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- Wed Mar 01, 2017 2:05 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Trigger Warning
- Replies: 58
- Views: 2025
Re: Trigger Warning
...the difference between the cost of KC Scott's motorcycle and War Wagon's trailer. No comparison. I've barely even read or posted here much lately, then I come across this gem. Why must my humble, yet comfy abode of 30 years, be spoken of in comparison to a crotch rocket? Never mind the cost or i...
- Sun Feb 05, 2017 3:36 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Worst PET Ever - The 88's visit the Kennedy Space Center
- Replies: 110
- Views: 6207
Re: Worst PET Ever - The 88's visit the Kennedy Space Center
3 pages, wtf is going on here? 'tart, listen good.
- Fri Feb 03, 2017 12:01 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Iran "on notice"
- Replies: 9
- Views: 1026
Re: Iran "on notice"
Which should make Allah Akbar and Kim Jung Bung all the more nervous.Mikey wrote:He doesn't even KNOW what he said from one day to the next.
- Thu Feb 02, 2017 1:01 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Iran "on notice"
- Replies: 9
- Views: 1026
Iran "on notice"
What does this mean? From what I've seen of Trump and his actions thus far, Iran had better not fire off any more ballistic missiles capable of carrying a nuclear warhead. If Iran ignores that warning, they may see a squadron of B-2 bombers, with appropriate escorts, on their horizon sooner rather t...
- Wed Jan 25, 2017 1:22 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Liberal Hag tossed off Plane
- Replies: 13
- Views: 1689
Re: Liberal Hag tossed off Plane
A shout out to Smackie for the next time I stumble into Tune Town...
- Wed Jan 25, 2017 1:00 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Liberal Hag tossed off Plane
- Replies: 13
- Views: 1689
Re: Liberal Hag tossed off Plane
The dude in the background is her lucky husband, and he is clearly sick of her shit. Little story in the KC paper today about a local 70 year old man who robbed a bank so he could get away from his wife. He handed the teller a note saying he had a gun, give me your money, please. The clerk handed o...
- Tue Jan 24, 2017 12:57 am
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Steelers v Chiefs
- Replies: 31
- Views: 2915
Re: Steelers v Chiefs
I scared the shit out of my wife because of screaming at the TV... You don't have her trained well enough. Even the dogs know to go hide under the bed when there's a Chiefs game on. When my daughter is watching the game with the old man, she's even louder, compensating for the guy who has had his h...
- Sat Jan 21, 2017 11:47 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Barrening down the hatches...
- Replies: 15
- Views: 1041
Re: Barrening down the hatches...
Here, we call it "May".Dinsdale wrote:Up here, we call that "winter."
- Wed Jan 18, 2017 3:03 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Jupiter
- Replies: 49
- Views: 1976
Re: Jupiter
3 halves must then make a whole? Wait... you made me lose focus, Phibes, on what we were discussing. :?
Stop doing that, you know I'm easily confused.
Stop doing that, you know I'm easily confused.
- Mon Jan 16, 2017 4:21 am
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Steelers v Chiefs
- Replies: 31
- Views: 2915
Re: Steelers v Chiefs
Well, shit... PIT was the better team.
Good luck against the Pats.
Good luck against the Pats.
- Mon Jan 16, 2017 1:11 am
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: First rookie QB to win a Super Bowl?
- Replies: 105
- Views: 11173
Re: First rookie QB to win a Super Bowl?
Too many low hanging cherries to pick but this'll do as well as any. THis is going to be over early... Watching the troll YaFJ perpetually KHOA never gets old. :lol: Actually, it does. :meds: Punkass you suck I guarantee you won't be here at 8 PM when Dallas has won this game. I'm still here and wit...
- Sun Jan 15, 2017 10:55 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: First rookie QB to win a Super Bowl?
- Replies: 105
- Views: 11173
Re: First rookie QB to win a Super Bowl?
Watching the troll YaFJ perpetually KHOA never gets old.Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff wrote:THis is going to be over early...
Actually, it does.
- Sun Jan 15, 2017 10:39 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Jupiter
- Replies: 49
- Views: 1976
Re: Jupiter
Not all makes & models have that option, though they should.Dr_Phibes wrote: Just put your wipers in the service position.
- Sun Jan 15, 2017 9:06 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Jupiter
- Replies: 49
- Views: 1976
Re: Jupiter
The yard turns into something resembling chocolate pudding to a depth of about 4 inches with still frozen ground beneath that. Trying to drive across this is a bad idea. I reminded myself of that a few years ago. Got to spend a few hours with 2x12 boards, shovels and liberal amounts of swearing and...
- Sun Jan 15, 2017 3:02 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Jupiter
- Replies: 49
- Views: 1976
Re: Jupiter
Update from 1/12 in that I almost thought this post deserved it's own thread title of how: I Got Over At Walmart Today There's a tremendous run going on at every Walmart within a 150 mile radius of KC... So on Thursday and Friday, people were raiding every grocery store in town in preparation for an...
- Sun Jan 15, 2017 2:06 am
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Steelers v Chiefs
- Replies: 31
- Views: 2915
Re: Steelers v Chiefs
The league has long avoided Sunday night playoff games because if the visiting team won, they effectively lose a day due to the travel back. I'm not buying that either. Since when did the NFL care about anything other than maximizing profit? A team lost a day due to travel? Boo-hoo, rub some dirt o...
- Sun Jan 15, 2017 1:10 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Maybe It's Run Its Course...
- Replies: 53
- Views: 3255
Re: Maybe It's Run Its Course...
I use Firefox to get the sound and click over to Chrome if I want to see the banner. Good show last night and it was good to be back in Tune Town after playing hookie for about 7 of the last 9 weeks or so. It's not that I don't want to hang out like I used to but my work schedule has changed and I h...
Re: Who dat?
I like ATL chances of making the SB from the NFC #2 seed. No doubt that they can go into Dallas and roll the cowgirls. Assuming they'll face the cowgirls, that is. Very impressive effort by the dirty birds today against one bitch of a team. Fuck Seattle, they act like they're entitled, throwing his...
- Sat Jan 14, 2017 5:19 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Steelers v Chiefs
- Replies: 31
- Views: 2915
Re: Steelers v Chiefs
The weather was an excuse NBC and the League wanted to move the game to Primetime to grab as many eyeballs as possible Hogwash. If that were the rationale, they could've just scheduled it that way in the first place. In which case they would've had GB/DAL in prime time while PIT/KC would be in the ...
- Sat Jan 14, 2017 2:11 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Steelers v Chiefs
- Replies: 31
- Views: 2915
Re: Steelers v Chiefs
I see now that the game has been pushed back to a primetime game. A wise decision, made at that time, based on the forecast but the ice storm is slow/late in getting here. It may then be late leaving, in which case it won't have mattered. Who knows? Weather in these parts is notoriously hard to pre...
- Fri Jan 13, 2017 1:43 am
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Steelers v Chiefs
- Replies: 31
- Views: 2915
Re: Steelers v Chiefs
Chiefs have lost their last 4 home playoff games, I believe. As usual, some fucked up weather will play a role in the outcome. I have had my heart ripped out and stomped on so many times I am fully prepared for another excruciatingly painful loss that will leave me distraught unto my grave... of whi...
- Fri Jan 13, 2017 1:02 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Jupiter
- Replies: 49
- Views: 1976
Re: Jupiter
Epic ice storm on the way here, which is what happens every damn time the Chiefs have a home playoff game... every 10 years or so on average. Some new severe weather record will be set while they lose 14-13 when a last second FG attempt clanks off the south goal post. For Mikey, that's the one on th...
- Sun Jan 08, 2017 12:31 am
- Forum: Bitter_Pittsburgher music forum
- Topic: Chuck's altar boys
- Replies: 7
- Views: 1008
Re: Chuck's altar boys
I must confess ignorance of that...Dinsdale wrote:BTW -- horrifically tasteless thread title, since it mentions a dude who fucks children.
I surely didn't know else I never would've post this thread, much less the title.
My bad, I guess.
- Fri Jan 06, 2017 2:06 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: California braces for 'once-in-10-year' storm
- Replies: 30
- Views: 903
Re: California braces for 'once-in-10-year' storm
I've been wondering about that, seems Cali has had a few trillion gallons of precip of late but it's still in an historic drought?Mikey wrote:(of course the drought isn't over...)
Sorta' like the global warning and now climate change hoax... that's your story and you're sticking to it.
- Thu Jan 05, 2017 6:31 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Three Best Bets: Week 17 Scores & Final Standings
- Replies: 7
- Views: 884
Re: Three Best Bets: Week 17 Scores & Final Standings
Thanks for running a quality pick 'em contest, gents. Even though we only had 7 full timers, that took nothing away from the challenge and entertainment value thereof. Hopefully we can get a few more players (s'up 'tart?) next year. It's a shame that the NFL forum here has lost so much interest over...
- Thu Jan 05, 2017 3:01 am
- Forum: Bitter_Pittsburgher music forum
- Topic: Chuck's altar boys
- Replies: 7
- Views: 1008
Re: Chuck's altar boys
Undoubted indeed... that of Chuck ever having a bad day, at least not a day that he had a guitar strapped on.
After so many years, his music and legend just keeps getting better, at least to me.
His body of work stands alone, but whatever influence he may have had on Brits just enhances that work.
After so many years, his music and legend just keeps getting better, at least to me.
His body of work stands alone, but whatever influence he may have had on Brits just enhances that work.
Re: Who dat?
I like ATL chances of making the SB from the NFC #2 seed. No doubt that they can go into Dallas and roll the cowgirls.
I wish I had as much confidence in the AFC #2 seed going into NE... not over looking PIT, of course.
KC owes those fucks some payback, in Arrowhead this time, by damn.
I wish I had as much confidence in the AFC #2 seed going into NE... not over looking PIT, of course.
KC owes those fucks some payback, in Arrowhead this time, by damn.
- Mon Jan 02, 2017 3:53 am
- Forum: Bitter_Pittsburgher music forum
- Topic: Chuck's altar boys
- Replies: 7
- Views: 1008
Chuck's altar boys
I believe that if not for Chuck Berry, the Brit invasion would never have happened. That could be argued endlessly, but what a gem I stumbled across here.
- Sun Jan 01, 2017 4:35 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: THREE BEST BETS -- WEEK 17 ODDS AND PICKS
- Replies: 10
- Views: 1654
Re: THREE BEST BETS -- WEEK 17 ODDS AND PICKS
MIA +9.5
DEN -1
DET +3.5
DEN -1
DET +3.5
- Wed Dec 28, 2016 2:10 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: In Case Anyone Gives a Shit
- Replies: 80
- Views: 3889
Re: In Case Anyone Gives a Shit
After having a stroke 3 years ago, I have a selective, seemingly random memory. For instance, I can remember the most minute details of stuff I did 30 years ago on a vacation but not be able to remember what I had for lunch yesterday. Weird, right? My wife never fails to point out such recent memor...
- Tue Dec 27, 2016 1:54 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: In Case Anyone Gives a Shit
- Replies: 80
- Views: 3889
Re: In Case Anyone Gives a Shit
After having a stroke 3 years ago, I have a selective, seemingly random memory. For instance, I can remember the most minute details of stuff I did 30 years ago on a vacation but not be able to remember what I had for lunch yesterday. Weird, right? My wife never fails to point out such recent memory...
- Mon Dec 26, 2016 1:19 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: In Case Anyone Gives a Shit
- Replies: 80
- Views: 3889
Re: In Case Anyone Gives a Shit
WTF is PEMDAS? Parentheses Exponents Multiplication Division Addition Subtraction It is the order in which all operations within an algebraic equation are performed. For example if you have the equation 10 - 1 * 8=x, you would multiply 1 by 8 and then subtract that result from 10. I knew I'd be sor...
- Sat Dec 24, 2016 9:50 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: In Case Anyone Gives a Shit
- Replies: 80
- Views: 3889
Re: In Case Anyone Gives a Shit
I hated algebra in school and still despise any equation that comes close to it. This thread is a gigantic waste of time while I should be watching football. However, if I can learn one useful tidbit of info I didn't know before, it won't be a total loss. I simply did the math according to basic uni...
- Sat Dec 24, 2016 6:50 pm
- Forum: NFL Picks
- Topic: THREE BEST BETS--WEEK 16 LINES AND PICKS
- Replies: 6
- Views: 2467
Re: THREE BEST BETS--WEEK 16 LINES AND PICKS
Fuck me for not realizing that half the slate were early games this week.
NO -3
SEA -7.5
KC -3.5
NO -3
SEA -7.5
KC -3.5
- Mon Dec 19, 2016 1:00 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Official T1B Christmas Gift Exchange Thread
- Replies: 33
- Views: 3249
Re: The Official T1B Christmas Gift Exchange Thread
Marty needs this as well.
- Sun Dec 18, 2016 3:56 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Two new additions to the collection
- Replies: 77
- Views: 5473
Re: Two new additions to the collection
Did you stumble into the kiddies room?Dr_Phibes wrote:I'd say Grandad did a pretty good job winning World War II
Speaking for myself only, of course, but my Dad was in the U.S. Army in WWII.
Not sure where fraternal Grandpa was... probably still in New Joisy but I never met the man.
- Sun Dec 18, 2016 3:15 pm
- Forum: NFL Picks
- Topic: THREE BEST BETS: WEEK 15 LINES AND PICKS
- Replies: 6
- Views: 1869
Re: THREE BEST BETS: WEEK 15 LINES AND PICKS
HOU -5
TB +7
WAS -6.5
TB +7
WAS -6.5
- Fri Dec 16, 2016 4:38 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Two new additions to the collection
- Replies: 77
- Views: 5473
Re: Two new additions to the collection
Not much of a hard liquor drinker, I just stick with what I like, which is Bud Rice. I like the new 16 oz. aluminum bottles. Stays cold longer and just tastes better for some reason On occasion, I'll have a shot or two of rum. Captain Morgan Black being quite tasty, I've found, so I usually keep a b...
- Thu Dec 15, 2016 4:33 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Going to Vegas this weekend
- Replies: 40
- Views: 2505
Re: Going to Vegas this weekend
And if you think Utah is scenic... you're probably a Flyover. Of course I'm a flyover, no secret that, and quite content with my geographical locale. When people describe us flyovers like it's an insult, we just smile and wave as they fly over, knowing very few of them will ever crowd our space. Cr...
- Wed Dec 14, 2016 1:38 am
- Forum: Bitter_Pittsburgher music forum
- Topic: Greg Lake Tits Up
- Replies: 18
- Views: 1554
Re: Greg Lake Tits Up
Pretty impressed with ELP covering Aaron Copland, here and elsewhere. Hoedown ring a bell? But it doesn't get much better than this.