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by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Mon Dec 16, 2019 4:01 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: SF - it’s worse than we thought
Replies: 225
Views: 32113

Re: SF - it’s worse than we thought

Vixen = Screwey: CONFIRMED

Dude, I don't think we can be friends anymore...
:x
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Mon Dec 16, 2019 12:59 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Where does Bloomberg find his lane?
Replies: 71
Views: 5462

Re: Where does Bloomberg find his lane?

...even if it's pretend traffic from a gay bartender, that's one more reason for smackaholic's wife to not find him swinging from the garage ceiling...
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Mon Dec 16, 2019 12:58 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Where does Bloomberg find his lane?
Replies: 71
Views: 5462

Re: Where does Bloomberg find his lane?

Kierland wrote: Mon Dec 16, 2019 12:07 am Great job 88, you fucking piece of literal shit.
Come on, Sale...it's funny and look at all the traffic!
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Sun Dec 15, 2019 10:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: SF - it’s worse than we thought
Replies: 225
Views: 32113

Re: SF - it’s worse than we thought

I'll come down to Georgia for the holidays, 'Spray. We'll man the anti-aircraft guns with Jane.

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by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Sun Dec 15, 2019 8:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How will Mitch handle the Impeachment trial?
Replies: 43
Views: 2888

Re: How will Mitch handle the Impeachment trial?

Innocent Bystander wrote: Sun Dec 15, 2019 8:03 pm What does Israel want?
My cousin? Israel Newman?
I think he just wants reasonable mortgage rates. Is that too much to ask for?
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Sat Dec 14, 2019 11:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Impeachment begins
Replies: 802
Views: 60452

Re: Impeachment begins

Enough.
Take your meds.
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Sat Dec 14, 2019 9:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Impeachment begins
Replies: 802
Views: 60452

Re: Impeachment begins

I don't think even at the height of his message board addiction, did Samurai Gangbang manage to spam the board 123 times in a day. ...and that's just with one character on this one message board. He's a deeply closeted and very lonely middle-aged, gay bartender. When I say he's mentally ill and it ...
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Sat Dec 14, 2019 1:56 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Where does Bloomberg find his lane?
Replies: 71
Views: 5462

Re: Where does Bloomberg find his lane?

smackaholic wrote: Sat Dec 14, 2019 1:25 am Too old, too white, too Jewish. And he’s known to everyone as the soda nazi.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Well excuse him for saving people from diabeetus and obesity...

:x

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by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Fri Dec 13, 2019 11:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Impeachment begins
Replies: 802
Views: 60452

Re: Impeachment begins

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by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Fri Dec 13, 2019 11:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Impeachment begins
Replies: 802
Views: 60452

Re: Impeachment begins

Presidents don't actually write up their own social media posts. They have media handlers that manage all aspects of PR.

Just in case anyone didn't know this.
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Fri Dec 13, 2019 10:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Impeachment begins
Replies: 802
Views: 60452

Re: Impeachment begins

The process is getting a "happy ending" at a Thai lady-boy rub-'n-tug.
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Fri Dec 13, 2019 8:21 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: THREE BEST BETS -- WEEK 15
Replies: 10
Views: 4820

Re: THREE BEST BETS -- WEEK 15

CAR +6
Den +10.5
Buf/Pit OVER 36.5
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Fri Dec 13, 2019 6:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Help me pick my therapy animal
Replies: 28
Views: 3483

Re: Help me pick my therapy animal

You are obsessed with other men's junk.

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by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Thu Dec 12, 2019 11:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Beware the Cold Moon!
Replies: 27
Views: 3287

Re: Beware the Cold Moon!

IKYABWAI
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Thu Dec 12, 2019 10:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: EAP OWNS this place!
Replies: 42
Views: 3987

Re: EAP OWNS this place!

88 wrote: Thu Dec 12, 2019 9:41 pm ...it is hard to separate the posts of Holly and EAP from those of Screwy and Kierland.
...because you're an unscrupulous coward with no spine.
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Thu Dec 12, 2019 3:01 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The 2020 Official "T1Bro's" List: EARLY QUALIFIERS
Replies: 11
Views: 2293

Re: The 2020 Official "T1Bro's" List: EARLY QUALIFIERS

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: Thu Dec 12, 2019 2:50 am
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: Thu Dec 12, 2019 2:45 amI_Fart_2_Much
Is that the Ugandan man who kills mosquitos with his farts?
Please, DO NOT soil IF2M's memory. :x
The man was pure class.
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Thu Dec 12, 2019 2:46 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The 2020 Official "T1Bro's" List: EARLY QUALIFIERS
Replies: 11
Views: 2293

Re: The 2020 Official "T1Bro's" List: EARLY QUALIFIERS

...no one will ever hurt you again

soar/eagles



:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Thu Dec 12, 2019 2:45 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The 2020 Official "T1Bro's" List: EARLY QUALIFIERS
Replies: 11
Views: 2293

Re: The 2020 Official "T1Bro's" List: EARLY QUALIFIERS

You weren't in the running anyways. Sorry to be so blunt...but at least you scored higher than I_Fart_2_Much and smackaholic...
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Thu Dec 12, 2019 2:25 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Beware the Cold Moon!
Replies: 27
Views: 3287

Re: Beware the Cold Moon!

Why are you so obsessed with sizing other dudes up?
Is that why you were thrown out of the army?

Did someone ask?


Did you tell?


:shock:
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Thu Dec 12, 2019 1:22 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Left Shitter: I'd keep flying the Boeing 737 Max
Replies: 19
Views: 2228

Re: Left Shitter: I'd keep flying the Boeing 737 Max

Papa Willie wrote: Thu Dec 12, 2019 1:21 am
Left Seater wrote: Thu Dec 12, 2019 1:17 am Where was your call for grounding the A320 family of jets when their systems overrode pilot input?
I thought that was the 330? Regardless - enjoying your dismantling of Screwdy. :)
Seater has no problem dismantling a hamburger wrapper.
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Thu Dec 12, 2019 1:21 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Left Shitter: I'd keep flying the Boeing 737 Max
Replies: 19
Views: 2228

Re: Left Shitter: I'd keep flying the Boeing 737 Max

exonerate big business
blame poor people and workers
money is the real engine of progress
sneer at the homeless

sincerely, Left Doesn'tSeeTheJacobinsMarching
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Thu Dec 12, 2019 1:17 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Beware the Cold Moon!
Replies: 27
Views: 3287

Re: Beware the Cold Moon!

Softball Bat wrote: Thu Dec 12, 2019 1:07 am

Tsunami inundating Florida?



:popcorn:
Now, you're just trying to put a positive spin on this, 'tart.

:)

P.S. ~ if this is truly the "final chapter"...it was nice knowing you, poptart.
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Thu Dec 12, 2019 1:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Electric Powered Flight
Replies: 94
Views: 6151

Re: Electric Powered Flight

Papa Willie wrote: Thu Dec 12, 2019 12:56 am Oh - don't worry. They'll have battery-powered engines the size of walnuts that will be far more powerful here in just a few days!!!!!!!!! :lol:
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Dilithium Crystals.
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Thu Dec 12, 2019 1:11 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Electric Powered Flight
Replies: 94
Views: 6151

Re: Electric Powered Flight

EAP wrote: Thu Dec 12, 2019 12:19 am What about 4 fuckin thirsty gigantic Pratt & Whitney jet engines?
You are thirsty for jizz.

Unfortunately for us, that wasn't the case with your mother.
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Thu Dec 12, 2019 1:07 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The 2020 Official "T1Bro's" List: EARLY QUALIFIERS
Replies: 11
Views: 2293

Re: The 2020 Official "T1Bro's" List: EARLY QUALIFIERS

Damn you, 'Spray!



....silver...

....SHAMROCK.

:shock:
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Thu Dec 12, 2019 1:00 am
Forum: Bitter_Pittsburgher music forum
Topic: I only regret I wasn't born earlier...
Replies: 4
Views: 2235

I only regret I wasn't born earlier...

...so I could have had a beer or 30 with Keith Moon.

The coolest cat in rock and roll, EVER.
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Thu Dec 12, 2019 12:50 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: THREE BEST BETS -- WEEK 15
Replies: 10
Views: 4820

Re: THREE BEST BETS -- WEEK 15

Thanks for all your effort, 'tart. Everybody appreciates it.
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Thu Dec 12, 2019 12:41 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Beware the Cold Moon!
Replies: 27
Views: 3287

Re: Beware the Cold Moon!

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by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Thu Dec 12, 2019 12:29 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The 2020 Official "T1Bro's" List: EARLY QUALIFIERS
Replies: 11
Views: 2293

The 2020 Official "T1Bro's" List: EARLY QUALIFIERS

It's going to be a short list.

Let me know if you want on it.
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Thu Dec 12, 2019 12:25 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Beware the Cold Moon!
Replies: 27
Views: 3287

Re: Beware the Cold Moon!

...the rest of you can go suck-start a shotgun.

:x
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Thu Dec 12, 2019 12:24 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Beware the Cold Moon!
Replies: 27
Views: 3287

Re: Beware the Cold Moon!

Softball Bat wrote: Wed Dec 11, 2019 10:54 pm
I hear the voice of rage and ruin...
Thank you, Brother 'Tart.
May G_d give many blessings to your children and their children.
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Thu Dec 12, 2019 12:10 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Electric Powered Flight
Replies: 94
Views: 6151

Re: Electric Powered Flight

Do you think this guy gets a cheque directly from the Saudis, or maybe they set up a cut-out company to skirt American trade and lobby laws?

:?
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Thu Dec 12, 2019 12:07 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Electric Powered Flight
Replies: 94
Views: 6151

Re: Electric Powered Flight

I'ma be lettin' Dins off the leash in 5...4...3...2...1...

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by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Wed Dec 11, 2019 9:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Electric Powered Flight
Replies: 94
Views: 6151

Re: Electric Powered Flight

Are we including hydrogen fuel cells in the battery category?
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Wed Dec 11, 2019 6:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Left Shitter: I'd keep flying the Boeing 737 Max
Replies: 19
Views: 2228

Re: Left Shitter: I'd keep flying the Boeing 737 Max

"Profits before people."

Sincerely, Left OnePercent
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Wed Dec 11, 2019 6:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Well this guy is interesting...
Replies: 26
Views: 2928

Re: Well this guy is interesting...

You wanna grab my gat?

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Whitey, you trippin'.
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Wed Dec 11, 2019 6:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Well this guy is interesting...
Replies: 26
Views: 2928

Re: Well this guy is interesting...

If I was a schvoogie... and I'm not, BTW ... https://i.imgur.com/fo6qxef.gif ...I wouldn't leave the house without being strapped and having a backup piece too. And all my papers would be legit, so any klansman ass crackah can feel free to recite their 14 words through the barrel of my SIG Sauer. Yo...
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Wed Dec 11, 2019 6:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Stay safe, New Jersey.
Replies: 29
Views: 3118

Re: Stay safe, New Jersey.

smackaholic wrote: Wed Dec 11, 2019 12:22 pm This kinda shit didn't happen when Tony Soprano ran the show there.
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I diddun see nuttin'.


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