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by FLW Buckeye
Fri Mar 07, 2014 3:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: America’s 10 Least Literate Cities
Replies: 22
Views: 650

Re: America’s 10 Least Literate Cities

I agree. I don't think these tards surveyed anything in the southeast. They're also light in the shorts as far as establishing standards go.
by FLW Buckeye
Fri Mar 07, 2014 3:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Lucy's Fried Chicken, Austin
Replies: 16
Views: 565

Re: Lucy's Fried Chicken, Austin

Looks like it would be a good time... she's already got her shit-kicking boots on!
by FLW Buckeye
Wed Mar 05, 2014 8:39 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Proposed NCAA rule changes...
Replies: 29
Views: 1166

Re: Proposed NCAA rule changes...

Good to see that common sense rules...
by FLW Buckeye
Wed Mar 05, 2014 7:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Spoiled twit gets fucked.
Replies: 25
Views: 1233

Re: Spoiled twit gets fucked.

Moving Sale wrote:That's what the right booster seat is for.
yw
by FLW Buckeye
Wed Mar 05, 2014 7:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Spoiled twit gets fucked.
Replies: 25
Views: 1233

Re: Spoiled twit gets fucked.

We need some real legal discussion in this joint...where's JSC and 88 when you need them? :wink:
by FLW Buckeye
Thu Feb 27, 2014 11:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Subsitute teacher gets over...whacking away...
Replies: 10
Views: 244

Re: Subsitute teacher gets over...whacking away...

Don't blame Ct, you nutmegging farrrwww.
by FLW Buckeye
Wed Feb 26, 2014 5:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Would You?
Replies: 15
Views: 899

Re: Would You?

What is she, like one of three women out of a population of five hundred?
by FLW Buckeye
Mon Feb 24, 2014 4:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Anyone Ever Own One of These?
Replies: 37
Views: 2811

Re: Anyone Ever Own One of These?

Sam,

If you go with the Isuzu, make sure you get the 4wd to power through those pesky snow drifts down your way!

Mikey, are those go cart tires on that car in your pic? Looks like you'd bottom out and tetter-totter on a good speedbump.
by FLW Buckeye
Thu Feb 20, 2014 3:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Joke(s)
Replies: 12
Views: 486

Re: Joke(s)

Stop, just stop...

Where's SFAF when you need him?
by FLW Buckeye
Tue Feb 18, 2014 3:33 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Proposed NCAA rule changes...
Replies: 29
Views: 1166

Re: Proposed NCAA rule changes...

I'd love to see the powers that be consider something like making it an automatic penalty for ANY defensive injury that interrupts the tempo of the game. Penalty could be 10 yards, but I like the idea of the defense losing that player with no replacement for the next play, i.e. plays only with 10. C...
by FLW Buckeye
Sat Feb 15, 2014 5:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Emergency in the U & L
Replies: 4
Views: 191

Re: Emergency in the U & L

KC Scott wrote:A happy ending...

Isn't that extra?
by FLW Buckeye
Fri Feb 07, 2014 3:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Joke
Replies: 6
Views: 314

Re: Joke

smackaholic wrote:For once, SFAF hits paydirt.

A-
2nd.

Set a new record of one in a row...keep up the good work! :wink:
by FLW Buckeye
Sat Feb 01, 2014 7:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Whatever happened to Luther?
Replies: 48
Views: 3511

Re: Whatever happened to Luther?

Papa Willie wrote:Anybody know what has become of Mace? Been awhile since he's been here...
He got tired of people confusing him with Jon.
by FLW Buckeye
Wed Jan 22, 2014 6:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: T1B takes over Madison Ave...
Replies: 5
Views: 268

T1B takes over Madison Ave...

The following Doritos spot is one of the five finalists that may be selected for airing during the Super Bowl. ugo7Y2lRsxc After first viewing it and recovering from the gobsmacking, questions abounded. 1. WTF? 2. Which one of those sick bastards from T1B came up with this shit? 3. If it wins, will ...
by FLW Buckeye
Sat Dec 07, 2013 2:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Radio -
Replies: 2257
Views: 658273

Re: Radio -

Sorry that I missed it! Connection issues... :evil:
by FLW Buckeye
Fri Nov 08, 2013 5:05 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Ducks/Trees.
Replies: 55
Views: 2581

Re: Ducks/Trees.

Classic...that will rack!
by FLW Buckeye
Fri Nov 08, 2013 5:02 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Ducks/Trees.
Replies: 55
Views: 2581

Re: Ducks/Trees.

Yep, especially when you called for it in the 3rd qtr.
by FLW Buckeye
Fri Nov 08, 2013 4:51 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Ducks/Trees.
Replies: 55
Views: 2581

Re: Ducks/Trees.

Is an Uh-Oh in order?
by FLW Buckeye
Fri Nov 08, 2013 4:43 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Ducks/Trees.
Replies: 55
Views: 2581

Re: Ducks/Trees.

Dude was being comforted by his QB- before the end of the 3rd qtr. :lol:
by FLW Buckeye
Fri Nov 08, 2013 4:25 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Ducks/Trees.
Replies: 55
Views: 2581

Re: Ducks/Trees.

Fuck, Palmer...STFU!
by FLW Buckeye
Fri Nov 08, 2013 3:54 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Ducks/Trees.
Replies: 55
Views: 2581

Re: Ducks/Trees.

FUMBLE!!!
by FLW Buckeye
Fri Nov 08, 2013 3:51 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Ducks/Trees.
Replies: 55
Views: 2581

Re: Ducks/Trees.

If Stanford can put together a few more 20 play drives it's over. But that's a big if. I like your chances... That said, I was hoping Oregon could run the table this year and get a Pac team in the MNC game...guess it's not to be....Stanford would have an easy time vs. tOSU. If Bama and FSU win out,...
by FLW Buckeye
Tue Nov 05, 2013 2:16 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: I just really...
Replies: 82
Views: 3162

Re: I just really...

Check out Dick Rod at 1:49, still a true and blue Michigan man.

edit- PW, 4th and 48 was a bad snap from center (20 yard loss over QB head), followed by 2 sacks (if I recall correctly).
by FLW Buckeye
Sat Nov 02, 2013 10:39 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: I just really...
Replies: 82
Views: 3162

Re: I just really...

Looks like the best part of scUM's highlight film is 77 (Logan?) and his extracurricular play around the pile.

Dude has major anger issues.
by FLW Buckeye
Thu Oct 31, 2013 2:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Your kid has a f@t ass - hit the road
Replies: 70
Views: 2590

Re: Your kid has a f@t ass - hit the road

The lady obviously never stomped out a burning bag of shit or experienced a egging before...

Nothing like painting a bullseye on your place, then advertising it.
by FLW Buckeye
Thu Oct 31, 2013 4:50 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: I just really...
Replies: 82
Views: 3162

Re: I just really...

That, my friend, would be a nice start.
by FLW Buckeye
Sun Oct 27, 2013 3:56 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: The Miami death penalty
Replies: 19
Views: 381

Re: The Miami death penalty

Only if you include OJ in the discussion.
by FLW Buckeye
Sat Oct 26, 2013 5:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Radio -
Replies: 2257
Views: 658273

Re: Radio -

A classic example of what someone would do for family.

Personally, I would have paid them off. :wink:
by FLW Buckeye
Thu Oct 24, 2013 12:29 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Good God 88
Replies: 19
Views: 2162

Re: Good God 88

Seattle is like 12 time zones over from Berkely... the jet lag is going to be the deciding factor. Let's see... using Berkeley mathmatics, if you drop the 6 and carry the 8, that should come out to Berkeley being 11.89 time zones south of SeaTac. Jetlag is a bitch for them Cal games, especially the...
by FLW Buckeye
Mon Oct 21, 2013 3:42 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: First BCS Rankings
Replies: 8
Views: 199

Re: First BCS Rankings

After the way FSU cellblock-raped Clemson in Death Valley, how is it that any poll has them in the top 10? Second best one loss team in the country?

I'm calling BULLSHIT...I can understand something in the low 20s, but there's far too much southern boy lovin' going on here. :wink:
by FLW Buckeye
Fri Aug 02, 2013 2:50 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Most Overrated and Underrated Teams
Replies: 12
Views: 411

Re: Most Overrated and Underrated Teams

How in the hell are the 3rd and 4th ranked teams "underrated?" Good lord, that's just lazy. right? USC will not win 7 games this season, haden the domer and lame kitten will have the program around 5-8 this season, maybe 6-7 Season tickets should be here in a few days and then straight on...
by FLW Buckeye
Mon Jul 15, 2013 6:24 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Ohio Staters - Get Ready
Replies: 53
Views: 4970

Re: Ohio Staters - Get Ready

Laxplayer wrote:So when Cal loses this game what will the excuses be?
1. We got bus lag driving up the hill to the stadium
"Umm...The driver's GPS malfunctioned and nobody noticed until they rolled into Montreal."
by FLW Buckeye
Fri Jul 12, 2013 1:43 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: The Map...
Replies: 37
Views: 2026

Re: The Map...

^
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Lol...that'll rack! Fuck you, Grammar Nazis!
by FLW Buckeye
Wed Jun 26, 2013 3:19 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I'm Back
Replies: 34
Views: 1799

Re: I'm Back

KC Scott wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: A dog licking its balls...makes you wonder...."when is it my turn?"

I'd wonder... Why does Goober want to lick that dog's balls?

:paul:

I'd say because he doesn't like the taste of Coach Bielema's balls anymore.

YT,
Marcus
by FLW Buckeye
Tue Jun 25, 2013 2:13 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I'm Back
Replies: 34
Views: 1799

Re: I'm Back

:lol:
by FLW Buckeye
Mon Jun 24, 2013 9:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Just got word Spray fell into a coma
Replies: 15
Views: 512

Re: Just got word Spray fell into a coma

Fact is, I find every one of you guys to be total assholes. Most will take this as a compliment on a smack board. Some may even add it as their sig. If you're going to be calling people names and and crying every time you have sand in your vag, you might want to use more harsh words. Or just stay t...
by FLW Buckeye
Mon Jun 17, 2013 8:33 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Golston out at ND
Replies: 44
Views: 2655

Re: Golston out at ND

Dude, as long as any BTPCF coach can walk anytime into a new job, STFU about "wiggle room."
by FLW Buckeye
Thu May 30, 2013 8:28 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Can't trust those damned alterboy buggerers...
Replies: 15
Views: 686

Can't trust those damned alterboy buggerers...

Gotta love that Gordon Gee... the old man needs to retire first before he starts his standup comedian career. http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2013/05/30/gee-comments-notre-dame.html The president of Ohio State University said Notre Dame was never invited to join the Big Ten because the...
by FLW Buckeye
Tue Apr 30, 2013 7:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 25 most dangerous neighborhoods in America
Replies: 55
Views: 4647

Re: 25 most dangerous neighborhoods in America

Not even a honorable mention for a single neighborhood in DC? :meds:
by FLW Buckeye
Sun Apr 28, 2013 2:24 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: new divisional alignment in the Big Ten
Replies: 31
Views: 2539

Re: new divisional alignment in the Big Ten

You're only making them chant "SEC, SEC" louder with their fingers in their ears.