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Eat your King Cakes you Jelly Belly fat fucks. It's weird that you posted that as that's the name of a 49ers trick play. It works about as well as you'd expect. Sometimes when teams aren't very good they resort to trickery and sometimes it doesn't work out. I'm reading that the Lions will try their...

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BAL - 3.5
SF - 7
KC/BAL 45 under

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Horatio Nelson once commanded this fleet.

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Except for the fact that the Titans are the Oilers. I think the Titans even went out in Oilers uniforms this year, which I don't get. The NHL does that aswell and I hate it, it just seems like a final 'f*ck you' to the fans that lost their team. Here, we'll just rub your nose in it, here's your old...

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kcdave wrote: ↑Sat Jan 20, 2024 11:18 am
Much has been made about this being Mahome's first road playoff game.
Some of the talking heads actually think he will melt.

It's his second road playoff game. Chiefs were the road team in Superbowl LV and he melt.

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Remember red pistachios? Why don't they do that anymore?

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Offer them an air fryer and a VCR. Tell them not to wrap food in tin foil before using the fryer, it sparks.

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I'm ready for Saturday night's game. Should be raining and in the 60s. There's no way Green Bay can prepare for this kind of weather on short notice. The Golden Gate was promised to Toronto when the Raptors clowned the Warriors, still hasn't shown up. Apparently, now it's covered in some sort of sh...

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GB + 10
TB + 6
BUF - 2.5

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Carson wrote: ↑Mon Jan 15, 2018 4:46 pmShit his pants?

He doesn't wear pants when he's flying, nor shoes or socks. I remember him posting some video of himself waltzing around half-dressed in an aeroplane, he's that at home in the air. I expect he's an excellent pilot.

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Are the Browns more tragic than the Jets?

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Identifying the bigger fraud in the Fraudbowl is no easy task.

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Biggie wrote: ↑Sat Jan 13, 2024 5:41 pm I liked my BUF under pick a lot more before the suits got involved. Grrr.

Yeah, this is a strange one. The sharps all knew the weather and the over/under shifted massively, but the spread stayed put.

Buffalo radio says this is political, it's actually not going to be that bad tomorrow.

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10$ too much.

If only there were a stickied thread to express our dismay at cable companies runaway prices.

https://www.vipleague.la/american-footb ... rts-stream

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CLE - 2.5
KC - 3.5 <------ superbiggiesuplextriplecrownbodyslamtakeittothebank POTY
PIT + 9.5

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Deadly, never heard of this till recently. Don't remember ever hearing of a recent film that people rave about from every circle, aside from this. From what I've read, Hollywood just got schooled in film making.

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When the next civil war is over, you can paint the defeated side's flag on the roof of your vintage Dodge Charger. Outwit the local, corrupt sheriff and the rich, greedy city slickers with the aid of your sexy female cousin.

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A few of you had action on HOU @ IND. This play was big... NyUgosTDnsI Even if they scored it would have been a push. Houston missed the PAT and it's, oh f*ck, that's where this is going. Thought I was laughing with that pick. Where was Michael Pittman? That was a shame, always had a soft spot for ...

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IND - 1
NE - 2
BUF - 3

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Horrible and embarrassingly ignorant take. The Houthis are backed by Iran. The civil war in Yemen is a proxy war between Saudi and Iranian backed factions. This isn't breaking news. So why aren't Yemini government forces constantly referred to as 'Saudi and Western backed' government forces? eh?

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Well not really, there's nothing definitive. Lots of 'some studies show' and 'some people think'. Statistically it's vague. It's an enormous and costly undertaking. More interested in how the rationale evolves - politics and grift do seem the most likely.

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I don’t get it. Can’t they just climb over the net once they hit it? I was thinking the same thing until I read the article. Says it’d be like jumping into a cheese grater. Net is made of steel. You’d prolly wanna make that second leap post haste. It seems an enormous leap in psychology to go from ...

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Well that complicates things, what's the form?

At their next show, do you rent a Chrysler or a Jaguar?

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Huh, never knew until today that cars are deadly weapons. Police only care when "terror" is involved. You're barking up the wrong tree, Watson. Let's examine the evidence. - Bentley's border ballista? Kiss farewell tour. - Rochacha's Ford Furnace? Grateful Dead cover band. If 10CC ever hi...

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Softball Bat wrote: ↑Mon Jan 01, 2024 11:23 pm
Pete?
What?

Don't remember?
How do you not remember that you got divorced because you fathered a baby with another woman?

LOL

He probably doesn't actually remember it, he's a narcissist. Prone to damaging himself, but not destructive.

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This plot currently unoccupied.

Notify relevant authorities.

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Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Thu Dec 28, 2023 4:27 pm Hogan’s Heroes. Life in a German POW camp. Funny?

Humor can be found most anywhere.

Although there has yet to be a comedy set in Dachau or Auschwitz.

The definitive answer to that is The Producers, by Mel Brooks. I know you've seen it

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LAC + 5.5
NE + 12
TB - 3

EDIT: LAR to LAC

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In the director's cut of the film Robert Altman said he hated the TV show and disliked everyone in the cast. But then, he also said the original book was terrible.

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You have to watch the movie.

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Sven Golly wrote: ↑Wed Dec 27, 2023 4:50 pm Amen.
Parity sucks.

So what do you do aside from a salary cap and a draft? You become the Premier League, where seven teams have won the title since inception. They're stuck in the loop and can't get out of it.

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More likely designed to keep the commoner colonies underfoot of their slave masters in England. Terrorist is what the lords call those who seek to not be enslaved. Screwy is espousing patriotism. 'Terrorist' is the most political of all terms, but in this case it fits. 'Slave masters, enslaved' etc...

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I wipe my ass with British bank holidays. Canada honoring British holidays is pathetic. Grow some stones and some independence already, clowns. ahh, but you don't understand the mindset. You're thinking like a terrorist. A member of the commonwealth, or Empire is a just segment of a larger entity, ...

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Traveling Chiefs fans apparently getting a rough ride from the locals on road games. https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/KZOt_zQXBd_q.2faNFOmhQ--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTk2MDtoPTYzOTtjZj13ZWJw/https://media.zenfs.com/en/the_huffington_post_584/baed5e9f91c900e86b3d30715256c807 I'm just waiting for Da...

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SEA - 2.5
IND - 2
DAL + 1.5

I'll see Steve's yo ho ho and raise him a ho ho ho.

Happy Christmas gents! Eat, drink and be merry!

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I thought the Buick unit only existed to service China, where it's a luxury brand. Post 2008 crash

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Mikey wrote: ↑Mon Dec 18, 2023 4:02 am Maybe a little garlic and/or onion

Calm down Mikey. You're like that man at the party who insists on playing the drums.

Don't let the neighbours hear your radical ideas, they'll set fire to your shrubs. Which would be a shame if you're growing.. oregano.

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But Five Guys is just bland. It doesn't taste like anything, the pickles aren't even dills. I suspect this comes from the ridiculous American dictum, don't put anything in the beef but salt and pepper. That's retarded. Note to the imperialists, spices can make food interesting and delicious. Try it ...

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Weird. Just been for the first time, one just opened a block away. I ordered and the girl said 'that will be x dollars'. As she said it, she stood back from the till, waiting for it. I didn't say anything, just paid. She looked re-assured and there you go. I can only imagine what they've been dealin...

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PIT +2.5 An absolutely disgusting 2nd half. I thought it was pretty good. ;-) Trubisky is and always will be a complete trainwreck. The last few weeks, Steelers receivers aren't even running their routes. They just stand on the line of scrimmage after the ball is snapped. They're a catastrophe and ...

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