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- Mon Aug 22, 2016 9:25 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: What happened to Wolf Blitzer?
- Replies: 46
- Views: 2229
What happened to Wolf Blitzer?
I notice he's been gone lately but who gives a fuck? Look who's been "filling in" quite nicely Screwey thinks she's a "Grade B" hottie but we all know he's a switch hitter. Faggot! Brianna Keilar makes my dick hard. Sure, she could stand to lose a few lbs. but the thought of thos...
- Sun Aug 14, 2016 7:06 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Most dominant athlete of all time.
- Replies: 38
- Views: 1532
Re: Most dominant athlete of all time.
One dickhead to another, I believe you're correct.Papa Willie wrote:We're not going to see an athlete like that in our lifetimes again...
- Sun Aug 14, 2016 7:02 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Most dominant athlete of all time.
- Replies: 38
- Views: 1532
Re: Most dominant athlete of all time.
If either was truely "the best" athlete, they would have been the best at their sport. Try to separate "athlete" from "their sport" as the terms can be mutually exclusive. The thread topic doesn't specify which sport or sports, though that may have your intent. An &quo...
- Sun Aug 14, 2016 2:11 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Most dominant athlete of all time.
- Replies: 38
- Views: 1532
Re: Most dominant athlete of all time.
If the topic in question were simply - "Best athlete of all time" - then the answer would be simple as well.
Bo Jackson - EOD.
Bo Jackson - EOD.
- Sat Aug 13, 2016 12:58 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Angry Trump fans make me laugh
- Replies: 39
- Views: 3051
Re: Angry Trump fans make me laugh
Again, I'll predict the lowest % of registered voter turnout in my lifetime. Probably wolfies too. It's like trying to decide which hand to amputate. I'll most likely still show up and vote on the State and local issues. Shouldn't have to wait in line for long. The worst part of going to vote is nav...
- Sat Aug 13, 2016 12:11 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Angry Trump fans make me laugh
- Replies: 39
- Views: 3051
Re: Angry Trump fans make me laugh
The Spin is strong in this one.BSmack wrote:Hillary countered Bernie's big rallies with smaller more intimate gatherings.
- Mon Aug 08, 2016 10:54 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: "her" health ?
- Replies: 85
- Views: 3899
Re: "her" health ?
I'd say we've been here since Dewey defeated Truman.Bucmonkey wrote:This is where the polarization has taken you all?
- Sun Aug 07, 2016 6:05 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Coffee Geeks
- Replies: 52
- Views: 3091
Re: Coffee Geeks
A dishpan is a plastic tub one commonly places inside the sink to hold dirty dishes for soaking.... Oh, I see. You put a sink inside a sink whereas we flyover bumpkins have these things caller "stoppers" to keep the water from leaking out. They usually work, too. I suppose your brilliant ...
- Sun Aug 07, 2016 3:27 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Coffee Geeks
- Replies: 52
- Views: 3091
Re: Coffee Geeks
Must be U & R lingo but WTF is a "dish pan"?smackaholic wrote:...in the dish pan
Do you mean "sink", as in the kitchen sink?
- Thu Aug 04, 2016 12:03 am
- Forum: Bitter_Pittsburgher music forum
- Topic: Greatest song ever written
- Replies: 10
- Views: 1712
Re: Greatest song ever written
Honestly it's the only Kiss song I really like. Honestly, if I had to pick one I really liked, it'd be... CaQ0jrYW9MQ Saw them in concert once, in 1976 or 1977, thereabouts, in a packed Kemper arena. I was too young, dumb and stoned at the time. But yeah, I got caught up in that mania for a short t...
- Wed Jul 27, 2016 11:24 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Whiskey geeks?
- Replies: 29
- Views: 2213
Re: Whiskey geeks?
Anybody have any favorites? Or do y'all just drink piss-water beer? Pretty much stick to a Bud Rice diet, my pancreas doesn't need any more abuse that I've already subjected it to. But I must allow that in recent years I've developed an affinity for Captain Morgan Black. I only take 'sips' but some...
- Wed Jul 27, 2016 1:51 am
- Forum: ARCHIVE!
- Topic: Me and my Pappy
- Replies: 69
- Views: 19922
Re: Me and my Pappy
Goobs found his calling.
- Wed Jul 27, 2016 1:34 am
- Forum: Bitter_Pittsburgher music forum
- Topic: NEW RHCP
- Replies: 5
- Views: 1316
Re: NEW RHCP
Thanks for that contribution, asshole, but don't you have some Decemberists or Mumford & Sons to stalk?
If not, we still need a 2016 commish and you just threw your hat in the ring.
If not, we still need a 2016 commish and you just threw your hat in the ring.
- Wed Jul 27, 2016 12:10 am
- Forum: Bitter_Pittsburgher music forum
- Topic: NEW RHCP
- Replies: 5
- Views: 1316
Re: NEW RHCP
There seems to be a great deal of old and/or new school RHCP fans.
This vid was released about a month ago. It has over 19 million views.
This vid was released about a month ago. It has over 19 million views.
- Wed Jul 27, 2016 12:00 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: how are local elections shaping up in your area ?
- Replies: 18
- Views: 2485
Re: how are local elections shaping up in your area ?
Local and state primaries are next week here, no surprise the airwaves are filled with sickening trash talk.
- Tue Jul 26, 2016 9:27 pm
- Forum: Bitter_Pittsburgher music forum
- Topic: NEW RHCP
- Replies: 5
- Views: 1316
NEW RHCP
Some of you can't stand them and I was among that group for at least 20 years. But like many other bands, it awhile for them to grow on me, to be able to appreciate some fine, creative musicianship. Doesn't mean I think they're an epic band or that I like all of their songs. But I like a great deal ...
- Sat Jul 23, 2016 2:25 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Shrillary Picks Tim Kaine
- Replies: 44
- Views: 4350
Re: Shrillary Picks Tim Kaine
The sun will rise, I'll drag my ass out of bed well before then. I'll go to work and pay some bills. Wash, rinse, repeat.Sudden Sam wrote:We're freakin' doomed either way.
People take politics way too seriously.
- Tue Jul 19, 2016 10:48 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Baton Rouge, Minnesota & now Dallas.
- Replies: 93
- Views: 4602
Re: Baton Rouge, Minnesota & now Dallas.
Wags - just to be clear, the kernels of corn in my shit have more aptitude than you'll ever possess. If you don't like me, then stay the fuck out of my thread, cunt. I'm sure nobody will have a bag of fucks to give, either. "just to be clear"... I typically avoid ever even clicking on a t...
- Mon Jul 18, 2016 1:28 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Camping
- Replies: 42
- Views: 1441
Re: Camping
I'm done camping. We have gone every year (along with a float trip on an Ozark stream) for the last 30 years and some fucking thing always goes wrong. I have come back from camping/float trips pissed off, lately, one too many times. I have setup my last tent. I have patched my last air mattress at 3...
- Sun Jul 17, 2016 10:27 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Another Police Shooting in Progress
- Replies: 55
- Views: 3709
Re: Another Police Shooting in Progress
Dude went out on his 29th B-day, go figure.
- Sun Jul 17, 2016 10:12 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Another Police Shooting in Progress
- Replies: 55
- Views: 3709
Re: Another Police Shooting in Progress
Lee's Summit is what I heard but close enough.
- Tue Jul 12, 2016 1:32 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Baton Rouge, Minnesota & now Dallas.
- Replies: 93
- Views: 4602
Re: Baton Rouge, Minnesota & now Dallas.
Some excellent takes in this thread worth reading and responding to. Even in a Papa Willie started topic. I wish you'd go away. You 'tard up your own threads. I hear they have an opening at .net for a Just Go Away troll. Go apply. Smackie gets it, hits the nail square on the head nearly every damn t...
- Sun Jul 10, 2016 4:57 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Shooting in Orlando vs. Shooting in Dallas
- Replies: 34
- Views: 2858
Re: Shooting in Orlando vs. Shooting in Dallas
That would require pulling head from expanded ass, something he obviously has no intent of doing.88 wrote:You need expand your worldview to include reality.
It must suck to live life in a perpetual state of anger and agitation.
- Sun Jul 10, 2016 2:38 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Shooting in Orlando vs. Shooting in Dallas
- Replies: 34
- Views: 2858
Re: Shooting in Orlando vs. Shooting in Dallas
And that's the only reason?Screw_Michigan wrote:Police exist to arrest alleged lawbreakers.
My guess is that if they didn't exist you'd soon find a hand full or 2 of other reasons.
- Fri Jul 08, 2016 12:05 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Favourite Bagpipe March
- Replies: 7
- Views: 1696
Re: Favourite Bagpipe March
Not bad but I much prefer this bagpipe march.
- Thu Jul 07, 2016 12:00 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: We Are Truly Fucked
- Replies: 26
- Views: 1472
Re: We Are Truly Fucked
I'm a black man trapped in a (mostly) white body and demand reparations for past injustices inflicted upon my people. Look out for yourself only. What injustices have been inflicted upon you that require reparations? You're about as black as I am. Myself, I don't have much to complain about. Any pr...
- Sun Jun 26, 2016 1:55 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: US Army
- Replies: 21
- Views: 1160
Re: US Army
Works for me.Dinsdale wrote:How about I just RACK SFAF's kid.
- Thu Jun 23, 2016 11:52 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Not moving to Missouri, leaving Kansas
- Replies: 9
- Views: 561
Re: Not moving to Missouri, leaving Kansas
Especially if you pick Kansas. But what if you don't really have a choice? Lots of people are comfortable where they were born and bred. They have ties that bind. I'll die in Missouri, happy as I would be anyplace else. Things make sense here, lots of weirdos in Texas and 47 other states. We don't a...
- Thu Jun 23, 2016 9:28 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Brexit..Call It, You Tired Fake Fucks
- Replies: 28
- Views: 1194
Re: Brexit..Call It, You Tired Fake Fucks
I damn sure am tired but not fake in the least.
The bookies have it at 80% they stay.
The bookies have it at 80% they stay.
- Sat Jun 18, 2016 4:18 pm
- Forum: MLB
- Topic: Ochiro vs Charlie Hustle
- Replies: 13
- Views: 3199
Re: Ochiro vs Charlie Hustle
I've been following Ichiro since he first came over. Quite an amazing ball player and as pure a hitter as there has ever been, right up there with the likes of a Rod Carew. I care not in comparing him to Pete Rose. His career #'s in MLB speak for themself. He's been a pleasure to watch and a class a...
- Wed Jun 15, 2016 11:55 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Bernie has agreed to take it in the ass
- Replies: 53
- Views: 2824
Re: Bernie has agreed to take it in the ass
It says more about us as a people that our only alternative is a greedy ego maniac with zero political background. I believe that any person seeking high political office, by and of necessity, has to be an ego driven maniac. Greed is optional. And while I despise both Trump & Clinton, I'd say t...
- Wed Jun 15, 2016 12:30 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Post totals
- Replies: 16
- Views: 449
Re: Post totals
Well played, dorkaholic.
- Tue Jun 14, 2016 10:16 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Post totals
- Replies: 16
- Views: 449
Re: Post totals
Wrong.MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:It's not really about how much you post, but about how much time you spend here.
It's not about how fast you post, but how well you post fast!
If I didn't have to spend so much time mowing the damn yard, I'd have more time to inflate my shit post total and catch Dins.
- Tue Jun 14, 2016 10:00 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Thoughts and prayers in MCO
- Replies: 103
- Views: 3150
Re: Thoughts and prayers in MCO
The one take away from all this? Time to buy more firearms before Hillary gets in office. Unregistered, ghost, and 80/20s. Buy 'em while you can and remember to stock upon ammo to the tune of 10,000 rounds per gun. Weaponize yourself for the inevitable gun bans that are coming in this next decade. ...
- Mon Jun 13, 2016 1:10 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Thoughts and prayers in MCO
- Replies: 103
- Views: 3150
Re: Thoughts and prayers in MCO
What I am saying is the "assault" rifle bogeyman meme is a bunch of bullshit. Getting rid of them, if you could doesn't solve a fukking thing. We can not get rid of firearms. We can't uninvent them. They exist. Get over it. and then... The issue here is Islam. It is a backwards ass religi...
- Tue Jun 07, 2016 10:43 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Anybody use Uber?
- Replies: 71
- Views: 4903
Re: Anybody use Uber?
20% is what my daughter said when asked, seems about right.smackaholic wrote:What is Uber's cut?
- Sat Jun 04, 2016 12:17 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Anybody use Uber?
- Replies: 71
- Views: 4903
Re: Anybody use Uber?
Yes, that can be a problem.smackaholic wrote:I was just thinking
Sometimes, it's best to think twice before even logging in. In your case, thrice would better serve when hovering over that dratted submit button,
- Thu Jun 02, 2016 2:47 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Anybody use Uber?
- Replies: 71
- Views: 4903
Re: Anybody use Uber?
As long as I can take my meds, as prescribed, I'm at least in the top 5.
What's your excuse?
What's your excuse?
- Thu Jun 02, 2016 1:43 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Anybody use Uber?
- Replies: 71
- Views: 4903
Re: Anybody use Uber?
Try googling official lesbian car. I confess that I didn't know there was an official lesbian car and also that I will never search for it. In some cases, ignorance is bliss Leave it to a cockaholic to be aware of such mundane trivia. Did you learn of that in research for taking an online quiz abou...
- Thu Jun 02, 2016 12:15 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Anybody use Uber?
- Replies: 71
- Views: 4903
Re: Anybody use Uber?
She drives a 4 door Toyota Corrola, (which took me aback for awhile, seeing it parked in the driveway beside a Gran Prix and Malibu), where did you get "wrangler" from? Anyways, it gets good gas mileage. I suppose it's comfy enough for somebodies who just want to get from point A to point B.