT!

rozy wrote:reach down the front of your pants and see if you can grab hold of anything.
Sorry if I pulled your hair.

I don't see his offense as crossing the line, but I can't say that I'm unhappy he's out. The pointless spamming should be sufficient reason to at least send him to his room for a timeout.
by Smackie Chan
Tue Jun 28, 2005 1:31 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Most Disconcerting (A must read for any NFL fan of the 70s)
Replies: 59
Views: 5530

Don't get pissed SunCoastStupid, just join the pyramid scheme. He has more money than could be spent in about 10 life times. See ... it works! :headslap: http://images.chapters.indigo.ca/covers/books/082/1573920827_b.gif I'm guessing Deac (not to be confused with Deke) made a dollar or two from thi...
by Smackie Chan
Mon Jun 27, 2005 3:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bush's cock in your ass much? v 17
Replies: 74
Views: 6891

Not at all ... just pointing out that they've been moved. Who the fuck do you speak for? Me, of course. Good behavior and class from politicians?!? Sorry, but I stopped expecting that long ago. And you represent who? Yourself. Period. While you, on the other hand, speak for the "public." ...
by Smackie Chan
Mon Jun 27, 2005 3:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bush's cock in your ass much? v 17
Replies: 74
Views: 6891

Moving the goal posts a little, aren't you, Smackie?? Not at all ... just pointing out that they've been moved. Just because their behavior has spiraled downward does not mean that the public doesn't expect better behavior and some class. Good behavior and class from politicians?!? Sorry, but I sto...
by Smackie Chan
Mon Jun 27, 2005 2:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bush's cock in your ass much? v 17
Replies: 74
Views: 6891

A radio commentator versus elected members of Congress and a major party chair whose a leading a presidential candidate?? Not a huge disinction there? Not in the sense that both groups (media & politicians) engage in name-calling, posturing, finger-pointing, and other tactics designed to denigr...
by Smackie Chan
Mon Jun 27, 2005 2:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bush's cock in your ass much? v 17
Replies: 74
Views: 6891

mothster wrote:smackie----u transferr to dc?
Temporarily, with the possibility of it becoming permanent.
by Smackie Chan
Mon Jun 27, 2005 2:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bush's cock in your ass much? v 17
Replies: 74
Views: 6891

Smackie, you would agree that there is a huge difference between a talk radio host calling Hillary "Hitlery" and the DNC Chair calling Bush "evil" or Democratic leaders comparing Bush to Hitler, right? Probably not as huge as you might consider it; however, I was merely respondi...
by Smackie Chan
Mon Jun 27, 2005 1:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bush's cock in your ass much? v 17
Replies: 74
Views: 6891

The problem is that, today, the left's idea of reasonable is calling Bush "Hitler," "evil," and an "idiot" while they tell us that America is to blame for terrorism. Comparing Dubya to Hitler is little more than hyperbole, but allusions to Der Fuhrer is not limited to ...
by Smackie Chan
Wed Jun 22, 2005 10:40 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: What's more chickenshit than fucking with a man's automobile
Replies: 78
Views: 9124

Here you go, 'bro. Product lets SUVs look down, dirty Maybe your rugged sport utility vehicle never goes anywhere wilder than the mall, but you can look like a wilderness adventurer with Spray-On Mud. For owners who don't want it to look like they're driving an unnecessary gas-guzzler, a little spl...
by Smackie Chan
Thu May 26, 2005 6:30 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Cuda's Bruised Vagina (Cuda/EM deathmatch)
Replies: 84
Views: 7001

RACK EltonMonster!
by Smackie Chan
Thu May 26, 2005 4:53 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Pat Tillman
Replies: 194
Views: 18116

Smackie: You forgot the part about when the Pres is getting a blow job from a groupie it's worth $50 million to "get to the bottom of it." You know, all the "He LIED under oath" bullshit that makes the vein in Dr. Detroit's forehead start to pulsate. The whole Tillman thing remi...
by Smackie Chan
Thu May 26, 2005 4:42 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Pat Tillman
Replies: 194
Views: 18116

Just to make sure I'm clear about the lessons I should take away from reading this thread, let me summarize: 1) If the Republican-controlled Federal government lies to the American public, we can assume it's in our best interest for them to do so, since they know best, and we can't handle the truth....

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