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I don’t get it. Can’t they just climb over the net once they hit it? I was thinking the same thing until I read the article. Says it’d be like jumping into a cheese grater. Net is made of steel. You’d prolly wanna make that second leap post haste. It seems an enormous leap in psychology to go from ...

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Well that complicates things, what's the form?

At their next show, do you rent a Chrysler or a Jaguar?

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Huh, never knew until today that cars are deadly weapons. Police only care when "terror" is involved. You're barking up the wrong tree, Watson. Let's examine the evidence. - Bentley's border ballista? Kiss farewell tour. - Rochacha's Ford Furnace? Grateful Dead cover band. If 10CC ever hi...

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Softball Bat wrote: ↑Mon Jan 01, 2024 11:23 pm
Pete?
What?

Don't remember?
How do you not remember that you got divorced because you fathered a baby with another woman?

LOL

He probably doesn't actually remember it, he's a narcissist. Prone to damaging himself, but not destructive.

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This plot currently unoccupied.

Notify relevant authorities.

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Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Thu Dec 28, 2023 4:27 pm Hogan’s Heroes. Life in a German POW camp. Funny?

Humor can be found most anywhere.

Although there has yet to be a comedy set in Dachau or Auschwitz.

The definitive answer to that is The Producers, by Mel Brooks. I know you've seen it

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LAC + 5.5
NE + 12
TB - 3

EDIT: LAR to LAC

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In the director's cut of the film Robert Altman said he hated the TV show and disliked everyone in the cast. But then, he also said the original book was terrible.

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You have to watch the movie.

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Sven Golly wrote: ↑Wed Dec 27, 2023 4:50 pm Amen.
Parity sucks.

So what do you do aside from a salary cap and a draft? You become the Premier League, where seven teams have won the title since inception. They're stuck in the loop and can't get out of it.

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More likely designed to keep the commoner colonies underfoot of their slave masters in England. Terrorist is what the lords call those who seek to not be enslaved. Screwy is espousing patriotism. 'Terrorist' is the most political of all terms, but in this case it fits. 'Slave masters, enslaved' etc...

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I wipe my ass with British bank holidays. Canada honoring British holidays is pathetic. Grow some stones and some independence already, clowns. ahh, but you don't understand the mindset. You're thinking like a terrorist. A member of the commonwealth, or Empire is a just segment of a larger entity, ...

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Traveling Chiefs fans apparently getting a rough ride from the locals on road games. https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/KZOt_zQXBd_q.2faNFOmhQ--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTk2MDtoPTYzOTtjZj13ZWJw/https://media.zenfs.com/en/the_huffington_post_584/baed5e9f91c900e86b3d30715256c807 I'm just waiting for Da...

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SEA - 2.5
IND - 2
DAL + 1.5

I'll see Steve's yo ho ho and raise him a ho ho ho.

Happy Christmas gents! Eat, drink and be merry!

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I thought the Buick unit only existed to service China, where it's a luxury brand. Post 2008 crash

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Mikey wrote: ↑Mon Dec 18, 2023 4:02 am Maybe a little garlic and/or onion

Calm down Mikey. You're like that man at the party who insists on playing the drums.

Don't let the neighbours hear your radical ideas, they'll set fire to your shrubs. Which would be a shame if you're growing.. oregano.

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But Five Guys is just bland. It doesn't taste like anything, the pickles aren't even dills. I suspect this comes from the ridiculous American dictum, don't put anything in the beef but salt and pepper. That's retarded. Note to the imperialists, spices can make food interesting and delicious. Try it ...

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Weird. Just been for the first time, one just opened a block away. I ordered and the girl said 'that will be x dollars'. As she said it, she stood back from the till, waiting for it. I didn't say anything, just paid. She looked re-assured and there you go. I can only imagine what they've been dealin...

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PIT +2.5 An absolutely disgusting 2nd half. I thought it was pretty good. ;-) Trubisky is and always will be a complete trainwreck. The last few weeks, Steelers receivers aren't even running their routes. They just stand on the line of scrimmage after the ball is snapped. They're a catastrophe and ...

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IND - 2.5
NYG + 5
BUF - 2

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Nobody took the MIN @ LVR under? :mrgreen: Still scoreless with 2 minutes to play, lol. I didn't see the game, but had to watch the highlights. U52oIDuo3AI It's weird, like the anti-CFL. Instead of a 110 yard field, it's 40 yards. I think in the 80's/early 90's - you could do that and be entertaine...

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Biggie wrote: ↑Mon Dec 11, 2023 3:05 am Tough to have a play that cool get ripped off the books.

Cheaters never win, Biggie.

Anyone see Mahomes meltdown? Fantastic.

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How he got the role of Barry Lyndon I'll never know. Robert Wagner was busy?

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DET - 3
BUF + 2.5
DEN + 3

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Tommy Tuberville

Best name since Mustapha Teabreak.

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Softball Bat wrote: ↑Tue Dec 05, 2023 7:54 pm Bet it.

That game bad Juju.

I did look it up, lowest point total since 2006.

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NE @ PIT 30.5

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This was inevitable and when they repeat in the playoffs it'll be the same or worse. The Eagles are a good, well-rounded team, well-coached that flatters to deceive, a slightly better than last years 11-1 Vikings. Jalen Hurts is a rich man's Tyrod Taylor. The 49ers are too explosive in individual ta...

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HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Sun Dec 03, 2023 8:55 pm
Chargers held the Patriots scoreless and still couldn't cover a 6 point spread. Sheesh, NFL.

That's as brutal as it gets

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Dr_Phibes wrote: ↑Wed Nov 22, 2023 11:18 pm Every few weeks someone gets loaded and drives into the Niagara River just upstream of the Falls. Big deal.

eh? EH?

https://toronto.citynews.ca/2023/12/02/ ... e-ontario/

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IND - 2
TB - 5.5
SF - 2.5

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mvscal wrote: ↑Fri Dec 01, 2023 4:27 pm
BSmack wrote: ↑Fri Dec 01, 2023 7:28 am Kissinger was responsible for millions of innocents deaths. If there is a hell, may he spend eternity in a pile of his own excrement.
Was he John Wick or something?

Similar. Endless remakes of the same movie eventually wear you out.

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never_heard _of _him.

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New money, probably tech. That's so western New York, real blue-bloods don't like Kiss.

Confusing a Bentley with Virgin Galactic as a vehicle for launching old people into space. Too much too soon, his last rocket-ship was probably a Mercury station wagon.

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TB + 2.5
LAR - 1
PHI - 3.5

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Well I was close.

Millionaire hits casino, gets loaded. Bombs to Toronto Kiss concert in Bentley and does Buffalo Bills impression at customs.

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Canucks on a cross border shopping trip got rat-faced and everything went south. Every few weeks someone gets loaded and drives into the Niagara River just upstream of the Falls. Big deal.

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Battle Of The Bulge
Funny Farm
Rocky IV

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Grab a plate, gents. Sit yourself down.

Phibes is cookin'

PIT + 4
SEA pk
PHI + 3

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Rootbeer wrote: ↑Thu Nov 16, 2023 4:19 am The valves in cyl 7 are going to log out of the chat around 100,000 miles and it'll need timing chains at the same time but otherwise I like the truck.

Hit 100 last spring and.. I was suddenly riding a horse. Nice call man.

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