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- Sun Oct 01, 2023 4:06 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Weekend Roll Call 9-30-23
- Replies: 9
- Views: 2050
Re: Weekend Roll Call 9-30-23
We had the Castaway Isle A boutique hotel owners dream. Triple book the room to Japanese tourists and explain they were stranded soldiers still fighting WW II. Piles of dirt? Quicksand. Outwit the violent natives of the island - rent the bedroom by the hour to the homeless population of Kansas. The...
- Sat Sep 30, 2023 3:40 am
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 4
- Replies: 25
- Views: 4881
Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 4
NE + 7
PHI - 8.5
PHI - 8.5
- Thu Sep 28, 2023 9:04 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 4
- Replies: 25
- Views: 4881
Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 4
DET - 1.5
- Mon Sep 25, 2023 5:23 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 3
- Replies: 23
- Views: 6336
Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 3
Weird start to the year, how do you describe the play of so many teams? Highly erratic?
Watch HPG kick the crap out of us all.
Watch HPG kick the crap out of us all.
- Sat Sep 23, 2023 3:57 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Grooming...full circle
- Replies: 8
- Views: 1348
Re: Grooming...full circle
Sounds right. Their contempt for wearing pants and our scorn for bags of oats made this inevitable.
- Sat Sep 23, 2023 12:48 am
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 3
- Replies: 23
- Views: 6336
Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 3
NO + 2
NE - 2.5
CAR + 6
NE - 2.5
CAR + 6
- Sat Sep 23, 2023 12:43 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Grooming...full circle
- Replies: 8
- Views: 1348
Re: Grooming...full circle
I know nothing of horses, why would you cut the tail off anyway? What happens?
- Wed Sep 20, 2023 3:29 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: SHOCKER
- Replies: 11
- Views: 686
Re: SHOCKER
I don't know, I don't need to see that stuff.
Theismann - sure, all day long. But only because he was only half as despicable as Chris Collinsworth. I'd never seek anything out like that, there's nothing to be gained.
Theismann - sure, all day long. But only because he was only half as despicable as Chris Collinsworth. I'd never seek anything out like that, there's nothing to be gained.
- Sun Sep 17, 2023 10:15 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 2
- Replies: 20
- Views: 5737
- Sat Sep 16, 2023 2:30 am
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 2
- Replies: 20
- Views: 5737
Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 2
LAC - 3
IND - 1
SEA + 5.5
IND - 1
SEA + 5.5
- Tue Sep 12, 2023 2:44 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Cal
- Replies: 132
- Views: 18108
Re: Cal
Josh Allen can be erratic and impulsive, so he's really no different than so many other great geniuses in history.
Tesla, Van Gogh, Pythagoras etc.
Tesla, Van Gogh, Pythagoras etc.
- Mon Sep 11, 2023 2:56 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 1
- Replies: 46
- Views: 10336
Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 1
Gone soft, I'll start making my picks whilst running up hills with a sack of bricks on my back.
- Mon Sep 11, 2023 1:50 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 1
- Replies: 46
- Views: 10336
Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 1
I took them both.
- Sun Sep 10, 2023 6:20 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Weekend Roll Call 9-9-23
- Replies: 27
- Views: 244771
Re: Weekend Roll Call 9-9-23
Dear Dave, I have no idea who you are, or why you like a shitty team like the Kansas City Chiefs. What I do know, is that we all make mistakes in life. I myself have made several - most notably being calling the holohoax a fraud, but had it been real, it would have been one of Hitler's better ideas....
- Sat Sep 09, 2023 4:04 am
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: NFL Streams
- Replies: 14
- Views: 13673
Re: NFL Streams
Relax, Batman.
Leave it stickied, we just about to delve into the world of double-parking and public-swearing.
If you unsticky this thread, I'd advise you to never leave anything of value on top of your dresser again.
Leave it stickied, we just about to delve into the world of double-parking and public-swearing.
If you unsticky this thread, I'd advise you to never leave anything of value on top of your dresser again.
- Fri Sep 08, 2023 6:38 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 1
- Replies: 46
- Views: 10336
Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 1
Stick to your roll call threads.
Well we're off to a flying start.Eat shit and die
- Thu Sep 07, 2023 10:56 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 1
- Replies: 46
- Views: 10336
Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 1
PIT + 2.5
PHI - 3.5
NYG + 3.5
PHI - 3.5
NYG + 3.5
- Mon Aug 28, 2023 1:18 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Come On Down
- Replies: 13
- Views: 2789
Re: Come On Down
well no.
Does this mean Monty Hall is OK
Does this mean Monty Hall is OK
- Sun Aug 27, 2023 4:26 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Come On Down
- Replies: 13
- Views: 2789
Re: Come On Down
Tic Tac Tomb?
Doorway to Hell.
Doorway to Hell.
- Mon Aug 21, 2023 2:34 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Today I learned
- Replies: 14
- Views: 513
Re: Today I learned
'Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park' is a brilliant film. New York Groove features prominently in the overseas versions.
Think 'Phantom of the Paradise' with Paul Williams but shittier writing.
Think 'Phantom of the Paradise' with Paul Williams but shittier writing.
- Thu Aug 17, 2023 5:51 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Drunk Rednecks Suck
- Replies: 37
- Views: 8930
Re: Drunk Rednecks Suck
Give it time, it'll pass.
The right took it good with 'neo-conservatism', now the left has to deal with 'the new left'.
It'll pass, you have to be patient.
- Thu Aug 17, 2023 4:30 am
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Eric Bieniemy is Vince Lombardi
- Replies: 4
- Views: 562
Re: Eric Bieniemy is Vince Lombardi
Young players would adapt, as it's all they would know. Veteran free agents who think they've done their time and proved themselves would be a different story. The Patriots had that problem with joyless Belichek, but when you're a winner..
- Sun Aug 13, 2023 6:39 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Eric Bieniemy is Vince Lombardi
- Replies: 4
- Views: 562
Re: Eric Bieniemy is Vince Lombardi
It's my understanding that's why he hasn't got a head coaching job, too many organisations were worried about player revolts. A lot of players won't play under that.
- Fri Aug 11, 2023 4:35 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Feelin' 'Bout Half Past Dead
- Replies: 37
- Views: 10070
Re: Feelin' 'Bout Half Past Dead
. I watched the Last Waltz when I was in college. Will have to watch it again. Don't bother, it'll be twice as shitty the second time. Very talented group of youngsters and musicians who all apprenticed under Ronnie Hawkins, went out on their own and had the misfortune to exist and adapt to their o...
- Wed Aug 09, 2023 9:44 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Feelin' 'Bout Half Past Dead
- Replies: 37
- Views: 10070
Re: Feelin' 'Bout Half Past Dead
He was playing lead guitar for Ronnie Hawkins in 1959 at age sixteen
- Mon Aug 07, 2023 4:02 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Drunk Rednecks Suck
- Replies: 37
- Views: 8930
Re: Drunk Rednecks Suck
This is comedy gold Shipman claimed he didn’t take part in the fighting and wanted to stop it because he knew it was wrong to attack the dock worker, video of the incident appears to show him punching the dock worker repeatedly while he was on the ground. By late Sunday afternoon, Vasser’s Mini Mart...
- Mon Aug 07, 2023 3:44 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Drunk Rednecks Suck
- Replies: 37
- Views: 8930
Re: Drunk Rednecks Suck
If they're in the Alabama Navy, does admiralty law apply?
- Sat Aug 05, 2023 5:23 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Weekend Roll Call 8-5-23
- Replies: 40
- Views: 7328
Re: Weekend Roll Call 8-5-23
Contemplating plastering 'Welcome to Mexico' signs along the Canadian border and 'Welcome to Canada' signs along the Mexican border. Will report progress.
- Fri Aug 04, 2023 4:14 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
- Replies: 577
- Views: 177192
Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Brain fart.
Thought I could pick up a local broadcast, but it's national so you get stuck with that unwatchable crap
EDIT: There's an app for syncing radio to television, you can dump NBC and get Westwood One commentary, I'm on that.
Thought I could pick up a local broadcast, but it's national so you get stuck with that unwatchable crap
EDIT: There's an app for syncing radio to television, you can dump NBC and get Westwood One commentary, I'm on that.
- Fri Aug 04, 2023 3:28 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
- Replies: 577
- Views: 177192
Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Watched for an hour, they literally showed two plays.
58 minutes of interviews, back-slapping, grovelling and Chris Collinsworth demonstrating why he needs to be taken into a field and covered in petrol. Slightly underwhelming.
58 minutes of interviews, back-slapping, grovelling and Chris Collinsworth demonstrating why he needs to be taken into a field and covered in petrol. Slightly underwhelming.
- Mon Jul 31, 2023 9:30 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Charles Darwin Doing Work
- Replies: 26
- Views: 1160
Re: Charles Darwin Doing Work
I think the PGA recommends you just cover your eyes with your hands and scream in that situation.
- Mon Jul 31, 2023 9:17 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Charles Darwin Doing Work
- Replies: 26
- Views: 1160
Re: Charles Darwin Doing Work
enchanting and lustrous as ever, thanks.
- Mon Jul 31, 2023 9:06 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Charles Darwin Doing Work
- Replies: 26
- Views: 1160
Re: Charles Darwin Doing Work
I drove a golf cart once.
Arms and legs outside the vehicle.
Arms and legs outside the vehicle.
- Sun Jul 30, 2023 5:01 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Jason Aldean Controversy
- Replies: 64
- Views: 11831
Re: Jason Aldean Controversy
Now that that is settled, let's all do our best to recover the dignity of the genre as a whole.
- Sun Jul 23, 2023 4:27 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Jason Aldean Controversy
- Replies: 64
- Views: 11831
Re: Jason Aldean Controversy
What's critical here - is it a good song? I have no idea. Maybe he's shite. Crying old women like you lot were shitting their pants when Elvis and Bill Haley were subverting society, didn't do any good.
- Wed Jul 19, 2023 2:27 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: US soldier defects to North Korea
- Replies: 35
- Views: 1848
Re: US soldier defects to North Korea
Probably got sick of addressing his superiors in a non-binary fashion.
With a bit of imagination, they'll make this story Gary Powers x 10
With a bit of imagination, they'll make this story Gary Powers x 10
- Wed Jul 19, 2023 1:37 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: US soldier defects to North Korea
- Replies: 35
- Views: 1848
Re: US soldier defects to North Korea
Strange how every North Korean defector is a top intelligence operative, with scads of information. Every American defector is a maladjusted good for nothing.
Hopefully the disillusioned young man will be assigned a condo in Pyongyang and write a bestseller about his harrowing journey
Hopefully the disillusioned young man will be assigned a condo in Pyongyang and write a bestseller about his harrowing journey
- Fri Jul 14, 2023 11:14 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The MLB Experience
- Replies: 31
- Views: 3926
Re: The MLB Experience
Are the other MLB parks going this route as well? Rogers Centre in Toronto is eerily quiet during games, outside of the fans. It's 'old school' as described by you. It might be the oppressive atmosphere of the place, it looks more like Tiergarten Zoo flak tower than a stadium. Been to a few Tigers ...
- Tue Jul 04, 2023 5:54 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Happy 4th of July!
- Replies: 12
- Views: 621
Re: Happy 4th of July!
Happy Traitor's Day
- Mon Jul 03, 2023 2:35 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Weekend Roll Call 7-1-23
- Replies: 35
- Views: 1334
Re: Weekend Roll Call 7-1-23
This thread brought to by Polar Vortexes and Weather Bombs.