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by Carson
Wed Nov 22, 2023 1:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Top 5
Replies: 15
Views: 5089

Re: Top 5

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: Sat Nov 30, 2019 3:57 am He's working on amending the Constitution in his spare time.

Congress shall make no law barring rugged entry into my shit-pipe by as many creepy weirdos as I can find on Grindr.

Image
Too bad he got banned before I could find this pic.
by Carson
Wed Nov 22, 2023 1:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Your Top 3 Christmas Movies
Replies: 38
Views: 130553

Re: Your Top 3 Christmas Movies

Also, The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly is a Civil War movie.
by Carson
Wed Nov 22, 2023 6:57 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Help me pick a name for our show
Replies: 17
Views: 1118

Re: Help me pick a name for our show

Snow Miser and Steam Lifter. Lyrics for the theme song: He's Mister Klondike commie, He's Mister Marx. He's Mister welfare statist, Wants SG's sister even though she barks. They call him Snow Miser, He's oot and aboot. What a fucking galoot. Too cute. He's Mister steamy weight room, He's Mister pre...
by Carson
Wed Nov 22, 2023 6:54 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Your Top 3 Christmas Movies
Replies: 38
Views: 130553

Re: Your Top 3 Christmas Movies

Sven Golly wrote: Tue Nov 21, 2023 7:14 pm I know it's not a movie, but the show with Heat and Cold MIsers....
The Year Without a Santa Claus.
by Carson
Wed Nov 22, 2023 6:46 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 9-23-23
Replies: 36
Views: 18596

Re: Weekend Roll Call 9-23-23

Taylor Swift and ass used in the same sentence, yet no pics?

GTFO.
by Carson
Mon Nov 20, 2023 6:59 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Carson, WTF?!?!
Replies: 3
Views: 1348

Re: Carson, WTF?!?!

Stop your bitching, it weakened Georgia's resume, too. :oops:
by Carson
Sun Nov 19, 2023 6:39 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If you were Jesus H Christ...
Replies: 2
Views: 607

Re: If you were Jesus H Christ...

It's been tried before.

The shitstain will start misspelling it as a workaround.
by Carson
Sun Nov 12, 2023 6:36 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: PM to mvscal
Replies: 12
Views: 2113

Re: PM to mvscal

Mrs Grif wants to go look at some sugar gliders tonight. She wants a breeding pair. I'm nervous. Hasn't she done enough damage? I guess you're going to have to wash your filthy dick beaters and start doing the laundry from now on. As long as he stays away from BBQ pits and doesn't let tweaker emplo...
by Carson
Fri Nov 10, 2023 5:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 512
Views: 793081

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

Visegrád 24 @visegrad24 A young Muslim Israeli woman thanks the Israeli state for all the opportunities it has gifted her with and says that if not for Israel she would have been an illiterate woman enslaved by her husband right now. Instead, she got an MA from Stanford. 🇺🇸🇮🇱 https://media.licdn.co...
by Carson
Thu Nov 09, 2023 7:58 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Only 2 years and billions late
Replies: 69
Views: 47919

Re: Only 2 years and billions late

So the libs who think government workers will take care of them are calling us stupid for paying financial experts to take care of our retirement accounts.
by Carson
Wed Nov 08, 2023 5:19 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Only 2 years and billions late
Replies: 69
Views: 47919

Re: Only 2 years and billions late

Stock markets are higher.
Not according to my retirement accounts.

Unemployment is about half what it was.
Where?

Covid deaths in the US were averaging several thousand per day. Considerably fewer now, I think.
Covid deaths? You really went there?
by Carson
Tue Nov 07, 2023 11:08 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trans in the news
Replies: 297
Views: 54153

Re: Trans in the news

Not a single nazi, pedo, or traitor in that blast.

What smack is meant to be.
by Carson
Sun Nov 05, 2023 6:39 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Why All the Raves for Washington?
Replies: 16
Views: 2749

Re: Why All the Raves for Washington?

Looks like Washington might get the PAC12 into the playoffs.

Just in time for their collapse.
by Carson
Fri Nov 03, 2023 2:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Long Gone Posters
Replies: 202
Views: 651857

Re: Long Gone Posters

Saving that pic is not a good thing.
by Carson
Thu Nov 02, 2023 6:55 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 512
Views: 793081

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

Uhh, Filter was singing about suicide.
by Carson
Wed Nov 01, 2023 12:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Halloween movies you wish were a Porno
Replies: 7
Views: 873

Re: Halloween movies you wish were a Porno

Halloweenie: mstool proves once again to be a useless dick.
by Carson
Sun Oct 29, 2023 5:57 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: One Less Friend
Replies: 20
Views: 7575

Re: One Less Friend

Chandler drowned himself to get away from that annoying girlfriend.
by Carson
Sat Oct 28, 2023 6:39 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 512
Views: 793081

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

Ehh, you're quoting New Testament.

Jews leave those books out of their teachings.
by Carson
Fri Oct 27, 2023 4:18 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Maine killer
Replies: 55
Views: 31902

Re: Maine killer

Hold up, now.

Kierland needs the business.
by Carson
Thu Oct 26, 2023 4:33 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Impressions of America
Replies: 24
Views: 6812

Re: Impressions of America

What you described sounds a lot like Athens.

Except the women here are hot and we can get porn.
by Carson
Sat Oct 21, 2023 10:26 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Long Gone Posters
Replies: 202
Views: 651857

Re: Long Gone Posters

Scott from Anaheim wrote: Sat Oct 21, 2023 4:31 am
mvscal wrote: Fri Oct 20, 2023 9:56 pm
Scott from Anaheim wrote: Tue Oct 17, 2023 5:59 am Waitman Wade Beorn. Someone find him.
Probably busy buttfucking his wife.
Or conjoined twins.
In a coffin.
by Carson
Sat Oct 21, 2023 8:02 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Gym Jordan gets cucked in front of America
Replies: 14
Views: 1234

Re: Gym Jordan gets cucked in front of America

Screw_Michigan wrote: Sat Oct 21, 2023 2:35 amA sewer product of gerrymandering
Agreed. Gerrymandering has locked Congress into a stalemate, and disenchanted voters have started electing idiots, such as the "squad".
by Carson
Thu Oct 19, 2023 6:04 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Long Gone Posters
Replies: 202
Views: 651857

Re: Long Gone Posters

Softball Bat wrote: Wed Oct 18, 2023 10:34 pm Goober McTuber
A fun lefty. Good contributor to BTPCFB.

Schlomart needs to come back to the Art Haus.
by Carson
Tue Oct 17, 2023 12:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mass Murderers Awarded Nobel Prize
Replies: 133
Views: 34077

Re: Mass Murderers Awarded Nobel Prize

StopwAtChinGyOuTube!!!
by Carson
Mon Oct 16, 2023 2:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Reads like a G-Pete POTY screed
Replies: 115
Views: 12624

Re: Reads like a G-Pete POTY screed

Thousands of clients but still has time to spam this board.

Zyclone, is that you?
by Carson
Mon Oct 16, 2023 4:47 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Come and knock on the funeral parlor door...
Replies: 6
Views: 1191

Re: Come and knock on the funeral parlor door...

She's the Stiff
by Carson
Sun Oct 15, 2023 2:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 10-14-23
Replies: 23
Views: 3158

Re: Weekend Roll Call 10-14-23

He calls others nazis but acts like a brown shirt.
by Carson
Sat Oct 14, 2023 2:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 512
Views: 793081

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

Even the Egyptians don't want that Palestinian scum in their neighborhood.
by Carson
Sat Oct 14, 2023 12:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 10-14-23
Replies: 23
Views: 3158

Re: Weekend Roll Call 10-14-23

Agreed.

Auburn is auful this year.
by Carson
Sat Oct 14, 2023 11:58 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 10-14-23
Replies: 23
Views: 3158

Re: Weekend Roll Call 10-14-23

But YOU are a miserable menstruating cunt.
by Carson
Thu Oct 12, 2023 10:18 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mass Murderers Awarded Nobel Prize
Replies: 133
Views: 34077

Re: Mass Murderers Awarded Nobel Prize

Kierland wrote: Thu Oct 12, 2023 12:34 am And there you have it. It worked to (almost) perfection.
Screwy doesn't know a lot of things.
by Carson
Thu Oct 12, 2023 10:14 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Tedium: By the Numbers
Replies: 15
Views: 1234

Re: Tedium: By the Numbers

It wasn't entertaining.

Mvscal left all his insults at home and kierland sounds just like he reads.

A rematch might go better, but kierland won the first round, dammit.
by Carson
Tue Oct 10, 2023 6:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3274
Views: 732300

Re: Doom

My take was you would rather suck a baby-killing convict's dick than stand up for anything.

Fuck YOU.
by Carson
Tue Oct 10, 2023 6:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3274
Views: 732300

Re: Doom

You did have to know how to read in order to get your law degree, yes?
by Carson
Tue Oct 10, 2023 5:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 512
Views: 793081

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

mvscal wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2023 5:49 pmFind them, kill them and then kill their entire family.
Including the goats they fucked?

That's a LOT of DNA testing.
by Carson
Tue Oct 10, 2023 5:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3274
Views: 732300

Re: Doom

Kierland wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2023 3:41 pm That’s not a take. That’s a link.
That you're too chickenshit to click because it will hurt your feelwings.

Go back to slurping your convict's cock. He probably beheaded a baby, too.
by Carson
Sat Oct 07, 2023 2:11 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: FUCK Texas.
Replies: 20
Views: 5259

Re: FUCK Texas.

Well???
by Carson
Thu Oct 05, 2023 10:29 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Is this thing on?
Replies: 3
Views: 971

Re: Is this thing on?

Fuck off, traitor.

OOPS, wrong forum.

Welcome back.
by Carson
Thu Sep 28, 2023 3:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What is Kari Lake doing today?
Replies: 27
Views: 1512

Re: What is Kari Lake doing today?

Yeah, HPG, don't try anything fun on this board.
by Carson
Thu Sep 28, 2023 2:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dumbledead
Replies: 3
Views: 1455

Dumbledead

Sir Michael Gambon at 82 years.