Ha ha, this is mint. The NHL would be maniacs to pull their players from the Olympics - I bet there are more people watching this game here than the Super Bowl.
I knew this was going to OT when Crosby choked.
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- Sun Feb 28, 2010 10:35 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Bestest winter olympic sport.
- Replies: 337
- Views: 17958
- Mon Feb 22, 2010 3:25 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Prepare the Fatted American, wankers.
- Replies: 29
- Views: 1863
Re: Prepare the Fatted American, wankers.
That video clip is a 1970 football show where fashion designers were invited to jazz up traditional football strips. Seeing as your average German football wears a kutte , which is a cut-off denim jacket festooned with patches and beer stains, like so; http://www.eintracht-archiv.de/aufnaeher/kutte....
- Fri Feb 19, 2010 11:11 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Prepare the Fatted American, wankers.
- Replies: 29
- Views: 1863
Re: Prepare the Fatted American, wankers.
Are you saying they've been mincing about in denim jackets with no shirts underneath and backwards baseball caps? HOW DARE YOU, SIR.
- Fri Feb 19, 2010 5:08 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: India-Pakistan Border Nightly Closing Ceremony
- Replies: 20
- Views: 607
Re: India-Pakistan Border Nightly Closing Ceremony
You should conduct a ceremony for the closing of your left arse cheek against your right one, Pickle. With a bit of thought and the right choreography from your friends - possibly an archway of black penises having the last droplets of 'Pickle Juice' shaken from them - it would make quite a spectacu...
- Fri Feb 19, 2010 4:59 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Prepare the Fatted American, wankers.
- Replies: 29
- Views: 1863
Re: Prepare the Fatted American, wankers.
Very pleased for them.
- Fri Feb 19, 2010 4:50 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Prepare the Fatted American, wankers.
- Replies: 29
- Views: 1863
Re: Prepare the Fatted American, wankers.
Probably not even a percent of how much you liked it.Jsc810 wrote:Hey Nish, how did you like the Super Bowl?
Really enjoyed it, actually. Was well chuffed for the Saints. And couldn't believe how well Van Morrison looked during the halftime show.
- Fri Feb 19, 2010 4:47 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Jeremy Kyle is coming.
- Replies: 6
- Views: 394
Re: Jeremy Kyle is coming.
Oh, it's me alright. Oh, and Cuda? Has your mother-sister told you about your long-lost British brother yet? His 'smack' is as impervious as yours... [youtube]<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/W0U84z_SZv4&hl=en...
- Fri Feb 19, 2010 12:26 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Jeremy Kyle is coming.
- Replies: 6
- Views: 394
Re: Jeremy Kyle is coming.
I don't know what they drink, but I do know it inevitably ends up soaked into the mattress. But, no matter. As even the most misogynist board member will testify, the true strength of a race lies in the character of its woman. Observe, then, the quiet, elegant dignity of the English Mother; [youtube...
- Fri Feb 19, 2010 9:54 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Jeremy Kyle is coming.
- Replies: 6
- Views: 394
Jeremy Kyle is coming.
You'll remember that I was the one who gave you advance notice about Simon Cowell back in the day. Now I'm going to do it again. http://neilbeynon.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/779_jeremy_kyle_342x262.jpg That, people, is Jeremy Kyle. He does a Maury-like thing on national British television in the mo...
- Fri Feb 19, 2010 9:40 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: India-Pakistan Border Nightly Closing Ceremony
- Replies: 20
- Views: 607
Re: India-Pakistan Border Nightly Closing Ceremony
Funny you should mention Monty Python. [youtube]<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/YeSX6AZ5xEI&hl=en_GB&fs=1&color1=0xcc2550&color2=0xe87a9f"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" valu...
- Fri Feb 19, 2010 1:58 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Prepare the Fatted American, wankers.
- Replies: 29
- Views: 1863
Prepare the Fatted American, wankers.
The Prodigal Son has returned. [youtube]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ji6r7J6L2bk&hl=en_GB&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name=&quo...
- Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:35 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Deliciously Orwellian
- Replies: 125
- Views: 2418
Re: Deliciously Orwellian
Hello chaps, Just popping in to say that the American Right knows as much about the NHS as they do about winning wars properly and picking VP nominees that aren't cretins. The National Health Service is not perfect, until you compare it to what you poor bastards have. And then you realise it is. If ...
- Mon Feb 02, 2009 3:08 am
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Super Bowl in game
- Replies: 155
- Views: 7505
Re: Super Bowl in game
So when did the NFL pass a rule that made Super Bowls good?
Very pleased I stopped up tonight. Congrats, Steelers fans.
Very pleased I stopped up tonight. Congrats, Steelers fans.
- Mon Dec 29, 2008 1:54 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Cowboys are a shoe-in to win the Super Bowl this year
- Replies: 154
- Views: 8300
Re: Cowboys are a shoe-in to win the Super Bowl this year
MB, your avatar is incredibly apposite for this thread. It looks like God is about to vomit into Texas Stadium.
- Mon Dec 29, 2008 1:50 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: The chase for 0-16
- Replies: 36
- Views: 883
Re: The chase for 0-16
Good on you, '08 Lions. Every year when the last winless team gets their first victory, you can all go round someone's garage, drink shitty home brew that's not ready for another month, and then all go to hospital to have your stomachs pumped.
- Fri Dec 26, 2008 5:55 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Sick Motherfucker
- Replies: 37
- Views: 1087
Re: Sick Motherfucker
That's grim, Ken.Ken wrote:How many in here have shaken a murderer's hand? Who can say that? Not that I'm proud of it, but I can now say I've done it. I've shaken that motherfucker's hand twice before.
- Fri Dec 26, 2008 5:41 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: $$$ Gifts
- Replies: 28
- Views: 2296
Re: $$$ Gifts
RumpleForeskin wrote:By the way, I made the best deep fried turkey I have ever made
I have a Wii too, and Guitar Hero. We should form a band. 'The Sad Bastards' has a nice ring to it.
- Fri Dec 26, 2008 12:55 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Favorite Albums
- Replies: 31
- Views: 1903
Re: Favorite Albums
Why? Get Signing Off, you silly, silly man.Whiggle wrote:
- Fri Dec 26, 2008 12:39 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Even Pat Buchanan is fed up with Southern Repukes
- Replies: 22
- Views: 890
Re: Even Pat Buchanan is fed up with Southern Repukes
In a good year, Americans buy 17 million cars. A more populous EU probably buys as many. Three billion people in India, Southeast Asia and China, four times as many people as there are in the EU and United States, are moving toward the middle class. They, too, will be wanting cars. And millions of ...
- Fri Dec 26, 2008 12:33 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: How did you come to be associated with Smack Chat?
- Replies: 107
- Views: 7242
Re: How did you come to be associated with Smack Chat?
Pretty much from day one. Got into a dispute about the '97 Ryder Cup, when I couldn't give a shit about golf. Halcyon days, when you would think to yourself; "I am telling someone on another continent who I don't even know that he is a cunt and he sucks off his Dad. I am a pioneer."
- Sun Dec 14, 2008 7:31 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: "This is the end"
- Replies: 30
- Views: 876
- Mon Dec 01, 2008 8:18 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Maybe those fuggin' limeys are onto something.
- Replies: 6
- Views: 461
Re: Maybe those fuggin' limeys are onto something.
The limeys have been ridiculed for their room temp beer swilling tendencies. They have no such tendency. They serve their beer cold or cellar temperature at warmest (50-60 degrees). And, yes, cellar temperature is the ideal serving temperture for ale which is what the Brits are noteworthy for. Lage...
- Sat Nov 22, 2008 11:11 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: "The worker tragically succumbed to his wound."
- Replies: 5
- Views: 527
Re: "The worker tragically succumbed to his wound."
Pussy.
Sincerely,
Siegfried
(or it might be Roy)
Sincerely,
Siegfried
(or it might be Roy)
- Sat Nov 22, 2008 11:09 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Rumplewife suddenly looks rather attractive
- Replies: 11
- Views: 1962
Rumplewife suddenly looks rather attractive
Apologies if this is GD, but anyway...
The poster is trolling, but the pics are all too real. And check that cake.
The poster is trolling, but the pics are all too real. And check that cake.
- Sat Nov 22, 2008 10:52 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: for Dan: the long trip of the injured butterfly
- Replies: 9
- Views: 1103
Re: for Dan: the long trip of the injured butterfly
This is like the insect version of Midnight Cowboy, but with a happier ending.
- Sat Nov 22, 2008 12:17 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Mitch Mitchell - DEAD.
- Replies: 29
- Views: 1872
Re: Mitch Mitchell - DEAD.
Third Stone From The Sun is all you need to know about how SKILL Mitch Mitchell was. Both him and Noel Redding were criminally underrated, but then again, when you play with Hendrix, you're pretty much gonna be.
All of Sly and the Family Stone are still alive. Amazingly.
All of Sly and the Family Stone are still alive. Amazingly.
- Sat Nov 22, 2008 12:30 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Hot Swedish Action
- Replies: 19
- Views: 2430
Re: Hot Swedish Action
Appearing for one night only...Roger and the Shrubbers! http://d11885738.u33.surftown.nu/images/swedish-dance-bands-037.jpg That's just wrong, mate. When I was that thin I could have never grown a moustache that well. How the hell are you, by the way? I'm fine, mate. Hope you are too. http://d11885...
- Tue Nov 18, 2008 2:39 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Hot Swedish Action
- Replies: 19
- Views: 2430
Re: Hot Swedish Action
Appearing for one night only...Roger and the Shrubbers!
- Tue Nov 18, 2008 12:20 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Hot Swedish Action
- Replies: 19
- Views: 2430
Hot Swedish Action
Best website ever . Extra props for including Irie's wedding photo. http://d11885738.u33.surftown.nu/images/swedish-dance-bands-033.jpg http://d11885738.u33.surftown.nu/images/swedish-dance-bands-015.jpg http://d11885738.u33.surftown.nu/images/swedish-dance-bands-010.jpg http://d11885738.u33.surfto...
- Thu Nov 13, 2008 7:34 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Son of a bitch mvscal
- Replies: 71
- Views: 3416
Re: Son of a bitch mvscal
You missed this one;
Nishlord wrote:I don't know who's the more desperate - the Republicans or the sex-starved knuckle-draggers on this thread.
The Emboldening Cretin wrote: That would have to be B) since this is in no way a 'desperation' choice.
Let the lefties spin on though....
- Wed Nov 12, 2008 7:59 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Sarah Palin dumber than we thought?
- Replies: 165
- Views: 10368
Re: Sarah Palin dumber than we thought?
I swear that if any more brain cells leak out of my ear whilst reading Rasputin's shitty excuses for posts, I will be Sarah Palin by the end of the month. Go and wring your knickers out and put them on the radiator, for fuck's sake.
- Wed Nov 12, 2008 7:47 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Are any of our Board Mongs living on here at the moment?
- Replies: 14
- Views: 1471
Re: Are any of our Board Mongs living on here at the moment?
Learn to spell German, iodot coawards.
- Wed Nov 12, 2008 7:42 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Sarah Palin dumber than we thought?
- Replies: 165
- Views: 10368
Re: Sarah Palin dumber than we thought?
Hey Trev, here's something you could clarify; are you a woman, or do you just post like one?
- Wed Nov 12, 2008 6:26 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Sarah Palin dumber than we thought?
- Replies: 165
- Views: 10368
Re: Sarah Palin dumber than we thought?
Oh, fair enough. I'll give my friend Conan the Barbarian a call. He loves hearing the lamentation of the women. Especially when it's going to last for at least 24 months.
- Wed Nov 12, 2008 6:08 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Sarah Palin dumber than we thought?
- Replies: 165
- Views: 10368
Re: Sarah Palin dumber than we thought?
Are you supposed to be Saving America right now, cunt-bucket?
- Wed Nov 12, 2008 6:04 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Are any of our Board Mongs living on here at the moment?
- Replies: 14
- Views: 1471
Are any of our Board Mongs living on here at the moment?
Rack those crazy Afro-Norwegians
Some of the comments are priceless. Particularly the theory about Your President being the son of Malcolm X. I'm sure Rah Rah Rasputin, The One Board's Greatest Melt Machine ('sup, Boney M) is following this Bernsteinian saga with bated breath.
Some of the comments are priceless. Particularly the theory about Your President being the son of Malcolm X. I'm sure Rah Rah Rasputin, The One Board's Greatest Melt Machine ('sup, Boney M) is following this Bernsteinian saga with bated breath.
- Wed Nov 12, 2008 5:57 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Sarah Palin dumber than we thought?
- Replies: 165
- Views: 10368
Re: Sarah Palin dumber than we thought?
No. It's called 'being articulate'.Onions wrote:do you sit around and read the dictionary all day nishlord?
- Tue Nov 11, 2008 11:01 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: How Much Can Sarah Learn in Four Years?
- Replies: 16
- Views: 1887
Re: How Much Can Sarah Learn in Four Years?
She thinks of it not as a continent, more of a whole new repository of potential child names.
- Tue Nov 11, 2008 10:53 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Sarah Palin dumber than we thought?
- Replies: 165
- Views: 10368
Re: Sarah Palin dumber than we thought?
God, you're a pathetic mewling whelp.Rasclaat wrote:“The lamps are going out all over America; we shall not see them lit again in our lifetime”
- Wed Nov 05, 2008 7:39 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: GOP - Send Your Thank You Notes
- Replies: 43
- Views: 2825
Re: GOP - Send Your Thank You Notes
Already forgotten where they are, twat-boy? The thing about successful wars is that they usually end at some point. Oh, and here's your new champion of the right; From this wonderful Newsweek collection of campaign trails, we learn today that Palin’s shopping spree was a lot worse than the original ...