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bammer didn't even score that much against a shitty Auburn team.

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Keep in mind that the space aliens will eat the fat ones first.

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Bwaaaaaahahaha:

https://www.al.com/auburnfootball/2023/ ... -a-wr.html

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Mstool is surfing hetero websites?

Somebody check the weather in Hell.

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The producers of M*A*S*H never used the laughtrack during the O.R. scenes and some entire episodes.

Most of the humor comes from Frank Burns getting dumped on because he was a humorless stupid fuckhead. Sound familiar, screwey???

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Rubbed it down with salt and pepper only.

4.7 lb. roast took 2.5 hours at a cook temp of 240ish.

130 internal temp.

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Cooked my rib roast in the smoker.

Too easy and sooooo good.

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Just saw that.

Even the sideline chick seemed annoyed.

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Don't forget the blood pudding eating Brits.

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Watched Home Alone, Lost in New York yesterday.

It's better than the first one because of the cameo of our greatest president ever.

Yay Trump!!!

Carson

What the hell does her leaving have to do with Screw being a sniveling coward?

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You're a cuck, we get it.

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Laura Lynch of the Dixie Chicks, deader than he is from sudden impact at 65.

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In The States for two weeks.

Merry Fucking Christmas.

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Dr_Phibes wrote: ↑Sun Dec 17, 2023 6:30 pm don't put anything in the beef but salt and pepper. That's retarded.

You done fucked up now.

Not saying other stuff can't be added, but in order to get the essence of beef taste, salt and pepper is all you need.

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So the dims who claim Congress was desecrated by the January 6th gang just got butt-slammed.

Literally: https://us.cnn.com/2023/12/16/politics/ ... index.html

I wonder whose drapes he wiped his dick off with.

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heh

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Do they still throw a handful of greasy fries into the bag so you feel better about paying too much?

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Nobody cares.

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Reindeer seem to be on a bender again.

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I've been starting with THOSE this week.

Try it out.

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I didn't know Jack played for cal.

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Andre Braugher, dead at 61

Frank Pembleton was a badass.

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Good enough to make you think he was Jon Voight?

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Ryan O’Neal, Star of ‘Love Story,’ ‘What’s Up, Doc?’ and ‘Paper Moon,’ Dies at 82 https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/ryan-oneal-dead-love-story-paper-moon-1235730468/ While we were beating off to Farah Fawcett posters, he was actually pounding that ass. Gotta rack him for that. Oh ...

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What's Up, Death?

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Pastor Bob Tilton

Waitman Wade Beorne

sixpackdan

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Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Sat Nov 18, 2023 11:29 pm Bama’s gonna have to roll your Tigers by 50 to gain any ground!

Guess not

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Hunter Biden must be a closet Republican.

Only Republicans cheat on taxes, right?

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Because Nick Saban has neeever lobbied for a spot.

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Carson wrote: ↑Sun Dec 03, 2023 6:45 am Based on TV markets, which is what ESPN Mickey wants:

Michigan
Washington
Texas
bammer

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Based on TV markets, which is what ESPN Mickey wants:

Michigan
Washington
Texas
bammer

tOSU is a potential wild card

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93 years young.

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Someone got his wife's picture and used it as their avatar.

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Is he going to jump her?

RAAAAAACISM btw.

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So a Michigan team that felt it necessary to know their opponents’ play calls in order to beat the likes of Rutgers, Minnesota, Purdue, and Indiana will likely make the CFP and keep a deserving team out of it. Gee, I wonder which "deserving" team you refer to. :meds: Oh, I know! The team ...

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Brown Friday rulz.

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His username no longer exists.

You have no friends.

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Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Wed Nov 22, 2023 1:49 pm Allbarn wouldn't get relegated if there was relegation in D-1A football.

Where did THAT come from?

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