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If they're in the Alabama Navy, does admiralty law apply?

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Contemplating plastering 'Welcome to Mexico' signs along the Canadian border and 'Welcome to Canada' signs along the Mexican border. Will report progress.

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Brain fart.
Thought I could pick up a local broadcast, but it's national so you get stuck with that unwatchable crap

EDIT: There's an app for syncing radio to television, you can dump NBC and get Westwood One commentary, I'm on that.

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Watched for an hour, they literally showed two plays.
58 minutes of interviews, back-slapping, grovelling and Chris Collinsworth demonstrating why he needs to be taken into a field and covered in petrol. Slightly underwhelming.

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I think the PGA recommends you just cover your eyes with your hands and scream in that situation.

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enchanting and lustrous as ever, thanks.

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I drove a golf cart once.

Arms and legs outside the vehicle.

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Now that that is settled, let's all do our best to recover the dignity of the genre as a whole.

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What's critical here - is it a good song? I have no idea. Maybe he's shite. Crying old women like you lot were shitting their pants when Elvis and Bill Haley were subverting society, didn't do any good.

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Probably got sick of addressing his superiors in a non-binary fashion.

With a bit of imagination, they'll make this story Gary Powers x 10

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Strange how every North Korean defector is a top intelligence operative, with scads of information. Every American defector is a maladjusted good for nothing.

Hopefully the disillusioned young man will be assigned a condo in Pyongyang and write a bestseller about his harrowing journey

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Are the other MLB parks going this route as well? Rogers Centre in Toronto is eerily quiet during games, outside of the fans. It's 'old school' as described by you. It might be the oppressive atmosphere of the place, it looks more like Tiergarten Zoo flak tower than a stadium. Been to a few Tigers ...

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Happy Traitor's Day

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This thread brought to by Polar Vortexes and Weather Bombs.

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It's been around for almost 100 years Just about the same time people started locking themselves inside, only to emerge as pale-skinned targets for anti-zombie bigotry. LGBQZ. America is rich in fjords, lakes, polluted rivers making swimming a healthy way to combat dim-bulb. Be careful not to drown...

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A wet-bulb temperature over 89F (31.5C) is extremely dangerous to the human body, even if you’re sitting in the shade, not moving and drinking water. At these temperatures your body struggles to cool, because the surrounding air is so wet your sweat can't evaporate. At around 95F (35C), no amount o...

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Diego in Seattle wrote: ↑Thu Jun 29, 2023 12:03 pm Oregon just rescinded their law banning pumping your own gas.

That's weird. Why would you ban that

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Well my sauces tell me the Wagner Group were being wasteful and irresponsible with all the supply that they got. It's not uncommon - my copy of 'Panzer Leader' confirms this. Supply would be withheld from 'green' units till they learned not to shoot if off at all hours of the day or night. My buddy ...

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Allegedly it was found about 400 meters away from the Titanic which is where it was going. Doesn't seem that far fetched. True. in an unlittered landscape directly under it's last known position. I was thinking, how do you find a debris field the size of a minivan in a debris field the size of a to...

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Debris field found.

So much for the needle in a haystack, how convenient. This is suspiciously suspicious.

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FiatLux wrote: ↑Wed Jun 21, 2023 7:09 pm If I were a billionaire stuck at the bottom of the ocean I would simply pull myself up by my bootstraps.

I'd send my crewmates down to the engine room on false pretense, then close the watertight doors. More oxygen for me.

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See, in 20 years you can pay a bunch of money to go gawk at their bodies.

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https://www.ctvnews.ca/world/submarine- ... -1.6446841

Titanic tour sub disappears. That's like falling down the stairs at the banana peel museum.

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Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Sat Jun 17, 2023 12:38 pm
We're talking about Canada, right?

No.

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smackaholic wrote: ↑Sat Jun 17, 2023 1:10 pm
Ronnie Raygun- Yeah, I know, he was a B actor, but he did have a decent run as governor back when Cali was a great place to be.

Wasn't Ronnie pretty far gone, end of second term? Not sure if the term started out that way

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That the democratically elected leader of the country couldn't tell you what he had for breakfast? If things go right or wrong, should some individual be held accountable, or get plaudits? Who runs the show? I'm trying to think of a simile and all I can come up with are some unfortunate examples fro...

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Things evolve, including words - took an interest in 'Duppies', Jamaican for a malevolent spirit. That evolved into 'Rolling Calf', a terrifying creature with it's legs chained that rolled down the road at night. Caribbean islands all have the same folklore and it came from a bizarre mosaic of langu...

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:???: Sounds like every family dinner I've been to. Old girl says to the young girl, 'Look how fat you got. And right before your wedding. You need to do something about that'. Dishes fly, tears flow, the front door slams and dinner is ruined. It's old school smack, some of them like that. OR He was...

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Smackie Chan wrote: ↑Sat Jun 10, 2023 8:14 pm Not sure what they did with the cabin.

Converted it to the Jeffrey Dahmer Cafeteria no doubt.

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Still reeling from the Chinese weather balloon assault? Now this. Take shelter in the nearest old barn and cover yourself with dried hay. It's perfectly safe.

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It's when your plane breaks in two and crashes on a tropical island. The many survivors are attacked by dinosaurs, forcing them to band together so they can stay alive and uncover the mysteries of the island, along with their own dark pasts.

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Maybe a week old, but anyway. Summer doldrums, no good sport. I'm not an F1 guy and know little about it, but out of desperation - I tried watching it. The 'Crown Jewel' of racing. Why is this not a time trial? Your qualifying position is your finishing position, the whole point of racing is watchin...

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smackaholic wrote: ↑Sat May 27, 2023 10:07 am

You basically said Frank belongs in the same category as Yoko Ono.

And that is weapons grade stupid.

Stylistically someone could say that and be right. If anyone was a musical genius in that circle, it was Ike. Unpopular as that may be.

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Were any of you aware that U Haul in German is Möbelwagen?

Think about it.

*I also have a stapler that kind of looks like a Luger.

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A swastika is a symbol of divinity across Indian religions. This might be a more plausible explanation.

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Try this one

Best pure rock'n roll song ever

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My own pet theory, is that people have some sort of natural drive or inclination - to go west. They do so and then hit the Pacific and can go no further. At this point, something snaps. They become completely unglued, wires short-circuit and fuses blow, resulting in the creation of tedious lunatics....

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Hmm, sounds like a few grumpy pants here are angry they weren't invited. If you haven't got your invitation yet.. sorry, it's not coming. :shock: You are free to watch on television - just be warned. No one named Kardashian is involved, but Jimmy Buffett will be there along with Randy Savage and The...

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Carson wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 4:58 amSundowned

Pretty sure that was about the girl who injected John Belushi, Lightfoot used to date her and saw something coming.

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