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by BSmack
Thu Jan 07, 2021 10:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Tommy Tuberville...
Replies: 15
Views: 1437

Tommy Tuberville...

...has been in Washington for 2 days, and all ready the Capitol defense sucks.
by BSmack
Sun Jan 03, 2021 8:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 4567
Views: 954723

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

Trump has been committing crimes since he was sworn in.
by BSmack
Sun Jan 03, 2021 4:48 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Happy New Year, Nutsy!
Replies: 20
Views: 3104

Re: Happy New Year, Nutsy!

Dinsdale wrote:
Softball Bat wrote: Sun Jan 03, 2021 1:03 am Image



Where's my money?

I guess.

Might need some of Dinsdale's luv. :)
Read above. BSmack wants the rest of us to work hard in order to purchase... the above.
Think of it as a tax cut.
by BSmack
Sun Jan 03, 2021 12:09 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Happy New Year, Nutsy!
Replies: 20
Views: 3104

Re: Happy New Year, Nutsy!

Stimulus payments are a joke. We need survival payments. The weapon that the Republicans use every single time is that some undeserving person might get too much money. I say break the whole freaking paridgdim.
by BSmack
Sat Jan 02, 2021 8:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Happy New Year, Nutsy!
Replies: 20
Views: 3104

Re: Happy New Year, Nutsy!

$2,000 stimulus checks would be good, but should only go to those who really need it. I got a reduced amount the first time and donated all of it. Fuck that shit. UBI for everyone. 12 a year base, 6k for dependents up to 4 kids because fuck the Duggars. Have the Standard deduction match the UBI. Yo...
by BSmack
Sun Dec 27, 2020 12:07 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dead Man Talking
Replies: 63
Views: 5537

Re: Dead Man Talking

poptart wrote:why
BSmack wrote:Entertainment - Sammy Davis - The ultimate 5 tool entertainer.
What are the 5 tools?
Singing, Dancing, Comedy, Acting and interviewing. Sammy did them all better than just about anyone and his dancing was second only to those on the level of Fred Astaire and Danny Kaye.
by BSmack
Sat Dec 26, 2020 5:14 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This place...
Replies: 142
Views: 18622

Re: This place...

After getting your ass pussy and mouth blasted with presidential cum, would you make sandwiches? She's a nude model slash escort. Yes, she's damn well making sammiches in her price range. By the way? She's tone and fit. Killer bod at 50. She does look very good. So do models 30 - 35 years younger. ...
by BSmack
Sat Dec 26, 2020 5:09 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3279
Views: 769614

Re: Doom

Softball Bat wrote:Nashville *BOOM* doom.


Image




Situation is still developing.

I will post more on this -----> later.
It's all good. They briefed Trump. I'm sure he'll have a rational, stable response.
by BSmack
Thu Dec 24, 2020 9:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dead Man Talking
Replies: 63
Views: 5537

Re: Dead Man Talking

Science and Technology - Isaac Newton - I'd like to find out how the man who kick started the Enlightenment was also batshit crazy about Jebus Finance - Adam Smith, I'd want to get his opinion on crony capitalism Politics - Aaron Burr - WTF were you THINKING man? Media - Walter Cronkite - I'd want t...
by BSmack
Tue Dec 22, 2020 2:43 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Yellow Pages
Replies: 38
Views: 4497

Re: The Yellow Pages

A DVD player? We traded up to a BluRay about 5 years ago. Good for kids movies mostly. Going to get a portable hdmi Blu Ray drive for my laptop so I can convert the DVD collection. A FAX machine? 11 years ago. To upload some FSA docs. Now they get scanned and uploaded as pdf documents. A real alarm ...
by BSmack
Sun Dec 20, 2020 11:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Cruisin' for a Bruisin'
Replies: 8
Views: 1333

Re: Cruisin' for a Bruisin'

My wife and I have a verbal code for a delivery that has been hidden. We tell each other Tom Cruise is here. That means the package is in the closet. Just like Tom Cruise.

by BSmack
Thu Dec 17, 2020 10:41 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Records they are a-changin’
Replies: 18
Views: 2372

Re: The Records they are a-changin’

I can think of two leagues off the top of my head. The federal League which played for about two years in the 1910s, and the American Association which was the precursor to the American League.
by BSmack
Wed Dec 16, 2020 2:21 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Charley Pride - DEAD!
Replies: 13
Views: 2310

Re: Charley Pride - DEAD!

Innocent Bystander wrote: Sun Dec 13, 2020 1:36 am I remember... if you only knew one country artist, it was Charlie Pride.

'Hee Haw is on, Charlie Pride gonna be on!'

Representation matters.

RIP, Mr. Pride.
You still got Hootie.
by BSmack
Sun Dec 13, 2020 11:26 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: James O'Keefe recorded CNN upper management staff meetings
Replies: 3
Views: 667

Re: James O'Keefe recorded CNN upper management staff meetings

O'Keefe may have committed another felony.
by BSmack
Sat Nov 28, 2020 3:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Paging M2---I'm watching the Big Game
Replies: 13
Views: 1825

Re: Paging M2---I'm watching the Big Game


Screw_Michigan wrote:Nebraska
You would have thought they could have found somebody to replace Brubaker Osborne after 20 years.
by BSmack
Sat Nov 28, 2020 12:55 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Paging M2---I'm watching the Big Game
Replies: 13
Views: 1825

Re: Paging M2---I'm watching the Big Game

Well that may be the worst college football game I've ever watched. The best part was how Cal had a chance to take it into overtime but Baby Jesus didn't want more of that crap so Cal's extra point got blocked. I've actually seen a train wreck and this was more horrifying. The PAC could just shut do...
by BSmack
Fri Nov 27, 2020 9:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Paging M2---I'm watching the Big Game
Replies: 13
Views: 1825

Re: Paging M2---I'm watching the Big Game

Screw_Michigan wrote: Fri Nov 27, 2020 9:35 pm A huge matchup between the 0-2 Cal Bears and the Trump-enabling 0-2 Stanford Tardinals! Should be an epic matchup.
Fixed that.
by BSmack
Tue Nov 24, 2020 9:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3279
Views: 769614

Re: Doom

Hardly shocking to anybody who read the morning news yesterday. After all the masters' did speak. The donor class speaks, politicians listen.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles ... times-says
by BSmack
Sun Nov 22, 2020 5:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How do we avoid another election shit-show next time?
Replies: 118
Views: 17005

Re: How do we avoid another election shit-show next time?

Constitutional Ammendment? Let's start with an Amendment that you have to have had some governmental/military management experience before being able to run the show. Failed casino developers and con men need not apply. Then let's go with your idea on making elections go from the last Saturday in O...
by BSmack
Thu Nov 19, 2020 2:27 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: smack-illogic
Replies: 8
Views: 1387

Re: smack-illogic

THAT WAS

:bode: :bode: :bode:
by BSmack
Fri Nov 13, 2020 3:39 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hey Union Supporters...
Replies: 34
Views: 3103

Re: Hey Union Supporters...

The highest paid workers all have either unions or trade associations that work to increase their pay and quality of work conditions. Even if you are not a member, those group benefits extend to you in the form of a higher prevailing wage. That includes business owners who have the Chamber of Commer...
by BSmack
Fri Nov 13, 2020 3:32 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Quawan Charles
Replies: 38
Views: 8739

Re: Quawan Charles


smackaholic wrote:Quadraphonic.
Pray for him.

by BSmack
Thu Nov 12, 2020 5:54 pm
Forum: Golf
Topic: Masters Week
Replies: 7
Views: 7008

Re: Masters Week

I Thought Sergio couldn't make it.

Anyway, I like Joanie for the Win

Gary Player for longest drive on the opening drive

Bubba Watson dark horse

by BSmack
Mon Nov 09, 2020 10:45 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fall Foliage Road Trip with My Pup
Replies: 23
Views: 3235

Re: Fall Foliage Road Trip with My Pup

Epic roadie. Thanks for snapping some pics so the rest of us remember what America looks like.
by BSmack
Mon Nov 09, 2020 10:41 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fall Foliage Road Trip with My Pup
Replies: 23
Views: 3235

Re: Fall Foliage Road Trip with My Pup

Kierland wrote:Did I see the Acadia lighthouse?
Sure looked like the Bass Harbor lighthouse.
by BSmack
Mon Nov 09, 2020 2:00 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Our long national nightmare is almost over
Replies: 53
Views: 14634

Re: Our long national nightmare is almost over

What scares me and should scare anyone who is not a complete fukking moron, is rigged elections. Be they left or right wing, once rigged elections become SOP, we are all just along for the ride and will do what our DC masters tell us to. What other choice will we have? Rigged elections have always ...
by BSmack
Sun Nov 08, 2020 9:35 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: ND/Clemson
Replies: 3
Views: 1163

Re: ND/Clemson


88 wrote:But it is hard to kill Clemson.
Give Covid a chance.
by BSmack
Sat Nov 07, 2020 10:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rack Oregon
Replies: 32
Views: 2884

Re: Rack Oregon

Kierland wrote:Huffing is a thing and it is illegal in many places. So fatty is wrong again. You are a stupid POS. No wonder all your takes are garbage.
I'm pretty sure homosexuality is legal now. You can come out of the closet.
by BSmack
Sat Nov 07, 2020 10:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Is this social distancing acceptable?
Replies: 76
Views: 26257

Re: Is this social distancing acceptable?

I like social distancing. Most people should be kept at minimum of 6 ft.
by BSmack
Fri Nov 06, 2020 8:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Intellectuals
Replies: 43
Views: 3052

Re: The Intellectuals

You lost. Eat shit. I voted for Jo Jorgensen, you foreskin-bathing faggot. I can hold my head high knowing I'm not part of the two-dimensional shit you've based your life on. I really would like to vote Libertarian, but until a change is made in how elections are structured doing so simply splits t...
by BSmack
Thu Nov 05, 2020 2:10 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Election Chaos
Replies: 175
Views: 25005

Re: Election Chaos

Brad Parscale, former Trump campaign manager, hospitalised after self-harm threats The JUBM took care of business. https://i.giphy.com/media/DhEOOEa2ZBoiacJ3aS/giphy.gif What "business" was being transacted right there? The quarterback must go down early and he must go down hard. ~ Al Davis
by BSmack
Sat Oct 31, 2020 7:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: RIP Sean Connery
Replies: 9
Views: 2425

Re: RIP Sean Connery

Doctor No Pulse
by BSmack
Fri Oct 30, 2020 11:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 2016 Election Day Thread
Replies: 106
Views: 8093

Re: 2016 Election Day Thread

Guys, I got the van all gassed up with super-test... https://i59.servimg.com/u/f59/15/23/17/98/martyj10.jpg I found some sleeping bags outside the local men's shelter, so I threw those in the back too. I'm backing up as far as I can to the border crossing, but I don't have any wire cutters for the ...
by BSmack
Thu Oct 29, 2020 9:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: the election, call it!
Replies: 144
Views: 23041

Re: the election, call it!

Biden: 373
Trump: 165

GOP will have 47 seats in the Senate, 160 in the house.

Time to pay the piper.
by BSmack
Sun Oct 25, 2020 7:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Your message to a future generation
Replies: 42
Views: 11190

Re: Your message to a future generation


Innocent Bystander wrote:Lebron plays the game, and didn't rely just upon being naturally gifted. He is a leader of men outside of the court. He will never in a million years be given an NBA head coaching position.
That's because LeBron wants to own a team not coach one.
by BSmack
Sun Oct 25, 2020 4:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Biden's email leak
Replies: 40
Views: 6989

Re: Biden's email leak

The laptop was a popcorn fart, primarily because Trump can't STFU.
by BSmack
Fri Oct 23, 2020 10:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Your message to a future generation
Replies: 42
Views: 11190

Re: Your message to a future generation

Your level of success is directly proportional to your level of hustle.
by BSmack
Fri Oct 23, 2020 9:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Moscow Mitch must have met Rand Paul's neighbor
Replies: 10
Views: 1057

Re: Moscow Mitch must have met Rand Paul's neigbor

My dad is the same age as Mitch McConnell. He gets that kind of stuff all the time. He probably had some $15 an hour wannabe phlebotomist try to draw blood and some viens got blowed up.
by BSmack
Sat Oct 17, 2020 11:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fosbury Flop
Replies: 27
Views: 3032

Re: Fosbury Flop

The Steel Curtain - Steelers Front 4

Purple People Eaters- Vikes front 4

Fearsome Foursome- Rams front 4

The No Names- 72 Dolphins D

Hammerin Hank - Hank Aaron

Scooter - Phil Rizzuto

by BSmack
Sat Oct 17, 2020 11:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fosbury Flop
Replies: 27
Views: 3032

Re: Fosbury Flop

Best all-time NBA nickname - Chocolate Thunder Funny, I did a search on Darryl Dawkins's original nickname and couldn't find it on any English language website. It does still show up on some Italian and Spanish websites. I guess "Baby Gorilla" is now considered too racist to even mention....