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by mvscal
Wed Dec 06, 2023 3:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Morgan Freeman gives birth to twins
Replies: 13
Views: 15152

Re: Morgan Freeman gives birth to twins

Nice white flag.
by mvscal
Wed Dec 06, 2023 3:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: DoD 1, Tommy Tubberville/mvscunt 0 - Final
Replies: 7
Views: 6560

Re: DoD 1, Tommy Tubberville/mvscunt 0 - Final

I couldn't give a fuck less on way or another. I just explained to idiots like you how the process works.
by mvscal
Wed Dec 06, 2023 2:52 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: CFP Final Four
Replies: 54
Views: 90854

Re: CFP Final Four

Now I get to sit back and await what I firmly believe will be a resounding Tide win over the evil, despicable Harbaugh and his legion of over-rated minions. 😝 If Michigan whips Alabama, more power to them. To be perfectly honest, I think both teams are overrated. Very erratic offenses. I will take ...
by mvscal
Tue Dec 05, 2023 2:47 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Morgan Freeman gives birth to twins
Replies: 13
Views: 15152

Re: Morgan Freeman gives birth to twins

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Mon Dec 04, 2023 8:22 pm I accept your correction. Not very sandy. Mostly mud. I'm not 100% sure but it appears most of Uganda's sand was blown westward into your vagina.

Jungle rats suit you better, good buddy?
Jungle bunnies.
by mvscal
Tue Dec 05, 2023 2:43 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Newsom vs DeSatan
Replies: 13
Views: 12985

Re: Newsom vs DeSatan

Screw_Michigan wrote: Fri Dec 01, 2023 9:27 pm
Sven Golly wrote: Fri Dec 01, 2023 8:56 pm Newsome schooling DeSantis on the correct pronunciation of Harris's name? Ripping theater...
He's right to do it. DeSatan does it to curry favor with the racists, which is why you hate it. Good for Newsome to call him out on it.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

OK.
by mvscal
Mon Dec 04, 2023 12:46 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: CFP Final Four
Replies: 54
Views: 90854

Re: CFP Final Four

Careful what you wish for. Bama is not "obviously superior" to anyone in the top 8 neither is anyone else.

The BSHs won this round. Sad for FSU.
by mvscal
Mon Dec 04, 2023 12:16 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: CFP Final Four
Replies: 54
Views: 90854

Re: CFP Final Four

FSU was also down to its QB3 last night. QB2 would have been good to. There is absolutely no justification for Bama over FSU..
by mvscal
Sun Dec 03, 2023 8:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Morgan Freeman gives birth to twins
Replies: 13
Views: 15152

Re: Morgan Freeman gives birth to twins

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Sun Dec 03, 2023 5:14 pm Glad to hear they have fertility clinics in Uganda. I'd hate for those sand rats to run out of kids they can't feed.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
by mvscal
Sun Dec 03, 2023 7:54 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: CFP Final Four
Replies: 54
Views: 90854

Re: CFP Final Four

What exactly is the criteria to make the 4 team playoff? "Most deserving 4 teams is different than "best 4 teams." It should be most deserving and, to be honest, you can argue for FSU as a top 4 in quality as well. They beat a top 15 team with a true freshman QB with 4 snaps to his r...
by mvscal
Sun Dec 03, 2023 7:15 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: CFP Final Four
Replies: 54
Views: 90854

Re: CFP Final Four

FSU was straight up jobbed. No way a one loss P5 champ should advance over an undefeated one.

If records don't matter, why play the games? Committees can just do "eye ball tests" each week and let us know who "won."

Total bullshit.
by mvscal
Sun Dec 03, 2023 3:32 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: CFP Final Four
Replies: 54
Views: 90854

Re: CFP Final Four

At 13-0 there’s no way FSU doesn’t get in. Can't argue with that. Records matter, head to head matters, conference championships matter. That leaves Bama and Ohio St. on the out. I'm sure the Ball Sucking Homers of the SEC will cry, but that just makes me laugh harder. Besides, Texas pretty much is...
by mvscal
Fri Dec 01, 2023 4:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Kissinterred
Replies: 22
Views: 38667

Re: Kissinterred

BSmack wrote: Fri Dec 01, 2023 7:28 am Kissinger was responsible for millions of innocents deaths. If there is a hell, may he spend eternity in a pile of his own excrement.
Was he John Wick or something?
by mvscal
Sat Nov 25, 2023 5:07 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: More or Less?
Replies: 16
Views: 12738

Re: More or Less?

I'm sure she made a bundle like all the other geriatrics tottering about various stages around the world. Why care that you suck now when people are throwing piles of money at you?
by mvscal
Thu Nov 23, 2023 3:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Terrorism--ya think ???
Replies: 35
Views: 53264

Re: Terrorism--ya think ???

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by mvscal
Fri Nov 17, 2023 1:10 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This is what wokeness has created
Replies: 30
Views: 29385

Re: This is what wokeness has created

In the old days before vest cams and all the pc bullshit, the cop would have wiped his cock off on her sweatshirt and she would have driven home with a throat full of cum, but nary a ticket. What the fuck?!? She's NON-BINARY and going through some heavy shit right now, OK? Just you know...um whatev...
by mvscal
Fri Nov 17, 2023 1:05 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Screwy
Replies: 59
Views: 46005

Re: Screwy

And of course, you have a ridiculously oversized pickup truck. It's muh freedom! My only objection to oversized pickup trucks is when its driver is 4'11" and is using it as a dick extender. Other than that, I can't think of a more valuable and practical vehicle to have in your driveway. The be...
by mvscal
Thu Nov 16, 2023 3:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Screwy
Replies: 59
Views: 46005

Re: Screwy

He lives in a toilet and thinks its a hot tub. And mvskkk knows all about that, living in Nebraska himself.... Wow. Love the way y’all talk about Nebraska and Alabama. I’m thankful I don’t live in an urban setting. I see trees, fields, woods, animals, etc every day. I don’t have people jammed up my...
by mvscal
Thu Nov 16, 2023 1:30 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Screwy
Replies: 59
Views: 46005

Re: Screwy

Sure. Every driver says that to defend their love of a car supremacist transportation infrastructure. It's really not THAT expensive! And of course, you have a ridiculously oversized pickup truck. It's muh freedom! And with that, I am now aware that you are some sort of tree hugging whack job. Just...
by mvscal
Wed Nov 15, 2023 8:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 547
Views: 1046799

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

Nobody wants a two state solution except libtardz in the US and Europe.
by mvscal
Tue Nov 14, 2023 2:31 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 547
Views: 1046799

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

Sudden Sam wrote: Tue Nov 14, 2023 12:30 am
Why do you accept these random posts as fact?
Confirmation bias
by mvscal
Tue Nov 14, 2023 2:30 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Screwy
Replies: 59
Views: 46005

Re: Screwy

I can’t imagine not having the freedom of owning a vehicle. Screwy is the poster boy for You'll Own Nothing and Like It. He also doesn't have the freedom of doing laundry in his own home. Well, he doesn't own a home either. Rewind. OK. He also doesn't have the freedom of doing laundry in the place ...
by mvscal
Tue Nov 14, 2023 2:25 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Student threatens to slit Jews’ throats, behead babies
Replies: 63
Views: 49591

Re: Student threatens to slit Jews’ throats, behead babies

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Tue Nov 14, 2023 1:17 am I wonder how many Palestinians would vote for Hamas if they were allowed to hold an election.
They did hold an election. Hamas won. As the old saying goes, elections have consequences.
by mvscal
Mon Nov 13, 2023 6:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Student threatens to slit Jews’ throats, behead babies
Replies: 63
Views: 49591

Re: Student threatens to slit Jews’ throats, behead babies

No surprise that the MAGA genius thinks that we should pull out of the Geneva Convention of.....wait for it....1949. Rules only work when both sides agree with them and abide by them. Hamas' lead play in this dust up was indiscriminate rape, murder and kidnapping. You don't get to pull shit like th...
by mvscal
Mon Nov 13, 2023 12:13 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Only 2 years and billions late
Replies: 69
Views: 62868

Re: Only 2 years and billions late

Screw_Michigan wrote: Sun Nov 12, 2023 11:48 pm
mvscal wrote: Sun Nov 12, 2023 11:13 pm Name one.
How about three? Mike Lee, Ron Johnson and Rick Scott.
Quotes
by mvscal
Sun Nov 12, 2023 11:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Student threatens to slit Jews’ throats, behead babies
Replies: 63
Views: 49591

Re: Student threatens to slit Jews’ throats, behead babies

Sudden Sam wrote: Wed Nov 01, 2023 10:09 pm Israel has pissed me off many times, but the kids who are reveling in the Hamas attack in early October have lost their minds.
They have been "fundamentally transformed."
by mvscal
Sun Nov 12, 2023 11:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Maine killer
Replies: 55
Views: 40970

Re: Maine killer

Diego in Seattle wrote: Sat Nov 04, 2023 8:12 am
Sudden Sam wrote: Sat Nov 04, 2023 1:00 amDo you think Dylan Mulvaney is just fine?
Has Dylan Mulvaney committed a mass shooting?
Is that supposed to be the new baseline for mentally well-adjusted behavior?
by mvscal
Sun Nov 12, 2023 11:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Maine killer
Replies: 55
Views: 40970

Re: Maine killer

smackaholic wrote: Sat Nov 04, 2023 9:42 pmthis dilussion.
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by mvscal
Sun Nov 12, 2023 11:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Only 2 years and billions late
Replies: 69
Views: 62868

Re: Only 2 years and billions late

Screw_Michigan wrote: Fri Nov 10, 2023 10:09 pm I only hear GQPers talk of eliminating it.
Name one.
by mvscal
Sun Nov 12, 2023 11:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Josh McDaniels--shitcanned
Replies: 21
Views: 3831

Re: Josh McDaniels--shitcanned

https://static.clubs.nfl.com/image/private/t_editorial_landscape_12_desktop/raiders/fg0jrpoyoqt1jeuxbort https://images.actionnetwork.com/blog/2021/09/GettyImages-1177261670-1.jpg Seriously, can we talk about this? What the fuck happened here? Did Al dunk his balls in radioactive waste or something...
by mvscal
Sat Nov 11, 2023 10:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Long Gone Posters
Replies: 202
Views: 849830

Re: Long Gone Posters

Goober McTuber wrote: Mon Nov 06, 2023 9:14 pm my ideal part-time retirement job. I work in a liquor store.
I'll drink to that.

Cheers, ya crusty old bastard.
by mvscal
Sat Nov 11, 2023 10:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sam and his 10 years younger wife
Replies: 28
Views: 10096

Re: Sam and his 10 years younger wife

My wife never had any kids and she had to go through some very rough times with my oldest son. To be honest, I’m surprised we made it. She’s tolerated a lot of totally unnecessary bullshit. Fortunately, my boys are doing quite well now. Being a step-parent can be a thankless job for a lot of years.
by mvscal
Sat Nov 11, 2023 9:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: PM to mvscal
Replies: 12
Views: 2759

Re: PM to mvscal

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Fri Nov 10, 2023 9:09 pm Mrs Grif wants to go look at some sugar gliders tonight. She wants a breeding pair.

I'm nervous.

Hasn't she done enough damage? I guess you're going to have to wash your filthy dick beaters and start doing the laundry from now on.
by mvscal
Wed Nov 08, 2023 3:22 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3291
Views: 903200

Re: Doom

Customers at several big banks on Friday wrestled with direct deposit delays stemming from an industry-wide processing issue. There was a surge of “outages” reported by banking customers Friday morning, including Bank of America, Chase, Truist, U.S. Bank and Wells Fargo, according to Downdetector. ...
by mvscal
Wed Nov 08, 2023 3:06 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Only 2 years and billions late
Replies: 69
Views: 62868

Re: Only 2 years and billions late

Mikey wrote: Tue Nov 07, 2023 11:58 pm Feel free to include any that you think they should be charged with.
Bribery, extortion and unregistered foreign agent should do for a start, but let's go fishing shall we?
by mvscal
Wed Nov 08, 2023 3:03 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 547
Views: 1046799

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Tue Nov 07, 2023 11:52 pm
mvscal wrote: Tue Nov 07, 2023 11:47 pm Who
Rack!

Sin,
Wolfman song request
Nice white flag.
by mvscal
Tue Nov 07, 2023 11:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 547
Views: 1046799

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Tue Nov 07, 2023 11:42 pm
FiatLux wrote: Tue Nov 07, 2023 6:29 pm
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Tue Nov 07, 2023 6:26 pm
Raaack!

Who?
Who(m)
Who not whom.
by mvscal
Tue Nov 07, 2023 3:45 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trans in the news
Replies: 297
Views: 68371

Re: Trans in the news

Trans Nashville shooter notes leaked: Hale: “Wanna kill all you little crackers!!! Bunch of little faggots w/ your white privileges”• Racist and bigot. Oh…and mentally ill. So then by the same logic.... We can also deduce that anti-abortion activists are serial terrorists (i.e. Eric Rudolph). Per u...
by mvscal
Mon Nov 06, 2023 9:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 547
Views: 1046799

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

Was Kierland run? He last posted Saturday evening, when he was having a little back-and-forth with Roach. The board usually doesn't go more than a few hours without a post(s) from Kierland. Maybe our friend is just taking a little break, which would be good. Maybe he's kicking off his nationwide, '...
by mvscal
Mon Nov 06, 2023 2:55 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Only 2 years and billions late
Replies: 69
Views: 62868

Re: Only 2 years and billions late

Ukraine was never a candidate for NATO membership. Pootin's move was bare assed neo-Soviet imperialism. Nothing more or less.
by mvscal
Sat Nov 04, 2023 12:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 547
Views: 1046799

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

Sent: Mon Jan 02, 2023 4:06 pm by Kierland Hey I’m in Omaha next month. Talked to a friend that owns a gym there. If you want to meet up so I can beat your ass in person I’m totally down. Day after New Year Massive small dick energy. 'Sessing and squirming KPG: Haiku nazi yellow pedo trayter What? ...