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Shlomart Ben Yisrael

I don't want to see you dead, Stan...I just don't want to see you.

Get help.

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Carson wrote: ↑Sun Dec 08, 2019 12:43 pm This thread is seething with sadness.

I'm sorry...what did you say?...I was too busy tying a plastic bag around my head...

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"Fuck quality. Traffic is where it's at."

Sincerely, 88_unscrupulous_huckster

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Okay Whis, I've changed my mind... Maybe you should go full Stasi on the kid. You could bug the rooms you think he might be making calls from...maybe a listening device in a vehicle... Try talking to some of the other kids on his team. Throw a couple of Benjamins around...see who starts singin' firs...

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The State wrote: ↑Sat Dec 07, 2019 9:20 pm BUSTED.

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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: ↑Sat Dec 07, 2019 6:33 pm

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Softball Bat wrote: ↑Sat Dec 07, 2019 2:13 pm An all-time classic!

If poptart ever ran you, consider it an honour.

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We have to remain true to our heritage.

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nice

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I would hope Holly does. And if he doesn't, that he sees a mental health counselor immediately for evaluation. It works, most of the time, unless you're post-op. No amount of counseling and drugs seem to help people who find out chopping off their genitals doesn't fix what's wrong. So... gender dys...

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Kierland wrote: ↑Fri Dec 06, 2019 8:05 pm WTF is a coon detection service?

Courtesy of 88StrangeFruit

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I didn't turn this place into a psych ward, you did.

Consider my interaction with you "harm reduction"

You're very welcome.

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Take you meds, whackjob.

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Carson wrote: ↑Fri Dec 06, 2019 7:26 pm poptart is TONTO????

Now I'm depressed...

Hold up...I thought we CC'ed you on this, Carson?
Damn it. I told the IT guys this software upgrade would have "hiccups"...
Fucking nerds. Everything is an algorithm to those dorks. :x

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Pickle: "Wow! I sure do love me some Shaft!"
Marty: "Yeah...a classic Stax Records hit from Isaac Hayes."
Pickle: "Isaac Who?"

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BSmack wrote: ↑Fri Dec 06, 2019 6:59 pm
Kierland wrote: ↑Thu Dec 05, 2019 5:26 pm
It is not.
2001: A Space Oddity
Paths of Glory
Dr. Strangelove*
Clockwork Orange
Full Metal Jacket
FTFY

I would put Barry Lyndon above Full Metal Jacket.
Full Metal Jacket is grossly over-rated.

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Booker T & The MG's

From their concert in Norway, 1967. The sound quality is impeccable for a recording from this era:

not a "lip-sync"...the actual concert audio

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RIP ~ AP's Kooky Eye

:cry:

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EAP wrote: ↑Fri Dec 06, 2019 1:55 pm nurses

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Mikey wrote: ↑Fri Dec 06, 2019 10:08 am ...to invite the intruders to leave.

Good Night Now

Wait...

...we're talking about your "pool raccoons", right?

:?

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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: ↑Fri Dec 06, 2019 3:44 pm If it's just weed, who gives a fuck? Let him be a teenager.

^^^^
this

Don't be a prison guard and just let him keep bringing in good grades.
If he feels the need to do this stuff "far away from you", it's going to get much worse.

Just a little tikkun olam from your ol' pal Marty.

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Derron wrote: ↑Fri Dec 06, 2019 6:07 pm
If he truly had any sense you would be a glob of rotting human tissue attached to a coat hanger removed from your mothers vile bloody stinking cunt in some alley in Tijuana.

sweet christmas crackers

Derron just doubled down on NOT nice

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Kierland wrote: ↑Fri Dec 06, 2019 3:59 pm BTW- you are a yellow greedy nazi fucking POS and if god had any sense he would have left you with a dirt floor in Appalachia you horrible fucking tard.

wow

that was NOT nice

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Would you go back? You are obviously obsessed with the 80's, across many boards and personas. Clearly it was a time in your life when you didn't want to hang yourself in the garage at every waking moment. I get it. You never latched on to a relationship...or a family...or a community...or a purpose...

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I haven't decided if watching you have conversations with yourself is more depressing that it is entertaining...

:?

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Goober McTuber wrote: ↑Fri Dec 06, 2019 2:55 am I like how Jsc is suggesting that Stanley use a link to his local hard drive.

It really is the tasteful option.

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So it begins, Mgo...expect some coffee grounds and a mix-tape CD in your mailbox soon.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

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Come on, Bri...you are obliged to address every single straw man shoved in your face.

We're waiting...

Answer those questions...and then I want a complete dissertation on Chappaquiddick...single-spaced, with annotations.

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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: ↑Fri Dec 06, 2019 12:35 am
Smackie Chan wrote: ↑Fri Dec 06, 2019 12:12 am You can't have it both ways.
Stan often has it "both ends"...

this is Slap, btw

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Smackie Chan wrote: ↑Fri Dec 06, 2019 12:12 am You can't have it both ways.

Stan often has it "both ends"...

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Jay in Phoenix wrote: ↑Thu Dec 05, 2019 11:29 pm The board wants that sandwich.

Can some members of the board have a corned beef on light rye...a little salt and pepper...maybe some slaw on the side?

:?

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The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: ↑Thu Dec 05, 2019 8:41 pm We pay for the phone...

I take it your cellular provider would have logs for the connections, no?

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EAP wrote: ↑Thu Dec 05, 2019 1:00 pm

Classic EAP.

Never change, bro.

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