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Only to collect your winnings.

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M. Emmet Walsh, dead at 88.

Carson · Re: Weekend Roll Call 3-16-24 I'd rather hear Banjo-vi.

I'd rather hear Banjo-vi.

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Wasn't this a South Park episode?

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I have no fucking idea what screwy is fantasizing about.

I could claim I'm in his dome, but nobody wants to swim laps in gargled cum.

...except maybe Flamo in Seattle.

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In other news: global life expectancy increases by two years.

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David Attenborough on Line 1...

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Release the bloggers!

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You have to have a functional brain to enjoy crossword puzzles.

Stick to hyperventilating over board humor.

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You're a menstrual cramp.

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A face for radio?

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Birmingham?

Do us a favor...

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Wait until both parties nominate replacement candidates from the convention floor.

Conspiracy nuts will have a field day.

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Agree on the use of sound, Dolby is the new Sensesurround.

Taylor-Joy fatigue? ur ghey.

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HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Sat Mar 09, 2024 5:28 pm red light therapy?

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I thought Irie gazed at cocks, not hens.

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Ho Li Shit

Katie Britt is a VP candidate?

She's not even halfway through her first term, but then again, Obama...

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Agree.

They'll turn on the red lights again and do a sequel to his version of Triumph of The Will.

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I looked Sirhan up.

Fucker is still alive.

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The state of the nation would improve, too.

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Screw_Estrogen just had a seizure.

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I'd like to see a breakdown of which college degrees have the majority of delinquent loans.

Also, how much of that debt was spent on new cars and luxurious apartments instead of tuition, books, and dorms.

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Nothing quite so entertaining as a dude with a mouth full of Zelenskyy going full Marcus Allen on the relative cost of meaningless space missions. :bode: They weren't meaningless. Have you ever downed a space stick with Tang? We did get pocket calculators, so there's that. I preferred chocolate spa...

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Don't forget Seman, down from Slapout.

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It's the UNDOCUMENTED immigrants that should be stopped, you menstruating moron.

Carson

Dude, that photo of your cat has Atomic Panties potential.

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StrawMan bringing the good ol' SCIII smack.

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Diego in Seattle wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2024 6:57 pm
Carson wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2024 1:28 pm Dead druggies don't shit on the sidewalk.

What's your point?
There's that Alabama educational system for you....

It must really hurt for you to think.

Carson

What happened, Mikey?

Ditto quoting Shill in Houston?

Are you losing cognitive thinking in your old age?

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Get a room.

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Claiming is not doing.

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OK, Kierland.

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Dead druggies don't shit on the sidewalk.

What's your point?

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I’m just wondering how San Francisco can be at the top of the list when their streets and sidewalks are covered with human feces and homeless drug addicts pee on tourists. https://i.imgur.com/OjaPiMo.png https://wallethub.com/edu/healthiest-cities/31072 Hmm, that 53 rating for fitness, maybe people...

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AT&T customers report a massive outage, disrupting phone service across America Other providers also have widespread outages this morning. https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/22/tech/att-cell-service-outage/index.html I have T-Mobile and am having no issue. Anyone else want to *chime* IN? I have AT&...

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Chugging cock is healthier than chugging beer.

Sin,

Cock-chugging liberals

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Frozen embryos have as much right to life as trannies do.

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Jess's dildo and a floor pillow.

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This place is dead.

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