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Connor Barwin is a freak during pass rush situations. He was a sleeper first round pick last season who fell into the Texans lap in the mid-2nd. Early signs show that Mario finally has some help on the opposite end. Still no sign of Dunte Robinson who is holding out because the Texans franchised him...

Case Keenum - 2008 5,020 yds 44 TDs 11 ints 67.4 Completion % Sam Bradford - 2008 4720 yds 50 TDs 8 ints 67.9 Completion % Comparable stats with last year's Hiesman winner, but its obvious Keenum wasn't invited to New York for the following reasons: UH's record was 8-4 They play in a mid-major Gimmi...

I was never molested as a child but I remember my 7th grade P.E. teacher (male, mid 50s) used to watch us take showers. That was fucking weird, so I told my parents and his ass was eventually reprimanded. He wasn't fired but he never set foot in the locker room when we took showers for the rest of t...

1. What's the general fan feeling toward Gary Kubiak? Winning season or bye-bye. And I'm not sure 9-7 is enough. The schedule is weak and we need to take the next step in the division. None of this 1-5 or 2-4 record within the division anymore. We should AT LEAST go 3-3 or 4-2 this season. That is ...

Now that Houston is turning in 8 and 9 win seasons every season, I see them turning into a stepping stone for coaches who want to take the next leap as a head coach at a major conference. It worked for Briles. He did his five seasons at Houston and now has an opportunity to turn Baylor into a medioc...

Not a lot going on on the offensive side as far as camp goes for the Texans 'cept maybe players vying to be Steve Slaton's backup. We return all 11 starters on offense which is a BIG deal. Between the twenties we were one of the best offenses in the league (3rd in total yards). What the Texans reall...

Lake Charles is two hours away from where I live. I've been to the three main casinos in that area. Coushatta is overcrowded with wolfmans and degenerates looking to spend their last $20 on nickel slots. It's trash...except for the golf course. Isle of Capris is just one step below Coushatta, but it...

We're going from Tuesday - Friday. I got a rental car lined up for the day we arrive. We're gonna check out the Hoover Dam, Lake Mead, and visit the casinos off the strip without any gambling involved on our first day. My strategy is to play two $500 sessions per day on Wed, Thur, and Fri. Each sess...

I will be there in two weeks. I plan on taking about 3 ger with me to gamble with after I drop the wife off at the Rio buffet for three days. I figure if I lose all 3Gs and she keeps feeding herself, then we will come out even for the trip when the Rio declares bancruptcy.

Wish me luck.

I took the boat tour of Chicago back in '06. Very nice. I'll dig up the photos and post them on here later. As for Soldier Field, it is very odd looking. Although the view from the Museum is a little better than the view from Lakeshore. Mrs. Rumps and I still prefer Chicago over New York when consid...

I almost bought a G8 back in February but decided against it when rumors were surfacing about the Pontiac division being shutdown. Instead, I bought an '08 Ford Focus as a commuter car and will wait to purchase the 50th anniversary Ford Mustang in 2014. Research suggests that milestone vehicles hold...

I went to my 10 year and it sucked ass as expected. I'm never going to a reunion again.

I would drink her doo-doo water over 7.5k.

Jeff- Hey bigboy, can I get a ride to McDonalds with you? Jastaypuft- You sure dawg? I'm gonna be there for a while. $60 million goes a long way at Mickey D's. Besides its "Angus" burgers.......with a "g". Jeff- Oh....anGus? Um, nevermind then. I'll just go back to the gym. :lol:

I wish I had days like that. I played Wednesday morning and was even par through the first seven holes with only one par on the scorecard. Then, I blew up again. I tripled the next two holes and triple number eleven. That's fucking great. I tripled three out of four holes in the middle of the round....

Dinsdale will claim that the U&L invented the question mark. PSU will finally retire his hand for a pack of Charmins R-Jack will destroy another public rest area off of highway 101 this summer. Mgo will clog Detroit's entire sewage system after trimming his eye mullets. I will post a thread abou...

I've been to the last three proms at the school where Mrs. Rumps teaches and never saw anything like this. However, I did see a dude dress as the woman and the the girl dressed as the boy. I had no idea AP's offspring moved to the third coast.

if you had the chance to see both of these guys play on a regular basis over the past two years you would probably favor rosenfels over schaub. I don't know what game you're watching, but this couldn't be further from the truth. Rosenfels cost the Texans three wins last year because of poor play wh...

I'm slowly regaining my high school form. I've been playing A LOT of golf lately. I was shooting at or around 82 for about 10 rounds over the past three weeks. I just wasn't breaking 80 like I used to, so it was time I called in a favor to an old friend and got a lesson. One lesson and it seemed my ...

IndyFrisco wrote:So why the change of nics? Having "Foreskin" in your name is better than anything Couger High related...

My account was deleted so I tried to think of something a bit more gay than the name 'RumpleForeskin' when creating a new account. Go Coogs' was all I could come up with.

I changed careers and went through three months of rigorous training. I didn't really have time for messageboarding muchless anything else. Its good to be back.

This was worth the return to the board. I can vouch for the story about RF going to a nutter's house to do the show and then getting into a fight or something of that nature. I'm not sure about the lies he was spreading about said nutter's wife, but I think he was bannedif I'm not mistaken. I gotta ...