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- Thu Jan 04, 2024 3:22 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Fat fucks thread update.
- Replies: 82
- Views: 53519
Re: Fat fucks thread update.
Have you guys tried getting COVID-19? It worked wonders for Mrs. Smackaholic. too soon? Nah, not too soon. CV didn’t kill her. The vaccine very well may have. BTW, I had the Rona right before Xmas. It was about a day and a half of very mild congestion. Wimpiest cold I’ve ever had. Had my GF not jus...
- Thu Jan 04, 2024 3:18 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Fat fucks thread update.
- Replies: 82
- Views: 53519
Re: Fat fucks thread update.
Congrats on your weight loss. I was down to 202 about 10 months ago after I really bumped up my workouts and was closely watching what I ate. I had a medical procedure in February, which put me on the shelf for over a month as far as using the rowing machine, and haven't been able to come back up t...
- Wed Jan 03, 2024 11:50 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: AF Wants To Tell Soldiers & Grunts "You're On Your Own!"
- Replies: 3
- Views: 12797
Re: AF Wants To Tell Soldiers & Grunts "You're On Your Own!"
There has been much debate over the retirement of the A-10. Was this a good move? How the fukk do I know? I wasn't an infantry guy or A-10 pilot. Sadly, the decisions have more to do with what congressional district stuff is made in, than its efficacy. That being said, my guess is that CAS will evol...
- Wed Jan 03, 2024 11:36 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Fat fucks thread update.
- Replies: 82
- Views: 53519
Re: Fat fucks thread update.
Exactly.
When that day comes you don't want to be thought of as well marbled.
When that day comes you don't want to be thought of as well marbled.
- Sat Dec 30, 2023 3:18 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Fat fucks thread update.
- Replies: 82
- Views: 53519
Fat fucks thread update.
Stumbled into the food forum this morning and read through the over 15 year old fat fukk thread. Was gonna make a comment there, but nobody goes in there, so I'll start one over here. First off, I am on the correct side of 220 for the first time in the 21st century!!!!!! I was 216 this morning. Well...
- Thu Dec 28, 2023 7:49 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Someone explain M*A*S*H to me
- Replies: 21
- Views: 41055
Re: Someone explain M*A*S*H to me
It was a great show. Binge watch it from the beginning.
If you don’t get it a half dozen episodes in, you’re basically Frank Burns.
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If you don’t get it a half dozen episodes in, you’re basically Frank Burns.
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- Mon Dec 25, 2023 3:02 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Sordid Clambake news
- Replies: 61
- Views: 147729
Re: Sordid Clambake news
Oh, and Merry Christmas to all. Even the Nazis.
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- Mon Dec 25, 2023 3:01 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Sordid Clambake news
- Replies: 61
- Views: 147729
Re: Sordid Clambake news
While a board may need its tards, it doesn’t need a midget.
Good riddance.
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Good riddance.
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- Mon Dec 25, 2023 2:54 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Your Top 3 Christmas Movies
- Replies: 38
- Views: 127961
Re: Your Top 3 Christmas Movies
Best music might be A Charlie Brown Christmas.
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- Sun Dec 24, 2023 2:34 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Your Top 3 Christmas Movies
- Replies: 38
- Views: 127961
Re: Your Top 3 Christmas Movies
Christmas Story It’s a wonderful life Die Hard Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Upon review of the video, I have to update my choices. I’ll drop die hard for Home Alone. Would like to give mention to Grinch who stole Christmas. From Dr Seuss’ brilliant words to Boris Karloff’s narration, it is ea...
- Mon Dec 18, 2023 9:27 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Haven't been to Five Guys in a year
- Replies: 20
- Views: 38499
Re: Haven't been to Five Guys in a year
McD's is OK if you just need a mediocre burger for short money. The double cheeseburger gets the job done. Used to like BK for the Whopper, but that seems to have gone downhill. Ive eaten at 5Gs a few times. Nothing special, but I like the concept. They basically just followed the formula that made ...
- Mon Dec 18, 2023 9:06 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Awesome New Tesla Cybertruck
- Replies: 24
- Views: 66286
Re: The Awesome New Tesla Cybertruck
The damn thing has tires designed for maximum acceleration on asphault. Don't do so well at crawling up icy hills.
- Tue Dec 12, 2023 1:27 pm
- Forum: Cooking Forum
- Topic: Drinks for the discerning palate AKA Mikey was bored
- Replies: 89
- Views: 34090
Re: Drinks for the discerning palate AKA Mikey was bored
If you are an IPA fan, you need to score some of this, not sure if it makes it that far west Mikey. https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/46317/16814/ 8 years ago you had to go to a package store in upper VT on the day it was delivered to score this stuff. Today, I can buy it at my local superm...
- Sat Dec 02, 2023 7:06 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Derek Chauvin--Aeriated
- Replies: 5
- Views: 5403
Re: Derek Chauvin--Aeriated
Chauvin is a political prisoner. Sacrificed on the altar of woke insanity. That day he was guilty of being an asshole. He sat on Floyd way too long. He should have known it would look bad. Too bad he didn’t also know that Floyd had a lethal dose of Fentanyl flowing through his veins. Had he administ...
- Tue Nov 21, 2023 4:58 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Twilight Zone
- Replies: 50
- Views: 16875
Re: The Twilight Zone
JC has been on his death bed for at least 5 years. Trying to predict his demise is a fool’s errand.
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- Tue Nov 21, 2023 3:38 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Your Top 3 Christmas Movies
- Replies: 38
- Views: 127961
Re: Your Top 3 Christmas Movies
Christmas Story
It’s a wonderful life
Die Hard
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It’s a wonderful life
Die Hard
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- Mon Nov 20, 2023 1:32 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: In This Thread Rootbeer Answers Your Automotive Questions
- Replies: 90
- Views: 180967
Re: In This Thread Rootbeer Answers Your Automotive Questions
I need to understand the vehicle's history a little better. Have you recently run over any old gypsies or perhaps Mr. T? Wrist bangles can get caught in the steering shaft. Young twis has not admitted to striking down any members of those tribes, but the occasional pothole and curb are certainly in...
- Fri Nov 17, 2023 7:30 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Long Gone Posters
- Replies: 202
- Views: 640333
Re: Long Gone Posters
Good to see the board dru…. fine spirit authority back. Was in NYC at the heater’s rich lilttle brother’s place about a month ago. He asked me if I’d like something to drink. Told him I was getting to be a bit of a good bourbon fan. He said I’m fresh out of that, but then pulled down this fancy box ...
- Mon Nov 13, 2023 7:21 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Student threatens to slit Jews’ throats, behead babies
- Replies: 63
- Views: 37078
Re: Student threatens to slit Jews’ throats, behead babies
The Japs didn’t make that mistake. Unfortunately for them they aren’t replacing themselves very well. That’s right. And don’t forget that we’re being replaced by hordes of dark skinned immigrants that the Democrats are inviting across the border so that they can vote in our elections. You welcome a...
- Mon Nov 13, 2023 2:30 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Student threatens to slit Jews’ throats, behead babies
- Replies: 63
- Views: 37078
Re: Student threatens to slit Jews’ throats, behead babies
Israel needs to learn what a proportional response is. So what you’re saying is the Israelis should actually target innocent civilians? Proportional response is bullshit. When you go to war, your job is to drop the motherfukkibg hammer on the enemy. Was Dresden a proportional response? How about de...
- Mon Nov 13, 2023 12:18 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Student threatens to slit Jews’ throats, behead babies
- Replies: 63
- Views: 37078
Re: Student threatens to slit Jews’ throats, behead babies
Israel needs to learn what a proportional response is. So what you’re saying is the Israelis should actually target innocent civilians? Proportional response is bullshit. When you go to war, your job is to drop the motherfukkibg hammer on the enemy. Was Dresden a proportional response? How about de...
- Sat Nov 04, 2023 9:42 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Maine killer
- Replies: 55
- Views: 31410
Re: Maine killer
A better analogy would be someone thinking broccoli is a medium rare rib eye and thinking it’s ok to pressure others into sharing this dilussion.
Oh yeah and calling Dylan she, is mental illness as well.
I can.
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Oh yeah and calling Dylan she, is mental illness as well.
I can.
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- Fri Nov 03, 2023 11:25 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Robert Plant Seriously Needs To Hang Up The Mic
- Replies: 6
- Views: 4808
Re: Robert Plant Seriously Needs To Hang Up The Mic
I heard him and Alison Krauss at Tanglewood in July.
It was an awesome show.
Plant can’t wail like it’s 1971, but he still sounds great.
Of course sharing a stage with AK who is one of the most talented people to ever live makes it easier.
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It was an awesome show.
Plant can’t wail like it’s 1971, but he still sounds great.
Of course sharing a stage with AK who is one of the most talented people to ever live makes it easier.
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- Fri Nov 03, 2023 1:29 pm
- Forum: Cooking Forum
- Topic: Tonight's Dinner
- Replies: 77
- Views: 17874
Re: Tonight's Dinner
You gotta problem wit dat?Mikey wrote:Fukkin' Dagos. Can't eat anything without drowning it in a bunch of gravy first.smackaholic wrote: ↑Fri Oct 27, 2023 8:20 pm
Chicken thighs are my favorite part of the bird. Have a package I need to pull out of the freezer soon for some chicken cacciatore.
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- Fri Oct 27, 2023 8:20 pm
- Forum: Cooking Forum
- Topic: Tonight's Dinner
- Replies: 77
- Views: 17874
Re: Tonight's Dinner
Tonight’s dinner (actually last night): Mikey’s can’t miss garlic baked chicken thighs Baked Japanese sweet potatoes Sautéed broccolini (also known as baby broccoli), topped with a little grated Parmesan This is one of our "go-to" meals because it's pretty simple and inexpensive. Also the...
- Fri Oct 27, 2023 8:18 pm
- Forum: Cooking Forum
- Topic: Tonight's Dinner
- Replies: 77
- Views: 17874
Re: Tonight's Dinner
Grilled coho salmon and a wedge salad . Salmon is wild caught and bought fresh at Costco a couple of months ago. I had too much so I froze a couple of pieces and thawed them out this afternoon. They freeze really well if you wrap the pieces tightly in saran wrap and then in a Ziplock. I was inspire...
- Fri Oct 27, 2023 12:19 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Maine killer
- Replies: 55
- Views: 31410
Re: Maine killer
If he’s holed up at home, roll up a humvee with a 50 cal turret and let it rip. Fukk that POS.
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- Thu Oct 19, 2023 4:28 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Long Gone Posters
- Replies: 202
- Views: 640333
Re: Long Gone Posters
Whatever happened to Toddowen? I actually talked to him by phone once as he was interested in buying a motorcycle from me. Last I remember I had run some generic smack his way and he got butt-hurt because he thought we were friends. Tried explaining to him I save my best smack for actual friends. Oh...
- Thu Oct 19, 2023 3:11 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Long Gone Posters
- Replies: 202
- Views: 640333
Re: Long Gone Posters
You’re funny. Goobs was a grumpy old lefty, but was fun to discuss booze with. I am fb friends with Nish and was able to drag him back in here to answer for his country getting run by an island populated by a few dozen Vikings during the World Cup. It was fun because he knows how badly they sucked a...
- Thu Oct 19, 2023 2:25 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Mass Murderers Awarded Nobel Prize
- Replies: 133
- Views: 33567
Re: Mass Murderers Awarded Nobel Prize
Can you be intellectually honest enough to admit that when your employer requires you to get vaccinated or lose your job, that is a mandate , even though there may not have been a law enacted by the government that mandated the vaccination? You may have a law degree, but you still are a dumbass. On...
- Thu Oct 19, 2023 2:22 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Mass Murderers Awarded Nobel Prize
- Replies: 133
- Views: 33567
Mass Murderers Awarded Nobel Prize
Trust fund douche talks about pulling himself up by the bootstraps. That’s a good one. BTW, I didn’t dump her in a shallow grave. I cremated her. Do you ever get anything right? Did you “make a job for yourself”? Sure you did. Pretty fukking easy when you have a pile of grandpa’s money to do it. As ...
- Thu Oct 19, 2023 1:08 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Mass Murderers Awarded Nobel Prize
- Replies: 133
- Views: 33567
Re: Mass Murderers Awarded Nobel Prize
Here is the problem with the definition of the word “mandate”. Most of us live in a world where we have to go to a job to be earn a paycheck to enjoy a certain standard of living. Queer land doesn’t live in that world. In his world, going to a job is something to do for fun or maybe you think it’s s...
- Tue Oct 17, 2023 9:06 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Mass Murderers Awarded Nobel Prize
- Replies: 133
- Views: 33567
Re: Mass Murderers Awarded Nobel Prize
#soon And all the Herman Cain award winners are already dead. So we have your speculation stacked up against a bunch of dead bodies. Enough with the comparison to a septuagenarian cancer survivor. Why do you continue to pretend that vaccines should be given across the board you sad little disingenu...
- Tue Oct 17, 2023 9:00 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Mass Murderers Awarded Nobel Prize
- Replies: 133
- Views: 33567
Re: Mass Murderers Awarded Nobel Prize
What conspiracy theory is that? That drugs have side effects? You are a little late to the party pal. Which is why anyone with an IQ above room temp (in a very chilly room) knows that people at virtually ZERO risk, would be wise to say no thanks, I’ll just stay up on my vitamin B12, D, C and zinc. ...
- Thu Oct 05, 2023 12:34 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Mass Murderers Awarded Nobel Prize
- Replies: 133
- Views: 33567
Re: Mass Murderers Awarded Nobel Prize
It’s pretty simple really.
Vast majority of CV deaths were elderly.
Elderly are somewhat more likely to be Republican. 20 year olds more likely to be Democrat.
But the stats….
There are lies, damn lies and statistics.
- Mark Twain
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Vast majority of CV deaths were elderly.
Elderly are somewhat more likely to be Republican. 20 year olds more likely to be Democrat.
But the stats….
There are lies, damn lies and statistics.
- Mark Twain
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- Tue Oct 03, 2023 10:17 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Mass Murderers Awarded Nobel Prize
- Replies: 133
- Views: 33567
Re: Mass Murderers Awarded Nobel Prize
The jab did help a select group. Pushing it on everyone was criminal.
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- Tue Oct 03, 2023 10:16 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Mass Murderers Awarded Nobel Prize
- Replies: 133
- Views: 33567
Re: Mass Murderers Awarded Nobel Prize
The researchers who develop new meds are to be applauded.
The “public health” clowns like Fauci do belong in jail. First for bankrolling the research that gave us this fukking virus and also for bungling and lying at every step since.
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The “public health” clowns like Fauci do belong in jail. First for bankrolling the research that gave us this fukking virus and also for bungling and lying at every step since.
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- Tue Oct 03, 2023 11:38 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
- Replies: 650
- Views: 269626
Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Can you produce a single document from the government that uses the term "batty" to describe animal behavior, with the possible exception of bats themselves?
So, TBOM goes 2/3 there at least. Windmills prolly aren't carcenogenic.
- Mon Oct 02, 2023 12:01 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Little Cockblock is all grown up now.
- Replies: 59
- Views: 19783
Re: Little Cockblock is all grown up now.
I’d put the count there at 9 minimum.
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- Mon Oct 02, 2023 9:52 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Little Cockblock is all grown up now.
- Replies: 59
- Views: 19783
Re: Little Cockblock is all grown up now.
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Mon Oct 02, 2023 2:20 am You guys are way too picky.
Without a moment's hesitation I'd go back to the hotel with gray dress in the second row and objectify the shit outta those tiddies.