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by Dr_Phibes
Sun Oct 01, 2023 4:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 9-30-23
Replies: 9
Views: 2050

Re: Weekend Roll Call 9-30-23

We had the Castaway Isle A boutique hotel owners dream. Triple book the room to Japanese tourists and explain they were stranded soldiers still fighting WW II. Piles of dirt? Quicksand. Outwit the violent natives of the island - rent the bedroom by the hour to the homeless population of Kansas. The...
by Dr_Phibes
Sat Sep 30, 2023 3:40 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 4
Replies: 25
Views: 4881

Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 4

NE + 7
PHI - 8.5
by Dr_Phibes
Thu Sep 28, 2023 9:04 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 4
Replies: 25
Views: 4881

Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 4

DET - 1.5
by Dr_Phibes
Mon Sep 25, 2023 5:23 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 3
Replies: 23
Views: 6336

Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 3

Weird start to the year, how do you describe the play of so many teams? Highly erratic?

Watch HPG kick the crap out of us all.
by Dr_Phibes
Sat Sep 23, 2023 3:57 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Grooming...full circle
Replies: 8
Views: 1348

Re: Grooming...full circle

Sounds right. Their contempt for wearing pants and our scorn for bags of oats made this inevitable.
by Dr_Phibes
Sat Sep 23, 2023 12:48 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 3
Replies: 23
Views: 6336

Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 3

NO + 2
NE - 2.5
CAR + 6
by Dr_Phibes
Sat Sep 23, 2023 12:43 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Grooming...full circle
Replies: 8
Views: 1348

Re: Grooming...full circle

I know nothing of horses, why would you cut the tail off anyway? What happens?
by Dr_Phibes
Wed Sep 20, 2023 3:29 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: SHOCKER
Replies: 11
Views: 686

Re: SHOCKER

I don't know, I don't need to see that stuff.
Theismann - sure, all day long. But only because he was only half as despicable as Chris Collinsworth. I'd never seek anything out like that, there's nothing to be gained.
by Dr_Phibes
Sun Sep 17, 2023 10:15 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 2
Replies: 20
Views: 5737

Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 2

Roach wrote: Thu Sep 14, 2023 2:13 pm LV keeps calling


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by Dr_Phibes
Sat Sep 16, 2023 2:30 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 2
Replies: 20
Views: 5737

Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 2

LAC - 3
IND - 1
SEA + 5.5
by Dr_Phibes
Tue Sep 12, 2023 2:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Cal
Replies: 132
Views: 18108

Re: Cal

Josh Allen can be erratic and impulsive, so he's really no different than so many other great geniuses in history.

Tesla, Van Gogh, Pythagoras etc.
by Dr_Phibes
Mon Sep 11, 2023 2:56 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 1
Replies: 46
Views: 10336

Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 1

Gone soft, I'll start making my picks whilst running up hills with a sack of bricks on my back.
by Dr_Phibes
Mon Sep 11, 2023 1:50 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 1
Replies: 46
Views: 10336

Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 1

I took them both.
by Dr_Phibes
Sun Sep 10, 2023 6:20 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 9-9-23
Replies: 27
Views: 244771

Re: Weekend Roll Call 9-9-23

Dear Dave, I have no idea who you are, or why you like a shitty team like the Kansas City Chiefs. What I do know, is that we all make mistakes in life. I myself have made several - most notably being calling the holohoax a fraud, but had it been real, it would have been one of Hitler's better ideas....
by Dr_Phibes
Sat Sep 09, 2023 4:04 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: NFL Streams
Replies: 14
Views: 13673

Re: NFL Streams

Relax, Batman.

Leave it stickied, we just about to delve into the world of double-parking and public-swearing.
If you unsticky this thread, I'd advise you to never leave anything of value on top of your dresser again.
by Dr_Phibes
Fri Sep 08, 2023 6:38 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 1
Replies: 46
Views: 10336

Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 1

Stick to your roll call threads.
Eat shit and die
Well we're off to a flying start.
by Dr_Phibes
Thu Sep 07, 2023 10:56 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 1
Replies: 46
Views: 10336

Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 1

PIT + 2.5
PHI - 3.5
NYG + 3.5
by Dr_Phibes
Mon Aug 28, 2023 1:18 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Come On Down
Replies: 13
Views: 2789

Re: Come On Down

well no.
Does this mean Monty Hall is OK :?:
by Dr_Phibes
Sun Aug 27, 2023 4:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Come On Down
Replies: 13
Views: 2789

Re: Come On Down

Tic Tac Tomb?
Doorway to Hell.
by Dr_Phibes
Mon Aug 21, 2023 2:34 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Today I learned
Replies: 14
Views: 513

Re: Today I learned

'Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park' is a brilliant film. New York Groove features prominently in the overseas versions.

Think 'Phantom of the Paradise' with Paul Williams but shittier writing.
by Dr_Phibes
Thu Aug 17, 2023 5:51 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Drunk Rednecks Suck
Replies: 37
Views: 8930

Re: Drunk Rednecks Suck

Sudden Sam wrote: Mon Aug 14, 2023 11:32 pm Too many leftists have lost their sense of humor.
Give it time, it'll pass.

The right took it good with 'neo-conservatism', now the left has to deal with 'the new left'. :(

It'll pass, you have to be patient.
by Dr_Phibes
Thu Aug 17, 2023 4:30 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Eric Bieniemy is Vince Lombardi
Replies: 4
Views: 562

Re: Eric Bieniemy is Vince Lombardi

Young players would adapt, as it's all they would know. Veteran free agents who think they've done their time and proved themselves would be a different story. The Patriots had that problem with joyless Belichek, but when you're a winner..
by Dr_Phibes
Sun Aug 13, 2023 6:39 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Eric Bieniemy is Vince Lombardi
Replies: 4
Views: 562

Re: Eric Bieniemy is Vince Lombardi

It's my understanding that's why he hasn't got a head coaching job, too many organisations were worried about player revolts. A lot of players won't play under that.
by Dr_Phibes
Fri Aug 11, 2023 4:35 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Feelin' 'Bout Half Past Dead
Replies: 37
Views: 10070

Re: Feelin' 'Bout Half Past Dead

. I watched the Last Waltz when I was in college. Will have to watch it again. Don't bother, it'll be twice as shitty the second time. Very talented group of youngsters and musicians who all apprenticed under Ronnie Hawkins, went out on their own and had the misfortune to exist and adapt to their o...
by Dr_Phibes
Wed Aug 09, 2023 9:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Feelin' 'Bout Half Past Dead
Replies: 37
Views: 10070

Re: Feelin' 'Bout Half Past Dead

Sudden Sam wrote: Wed Aug 09, 2023 9:25 pm late ‘60s/early ‘70s musicians
He was playing lead guitar for Ronnie Hawkins in 1959 at age sixteen :shock:
by Dr_Phibes
Mon Aug 07, 2023 4:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Drunk Rednecks Suck
Replies: 37
Views: 8930

Re: Drunk Rednecks Suck

This is comedy gold Shipman claimed he didn’t take part in the fighting and wanted to stop it because he knew it was wrong to attack the dock worker, video of the incident appears to show him punching the dock worker repeatedly while he was on the ground. By late Sunday afternoon, Vasser’s Mini Mart...
by Dr_Phibes
Mon Aug 07, 2023 3:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Drunk Rednecks Suck
Replies: 37
Views: 8930

Re: Drunk Rednecks Suck

If they're in the Alabama Navy, does admiralty law apply?
by Dr_Phibes
Sat Aug 05, 2023 5:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 8-5-23
Replies: 40
Views: 7328

Re: Weekend Roll Call 8-5-23

Contemplating plastering 'Welcome to Mexico' signs along the Canadian border and 'Welcome to Canada' signs along the Mexican border. Will report progress.
by Dr_Phibes
Fri Aug 04, 2023 4:14 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 577
Views: 177192

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

Brain fart.
Thought I could pick up a local broadcast, but it's national so you get stuck with that unwatchable crap :oops:

EDIT: There's an app for syncing radio to television, you can dump NBC and get Westwood One commentary, I'm on that.
by Dr_Phibes
Fri Aug 04, 2023 3:28 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 577
Views: 177192

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

Watched for an hour, they literally showed two plays.
58 minutes of interviews, back-slapping, grovelling and Chris Collinsworth demonstrating why he needs to be taken into a field and covered in petrol. Slightly underwhelming.
by Dr_Phibes
Mon Jul 31, 2023 9:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Charles Darwin Doing Work
Replies: 26
Views: 1160

Re: Charles Darwin Doing Work

I think the PGA recommends you just cover your eyes with your hands and scream in that situation.
by Dr_Phibes
Mon Jul 31, 2023 9:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Charles Darwin Doing Work
Replies: 26
Views: 1160

Re: Charles Darwin Doing Work

enchanting and lustrous as ever, thanks.
by Dr_Phibes
Mon Jul 31, 2023 9:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Charles Darwin Doing Work
Replies: 26
Views: 1160

Re: Charles Darwin Doing Work

I drove a golf cart once.

Arms and legs outside the vehicle. 8)
by Dr_Phibes
Sun Jul 30, 2023 5:01 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jason Aldean Controversy
Replies: 64
Views: 11831

Re: Jason Aldean Controversy

Now that that is settled, let's all do our best to recover the dignity of the genre as a whole.

by Dr_Phibes
Sun Jul 23, 2023 4:27 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jason Aldean Controversy
Replies: 64
Views: 11831

Re: Jason Aldean Controversy

What's critical here - is it a good song? I have no idea. Maybe he's shite. Crying old women like you lot were shitting their pants when Elvis and Bill Haley were subverting society, didn't do any good.
by Dr_Phibes
Wed Jul 19, 2023 2:27 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: US soldier defects to North Korea
Replies: 35
Views: 1848

Re: US soldier defects to North Korea

Probably got sick of addressing his superiors in a non-binary fashion. Image
With a bit of imagination, they'll make this story Gary Powers x 10
by Dr_Phibes
Wed Jul 19, 2023 1:37 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: US soldier defects to North Korea
Replies: 35
Views: 1848

Re: US soldier defects to North Korea

Strange how every North Korean defector is a top intelligence operative, with scads of information. Every American defector is a maladjusted good for nothing.

Hopefully the disillusioned young man will be assigned a condo in Pyongyang and write a bestseller about his harrowing journey :popcorn:
by Dr_Phibes
Fri Jul 14, 2023 11:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The MLB Experience
Replies: 31
Views: 3926

Re: The MLB Experience

Are the other MLB parks going this route as well? Rogers Centre in Toronto is eerily quiet during games, outside of the fans. It's 'old school' as described by you. It might be the oppressive atmosphere of the place, it looks more like Tiergarten Zoo flak tower than a stadium. Been to a few Tigers ...
by Dr_Phibes
Tue Jul 04, 2023 5:54 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Happy 4th of July!
Replies: 12
Views: 621

Re: Happy 4th of July!

Happy Traitor's Day :-|
by Dr_Phibes
Mon Jul 03, 2023 2:35 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 7-1-23
Replies: 35
Views: 1334

Re: Weekend Roll Call 7-1-23

This thread brought to by Polar Vortexes and Weather Bombs.