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TONTO wrote: ↑Thu Jun 04, 2020 5:51 pm

That guy has swallowed a lot of loads.

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TONTO wrote: ↑Wed Jun 03, 2020 6:46 am

That is the faggiest thing I have ever seen.

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Kierland wrote: ↑Tue Jun 02, 2020 8:05 pmyour frigid wife still ties you up and beats you which you like

Left Seater's wife is a dominatrix? Heavens to Betsy!

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I bet she is wild in bed.

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Softball Bat wrote:And there is other Scripture that talks about "slapping something very important in your forehead."

One time I slapped my dick across this chick's forehead a bunch of times. Does that qualify as important?

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I have started my countdown.

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It's a special occasion, so I decided to save up a thick load. I plan to whistle the Star Spangled Banner when they are doing the countdown. 6, 5, 4, 3...

Then when the rocket launches I will launch and see how far I can send my payload. Rack!

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Now I have to wait until Saturday to launch my load? Damn!

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I usually feel like launching my load when I see a rocket launch.

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The Big Pickle wrote:Who are your favorite blacks?

Your favorite blacks are the ones that ride you bareback.

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The Big Pickle wrote:black male to voluntarily get the shot?

A lot of black men have shot in your ass.

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Derron wrote: ↑Wed May 13, 2020 3:05 am
Mikey wrote: ↑Tue May 12, 2020 10:12 pm
Softball Bat wrote: ↑Tue May 12, 2020 10:03 pm

- Rand Paul's neighbor
Too bad he didn't finish the job.
Of course. If you don't agree with him, off with his fucking head.

Your neighbor should bang you over the head with a shovel, bury you alive in his garden, and then piss on the soil.

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Derron wrote: ↑Tue May 12, 2020 3:26 am
Slap wrote: ↑Tue May 12, 2020 2:02 am
schmick wrote: ↑Tue May 12, 2020 12:20 am Hopefully he catches something life ending
Hopefully his balls have fallen off.
You should know. They have been slapping you in the chin for a few years now.

Your balls were clipped at birth.

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schmick wrote: ↑Tue May 12, 2020 12:20 am Hopefully he catches something life ending

Hopefully his balls have fallen off.

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Fuck Newsom? I would rather fuck each of those two asses right there in broad daylight. Damn!

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Softball Bat wrote: ↑Thu Apr 30, 2020 12:39 am5. A 2020 Time Magazine

I would replace that with a copy of Black Tail magazine.

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Why did they make them all wear diapers?

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Softball Bat wrote:Tiger was well on his way to shattering Jack's majors record... before his dick got in the way.

That's why I have never been a great one.

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Pornography was one way, and then Peter North came, and it became another way!

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The Big Pickle wrote: ↑Fri Apr 17, 2020 12:22 pm

I ejaculated in my pants.

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Goober McTuber has been suffering depression since his boss revoked his work internet after busting him for viewing gay porn. That had to suck.

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Damn, those tits! I want her to be my mommy.

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Goober McTuber's life has spiraled out of control since his boss busted him for viewing gay porn on his work computer.

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Left Seater wrote: ↑Thu Apr 09, 2020 3:01 am

That girl knows how to handle a long stick.

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Left Seater wrote: ↑Mon Apr 06, 2020 3:00 am

More pictures of your wife's ass would be welcome. Thanks, buddy.

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Innocent Bystander wrote:(The shelter in place has been extended twice. April 30, now. Whatever.)

A lot more jacking off for me.

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EAP wrote:There's evidence that the zookeeper had the animal under sedation, and sodomized it.

That guy must have gotten a hell of a power rush from burying his load in a tiger.

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I will do a memorial jerk to her tonight.

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L45B wrote: ↑Thu Apr 02, 2020 3:56 amand watching pornhub.

That's what I'm talking about!

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Papa Willie wrote:My boys are home-schooled.

Home schooled boys are always nerdy goobers. 40 year old virgins. If you're going to home school a boy you may as well have the doctor neuter him at birth.

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Derron wrote:cocksucker the Republicans

I will join a political party if it guarantees I will get my cock sucked regularly.

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EAP wrote:That's how you get a cocktail waitress with a body and face taylor made for hard core sex, into the United states Congress.

I want to blow an anger load on her face.

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pron wrote:Pornhub is Giving out 'Free Premium' to Encourage People to Stay at Home amid Corona Lockdown

Hell yes! I signed up. I am wearing my dick out.

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EAP wrote:Oh, a tv host? Bob Barker fucked a lot of them.

I bet Bob Barker fucked one of his Price is Right models in the ass after each show.

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Softball Bat wrote:I wonder if Dolly needs any comforting.

Tit fucking her would be like a preview of heaven.

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I picked up a new Fleshlight from the porn shop before they locked down. Home from work, government sending me free money, and at least a couple of weeks to sit home and hump my tool. What is the downside of corona virus supposed to be?

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A science of ballwashing doodle would be better.

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I stocked up with two bottles of Jergens. Shut down time is jerk off time.

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Women begin to show more skin with the warmer weather. Rack the vernal equinox!

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