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- Thu Dec 24, 2020 6:36 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Fire on the Mountain
- Replies: 8
- Views: 1256
- Mon Dec 21, 2020 7:07 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Great Conjunction!
- Replies: 12
- Views: 1471
Re: The Great Conjunction!
I'll go with 1/365.24Softball Bat wrote: ↑Mon Dec 21, 2020 6:39 am
The long awaited Jupiter-Saturn conjunction occurs today, on the winter solstice.
What are the odds of that?
- Mon Dec 21, 2020 7:05 pm
- Forum: CFB and CBB Pick'Em
- Topic: 2020-2021 CFB Pickem Bowl Lines
- Replies: 12
- Views: 16222
Re: 2020-2021 CFB Pickem Bowl Lines
Game 1 - NTX 76 (?) Game 2 - NEV Game 3 - BYU Game 4 - VTK Game 5 - MEM Game 6 - HAW Game 7 - MAR Game 8 - CCU Game 9 - SCL Game 10 - LAL Game 11 - GST Game 12 - OKS Game 13 - COL Game 14 - WFU Game 15 - IOW Game 16 - OKA Game 17 - TLS Game 18 - SJS Game 19 - WVU Game 20 - TCU Game 21 - CIN Game 22 ...
- Sun Dec 20, 2020 4:45 am
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: Losing Money Betting On College Football This Year? You’re Not Alone.
- Replies: 1
- Views: 1531
Re: Losing Money Betting On College Football This Year? You’re Not Alone.
While the point is valid, I'm pretty sure that when you walk into a sportsbook, they don';t put a gun to your head and say "you MUST pick this game." I'm also quite sure they don't make you pick 10 games. I'm also quite sure that you can play money-lines.
- Sat Dec 19, 2020 6:24 am
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: Since USC was the one with the rona cases
- Replies: 14
- Views: 5174
Re: Since USC was the one with the rona cases
Putting aside the complete shitshow the PAC was this season... That was a great game. I'd say the same if the Fighting Schmicks had mounted a comeback and won. Something rarely said about a PAC game -- it was a battle in the trenches. 4 lines beating the hell out of each other (my kinda game... sup ...
- Sat Dec 19, 2020 6:05 am
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: Since USC was the one with the rona cases
- Replies: 14
- Views: 5174
- Sat Dec 19, 2020 1:17 am
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: Since USC was the one with the rona cases
- Replies: 14
- Views: 5174
Re: Since USC was the one with the rona cases
Since we know Schimck's stance on out of state players... it must kill him that USC's best player is from Oregon.
- Fri Dec 18, 2020 10:25 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Cruisin' for a Bruisin'
- Replies: 8
- Views: 1333
Re: Cruisin' for a Bruisin'
tremendous douche. Sort of a strange combination of words. If you’re speaking literally. He's a douche of great intensity. Obviously, "tremendous" was used literally (sup Screwy doesn't know what that word means), and "douche" was used colloquially. I suppose I could have just g...
- Fri Dec 18, 2020 10:18 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Yellow Pages
- Replies: 38
- Views: 4511
Re: The Yellow Pages
Don't be silly.The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: ↑Thu Dec 17, 2020 8:42 pm
41 fucking inches, not even a typical Dinsdale skank wants 41" at one time.
That takes 5 thrusts.
- Fri Dec 18, 2020 8:35 pm
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: Since USC was the one with the rona cases
- Replies: 14
- Views: 5174
Re: Since USC was the one with the rona cases
Except for that contract extension thingy.
Millions of extra $$$ couldn't get Mario to move back to Alabama.
Millions of extra $$$ couldn't get Mario to move back to Alabama.
- Fri Dec 18, 2020 8:32 pm
- Forum: CFB and CBB Pick'Em
- Topic: 2020 CFB Pickem - Week 16 Lines
- Replies: 10
- Views: 5514
Re: 2020 CFB Pickem - Week 16 Lines
Doh!
Ixnay 19ay, MRY
Replace with Game 21 - CIN
Ixnay 19ay, MRY
Replace with Game 21 - CIN
- Fri Dec 18, 2020 8:28 pm
- Forum: CFB and CBB Pick'Em
- Topic: 2020 CFB Pickem - Week 16 Lines
- Replies: 10
- Views: 5514
Re: 2020 CFB Pickem - Week 16 Lines
Game 1 - NDM 71
Game 3 -RUT
Game 5 - ORE
Game 8 - ISU
Game 12 - CCU
Game 15 - MIN
Game 16 - SJS
Game 19 - MRY
Game 20 - ALA
Game 22 - ORS
Game 3 -RUT
Game 5 - ORE
Game 8 - ISU
Game 12 - CCU
Game 15 - MIN
Game 16 - SJS
Game 19 - MRY
Game 20 - ALA
Game 22 - ORS
- Thu Dec 17, 2020 5:03 pm
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: Since USC was the one with the rona cases
- Replies: 14
- Views: 5174
- Thu Dec 17, 2020 5:00 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Cruisin' for a Bruisin'
- Replies: 8
- Views: 1333
Re: Cruisin' for a Bruisin'
He's not wrong.
But he's a tremendous douche.
But he's a tremendous douche.
- Sun Dec 13, 2020 12:50 am
- Forum: CFB and CBB Pick'Em
- Topic: 2020 CFB Pickem - Week 15 Lines
- Replies: 9
- Views: 5117
Re: 2020 CFB Pickem - Week 15 Lines
Ixnay on the 42ay (notWAS)
Game 41 - ORS
Game 41 - ORS
- Sat Dec 12, 2020 2:56 am
- Forum: CFB and CBB Pick'Em
- Topic: 2020 CFB Pickem - Week 15 Lines
- Replies: 9
- Views: 5117
Re: 2020 CFB Pickem - Week 15 Lines
Game 1 - UNC 64
Game 7 - ALA
Game 13 - MIN
Game 17 - LOU
Game 20 - CCU
Game 22 - NAV
Game 24 - IOW
Game 34 - OKS
Game 40 - SDS
Game 42 - CAL
Game 7 - ALA
Game 13 - MIN
Game 17 - LOU
Game 20 - CCU
Game 22 - NAV
Game 24 - IOW
Game 34 - OKS
Game 40 - SDS
Game 42 - CAL
- Fri Dec 11, 2020 10:28 pm
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: Since USC was the one with the rona cases
- Replies: 14
- Views: 5174
Re: Since USC was the one with the rona cases
The fair solution to the PAC CCG would be to have USC play Colorado.
- Thu Dec 10, 2020 5:48 pm
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: Since USC was the one with the rona cases
- Replies: 14
- Views: 5174
Re: Since USC was the one with the rona cases
Along those lines, if Oregon would have beaten UDub this Saturday, they would have won the North. UDub gets the rona, cancels the game, and wins the North.
That's pretty fucked up.
That's pretty fucked up.
- Sat Dec 05, 2020 5:06 pm
- Forum: CFB and CBB Pick'Em
- Topic: 2020 CFB Pickem - Week 14 Lines
- Replies: 8
- Views: 5547
Re: 2020 CFB Pickem - Week 14 Lines
Game 1 - AUB 53
Game 21 - WMU
Game 25 - FLA
Game 27 - ISU
Game 30 - BOS
Game 36 - NCS
Game 39 - ORU
Game 40 - COL
Game 44 - ALA
Game 50 - ORS
Game 21 - WMU
Game 25 - FLA
Game 27 - ISU
Game 30 - BOS
Game 36 - NCS
Game 39 - ORU
Game 40 - COL
Game 44 - ALA
Game 50 - ORS
- Sat Nov 28, 2020 7:24 pm
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: Fuck bama
- Replies: 3
- Views: 3844
Re: Fuck bama
Fuck Auburn... with Cam Newton's dad's dick.
- Sat Nov 28, 2020 7:23 pm
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: Oregon @ Oregon State
- Replies: 4
- Views: 1660
Re: Oregon @ Oregon State
Exciting game (for me, anyway). That game had it all... except any semblance of defense.
If we had more general discussions these days, I probably would have mentioned that Jermar Jefferson has been amazing this season. Must have fucked some sheep during the offseason.
If we had more general discussions these days, I probably would have mentioned that Jermar Jefferson has been amazing this season. Must have fucked some sheep during the offseason.
- Sat Nov 28, 2020 7:19 pm
- Forum: CFB and CBB Pick'Em
- Topic: 2020 CFB Pickem - Week 13 Lines
- Replies: 10
- Views: 6534
Re: 2020 CFB Pickem - Week 13 Lines
Game 40 - TEM
Replaces game 32
Our little game here is becoming a shit show just like BTPCFB.
Replaces game 32
Our little game here is becoming a shit show just like BTPCFB.
- Fri Nov 27, 2020 7:43 pm
- Forum: CFB and CBB Pick'Em
- Topic: 2020 CFB Pickem - Week 13 Lines
- Replies: 10
- Views: 6534
Re: 2020 CFB Pickem - Week 13 Lines
Game 1 - ALA 68
Game 8 - NDM
Game 13 - ORU
Game 15 - FLA
Game 17 - OKS
Game 32 - MIN
Game 33 - CCU
Game 38 - NWS
Game 53 - VIR
Game 56 - HAW
Game 8 - NDM
Game 13 - ORU
Game 15 - FLA
Game 17 - OKS
Game 32 - MIN
Game 33 - CCU
Game 38 - NWS
Game 53 - VIR
Game 56 - HAW
- Sat Nov 21, 2020 6:34 am
- Forum: CFB and CBB Pick'Em
- Topic: 2020 CFB Pickem - Week 12 Lines
- Replies: 11
- Views: 6168
Re: 2020 CFB Pickem - Week 12 Lines
Game 1 - OKA 66
Game 11 - ORE
Game 12 - OSU
Game 15 - CCU
Game 23 - LSU
Game 25 - WKY
Game 27 - NAL
Game 28 - SOM
Game 51 - USC
Game 53 - HAW
Game 11 - ORE
Game 12 - OSU
Game 15 - CCU
Game 23 - LSU
Game 25 - WKY
Game 27 - NAL
Game 28 - SOM
Game 51 - USC
Game 53 - HAW
- Mon Nov 16, 2020 6:05 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: IB: Ideation of the Black Female
- Replies: 11
- Views: 2194
Re: IB: Ideation of the Black Female
Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Fri Nov 13, 2020 6:31 am
I should hope so, because Under Siege is Steven Seagal's magnum opus.
The above quoted post might be your magnum opus, since I made it all the way through.
Still doesn't make it good.
- Mon Nov 16, 2020 6:03 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: [g]White supremacist lyft driver in the U&L.[/g]
- Replies: 11
- Views: 1574
- Sun Nov 15, 2020 8:34 pm
- Forum: Golf
- Topic: Masters Week
- Replies: 7
- Views: 7088
Re: Masters Week
A defending champ blowing up on 12? That's hilarious!
Sin,
Jordan Spieth
I had DJ all the way (actually, I really did, but since I didn't post it, it's no-countsies). Dude's on fire of late.
- Sun Nov 15, 2020 8:26 pm
- Forum: CFB and CBB Pick'Em
- Topic: 2020 CFB Pickem - Week 11 Results
- Replies: 2
- Views: 2779
Re: 2020 CFB Pickem - Week 11 Results
Congrats to Cornhusker.
- Sun Nov 15, 2020 4:50 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Has Dump done anything on Covid-19 lately?
- Replies: 60
- Views: 4492
Re: Has Dump done anything on Covid-19 lately?
Care to explain how states can invoke the DPA to get PPE's manufactured? What? There's a market for it. Where there's demand, there will be supply. But commies don't get that concept. But you clearly believe that the government should control the means of production, along with putting "countr...
- Sat Nov 14, 2020 12:53 am
- Forum: CFB and CBB Pick'Em
- Topic: 2020 CFB Pickem - Week 11 Lines
- Replies: 8
- Views: 4491
Re: 2020 CFB Pickem - Week 11 Lines
Game 1 - MIC 54
Game 12 - MIF
Game 13 - IND
Game 19- PSU
Game 20 - RUT
Game 27 - FST
Game 38 - LOU
Game 40 - SDS
Game 41 - TEK
Game 44 - ORU
Game 12 - MIF
Game 13 - IND
Game 19- PSU
Game 20 - RUT
Game 27 - FST
Game 38 - LOU
Game 40 - SDS
Game 41 - TEK
Game 44 - ORU
- Fri Nov 13, 2020 1:23 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: IB: Ideation of the Black Female
- Replies: 11
- Views: 2194
Re: IB: Ideation of the Black Female
Uhm... you're comparison for artistic brilliance is Under Fucking Siege?
I'm rarely at a loss for a sharp, scathing retort... but you got me. Congrats.
I'm rarely at a loss for a sharp, scathing retort... but you got me. Congrats.
- Fri Nov 13, 2020 1:11 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: ANTIFA Unmasked
- Replies: 58
- Views: 5292
Re: ANTIFA Unmasked
A guy the Proud Boys completely disowned years ago (because he's a racist fuck) is a "top leader" in a group that kicks any member out who associates with this "top leader"? What sort of mental gymnastics does that take? Confirmation bias so strong that you'll believe any lie tha...
- Sat Nov 07, 2020 6:19 pm
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: Fecal cancels game because they can't field a competitive team
- Replies: 1
- Views: 1339
Re: Fecal cancels game because they can't field a competitive team
Maybe dipshit Larry Scott should have started a week earlier, and schedule every team a bye on the same week. Could have made up some of these games. Cal is eliminated from the CFP before they even play a game every year, but this year, it's literally true. The PAC better hope either USC or Oregon r...
- Sat Nov 07, 2020 6:14 pm
- Forum: CFB and CBB Pick'Em
- Topic: 2020 CFB Pickem - Week 10 Lines
- Replies: 10
- Views: 4877
Re: 2020 CFB Pickem - Week 10 Lines
Game 1 - TSA 63
Game 28 - SYR
Game 29 - MAS
Game 35 - MTN
Game 37 - ILL
Game 44- SCL
Game 48 - UCL
Game 51- ORE
Game 52 - TEN
Game 53 - CCU
Game 28 - SYR
Game 29 - MAS
Game 35 - MTN
Game 37 - ILL
Game 44- SCL
Game 48 - UCL
Game 51- ORE
Game 52 - TEN
Game 53 - CCU
- Thu Oct 29, 2020 6:03 pm
- Forum: CFB and CBB Pick'Em
- Topic: 2020 CFB Pickem - Week 9 Lines
- Replies: 9
- Views: 4846
Re: 2020 CFB Pickem - Week 9 Lines
Game 1 - TCU 78
Game 7 - WYO
Game 10 - MEM
Game 13 - CCU
Game 23 - NDM
Game 25 - RUT
Game 34 - ALA
Game 36 - DUK
Game 37 - OSU
Game 40 -NAV
Game 7 - WYO
Game 10 - MEM
Game 13 - CCU
Game 23 - NDM
Game 25 - RUT
Game 34 - ALA
Game 36 - DUK
Game 37 - OSU
Game 40 -NAV
- Sat Oct 24, 2020 4:29 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Your message to a future generation
- Replies: 42
- Views: 11430
Re: Your message to a future generation
My apologies...
Regardless of how hammered you get, never forget to do the finger-sniff test before you commit to putting your face up in there.
- Sat Oct 24, 2020 12:56 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Your message to a future generation
- Replies: 42
- Views: 11430
Re: Your message to a future generation
I'd tell them:
Don't waste your life traveling around the world to try and sell people on your version of religion. It makes you a giant douche.
Don't waste your life traveling around the world to try and sell people on your version of religion. It makes you a giant douche.
- Sat Oct 24, 2020 12:51 am
- Forum: CFB and CBB Pick'Em
- Topic: 2020 CFB Pickem - Week 8 Lines
- Replies: 9
- Views: 4715
Re: 2020 CFB Pickem - Week 8 Lines
Game 1 - MIC 58
Game 10 - KAN
Game 11 - CCU
Game 13 - AUB
Game 15 - MEM
Game 18 - MSU
Game 22 - ALA
Game 23 - NDM
Game 30 - IOW
Game 35 - WVU
Game 10 - KAN
Game 11 - CCU
Game 13 - AUB
Game 15 - MEM
Game 18 - MSU
Game 22 - ALA
Game 23 - NDM
Game 30 - IOW
Game 35 - WVU
- Mon Oct 19, 2020 2:14 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Fosbury Flop
- Replies: 27
- Views: 3034
- Sun Oct 11, 2020 8:23 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: This bugs me
- Replies: 14
- Views: 1415
Re: This bugs me
You keep using that word... I do not think it means what you think it means.