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by Carson
Mon Mar 11, 2024 4:28 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Movie Review: Dune, Part Deux
Replies: 1
Views: 279

Re: Movie Review: Dune, Part Deux

Agree on the use of sound, Dolby is the new Sensesurround.

Taylor-Joy fatigue? ur ghey.
by Carson
Sun Mar 10, 2024 5:45 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 3-9-24
Replies: 24
Views: 691

Re: Weekend Roll Call 3-9-24

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Sat Mar 09, 2024 5:28 pm red light therapy?
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by Carson
Sun Mar 10, 2024 5:18 am
Forum: Cooking Forum
Topic: Irie's Chicken Sammich
Replies: 6
Views: 627

Re: Irie's Chicken Sammich

I thought Irie gazed at cocks, not hens.
by Carson
Fri Mar 08, 2024 5:35 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: State of the Union
Replies: 54
Views: 1380

Re: State of the Union

Ho Li Shit

Katie Britt is a VP candidate?

She's not even halfway through her first term, but then again, Obama...
by Carson
Thu Mar 07, 2024 5:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: State of the Union
Replies: 54
Views: 1380

Re: State of the Union

Agree.

They'll turn on the red lights again and do a sequel to his version of Triumph of The Will.

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by Carson
Thu Mar 07, 2024 11:52 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Wanna see how fucked up NY liberals are?
Replies: 32
Views: 2175

Re: Wanna see how fucked up NY liberals are?

I looked Sirhan up.

Fucker is still alive. :shock:
by Carson
Tue Mar 05, 2024 3:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Most Stressed States in America
Replies: 13
Views: 297

Re: Most Stressed States in America

The state of the nation would improve, too.
by Carson
Mon Mar 04, 2024 5:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3274
Views: 734130

Re: Doom

Screw_Estrogen just had a seizure.
by Carson
Sat Mar 02, 2024 11:19 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 4565
Views: 908757

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

I'd like to see a breakdown of which college degrees have the majority of delinquent loans.

Also, how much of that debt was spent on new cars and luxurious apartments instead of tuition, books, and dorms.
by Carson
Fri Mar 01, 2024 5:31 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Eagle Has Landed!
Replies: 40
Views: 1873

Re: The Eagle Has Landed!

Nothing quite so entertaining as a dude with a mouth full of Zelenskyy going full Marcus Allen on the relative cost of meaningless space missions. :bode: They weren't meaningless. Have you ever downed a space stick with Tang? We did get pocket calculators, so there's that. I preferred chocolate spa...
by Carson
Wed Feb 28, 2024 2:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: America's Happiest Cities
Replies: 17
Views: 478

Re: America's Happiest Cities

Don't forget Seman, down from Slapout.
by Carson
Wed Feb 28, 2024 8:39 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: When the Dems gave a shit about America
Replies: 24
Views: 640

Re: When the Dems gave a shit about America

It's the UNDOCUMENTED immigrants that should be stopped, you menstruating moron.
by Carson
Tue Feb 27, 2024 5:53 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Anti-Muslim ?
Replies: 24
Views: 635

Re: Anti-Muslim ?

Dude, that photo of your cat has Atomic Panties potential.
by Carson
Sun Feb 25, 2024 7:37 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sign, Sign, Everywhere a Sign
Replies: 41
Views: 1791

Re: Sign, Sign, Everywhere a Sign

StrawMan bringing the good ol' SCIII smack.
by Carson
Sat Feb 24, 2024 6:07 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: America’s Healthiest Cities
Replies: 34
Views: 1045

Re: America’s Healthiest Cities

Diego in Seattle wrote: Fri Feb 23, 2024 6:57 pm
Carson wrote: Fri Feb 23, 2024 1:28 pm Dead druggies don't shit on the sidewalk.

What's your point?
There's that Alabama educational system for you....
It must really hurt for you to think.
by Carson
Sat Feb 24, 2024 6:04 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3274
Views: 734130

Re: Doom

What happened, Mikey?

Ditto quoting Shill in Houston?

Are you losing cognitive thinking in your old age?
by Carson
Sat Feb 24, 2024 5:57 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Left/Right Arguments
Replies: 27
Views: 706

Re: Left/Right Arguments

Get a room.
by Carson
Fri Feb 23, 2024 2:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3274
Views: 734130

Re: Doom

Claiming is not doing.
by Carson
Fri Feb 23, 2024 1:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3274
Views: 734130

Re: Doom

OK, Kierland.
by Carson
Fri Feb 23, 2024 1:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: America’s Healthiest Cities
Replies: 34
Views: 1045

Re: America’s Healthiest Cities

Dead druggies don't shit on the sidewalk.

What's your point?
by Carson
Fri Feb 23, 2024 9:36 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: America’s Healthiest Cities
Replies: 34
Views: 1045

Re: America’s Healthiest Cities

I’m just wondering how San Francisco can be at the top of the list when their streets and sidewalks are covered with human feces and homeless drug addicts pee on tourists. https://i.imgur.com/OjaPiMo.png https://wallethub.com/edu/healthiest-cities/31072 Hmm, that 53 rating for fitness, maybe people...
by Carson
Fri Feb 23, 2024 4:28 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3274
Views: 734130

Re: Doom

AT&T customers report a massive outage, disrupting phone service across America Other providers also have widespread outages this morning. https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/22/tech/att-cell-service-outage/index.html I have T-Mobile and am having no issue. Anyone else want to *chime* IN? I have AT&...
by Carson
Wed Feb 21, 2024 7:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: America’s Healthiest Cities
Replies: 34
Views: 1045

Re: America’s Healthiest Cities

Chugging cock is healthier than chugging beer.

Sin,

Cock-chugging liberals
by Carson
Wed Feb 21, 2024 2:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Congratulations Alabama
Replies: 22
Views: 553

Re: Congratulations Alabama

Frozen embryos have as much right to life as trannies do.
by Carson
Tue Feb 20, 2024 6:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Can I still post this kind of content?
Replies: 8
Views: 348

Re: Can I still post this kind of content?

Jess's dildo and a floor pillow.
by Carson
Tue Feb 20, 2024 4:24 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: another message from Jesse!
Replies: 16
Views: 572

Re: another message from Jesse!

This place is dead.
by Carson
Sun Feb 18, 2024 6:37 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Government Censorship of Free Speech
Replies: 4
Views: 176

Re: Government Censorship of Free Speech

Tucker Carlson got fired from CNN AND Fox.

Goes to a supermarket in Moscow and discovers it's not Stalinland anymore.

Crack journalism. :meds:
by Carson
Sun Feb 18, 2024 6:30 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 2-17-24
Replies: 29
Views: 1029

Re: Weekend Roll Call 2-17-24

If you feel so strong in your beliefs of Floyd and his "state-sanctioned murder", then put your money where your mouth is. Drive down to the local precinct, bus station, drug house, or wherever the local DC junkies hang. Find you a good old-fashioned waste of society. Nog, white trash, ma...
by Carson
Sat Feb 17, 2024 4:09 pm
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: Auburn BB...
Replies: 16
Views: 12618

Re: Auburn BB...

Kentucky coming to AU as a 8.5 point underdog.

ESPN Gameday at Neville, one of the top arenas in CBB and it only holds 9,000.

Good times on the Plains, Pearl has worked miracles with this program.

EDIT: well, shit.
by Carson
Fri Feb 16, 2024 6:06 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Inventor of the Pop-Tart dead at 96
Replies: 7
Views: 242

Re: Inventor of the Pop-Tart dead at 96

Will his coffin be plain or frosted?
by Carson
Thu Feb 15, 2024 4:31 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3274
Views: 734130

Re: Doom

serious national security threat Don't worry, the younger generation has this under control: u2pGq0v4Adk If the threat was a glass dick your rectum would already have been shredded. :meds: :meds: It's a cross-thread reference, idiot. If you check the time stamps, I commented on that stupid cunt bef...
by Carson
Wed Feb 14, 2024 6:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3274
Views: 734130

Re: Doom

serious national security threat
Don't worry, the younger generation has this under control:

by Carson
Wed Feb 14, 2024 6:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fuck Wokeism
Replies: 23
Views: 716

Re: Fuck Wokeism

What brains?
by Carson
Wed Feb 14, 2024 6:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fuck Wokeism
Replies: 23
Views: 716

Re: Fuck Wokeism

I identify as a redneck, so please excuse me if I have an overwhelming urge to point out that people who identify as birds are fucked in the head.
by Carson
Sun Feb 11, 2024 7:55 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Stade Olympique
Replies: 7
Views: 435

Re: Stade Olympique

Don't even ask about Athens.

They just condemned the stadium roof structure because it never got maintained.
by Carson
Thu Feb 08, 2024 2:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: No Mo Mojo
Replies: 3
Views: 163

Re: No Mo Mojo

It's your Mojo dyyyyiiiinn...

-Jim Morrison
by Carson
Tue Feb 06, 2024 11:47 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Raise Your Red Solo Cup
Replies: 11
Views: 560

Re: Raise Your Red Solo Cup

I Love This Box
by Carson
Sat Feb 03, 2024 2:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Death By TKO
Replies: 11
Views: 492

Re: Death By TKO

Apollo Creamated
by Carson
Thu Feb 01, 2024 5:47 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sign, Sign, Everywhere a Sign
Replies: 41
Views: 1791

Re: Sign, Sign, Everywhere a Sign

Meat Whisperer needs a sign showing how memes are not signs.

Idiot.
by Carson
Sun Jan 28, 2024 8:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fat fucks thread update.
Replies: 82
Views: 54686

Re: Fat fucks thread update.

Just don't call him a pedo.