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So lets employ 49er logic.

I'll start posting retarded threads and Mickey and fiatlux get kicked off the board. It's the San Fran way.

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What happened?

I went out to play tennis during second half. Word on the street is I missed Blue Man Group, they put Buster Keaton to shame.

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Not that anyone cares, but a brief update on what I think is one of the most fantastic stadiums in the world. I think it came up in a Brutalism thread ages ago. Anyhoo.. https://i.cbc.ca/1.4397126.1690480805!/cpImage/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/16x9_780/olympic-stadium-roof.jpg It's a blend ...

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Happy Mardi Gras y'all.

Chinese lunar new year

The similarities are striking. This is week 9 of Roux's Mardi Gras events, an eight month municipal panty-raid is something to be proud of.

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SF - 2
SF @ KC under

I got your back, pops!

Stick it to these flyover fags.

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I'll give it a go.

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Smackie Chan wrote: ↑Mon Jan 29, 2024 2:26 am Doubled down on dumb.

Never been able to take the Lions seriously, but couldn't articulate it. That pretty much spelled the organisation out, the coordinators do all the heavy lifting and the brain work - Campbell's over-riding function is to inject enthusiasm and stupidity in equal measure.

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Eat your King Cakes you Jelly Belly fat fucks. It's weird that you posted that as that's the name of a 49ers trick play. It works about as well as you'd expect. Sometimes when teams aren't very good they resort to trickery and sometimes it doesn't work out. I'm reading that the Lions will try their...

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BAL - 3.5
SF - 7
KC/BAL 45 under

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Horatio Nelson once commanded this fleet.

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Except for the fact that the Titans are the Oilers. I think the Titans even went out in Oilers uniforms this year, which I don't get. The NHL does that aswell and I hate it, it just seems like a final 'f*ck you' to the fans that lost their team. Here, we'll just rub your nose in it, here's your old...

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kcdave wrote: ↑Sat Jan 20, 2024 11:18 am
Much has been made about this being Mahome's first road playoff game.
Some of the talking heads actually think he will melt.

It's his second road playoff game. Chiefs were the road team in Superbowl LV and he melt.

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Remember red pistachios? Why don't they do that anymore?

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Offer them an air fryer and a VCR. Tell them not to wrap food in tin foil before using the fryer, it sparks.

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I'm ready for Saturday night's game. Should be raining and in the 60s. There's no way Green Bay can prepare for this kind of weather on short notice. The Golden Gate was promised to Toronto when the Raptors clowned the Warriors, still hasn't shown up. Apparently, now it's covered in some sort of sh...

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GB + 10
TB + 6
BUF - 2.5

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Carson wrote: ↑Mon Jan 15, 2018 4:46 pmShit his pants?

He doesn't wear pants when he's flying, nor shoes or socks. I remember him posting some video of himself waltzing around half-dressed in an aeroplane, he's that at home in the air. I expect he's an excellent pilot.

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Are the Browns more tragic than the Jets?

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Identifying the bigger fraud in the Fraudbowl is no easy task.

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Biggie wrote: ↑Sat Jan 13, 2024 5:41 pm I liked my BUF under pick a lot more before the suits got involved. Grrr.

Yeah, this is a strange one. The sharps all knew the weather and the over/under shifted massively, but the spread stayed put.

Buffalo radio says this is political, it's actually not going to be that bad tomorrow.

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10$ too much.

If only there were a stickied thread to express our dismay at cable companies runaway prices.

https://www.vipleague.la/american-footb ... rts-stream

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CLE - 2.5
KC - 3.5 <------ superbiggiesuplextriplecrownbodyslamtakeittothebank POTY
PIT + 9.5

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Deadly, never heard of this till recently. Don't remember ever hearing of a recent film that people rave about from every circle, aside from this. From what I've read, Hollywood just got schooled in film making.

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When the next civil war is over, you can paint the defeated side's flag on the roof of your vintage Dodge Charger. Outwit the local, corrupt sheriff and the rich, greedy city slickers with the aid of your sexy female cousin.

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A few of you had action on HOU @ IND. This play was big... NyUgosTDnsI Even if they scored it would have been a push. Houston missed the PAT and it's, oh f*ck, that's where this is going. Thought I was laughing with that pick. Where was Michael Pittman? That was a shame, always had a soft spot for ...

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IND - 1
NE - 2
BUF - 3

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Horrible and embarrassingly ignorant take. The Houthis are backed by Iran. The civil war in Yemen is a proxy war between Saudi and Iranian backed factions. This isn't breaking news. So why aren't Yemini government forces constantly referred to as 'Saudi and Western backed' government forces? eh?

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Well not really, there's nothing definitive. Lots of 'some studies show' and 'some people think'. Statistically it's vague. It's an enormous and costly undertaking. More interested in how the rationale evolves - politics and grift do seem the most likely.

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I don’t get it. Can’t they just climb over the net once they hit it? I was thinking the same thing until I read the article. Says it’d be like jumping into a cheese grater. Net is made of steel. You’d prolly wanna make that second leap post haste. It seems an enormous leap in psychology to go from ...

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Well that complicates things, what's the form?

At their next show, do you rent a Chrysler or a Jaguar?

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Huh, never knew until today that cars are deadly weapons. Police only care when "terror" is involved. You're barking up the wrong tree, Watson. Let's examine the evidence. - Bentley's border ballista? Kiss farewell tour. - Rochacha's Ford Furnace? Grateful Dead cover band. If 10CC ever hi...

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Softball Bat wrote: ↑Mon Jan 01, 2024 11:23 pm
Pete?
What?

Don't remember?
How do you not remember that you got divorced because you fathered a baby with another woman?

LOL

He probably doesn't actually remember it, he's a narcissist. Prone to damaging himself, but not destructive.

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This plot currently unoccupied.

Notify relevant authorities.

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Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Thu Dec 28, 2023 4:27 pm Hogan’s Heroes. Life in a German POW camp. Funny?

Humor can be found most anywhere.

Although there has yet to be a comedy set in Dachau or Auschwitz.

The definitive answer to that is The Producers, by Mel Brooks. I know you've seen it

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LAC + 5.5
NE + 12
TB - 3

EDIT: LAR to LAC

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In the director's cut of the film Robert Altman said he hated the TV show and disliked everyone in the cast. But then, he also said the original book was terrible.

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You have to watch the movie.

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Sven Golly wrote: ↑Wed Dec 27, 2023 4:50 pm Amen.
Parity sucks.

So what do you do aside from a salary cap and a draft? You become the Premier League, where seven teams have won the title since inception. They're stuck in the loop and can't get out of it.

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More likely designed to keep the commoner colonies underfoot of their slave masters in England. Terrorist is what the lords call those who seek to not be enslaved. Screwy is espousing patriotism. 'Terrorist' is the most political of all terms, but in this case it fits. 'Slave masters, enslaved' etc...

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I wipe my ass with British bank holidays. Canada honoring British holidays is pathetic. Grow some stones and some independence already, clowns. ahh, but you don't understand the mindset. You're thinking like a terrorist. A member of the commonwealth, or Empire is a just segment of a larger entity, ...

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