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Shlomart Ben Yisrael

Kierland wrote: ↑Thu Dec 19, 2019 10:12 pm Use The Tactic.

Trust it.
Believe it.
Know it.

Trust The Tactic.

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EAP wrote: ↑Thu Dec 19, 2019 9:21 pm
When you put people on lists,
You become like the nazi socialists.

...unless it's Schindler's List.

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The State wrote: ↑Thu Dec 19, 2019 7:26 pm it's just Annie.

Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Thu Dec 19, 2019 7:50 pm
You mean it's Pikkkle, right?

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That's adorable.

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Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Thu Dec 19, 2019 12:14 am
Says you....who's posting here.

:/

Wolf-ception

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Nice job, 88. Right on top of things.
Congratulations on all the newly cultivated T1B traffic. Stellar content only surpassed by the top notch effort put in by the admins.

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Poor widda Milton!!!!!!!!! https://media3.giphy.com/media/3o6Zte2Sg1neUC3u12/source.gif Guys! This is crazy! Let's not lose our minds! Surely you fuckers know who's going to win this game? :mrgreen: There's smoke coming out of my USB ports... :( Edited for dumbshittery. - SC

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EAP wrote: ↑Wed Dec 18, 2019 7:53 pm Then you are one seriously fucked up fool.

That's certainly a disrespectful way to speak to an ex-serviceman. Smackie was prepared to lay down his life in duty to flag and country...and you essentially spit on him and call him "baby-killer".

Shameful.

:x

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Papa Willie wrote: ↑Wed Dec 18, 2019 8:44 pm Poor widda Milton!!!!!!!!!

Guys! This is crazy! Let's not lose our minds!

Edited for dumbshittery. - SC

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What the heck is going on here?

:? :? :?

Edited. I expect better from you. - SC

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Jimmy Pages-stuck-together

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the goo goo dolls

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Re: Signature Songs? Dinsdale wrote: ↑Wed Dec 18, 2019 5:06 am *tasteful*

Dinsdale wrote: ↑Wed Dec 18, 2019 5:06 am tasteful

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Smackie Chan wrote: ↑Wed Dec 18, 2019 4:28 am ...before realizing he could pull more tail and make a few more quid by becoming an axe man.

Reading about some of his proclivities, you would imagine he'd try pulling tail by skulking around daycare centers...

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Dinsdale wrote: ↑Wed Dec 18, 2019 4:27 am ...a Canuck who got a stain on his favourite denim formal jacket.

You son-of-a-bitch...

:x

Do you know how hard it is to wash poutine gravy out of brushed cotton?

:x

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For example, when someone brings up: Molly Hatchet, EAP says "Huge penis." Manfred Mann, EAP says "He Has A Really Big Dick." Head East, EAP says "Massive Schlong." Wait... OK, those examples sucked (possibly large dicks). For goodness sake, please don't bring up: The ...

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Enjoys Anal Pounding

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Did I miss something?

Why did Dins decide to go out tiger hunting with his elephant and gun on Screwey?

:?

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You have a parody of a reasonable facsimile of a democracy.

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Sinatra and Elvis weren't songwriters.

But please, do go on...

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boomers

not even once

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pit genocide = NOW

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smackaholic wrote: ↑Tue Dec 17, 2019 4:34 pm ...the Constitution...

...here's a list of things you can do.

Do you need a Canadian to educate you on your own Constitution?

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Softball Bat wrote: ↑Tue Dec 17, 2019 9:58 pm
EAP wrote:Sultans of swing
I would say Money for Nothing is their signature song.

"My theme song!"

Sincerely, 88treblinka

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88 thinks your nonsense is hilarious. Because he's a spineless douchebag.

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Derron wrote: ↑Tue Dec 17, 2019 2:37 am Where is that 18,000 Dow at ??

There's still two weeks left in 2019...

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It's disturbing.

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The State wrote: ↑Tue Dec 17, 2019 2:01 am ~~Stanley~~ Annie

~shudder~

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Bartender, I'll have a Romulan ale...and keep 'em coming.
There sure are a lot of dudes in your establishment. What's up with the Alpha Centaurian sausage party? What time do the ladies show up?

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...and no, there are no "green dudes"...only "green bitches". The Klingons have no time for your faggotry.

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I'll have to report your acts of vandalism to Starfleet. You've been warned about cutting out glory holes in the Jefferies Tubes.
The transporter room is no place for your elicit hook-ups with Sulu.

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You are gayer than the rainbows on Antares 7.

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I sense your inner conflict, Stanley. Report to Sick Bay.

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I'm sure it's all about the tips, right Stan?

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You are a gay bartender that slings Margaritas at Cornhole's , the fruitiest gay bar this side of Fire Island. Stan: "Hi sailor! What can I getcha?" Gay Customer: "I'll have a Sex-On-The-Beach, gorgeous!" Stan: "Ohhh...let me grab my parasol!" Gay Customer: "Tee-he...

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T1B should fly the flag at half shaft for a period of mourning...in memory of Goobs.

:cry:

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Softball Bat wrote: ↑Mon Dec 16, 2019 10:52 pm

The U.S. debt first began to go out of control under...

Nixon.
The Gold Standard.
America used to have a commodities-backed currency. Now your currency floats on a sea of speculation.

In (Worthless) Paper We Trust

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Softball Bat wrote: ↑Mon Dec 16, 2019 4:17 am Probably carries a purse and dreams of burly musclemen.

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