Sudden Sam wrote:Shit, I'm just worried about either my neighbor's or my fence getting knocked down.
Hell, son...just prop 'em back up, boy!
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- Tue Apr 29, 2014 3:54 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: SEC tornado alley
- Replies: 30
- Views: 1018
Re: SEC tornado alley
Hell, son...just prop 'em back up, boy!
- Tue Apr 29, 2014 1:36 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: D Sterling and his skank
- Replies: 168
- Views: 3696
Re: D Sterling and his skank
Moving Sale wrote:Now go fuck a black cock you vile racist fuck.
Now that is the MS that we know. Black cock reference...check. Vapid/vile? Close enough...they start with "v."
What a troll.
- Sun Apr 20, 2014 10:53 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: (!) Happy Easter (!)
- Replies: 59
- Views: 2445
Re: Happy Easter
Same to you, Pops.
- Sat Apr 19, 2014 2:36 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Look who is knocked up
- Replies: 15
- Views: 1698
Re: Look who is knocked up
Could be worse...this thread isn't about Amy Carter spitting out little fuglies.
- Thu Apr 17, 2014 11:57 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Armed robber was never told to report to prison
- Replies: 105
- Views: 3052
Re: Armed robber was never told to report to prison
Just another denier coming out of the closet...nothing to see here.
- Wed Apr 16, 2014 2:14 pm
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: Who forgot to tell the new fuckin' guy how we do things
- Replies: 38
- Views: 1521
Re: Who forgot to tell the new fuckin' guy how we do things
C'mon, Schmick!
After your postings here and your inability to comprehend sixth/seventh grade American History/geography, I see a major T1B award in your future. Of course, Cal fan can swoop in and win it all with an epic, one post masterpiece.
Keep trying though! We're rooting for you!
After your postings here and your inability to comprehend sixth/seventh grade American History/geography, I see a major T1B award in your future. Of course, Cal fan can swoop in and win it all with an epic, one post masterpiece.
Keep trying though! We're rooting for you!
- Tue Apr 15, 2014 12:58 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Sunday Morning PET
- Replies: 12
- Views: 1175
Re: Sunday Morning PET
[snicker]He said "Erection."[/snicker]
- Mon Apr 14, 2014 2:55 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Sunday Morning PET
- Replies: 12
- Views: 1175
Re: Sunday Morning PET
I'm sure it was a clit print. Thats why he sounded so reluctant to go home to his "once svelte, now chubby wife."
:wink:
edit: Nice PET as usual, Sam.
:wink:
edit: Nice PET as usual, Sam.
- Mon Apr 14, 2014 2:32 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Assholes in Washington
- Replies: 25
- Views: 901
Re: Assholes in Washington
Too late for a full tour of the Holocaust Museum at 3:00 pm?
Who'd a thunk it, seeing as how it never happened.
Who'd a thunk it, seeing as how it never happened.
- Sat Apr 12, 2014 4:56 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Is that a bat?
- Replies: 7
- Views: 549
Re: Is that a bat?
You're probably right...unfortunately, this will be her stance every time Putin says "Boo!"Goober McTuber wrote:Sorry. That's your next POTUS.poptart wrote:Is that a bat?
Is that a bat??
- Sat Apr 12, 2014 1:37 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Confirmed: No Global Warming for 17 Years and 6 Months
- Replies: 452
- Views: 6787
Re: Confirmed: No Global Warming for 17 Years and 6 Months
88, you had your chance to unclog his vaporlocked mind last week and passed... wanna borrow the DeLorean?
- Sat Apr 12, 2014 1:18 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Stephen Colbert?
- Replies: 64
- Views: 2290
Re: Stephen Colbert?
Hell, Colbert and Fallon are heads and shoulders funnier than the assclowns they replaced/are replacing. Fallon's ratings for the seven weeks he's had the show shows him gutterstomping the competition. Colbert should provide CBS with better ratings than most anyone else available. Kimmel's best days...
- Tue Apr 08, 2014 1:31 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Troll stop weekend
- Replies: 83
- Views: 2398
Re: Troll stop weekend
Screw_Michigan wrote:It's a messenger bag...
A man carrying a messenger bag is a metrosexual...unless it's hanging from your shoulder, you faggot. Then it is a murse.
sin,
T1B
And he packed his lunch. :twisted:dicks
- Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:05 pm
- Forum: MLB
- Topic: 2014 season forecasts
- Replies: 66
- Views: 10686
Re: 2014 season forecasts
Weeelll shit... four games into the season and Chowdtard calling for the Season Over troll?
Hardly surprising...
Hardly surprising...
- Thu Apr 03, 2014 1:23 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Reefer Madness
- Replies: 15
- Views: 1159
Re: Reefer Madness
Papa Willie wrote:It wasn't the pot - it was his fucked up name that made him jump.
That, coupled with a shove from Darwin.
- Tue Apr 01, 2014 2:09 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Official T1B spreadsheet
- Replies: 45
- Views: 2523
Re: Official T1B spreadsheet
Pretty sure Dins is a Beaver(s) fan. :grin: Despite the occasional rumor about some of the occupants of this joint, I'm pretty sure that most of us are too. :wink: Almost forgot... Retired Army SGM (Don't call me sir!) and Grampa Extraordinaire. Living in the Ozarks (beautiful country!) with the cl...
- Tue Apr 01, 2014 2:00 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Do something stupid..get memorialized with a statue
- Replies: 7
- Views: 697
- Mon Mar 31, 2014 7:05 pm
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: Who forgot to tell the new fuckin' guy how we do things
- Replies: 38
- Views: 1521
Re: Who forgot to tell the new fuckin' guy how we do things
That will end the NCAA in big boy college football. You'll see the major conferences leave and form their own championship plan.
- Fri Mar 28, 2014 9:31 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: 2014 Off Season Thread
- Replies: 42
- Views: 5408
Re: 2014 Off Season Thread
Sounds like Jackson is ready for the NBA.
- Tue Mar 25, 2014 2:43 pm
- Forum: MLB
- Topic: 2014 season forecasts
- Replies: 66
- Views: 10686
Re: 2014 season forecasts
Are Patek and Brett and White and Saberhagen back? They better be if the Royals want to make the playoffs. I see the two wildcards coming out of the dogfight in the AL East. NL East- Nationals NL Central- Cardinals NL West- Dodgers Wildcards- Reds, Giants Other suspects: Braves and D-backs suffer d...
- Sun Mar 23, 2014 11:44 pm
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: Who forgot to tell the new fuckin' guy how we do things
- Replies: 38
- Views: 1521
Re: Who forgot to tell the new fuckin' guy how we do things
Texas played tOSU a home and home the year before and the year of their NC season.
- Fri Mar 21, 2014 8:56 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Granny and Heather Locklear want you to
- Replies: 10
- Views: 1327
Re: Granny and Heather Locklear want you to
I wouldn't let him serve it, tho.
Just sayin'
Just sayin'
- Fri Mar 21, 2014 7:31 pm
- Forum: College Basketball
- Topic: So Mercer.
- Replies: 41
- Views: 4580
Re: So Mercer.
Yeah, the sun seems brighter, the sky bluer, food tastes better...
- Fri Mar 21, 2014 4:57 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Granny and Heather Locklear want you to
- Replies: 10
- Views: 1327
Re: Granny and Heather Locklear want you to
Dude, make some money and bottle it. Give the people what they want!Screw_Michigan wrote:I wear this:
Unfortunately there would be those that would use it as a nutritional supplement.
- Fri Mar 21, 2014 4:44 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: THE
- Replies: 5
- Views: 316
Re: THE
Last season saw the top scorers depart for greener pastures, with the hope in the Bball program that someone would mature and step up. Didn't happen. A weak OOC schedule saw the Buckeyes go undefeated and as high as #3 in the polls. After finishing the regular season fifth in conference (Hell, they ...
- Thu Mar 20, 2014 1:40 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Evidence of Big Bang detected
- Replies: 43
- Views: 1669
Re: Evidence of Big Bang detected
All he's doing is replacing God with science and scientists. Personally, if that's his thing, thats cool with me.
He, and several others in here, really should respect whatever one's thoughts are on this subject.
Lol...Yeah, yeah. I know. Its a smackboard.
SFW?
He, and several others in here, really should respect whatever one's thoughts are on this subject.
Lol...Yeah, yeah. I know. Its a smackboard.
SFW?
- Wed Mar 19, 2014 6:30 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Top 25 QBs
- Replies: 31
- Views: 1002
Re: Top 25 QBs
Rice was drafted in 1985, after the 49ers already won two Super Bowls under Montana. Sure, Rice played a huge part in the other two Bowls won with Montana, but his role is overplayed by some in here as far Montana's total numbers go. If you really feel the need to belittle his accomplishments, I wou...
- Tue Mar 18, 2014 11:05 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Evidence of Big Bang detected
- Replies: 43
- Views: 1669
Re: Evidence of Big Bang detected
Seems that JSC suffers from the same issue that many here ridiculed religious followers of having...an abundance of blind faith.
- Sun Mar 16, 2014 4:07 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: happy Steak and Blowjob Day
- Replies: 15
- Views: 516
Re: happy Steak and Blowjob Day
March 14th is Steak and Blowjob Day. Typical. I find out that it is Steak and Blowjob Day the day after Steak and Blowjob Day. Today must be Work Most Of The Day, Then Watch Some Shit College Basketball On TV, Eat A Shit Calzone And Then Go To Bed Without Fucking Your Wife Day. Only in Cleveland, 8...
- Fri Mar 14, 2014 6:48 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: happy Steak and Blowjob Day
- Replies: 15
- Views: 516
Re: happy Steak and Blowjob Day
Y'all talk that shite about Wolfie, but you'd rather walk across the street than accidentally step in his yard.
- Thu Mar 13, 2014 9:12 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: 2014 Off Season Thread
- Replies: 42
- Views: 5408
Re: 2014 Off Season Thread
Yeah, losing Decker is bad. Him signing with the Jets is weird. I know money trumps everything else, but who's gonna get the ball to him? Or even near him? It will be worst for Decker, especially with the hit his stats will take. Going from Manning to Smith? The change in numbers will be spectacula...
- Thu Mar 13, 2014 8:51 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: BJs Price Dropping
- Replies: 8
- Views: 254
Re: BJs Price Dropping
Papa Willie wrote:Can't wait to see him hoover around the Mendoza line this year!
Ftfy
- Thu Mar 13, 2014 2:23 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: BJs Price Dropping
- Replies: 8
- Views: 254
Re: BJs Price Dropping
Hell NO! Next thing you know, they'll unionize, then the prices for BJs will skyrocket!smackaholic wrote:Not sure that constitutes a living wage though. Barry should set a BJ minimum wage.
Fuck the Union label!
- Thu Mar 13, 2014 1:00 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: BJs Price Dropping
- Replies: 8
- Views: 254
Re: BJs Price Dropping
How much are they if she swallows?
- Wed Mar 12, 2014 7:33 pm
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: OOC - Missouri #1
- Replies: 8
- Views: 1480
Re: OOC - Missouri #1
Be interesting to see the numbers of just other BCS teams played.
- Wed Mar 12, 2014 5:26 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Uhhh, Dins...care to explain this
- Replies: 4
- Views: 187
Re: Uhhh, Dins...care to explain this
Bwa... Rack!Jay in Phoenix wrote:Well what did that pussy expect, he kicked me in the ass.
- Mon Mar 10, 2014 4:51 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Dumber than Sarah Palin:
- Replies: 194
- Views: 3207
Re: Dumber than Sarah Palin:
Wouldn't that be "Now go vapidly fuck a moose," or "Now go fuck a vapid moose."Moving Sale wrote:Now go fuck a moose.
Grammar nazi judges- could we please get a ruling?
- Sun Mar 09, 2014 3:43 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Left Seater, what's your take on this video?
- Replies: 8
- Views: 187
Re: Left Seater, what's your take on this video?
If it blew up, there would be a good chance of a huge debris field... hear that there is only an occasional oil slick that they're finding.
- Fri Mar 07, 2014 9:05 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: America’s 10 Least Literate Cities
- Replies: 22
- Views: 650
Re: America’s 10 Least Literate Cities
That'll rack!Sudden Sam wrote:Looks to me like New Britain, CT should be #1 on that list.
Ladies and Gentlemen! We have a winner! Y'all be careful during your drive home...Sam- please get the lights on your way out.
- Fri Mar 07, 2014 4:20 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Vikings
- Replies: 1
- Views: 100
Vikings
Anyone catch any of the shows? Season 2 opened last week.
Always liked historical pieces like this.
Always liked historical pieces like this.