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Moving Sale wrote:I don't care what they said.

And there it is.

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Innocent Bystander wrote:medical

Yes!

Innocent Bystander wrote:recovering

Crap.

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Dinsdale wrote:
WE are going to shithammer the Beavs today.

This reads better with porn music in my head.

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Sam, you do this all the time. Alabama will crush Auburn.

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Alleva needs to go. That's two major screw ups in less than a year.

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And she's got a big dick.

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Jay in Phoenix wrote: curve ball

Solid poster. Very underrated. Big dick.

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A moose bit my sister once.

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I used to play a lot of chess when I worked at a gas station.

I'm willing to bet that sentence has never been typed out before in human history.

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Box score says 87 too. The heat must have gotten to you. I understand.

Python · Re: UConn-Navy 9/10/16 PET Weather Underground says 87, but whatever.

Weather Underground says 87, but whatever.

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Wait. The high was 87 degrees that day. Are you really saying people left because of the heat? 87 freaking degrees?

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Finally. The game passed him by years ago. He was too stubborn to change and it cost him his job. I don't care how nice of a guy he was. Glad he's gone.

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Play should have never happened. The entire officiating crew should be suspended. Then again, that was the dumbest last play by OK State I've ever seen, so they kind of deserve it.

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She's a witch. Burn her.

She turned me into a newt.

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Dang, y'all some old geezers.

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I was gonna' say fly upside down and give him the finger, but Rooster's idea sounds better.

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Rack Rooster.

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Gold medal glory hole.

That's just weird.

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Serial killer? You mean like Son of Sam?

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Hedges pawed at the keyboard and typed a garbled mess of stuff. He posted under the nic of bbq jones.

And his pic has been posted here more than any other poster, so shut up. He counts.

Sup DC?

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Hedges counts.

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Crap.

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smackaholic wrote:so long as she packs the correct tackle?

The big Adam's Apple is a dead giveaway.

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A tornado missed our house by about a mile earlier today. I was outside watching a huge cloud wall roll by. Thought I was about to join Hedges. Stay safe, Sam.

Or die. Whichever. I don't really care.

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atmdad wrote:
pulling testes into your mouth with the muscles of your lips and tongue again are you?

Some of you guys put waaay too much thought into these insults.

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Severe Northwest Missouri State bias.

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Severe SEC bias.

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Actually, that scenario would probably ensure her a win.

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BBBWWWAAAHHHAAA!!!

Sad and pathetic.

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THAT was the number 3 team in the country?

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Severe SEC bias.

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Delaware Dave wrote: I wish Miles would have just said, you know what, F-you, I quit.

Not nearly as much as me.

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smackaholic wrote:In my 52 years, I have not had a cock yet bump me in the nose.

That's one of my favorite country songs.

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If they're the better team, you have nothing to worry about.

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Dinsdale wrote:
Python wrote:I've never liked his retarded self.

I'm sure you looked upon him with scorn and derision when he hoisted that Crystal Football.

Yep. Great team, bad coach. I seriously think the man has some kind of brain issue going on. He's off.

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Sudden Sam wrote: pick whichever opening he wants.

TWSS

Miles can't leave Baton Rouge quick enough for me. I've never liked his retarded self.

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That's pirate math. Lots of AAARRRR.

Shut up. It's late.

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What?

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If anybody is interested in the truth, it's really simple. No, Bama doesn't have the best defense in the nation, but our O Line isn't that good and it was exposed last night. Fournette has been able to run wild all season because we've been playing weak teams all year.

See, pretty simple.

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