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by War Wagon
Mon Aug 22, 2016 9:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What happened to Wolf Blitzer?
Replies: 46
Views: 2229

What happened to Wolf Blitzer?

I notice he's been gone lately but who gives a fuck? Look who's been "filling in" quite nicely Screwey thinks she's a "Grade B" hottie but we all know he's a switch hitter. Faggot! Brianna Keilar makes my dick hard. Sure, she could stand to lose a few lbs. but the thought of thos...
by War Wagon
Sun Aug 14, 2016 7:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Most dominant athlete of all time.
Replies: 38
Views: 1532

Re: Most dominant athlete of all time.

Papa Willie wrote:We're not going to see an athlete like that in our lifetimes again...
One dickhead to another, I believe you're correct.
by War Wagon
Sun Aug 14, 2016 7:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Most dominant athlete of all time.
Replies: 38
Views: 1532

Re: Most dominant athlete of all time.

If either was truely "the best" athlete, they would have been the best at their sport. Try to separate "athlete" from "their sport" as the terms can be mutually exclusive. The thread topic doesn't specify which sport or sports, though that may have your intent. An &quo...
by War Wagon
Sun Aug 14, 2016 2:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Most dominant athlete of all time.
Replies: 38
Views: 1532

Re: Most dominant athlete of all time.

If the topic in question were simply - "Best athlete of all time" - then the answer would be simple as well.

Bo Jackson - EOD.
by War Wagon
Sat Aug 13, 2016 12:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Angry Trump fans make me laugh
Replies: 39
Views: 3051

Re: Angry Trump fans make me laugh

Again, I'll predict the lowest % of registered voter turnout in my lifetime. Probably wolfies too. It's like trying to decide which hand to amputate. I'll most likely still show up and vote on the State and local issues. Shouldn't have to wait in line for long. The worst part of going to vote is nav...
by War Wagon
Sat Aug 13, 2016 12:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Angry Trump fans make me laugh
Replies: 39
Views: 3051

Re: Angry Trump fans make me laugh

BSmack wrote:Hillary countered Bernie's big rallies with smaller more intimate gatherings.
The Spin is strong in this one.
by War Wagon
Mon Aug 08, 2016 10:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: "her" health ?
Replies: 85
Views: 3899

Re: "her" health ?

Bucmonkey wrote:This is where the polarization has taken you all?
I'd say we've been here since Dewey defeated Truman.
by War Wagon
Sun Aug 07, 2016 6:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Coffee Geeks
Replies: 52
Views: 3091

Re: Coffee Geeks

A dishpan is a plastic tub one commonly places inside the sink to hold dirty dishes for soaking.... Oh, I see. You put a sink inside a sink whereas we flyover bumpkins have these things caller "stoppers" to keep the water from leaking out. They usually work, too. I suppose your brilliant ...
by War Wagon
Sun Aug 07, 2016 3:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Coffee Geeks
Replies: 52
Views: 3091

Re: Coffee Geeks

smackaholic wrote:...in the dish pan
Must be U & R lingo but WTF is a "dish pan"?

Do you mean "sink", as in the kitchen sink?
by War Wagon
Thu Aug 04, 2016 12:03 am
Forum: Bitter_Pittsburgher music forum
Topic: Greatest song ever written
Replies: 10
Views: 1712

Re: Greatest song ever written

Honestly it's the only Kiss song I really like. Honestly, if I had to pick one I really liked, it'd be... CaQ0jrYW9MQ Saw them in concert once, in 1976 or 1977, thereabouts, in a packed Kemper arena. I was too young, dumb and stoned at the time. But yeah, I got caught up in that mania for a short t...
by War Wagon
Wed Jul 27, 2016 11:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Whiskey geeks?
Replies: 29
Views: 2213

Re: Whiskey geeks?

Anybody have any favorites? Or do y'all just drink piss-water beer? Pretty much stick to a Bud Rice diet, my pancreas doesn't need any more abuse that I've already subjected it to. But I must allow that in recent years I've developed an affinity for Captain Morgan Black. I only take 'sips' but some...
by War Wagon
Wed Jul 27, 2016 1:51 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Me and my Pappy
Replies: 69
Views: 19922

Re: Me and my Pappy

Goobs found his calling.


by War Wagon
Wed Jul 27, 2016 1:34 am
Forum: Bitter_Pittsburgher music forum
Topic: NEW RHCP
Replies: 5
Views: 1316

Re: NEW RHCP

Thanks for that contribution, asshole, but don't you have some Decemberists or Mumford & Sons to stalk?

If not, we still need a 2016 commish and you just threw your hat in the ring.
by War Wagon
Wed Jul 27, 2016 12:10 am
Forum: Bitter_Pittsburgher music forum
Topic: NEW RHCP
Replies: 5
Views: 1316

Re: NEW RHCP

There seems to be a great deal of old and/or new school RHCP fans.

This vid was released about a month ago. It has over 19 million views.
by War Wagon
Wed Jul 27, 2016 12:00 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: how are local elections shaping up in your area ?
Replies: 18
Views: 2485

Re: how are local elections shaping up in your area ?

Local and state primaries are next week here, no surprise the airwaves are filled with sickening trash talk.
by War Wagon
Tue Jul 26, 2016 9:27 pm
Forum: Bitter_Pittsburgher music forum
Topic: NEW RHCP
Replies: 5
Views: 1316

NEW RHCP

Some of you can't stand them and I was among that group for at least 20 years. But like many other bands, it awhile for them to grow on me, to be able to appreciate some fine, creative musicianship. Doesn't mean I think they're an epic band or that I like all of their songs. But I like a great deal ...
by War Wagon
Sat Jul 23, 2016 2:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Shrillary Picks Tim Kaine
Replies: 44
Views: 4350

Re: Shrillary Picks Tim Kaine

Sudden Sam wrote:We're freakin' doomed either way.
The sun will rise, I'll drag my ass out of bed well before then. I'll go to work and pay some bills. Wash, rinse, repeat.

People take politics way too seriously.
by War Wagon
Tue Jul 19, 2016 10:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Baton Rouge, Minnesota & now Dallas.
Replies: 93
Views: 4602

Re: Baton Rouge, Minnesota & now Dallas.

Wags - just to be clear, the kernels of corn in my shit have more aptitude than you'll ever possess. If you don't like me, then stay the fuck out of my thread, cunt. I'm sure nobody will have a bag of fucks to give, either. "just to be clear"... I typically avoid ever even clicking on a t...
by War Wagon
Mon Jul 18, 2016 1:28 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Camping
Replies: 42
Views: 1441

Re: Camping

I'm done camping. We have gone every year (along with a float trip on an Ozark stream) for the last 30 years and some fucking thing always goes wrong. I have come back from camping/float trips pissed off, lately, one too many times. I have setup my last tent. I have patched my last air mattress at 3...
by War Wagon
Sun Jul 17, 2016 10:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Another Police Shooting in Progress
Replies: 55
Views: 3709

Re: Another Police Shooting in Progress

Dude went out on his 29th B-day, go figure.
by War Wagon
Sun Jul 17, 2016 10:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Another Police Shooting in Progress
Replies: 55
Views: 3709

Re: Another Police Shooting in Progress

Lee's Summit is what I heard but close enough.
by War Wagon
Tue Jul 12, 2016 1:32 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Baton Rouge, Minnesota & now Dallas.
Replies: 93
Views: 4602

Re: Baton Rouge, Minnesota & now Dallas.

Some excellent takes in this thread worth reading and responding to. Even in a Papa Willie started topic. I wish you'd go away. You 'tard up your own threads. I hear they have an opening at .net for a Just Go Away troll. Go apply. Smackie gets it, hits the nail square on the head nearly every damn t...
by War Wagon
Sun Jul 10, 2016 4:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Shooting in Orlando vs. Shooting in Dallas
Replies: 34
Views: 2858

Re: Shooting in Orlando vs. Shooting in Dallas

88 wrote:You need expand your worldview to include reality.
That would require pulling head from expanded ass, something he obviously has no intent of doing.

It must suck to live life in a perpetual state of anger and agitation.
by War Wagon
Sun Jul 10, 2016 2:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Shooting in Orlando vs. Shooting in Dallas
Replies: 34
Views: 2858

Re: Shooting in Orlando vs. Shooting in Dallas

Screw_Michigan wrote:Police exist to arrest alleged lawbreakers.
And that's the only reason?

My guess is that if they didn't exist you'd soon find a hand full or 2 of other reasons.
by War Wagon
Fri Jul 08, 2016 12:05 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Favourite Bagpipe March
Replies: 7
Views: 1696

Re: Favourite Bagpipe March

Not bad but I much prefer this bagpipe march.


by War Wagon
Thu Jul 07, 2016 12:00 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: We Are Truly Fucked
Replies: 26
Views: 1472

Re: We Are Truly Fucked

I'm a black man trapped in a (mostly) white body and demand reparations for past injustices inflicted upon my people. Look out for yourself only. What injustices have been inflicted upon you that require reparations? You're about as black as I am. Myself, I don't have much to complain about. Any pr...
by War Wagon
Sun Jun 26, 2016 1:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: US Army
Replies: 21
Views: 1160

Re: US Army

Dinsdale wrote:How about I just RACK SFAF's kid.
Works for me.
by War Wagon
Thu Jun 23, 2016 11:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Not moving to Missouri, leaving Kansas
Replies: 9
Views: 561

Re: Not moving to Missouri, leaving Kansas

Especially if you pick Kansas. But what if you don't really have a choice? Lots of people are comfortable where they were born and bred. They have ties that bind. I'll die in Missouri, happy as I would be anyplace else. Things make sense here, lots of weirdos in Texas and 47 other states. We don't a...
by War Wagon
Thu Jun 23, 2016 9:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Brexit..Call It, You Tired Fake Fucks
Replies: 28
Views: 1194

Re: Brexit..Call It, You Tired Fake Fucks

I damn sure am tired but not fake in the least.

The bookies have it at 80% they stay.
by War Wagon
Sat Jun 18, 2016 4:18 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Ochiro vs Charlie Hustle
Replies: 13
Views: 3199

Re: Ochiro vs Charlie Hustle

I've been following Ichiro since he first came over. Quite an amazing ball player and as pure a hitter as there has ever been, right up there with the likes of a Rod Carew. I care not in comparing him to Pete Rose. His career #'s in MLB speak for themself. He's been a pleasure to watch and a class a...
by War Wagon
Wed Jun 15, 2016 11:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bernie has agreed to take it in the ass
Replies: 53
Views: 2824

Re: Bernie has agreed to take it in the ass

It says more about us as a people that our only alternative is a greedy ego maniac with zero political background. I believe that any person seeking high political office, by and of necessity, has to be an ego driven maniac. Greed is optional. And while I despise both Trump & Clinton, I'd say t...
by War Wagon
Wed Jun 15, 2016 12:30 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post totals
Replies: 16
Views: 449

Re: Post totals

Well played, dorkaholic. :applause:
by War Wagon
Tue Jun 14, 2016 10:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post totals
Replies: 16
Views: 449

Re: Post totals

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:It's not really about how much you post, but about how much time you spend here.
Wrong.

It's not about how fast you post, but how well you post fast!

If I didn't have to spend so much time mowing the damn yard, I'd have more time to inflate my shit post total and catch Dins.
by War Wagon
Tue Jun 14, 2016 10:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Thoughts and prayers in MCO
Replies: 103
Views: 3150

Re: Thoughts and prayers in MCO

The one take away from all this? Time to buy more firearms before Hillary gets in office. Unregistered, ghost, and 80/20s. Buy 'em while you can and remember to stock upon ammo to the tune of 10,000 rounds per gun. Weaponize yourself for the inevitable gun bans that are coming in this next decade. ...
by War Wagon
Mon Jun 13, 2016 1:10 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Thoughts and prayers in MCO
Replies: 103
Views: 3150

Re: Thoughts and prayers in MCO

What I am saying is the "assault" rifle bogeyman meme is a bunch of bullshit. Getting rid of them, if you could doesn't solve a fukking thing. We can not get rid of firearms. We can't uninvent them. They exist. Get over it. and then... The issue here is Islam. It is a backwards ass religi...
by War Wagon
Tue Jun 07, 2016 10:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Anybody use Uber?
Replies: 71
Views: 4903

Re: Anybody use Uber?

smackaholic wrote:What is Uber's cut?
20% is what my daughter said when asked, seems about right.
by War Wagon
Sat Jun 04, 2016 12:17 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Anybody use Uber?
Replies: 71
Views: 4903

Re: Anybody use Uber?

smackaholic wrote:I was just thinking
Yes, that can be a problem.

Sometimes, it's best to think twice before even logging in. In your case, thrice would better serve when hovering over that dratted submit button,
by War Wagon
Thu Jun 02, 2016 2:47 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Anybody use Uber?
Replies: 71
Views: 4903

Re: Anybody use Uber?

As long as I can take my meds, as prescribed, I'm at least in the top 5.

What's your excuse?
by War Wagon
Thu Jun 02, 2016 1:43 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Anybody use Uber?
Replies: 71
Views: 4903

Re: Anybody use Uber?

Try googling official lesbian car. I confess that I didn't know there was an official lesbian car and also that I will never search for it. In some cases, ignorance is bliss Leave it to a cockaholic to be aware of such mundane trivia. Did you learn of that in research for taking an online quiz abou...
by War Wagon
Thu Jun 02, 2016 12:15 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Anybody use Uber?
Replies: 71
Views: 4903

Re: Anybody use Uber?

She drives a 4 door Toyota Corrola, (which took me aback for awhile, seeing it parked in the driveway beside a Gran Prix and Malibu), where did you get "wrangler" from? Anyways, it gets good gas mileage. I suppose it's comfy enough for somebodies who just want to get from point A to point B.