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- Fri Mar 07, 2014 3:43 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: America’s 10 Least Literate Cities
- Replies: 22
- Views: 650
Re: America’s 10 Least Literate Cities
I agree. I don't think these tards surveyed anything in the southeast. They're also light in the shorts as far as establishing standards go.
- Fri Mar 07, 2014 3:36 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Lucy's Fried Chicken, Austin
- Replies: 16
- Views: 565
Re: Lucy's Fried Chicken, Austin
Looks like it would be a good time... she's already got her shit-kicking boots on!
- Wed Mar 05, 2014 8:39 pm
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: Proposed NCAA rule changes...
- Replies: 29
- Views: 1166
Re: Proposed NCAA rule changes...
Good to see that common sense rules...
- Wed Mar 05, 2014 7:49 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Spoiled twit gets fucked.
- Replies: 25
- Views: 1233
Re: Spoiled twit gets fucked.
ywMoving Sale wrote:That's what therightbooster seat is for.
- Wed Mar 05, 2014 7:39 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Spoiled twit gets fucked.
- Replies: 25
- Views: 1233
Re: Spoiled twit gets fucked.
We need some real legal discussion in this joint...where's JSC and 88 when you need them? :wink:
- Thu Feb 27, 2014 11:44 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Subsitute teacher gets over...whacking away...
- Replies: 10
- Views: 244
Re: Subsitute teacher gets over...whacking away...
Don't blame Ct, you nutmegging farrrwww.
- Wed Feb 26, 2014 5:16 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Would You?
- Replies: 15
- Views: 899
Re: Would You?
What is she, like one of three women out of a population of five hundred?
- Mon Feb 24, 2014 4:33 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Anyone Ever Own One of These?
- Replies: 37
- Views: 2811
Re: Anyone Ever Own One of These?
Sam,
If you go with the Isuzu, make sure you get the 4wd to power through those pesky snow drifts down your way!
Mikey, are those go cart tires on that car in your pic? Looks like you'd bottom out and tetter-totter on a good speedbump.
If you go with the Isuzu, make sure you get the 4wd to power through those pesky snow drifts down your way!
Mikey, are those go cart tires on that car in your pic? Looks like you'd bottom out and tetter-totter on a good speedbump.
- Thu Feb 20, 2014 3:07 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Joke(s)
- Replies: 12
- Views: 486
Re: Joke(s)
Stop, just stop...
Where's SFAF when you need him?
Where's SFAF when you need him?
- Tue Feb 18, 2014 3:33 pm
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: Proposed NCAA rule changes...
- Replies: 29
- Views: 1166
Re: Proposed NCAA rule changes...
I'd love to see the powers that be consider something like making it an automatic penalty for ANY defensive injury that interrupts the tempo of the game. Penalty could be 10 yards, but I like the idea of the defense losing that player with no replacement for the next play, i.e. plays only with 10. C...
- Sat Feb 15, 2014 5:37 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Emergency in the U & L
- Replies: 4
- Views: 191
Re: Emergency in the U & L
KC Scott wrote:A happy ending...
Isn't that extra?
- Fri Feb 07, 2014 3:54 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Joke
- Replies: 6
- Views: 314
Re: Joke
2nd.smackaholic wrote:For once, SFAF hits paydirt.
A-
Set a new record of one in a row...keep up the good work! :wink:
- Sat Feb 01, 2014 7:52 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Whatever happened to Luther?
- Replies: 48
- Views: 3511
Re: Whatever happened to Luther?
He got tired of people confusing him with Jon.Papa Willie wrote:Anybody know what has become of Mace? Been awhile since he's been here...
- Wed Jan 22, 2014 6:24 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: T1B takes over Madison Ave...
- Replies: 5
- Views: 268
T1B takes over Madison Ave...
The following Doritos spot is one of the five finalists that may be selected for airing during the Super Bowl. ugo7Y2lRsxc After first viewing it and recovering from the gobsmacking, questions abounded. 1. WTF? 2. Which one of those sick bastards from T1B came up with this shit? 3. If it wins, will ...
- Sat Dec 07, 2013 2:32 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Radio -
- Replies: 2257
- Views: 658273
Re: Radio -
Sorry that I missed it! Connection issues...
- Fri Nov 08, 2013 5:05 am
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: Ducks/Trees.
- Replies: 55
- Views: 2581
Re: Ducks/Trees.
Classic...that will rack!
- Fri Nov 08, 2013 5:02 am
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: Ducks/Trees.
- Replies: 55
- Views: 2581
Re: Ducks/Trees.
Yep, especially when you called for it in the 3rd qtr.
- Fri Nov 08, 2013 4:51 am
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: Ducks/Trees.
- Replies: 55
- Views: 2581
Re: Ducks/Trees.
Is an Uh-Oh in order?
- Fri Nov 08, 2013 4:43 am
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: Ducks/Trees.
- Replies: 55
- Views: 2581
Re: Ducks/Trees.
Dude was being comforted by his QB- before the end of the 3rd qtr.
- Fri Nov 08, 2013 4:25 am
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: Ducks/Trees.
- Replies: 55
- Views: 2581
Re: Ducks/Trees.
Fuck, Palmer...STFU!
- Fri Nov 08, 2013 3:54 am
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: Ducks/Trees.
- Replies: 55
- Views: 2581
Re: Ducks/Trees.
FUMBLE!!!
- Fri Nov 08, 2013 3:51 am
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: Ducks/Trees.
- Replies: 55
- Views: 2581
Re: Ducks/Trees.
If Stanford can put together a few more 20 play drives it's over. But that's a big if. I like your chances... That said, I was hoping Oregon could run the table this year and get a Pac team in the MNC game...guess it's not to be....Stanford would have an easy time vs. tOSU. If Bama and FSU win out,...
- Tue Nov 05, 2013 2:16 pm
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: I just really...
- Replies: 82
- Views: 3162
Re: I just really...
Check out Dick Rod at 1:49, still a true and blue Michigan man.
edit- PW, 4th and 48 was a bad snap from center (20 yard loss over QB head), followed by 2 sacks (if I recall correctly).
edit- PW, 4th and 48 was a bad snap from center (20 yard loss over QB head), followed by 2 sacks (if I recall correctly).
- Sat Nov 02, 2013 10:39 pm
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: I just really...
- Replies: 82
- Views: 3162
Re: I just really...
Looks like the best part of scUM's highlight film is 77 (Logan?) and his extracurricular play around the pile.
Dude has major anger issues.
Dude has major anger issues.
- Thu Oct 31, 2013 2:57 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Your kid has a f@t ass - hit the road
- Replies: 70
- Views: 2590
Re: Your kid has a f@t ass - hit the road
The lady obviously never stomped out a burning bag of shit or experienced a egging before...
Nothing like painting a bullseye on your place, then advertising it.
Nothing like painting a bullseye on your place, then advertising it.
- Thu Oct 31, 2013 4:50 am
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: I just really...
- Replies: 82
- Views: 3162
Re: I just really...
That, my friend, would be a nice start.
- Sun Oct 27, 2013 3:56 am
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: The Miami death penalty
- Replies: 19
- Views: 381
Re: The Miami death penalty
Only if you include OJ in the discussion.
- Sat Oct 26, 2013 5:13 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Radio -
- Replies: 2257
- Views: 658273
Re: Radio -
A classic example of what someone would do for family.
Personally, I would have paid them off. :wink:
Personally, I would have paid them off. :wink:
- Thu Oct 24, 2013 12:29 am
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: Good God 88
- Replies: 19
- Views: 2162
Re: Good God 88
Seattle is like 12 time zones over from Berkely... the jet lag is going to be the deciding factor. Let's see... using Berkeley mathmatics, if you drop the 6 and carry the 8, that should come out to Berkeley being 11.89 time zones south of SeaTac. Jetlag is a bitch for them Cal games, especially the...
- Mon Oct 21, 2013 3:42 pm
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: First BCS Rankings
- Replies: 8
- Views: 199
Re: First BCS Rankings
After the way FSU cellblock-raped Clemson in Death Valley, how is it that any poll has them in the top 10? Second best one loss team in the country?
I'm calling BULLSHIT...I can understand something in the low 20s, but there's far too much southern boy lovin' going on here. :wink:
I'm calling BULLSHIT...I can understand something in the low 20s, but there's far too much southern boy lovin' going on here. :wink:
- Fri Aug 02, 2013 2:50 pm
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: Most Overrated and Underrated Teams
- Replies: 12
- Views: 411
Re: Most Overrated and Underrated Teams
How in the hell are the 3rd and 4th ranked teams "underrated?" Good lord, that's just lazy. right? USC will not win 7 games this season, haden the domer and lame kitten will have the program around 5-8 this season, maybe 6-7 Season tickets should be here in a few days and then straight on...
- Mon Jul 15, 2013 6:24 am
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: Ohio Staters - Get Ready
- Replies: 53
- Views: 4970
Re: Ohio Staters - Get Ready
"Umm...The driver's GPS malfunctioned and nobody noticed until they rolled into Montreal."Laxplayer wrote:So when Cal loses this game what will the excuses be?
1. We got bus lag driving up the hill to the stadium
- Fri Jul 12, 2013 1:43 pm
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: The Map...
- Replies: 37
- Views: 2026
Re: The Map...
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Lol...that'll rack! Fuck you, Grammar Nazis!
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Lol...that'll rack! Fuck you, Grammar Nazis!
- Wed Jun 26, 2013 3:19 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: I'm Back
- Replies: 34
- Views: 1799
Re: I'm Back
KC Scott wrote:Goober McTuber wrote: A dog licking its balls...makes you wonder...."when is it my turn?"
I'd wonder... Why does Goober want to lick that dog's balls?
:paul:
I'd say because he doesn't like the taste of Coach Bielema's balls anymore.
YT,
Marcus
- Tue Jun 25, 2013 2:13 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: I'm Back
- Replies: 34
- Views: 1799
- Mon Jun 24, 2013 9:16 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Just got word Spray fell into a coma
- Replies: 15
- Views: 512
Re: Just got word Spray fell into a coma
Fact is, I find every one of you guys to be total assholes. Most will take this as a compliment on a smack board. Some may even add it as their sig. If you're going to be calling people names and and crying every time you have sand in your vag, you might want to use more harsh words. Or just stay t...
- Mon Jun 17, 2013 8:33 pm
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: Golston out at ND
- Replies: 44
- Views: 2655
Re: Golston out at ND
Dude, as long as any BTPCF coach can walk anytime into a new job, STFU about "wiggle room."
- Thu May 30, 2013 8:28 pm
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: Can't trust those damned alterboy buggerers...
- Replies: 15
- Views: 686
Can't trust those damned alterboy buggerers...
Gotta love that Gordon Gee... the old man needs to retire first before he starts his standup comedian career. http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2013/05/30/gee-comments-notre-dame.html The president of Ohio State University said Notre Dame was never invited to join the Big Ten because the...
- Tue Apr 30, 2013 7:27 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: 25 most dangerous neighborhoods in America
- Replies: 55
- Views: 4647
Re: 25 most dangerous neighborhoods in America
Not even a honorable mention for a single neighborhood in DC?
- Sun Apr 28, 2013 2:24 am
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: new divisional alignment in the Big Ten
- Replies: 31
- Views: 2539
Re: new divisional alignment in the Big Ten
You're only making them chant "SEC, SEC" louder with their fingers in their ears.