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- Sat Sep 23, 2023 6:39 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Grooming...full circle
- Replies: 8
- Views: 2143
Re: Grooming...full circle
I know nothing of horses, why would you cut the tail off anyway? What happens? The uncut (easy there special k) hairs hang into the piss collector buckets used to collect the liquid from which they make their beer. :satan: Rack that! OTOH, The beer from Budwis is pretty good. You can buy it in the ...
- Tue Sep 05, 2023 3:53 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Love Isn’t Alive
- Replies: 3
- Views: 1642
Re: Love Isn’t Alive
Never realized Wright was also a session player on all of George Harrison’s solo albums.
- Sat Aug 12, 2023 9:24 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Feelin' 'Bout Half Past Dead
- Replies: 37
- Views: 16756
Re: Feelin' 'Bout Half Past Dead
The end of classic rock was when bands wrote ballads, not because they had something to say, but because the labels were looking for that next hit. I’d say by 1983.
- Wed Aug 09, 2023 11:22 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Feelin' 'Bout Half Past Dead
- Replies: 37
- Views: 16756
Re: Feelin' 'Bout Half Past Dead
Sounds like he had a case of chest fever. Adios Robbie
- Wed Aug 09, 2023 1:47 pm
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: Adios Colorado
- Replies: 15
- Views: 6547
Re: Adios Colorado
I don’t think Stanford is getting left out. They’re $36b endowment, academics, and success in Olympic sports is going to eventually land them in a P4. I’m hoping they can put their disdain for affiliation with religious schools (BYU and Baylor) aside and join the Big XII. They’re going to hook up w...
- Sat Jul 29, 2023 3:12 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Jason Aldean Controversy
- Replies: 64
- Views: 20176
Re: Jason Aldean Controversy
What’s considered country songs/artists now is no more country than Zappa or King Crimson. Americana or roots music, if categorization is required, is the shiznit. Slaid Cleaves, The Bottlerockets (RIP), Kevin Gordon, Rod Picott, Dave Alvin, Alejandro Escovedo, Nikki Lane, James McMurtrey, et al ar...
- Fri Jul 28, 2023 4:36 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Jason Aldean Controversy
- Replies: 64
- Views: 20176
Re: Jason Aldean Controversy
I listened to it and came to the offensive conclusion that the song sucks. It pretty much sounds like the rest of country music. Just a bunch of catchphrases strung together and a chorus that is simple enough to get even the drunkest concert goer to sing along.
- Sun Jul 23, 2023 3:25 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Jason Aldean Controversy
- Replies: 64
- Views: 20176
Re: Jason Aldean Controversy
Jason Aldean didn’t even write that song. It was written by four Nashville based songwriters who were working within the corporate Nashville system. The song got recorded and approved by the executives of his record company and was released by that company. They’re also the ones who made the video t...
- Wed Jul 12, 2023 6:26 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The MLB Experience
- Replies: 31
- Views: 6235
Re: The MLB Experience
The last game I saw was a Braves game at their new stadium. It was meh but had a great time treating my dad to the game. Got a Braves t-shirt courtesy of the t-shirt cannon. Gave that to dad. The stupid attempts to get the crowd yelling were annoying but no worse than an NFL game.
- Thu Jun 22, 2023 12:34 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: 70-96 hours
- Replies: 81
- Views: 6038
- Sat May 27, 2023 4:59 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: One of the Living.....No More
- Replies: 26
- Views: 1744
Re: One of the Living.....No More
We don’t need another corpse.
RIP to a legend. Hot Legs indeed.
RIP to a legend. Hot Legs indeed.
- Mon May 08, 2023 9:50 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Weekend Roll Call 5-6-23
- Replies: 13
- Views: 2269
Re: Weekend Roll Call 5-6-23
Son of a bitch... Presently have my foot elevated and iced. Pain scale was about a 7, now down to a 4 with an Advil. First softball game of the year today and I NEVER felt while I was playing that I had an 'episode'. Never thought to myself in the moment, 'Oh shit, I just fucked up my ankle'. Got h...
- Wed May 03, 2023 10:30 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: King Charles
- Replies: 55
- Views: 3520
Re: King Charles
Chuck is more inbred than this guy.Carson wrote:Charles was more hated than any other inbred on the planet when he left D for Camilla the Ugly.
And that’s saying some thing.
- Mon May 01, 2023 11:15 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Bury! Bury!
- Replies: 7
- Views: 556
Re: Bury! Bury!
As responsible for the decay of TV content as Fox News was for news content. Bury Jerry indeed.
- Thu Mar 30, 2023 8:27 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Masters Contest 2023
- Replies: 22
- Views: 2932
Re: Masters Contest 2023
I’ll take Rory (850) and Bryson DeChambeu (12,000).
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- Sun Mar 19, 2023 3:37 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: very late RIP - Bud Grant
- Replies: 8
- Views: 526
Re: very late RIP - Bud Grant
Honestly, I thought Bud Grant had been dead for years. Props for evading the reaper for 95 years Bud.
- Sun Mar 19, 2023 3:35 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: BIG Drinking night tonight!
- Replies: 40
- Views: 3705
Re: BIG Drinking night tonight!
I spent Saint Pats doing exactly nothing Irish. Like I do every fucking day of the year. I’ve got Irish blood on both sides of my family. I commend them for getting out of that British run shit hole. That doesn’t mean I need to eat the shit foods that they considered luxuries during the potato famin...
- Mon Mar 13, 2023 9:05 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Signature Song
- Replies: 17
- Views: 878
Re: Signature Song
Bad Company: Bad Company
Tina Turner: Private Dancer
Jim Croce: Operator
April Wine: Roller
Kool & The Gang: Celebration
Electric Light Orchestra Turn to Stone
Jackson Browne: Stay
Pat Benetar: Heartbreaker
Cream: Sunshine of your Love
Joni Mitchell: Both Sides Now
Tina Turner: Private Dancer
Jim Croce: Operator
April Wine: Roller
Kool & The Gang: Celebration
Electric Light Orchestra Turn to Stone
Jackson Browne: Stay
Pat Benetar: Heartbreaker
Cream: Sunshine of your Love
Joni Mitchell: Both Sides Now
- Sat Mar 11, 2023 9:30 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: March Madness---Coaching Style
- Replies: 7
- Views: 865
Re: March Madness---Coaching Style
If it were up to Boeheim, he would’ve stayed there until he dropped dead. Good job getting a decent replacement in house and hopefully rebounding in the next few years.
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- Sat Mar 11, 2023 2:44 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: He never was a good outside shooter
- Replies: 14
- Views: 781
Re: He never was a good outside shooter
At best a squad. That is 36 in a full complement.smackaholic wrote:I don’t think it was quite brigade sized.Sven Golly wrote:Isn't Kemp the nog that fathered a brigade of noglets?
Company for sure. Maybe a few companies.
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- Thu Mar 09, 2023 4:34 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: He never was a good outside shooter
- Replies: 14
- Views: 781
Re: He never was a good outside shooter
Just weighed myself this AM. 231 for this guy. Just eating high protein, low glycemic shit that is low in salt and not processed. It works for me.
- Fri Feb 24, 2023 9:06 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: 43 Years Ago Today---- who can't remember ?
- Replies: 15
- Views: 859
Re: 43 Years Ago Today---- who can't remember ?
The last great call of Al Michaels’ career.
- Sun Feb 19, 2023 11:41 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: 1984 - the hits keep on comin'...
- Replies: 28
- Views: 1396
Re: 1984 - the hits keep on comin'...
I imagine if they applied the same rigorous censorship to Hemingway that there would just be a black X on the page.
- Fri Feb 17, 2023 10:47 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
- Replies: 656
- Views: 311239
- Thu Feb 16, 2023 8:06 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: He Gets Us
- Replies: 31
- Views: 1733
Re: He Gets Us
I’d like to think that the rabbi in the New Testament would have fed and clothed the poor rather than wasting money on a Super Bowl ad. Not that I'm a Christian or anything, but I do believe that spreading The Word is part of mission, yes? I think the word has been spread. Anybody who wants to beco...
- Wed Feb 15, 2023 10:13 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: He Gets Us
- Replies: 31
- Views: 1733
Re: He Gets Us
I’d like to think that the rabbi in the New Testament would have fed and clothed the poor rather than wasting money on a Super Bowl ad.
- Fri Feb 10, 2023 5:05 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: More woke nonsense
- Replies: 30
- Views: 4858
Re: More woke nonsense
So UB is erasing Millard Fillmore from the campus? He was a pretty shit president. UB should give him credit though for founding the University.
- Fri Feb 10, 2023 2:25 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Pink Floyd
- Replies: 7
- Views: 395
Pink Floyd
Roger Waters has lost his damn mind thinking it was a good idea to re-record Dark Side of the Moon. Only Roger Waters could possibly listen to Dark Side and think that what this album is missing is more me. Breathe is now a folksy acoustic jam, Money is a twangy country number. Spoken word poetry ov...
- Sat Feb 04, 2023 2:48 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Tom Brady Officially Retires
- Replies: 19
- Views: 1932
Re: Tom Brady Officially Retires
Tampa Bay is completely fucked. Hope they enjoyed that Super Bowl.
- Tue Jan 24, 2023 4:57 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: 93 year old Buzzed Aldrin...
- Replies: 6
- Views: 461
Re: 93 year old Buzzed Aldrin...
I would be happy to be 93 and fucking anything. Since when do you fuckers have standards?
- Fri Jan 20, 2023 12:59 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Will They Put A Southern Cross On His Grave?
- Replies: 50
- Views: 2620
Re: Will They Put A Southern Cross On His Grave?
He doesn’t have to worry about cutting his hair anymore.
For what it’s worth, he’s dead Jim.
For what it’s worth, he’s dead Jim.
- Thu Jan 19, 2023 9:12 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Antarctica trip
- Replies: 208
- Views: 12796
Re: Antarctica trip
Antivaxers are like War Wagon looking at a Bud Lite and saying “My pancreas can handle that.”
- Tue Jan 17, 2023 11:45 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Wyoming Republicans take a stand…
- Replies: 53
- Views: 1934
Re: Wyoming Republicans take a stand…
I'd be curious how well ev's would work in a place like that in winter. I can't imagine that the batteries do all that well when the temps are well below 0º. If you live in a climate where sub zero temperatures are normal, you probably have a block heater. I’m sure similar tech exists for batteries...
- Sun Jan 15, 2023 2:38 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: No Longer Taking Care of Business
- Replies: 5
- Views: 311
- Sat Jan 14, 2023 12:26 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Lisa Marie Presley sudden cardic arrest.
- Replies: 41
- Views: 1458
Re: Lisa Marie Presley sudden cardic arrest.
My guess? Fentanyl.
- Tue Jan 10, 2023 8:44 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Fucked Around & Found Out...
- Replies: 45
- Views: 1380
Re: Fucked Around & Found Out...
“Trump also called her death ‘totally unexpected’ but offered up a theory of his own: "probably her big and precious HEART just plain gave out."
Enlarged heart + Covid = Dead
Enlarged heart + Covid = Dead
- Tue Jan 10, 2023 6:49 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: CFP Championship Game Thread
- Replies: 23
- Views: 930
Re: CFP Championship Game Thread
Another good reason to savor that result.
Like the fucking kiss of death. You should have stayed in Cancun for the game you Ivy League twat.
Like the fucking kiss of death. You should have stayed in Cancun for the game you Ivy League twat.
- Tue Jan 10, 2023 12:46 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: CFP Championship Game Thread
- Replies: 23
- Views: 930
Re: CFP Championship Game Thread
The transitive theory of college football is now pretzel logic somewhere in the firmament.Softball Bat wrote:What does this beatdown say about Michigan?
- Tue Jan 10, 2023 11:25 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: CFP Championship Game Thread
- Replies: 23
- Views: 930
Re: CFP Championship Game Thread
I’m trying to set realistic expectations for my UGA loving son. He’s already talking 3 peat. I got nothing for him. Thanks TCU. Samford would have been a more interesting opponent.
- Tue Jan 10, 2023 4:03 am
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: How did Citadel steal TCUs uniforms?
- Replies: 1
- Views: 2216
How did Citadel steal TCUs uniforms?
Brutal, Georgia just broke the Frogs like a bad habit, a rented mule and a red headed stepchild all at once. They’re not making it easy for me to tell my UGA, loving son, to be humble. He’s already running around talking about a three peat.