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- Mon Oct 06, 2008 10:49 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: where is Jess the Rookie?
- Replies: 52
- Views: 1826
Re: where is Jess the Rookie?
Just a guess.
- Mon Oct 06, 2008 10:41 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Obama's Momma, Trash?
- Replies: 23
- Views: 1750
Re: Obama's Momma, Trash?
Why does that comical man stand behind a massive England crest? Another jealous Colonial aspiring to his betters, I'll be bound.
- Mon Oct 06, 2008 10:24 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: where is Jess the Rookie?
- Replies: 52
- Views: 1826
Re: where is Jess the Rookie?
Maybe we should all chip in some money to bail Cuda out, on the condition that he dress up as a prostitute and avail Jess of his cherry. I'd be willing to pitch in some of the Queen's currency to help both of these unfortunate wretches out.
- Mon Oct 06, 2008 1:35 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: where is Jess the Rookie?
- Replies: 52
- Views: 1826
Re: where is Jess the Rookie?
Hey, you won't be saying that when Jess loads his Iron Shiek boots by stomping them three times. BREK HIS BACK, JESS! MAK HIM HUMBLE IN OLD COUNTRY WAY!smackaholic wrote:I think I'd rather be seen in oversized panties.jtr wrote:
Well, maybe not.
- Mon Oct 06, 2008 1:19 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: "It's a sad day for Bukkake"
- Replies: 13
- Views: 2138
Re: "It's a sad day for Bukkake"
Cash is paid the Bukkake guys. Each guy is paid $50. Let me see if I got this right? 'Bukkake guys' get ... paid ... 50 bills to blow a load in some dumb ho's face? Gotta be one of those fine print gotcha dealies, no? Yeah. You have to stand around with other men glopping away, and then be stared a...
- Mon Oct 06, 2008 1:02 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Juice GUILTY!
- Replies: 58
- Views: 4840
Re: Juice GUILTY!
Even the stunning verdict came as most of America slept, oblivious to the irony that Simpson might spend the rest of his life in prison for what most perceived as a petty crime, a tussle among dysfunctional middle-aged men. Christ, if that's a crime in America, why aren't I only one left on this bo...
- Sat Oct 04, 2008 10:09 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: "It's a sad day for Bukkake"
- Replies: 13
- Views: 2138
"It's a sad day for Bukkake"
Armed Bukkake - Porn Set Robbed of $3750 --Gene Ross Porn Valley- A gunman walked into the Van Nuys Studios Wednesday night during the shooting of a Bukkake scene and made off with $3750. Johnny Thrust was robbed with a gun thrust in his face. "Some bastard came in and ripped off 50 Bukkake guy...
- Sat Oct 04, 2008 10:08 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Sarah kicks ass
- Replies: 77
- Views: 5987
Re: Sarah kicks ass
She didn't drool down her blouse. Well done, Republicans. You did a great job.
- Mon Sep 29, 2008 12:34 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: More desperation
- Replies: 10
- Views: 805
Re: More desperation
Wow. You waited so long to take a bitch-swipe at me, and you came up with...that.
- Sun Sep 28, 2008 3:14 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: More desperation
- Replies: 10
- Views: 805
- Thu Sep 25, 2008 3:52 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: McCain "suspends" campaign
- Replies: 156
- Views: 4065
Re: McCain "suspends" campaign
Can't wait to see those McCAIN/PALIN 2009-ISH badges.
- Thu Sep 25, 2008 11:25 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: McCain "suspends" campaign
- Replies: 156
- Views: 4065
Re: McCain "suspends" campaign
I'm starting to wonder what John McCain has to do to make the usual bigoted dregs on this board finally break down and admit that they've been wasting their time propping up a morally bankrupt cretin who is actually making people start to sympathise with President Monkey. Seriously, what will it tak...
- Sun Sep 21, 2008 9:44 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Richard Wright dead
- Replies: 85
- Views: 4766
Re: Richard Wright dead
(and if you're gonna come back with that 'Public Enemy aren't a band' nonsense, I have War at 4 and Parliament/Funkadelic at 5)
- Sun Sep 21, 2008 9:41 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Richard Wright dead
- Replies: 85
- Views: 4766
Re: Richard Wright dead
All smack aside, how is it that Americans appreciate British musicians more that Brits do? And how is it that the Brits appreciate the greatest American musicians more than the Yanks do? Prophets aren't honored it their own country, I guess. So anyways, I gave my top 3 list of British bands. Only f...
- Sun Sep 21, 2008 9:36 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: John McCain on healthcare
- Replies: 4
- Views: 355
Re: John McCain on healthcare
If we had you on ignore, the entire board would have enough content on it to safely fit onto a 1980s digital watch. Eight times over.
- Sun Sep 21, 2008 9:30 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Leave this long haired country boy alone
- Replies: 14
- Views: 443
Re: Leave this long haired country boy alone
The South's gonna do what again? Have a fucking shave, I hope.
That music is fucking horrible.
That music is fucking horrible.
- Fri Sep 19, 2008 5:18 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The heartwarming thing about the AIG buyout...
- Replies: 11
- Views: 1400
Re: The heartwarming thing about the AIG buyout...
Propping us up? Ha! We're going through ludicrous inflation because of fat greedy American cunts wanting a massive house without having the money to pay for it. Nice bit of 'propping' there. If we had gone in with the Euro like we should have done, we wouldn't be in the state we are now. (oh, and ji...
- Fri Sep 19, 2008 10:37 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The heartwarming thing about the AIG buyout...
- Replies: 11
- Views: 1400
The heartwarming thing about the AIG buyout...
your tax dollars now go towards sponsorship of Manchester United.
Thanks, chaps. So good that you're working towards supporting the greatest sport in the world.
Thanks, chaps. So good that you're working towards supporting the greatest sport in the world.
- Thu Sep 18, 2008 11:55 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Palin and Her "Strong" Kenyon Pastor, Huntin' Witches
- Replies: 58
- Views: 3762
Re: Palin and Her "Strong" Kenyon Pastor, Huntin' Witches
Seriously, you and Diogenes are acting like a couple of bulldykes in a mini-bus, taking offence at someone not enjoying the KD Lang CD they demanded to be put on. Calm down, ladies.
- Thu Sep 18, 2008 7:13 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Norman Whitfield was a fucking GENIUS
- Replies: 14
- Views: 471
Re: Norman Whitfield was a fucking GENIUS
You are, and always will be, a boring, bitter little man.mvscal wrote:Nishlord wrote:RACK HIMSure. I'll rack any and all tax cheats, scofflaws and evaders. The government gravy train has to stop somewhere.In 2005 Whitfield was convicted of tax evasion on income of more than $2 million.
- Thu Sep 18, 2008 1:31 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Norman Whitfield was a fucking GENIUS
- Replies: 14
- Views: 471
Re: Norman Whitfield was a fucking GENIUS
Hey, take your Queer Culture discourses elsewhere, please. Thank you.
- Thu Sep 18, 2008 10:17 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Norman Whitfield was a fucking GENIUS
- Replies: 14
- Views: 471
Norman Whitfield was a fucking GENIUS
RACK HIM [youtube]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/nwUS9yjFYy8&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/nwU...
- Thu Sep 18, 2008 12:33 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Ryder Cup Thread
- Replies: 27
- Views: 1343
Re: The Ryder Cup Thread
FUCK OFF, YOU FUCKING FAT YANKEE CUNTS! SUCKING YOUR DAD'S COCKS! Etc. I don't know who's going to win this year. I'm just here for the sig bets and flinging of ancient stereotypes. DAD"S COCKS? Wouldn't that be Dad's cock or perhaps dads' cocks? Or do you have a multiphallic dad? C'mon Nish. ...
- Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:19 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Palin and Her "Strong" Kenyon Pastor, Huntin' Witches
- Replies: 58
- Views: 3762
Re: Palin and Her "Strong" Kenyon Pastor, Huntin' Witches
I worry about these kinds of people trying to help things along toward their view of the "end times". Bush consulted weekly with sickos like Haggard and took advice from Pat Robertson. That doesn't scare the shit outta y'all?! Why would it? Certainly wouldn't scare me NEAR as much as some...
- Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:59 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Palin and Her "Strong" Kenyon Pastor, Huntin' Witches
- Replies: 58
- Views: 3762
Re: Palin and Her "Strong" Kenyon Pastor, Huntin' Witches
How dare these elitist Liberals besmirch the name of my friend and collegue.
Sincerely,
Sincerely,
- Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:21 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The fundamentals of our economy are strong?
- Replies: 29
- Views: 1077
- Tue Sep 16, 2008 7:20 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Richard Wright dead
- Replies: 85
- Views: 4766
Re: Richard Wright dead
Al - I think you're a little bit younger than I am, so I can see exactly why you'd say that. That's not a knock at all against you, but I can see why you might think that. As a whole, I tend to like the British bands better than the American bands. Sounds like you started getting into music right a...
- Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:47 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Richard Wright dead
- Replies: 85
- Views: 4766
Re: Richard Wright dead
Never liked them. Figures. All smack aside, how is it that Americans appreciate British musicians more that Brits do? The Top 10 list of greatest bands ever (in my book) would almost certainly include all English bands. Most certainly, the top 3. 1. Led Zep 2. Pink Floyd 3. The Who That's not even ...
- Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:58 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The fundamentals of our economy are strong?
- Replies: 29
- Views: 1077
Re: The fundemendals of our economy are strong?
Sirfindafold is an extremely original and intelligently funny poster.
Sin,
John McCain
Sin,
John McCain
- Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:12 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The fundamentals of our economy are strong?
- Replies: 29
- Views: 1077
Re: The fundemendals of our economy are strong?
He's the Anti-Marcus.
- Mon Sep 15, 2008 9:44 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Richard Wright dead
- Replies: 85
- Views: 4766
Re: Richard Wright dead
Never liked them. Poor sod, though. 65 is no age, these days.
- Mon Sep 15, 2008 8:27 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Ryder Cup Thread
- Replies: 27
- Views: 1343
Re: The Ryder Cup Thread
It's already turning into a classic thread for the ages.
- Sun Sep 14, 2008 5:59 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: McCain's RNC speech
- Replies: 119
- Views: 2184
Re: McCain's RNC speech
When I come across a dog turd in the street, I step around it, not bend down to have a chat with it.titlover wrote:good job avoiding the question, limey.Nishlord wrote:Not as sick as I feel when I read your shit posts. Are there no underage boys on this forum who you could be grooming at the moment?
- Sun Sep 14, 2008 5:00 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Ryder Cup Thread
- Replies: 27
- Views: 1343
The Ryder Cup Thread
FUCK OFF, YOU FUCKING FAT YANKEE CUNTS! SUCKING YOUR DAD'S COCKS!
Etc.
I don't know who's going to win this year. I'm just here for the sig bets and flinging of ancient stereotypes.
Etc.
I don't know who's going to win this year. I'm just here for the sig bets and flinging of ancient stereotypes.
- Thu Sep 11, 2008 1:42 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Glass Dick? So 1990s.
- Replies: 9
- Views: 1264
- Thu Sep 11, 2008 12:38 am
- Forum: ARCHIVE!
- Topic: BAN TARDOGENES
- Replies: 54
- Views: 10279
Re: BAN TARDOGENES
mvscunt having a go at Diahorreagnenes is like cat shit having a go at dog shit for stinking. Listen here, chaps; you're both worthless danglings of clag from the arsehole of piss-poor Smack. Get married, or something.
- Tue Sep 09, 2008 9:15 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: McCain's RNC speech
- Replies: 119
- Views: 2184
Re: McCain's RNC speech
Not as sick as I feel when I read your shit posts. Are there no underage boys on this forum who you could be grooming at the moment?
- Tue Sep 09, 2008 9:12 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Bristol's babys daddy?
- Replies: 5
- Views: 379
Re: Bristol's babys daddy?
And you're an ignorant cunt. Don't forget that.
- Mon Sep 08, 2008 4:29 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: McCain takes 4 point Gallup lead, JayDuck gently weeps
- Replies: 24
- Views: 632
Re: McCain takes 4 point Gallup lead, JayDuck gently weeps
It's not November. Twatneck.War Wagon wrote:Nice post convention bounce
So for all those who said McCain didn't have a chance come November, what say you now?
- Mon Sep 08, 2008 10:18 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: McCain's RNC speech
- Replies: 119
- Views: 2184
Re: McCain's RNC speech
Hopefully, Maverick John McCain Who Was Tortured For Five Years Because He Loves America will be able to oust that party of Big Government who nationalised two mortgage companies this morning. Fucking Marxist scumbags, choking the dreams of people who only wanted a stupidly massive house that they c...