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by Screw_Michigan
Fri Mar 08, 2024 12:41 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dem Cities Cracking Down on Crime
Replies: 22
Views: 695

Re: Dem Cities Cracking Down on Crime

d-townmike wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2024 8:58 pm The common denominator with the above chart? A dominate black population with all those cities
Dominant, you fucking racist mongoloid.
by Screw_Michigan
Fri Mar 08, 2024 12:30 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Political Threads
Replies: 8
Views: 497

Re: Political Threads

Softball Bat wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2024 10:50 pm It's about time for a *new* tennis thread.
Great idea!
by Screw_Michigan
Thu Mar 07, 2024 7:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: State of the Union
Replies: 54
Views: 1600

Re: State of the Union

FiatLux wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2024 7:23 pm How many of you Trumpers are going to visit him in the slammer?
Only visit?
by Screw_Michigan
Wed Mar 06, 2024 10:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Neighborhood Pets
Replies: 28
Views: 916

Re: Neighborhood Pets

Mikey wrote: Wed Mar 06, 2024 10:27 pm You've probably never lived next door to a dog that comes up to the fence and starts barking every time you walk out your front door or try to do some work in the yard.
True, I have not.
by Screw_Michigan
Wed Mar 06, 2024 10:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Neighborhood Pets
Replies: 28
Views: 916

Re: Neighborhood Pets

By 'sick', do you mean, 'Dude, that was totally sick!' or 'Hey man, you feeling ok? You look pale.'? Sick in the head. What kind of sick fuck wants dogs murdered by gators? I get not jiving with America's new "I can bring my dog anywhere" attitude to dog rearing, but wanting gators to eat...
by Screw_Michigan
Wed Mar 06, 2024 9:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Neighborhood Pets
Replies: 28
Views: 916

Re: Neighborhood Pets

Ken wrote: Wed Mar 06, 2024 9:41 pm Good. I hope they attack and death spiral every neighborhood dog into the adjacent pond.
You are sick
by Screw_Michigan
Wed Mar 06, 2024 6:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Another election year anomaly
Replies: 3
Views: 180

Re: Another election year anomaly

It is a complete waste of time. Want to reduce crime and increase safety on the NYC subway? Increase police staffing and tell them to walk around on trains and in stations. NOT stand around checking bags and wasting time.

Stop spamming the board already, too. Asshole.
by Screw_Michigan
Wed Mar 06, 2024 6:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Racism & election interference
Replies: 202
Views: 8996

Re: Racism & election interference

smackaholic wrote: Wed Mar 06, 2024 6:20 pm Pop, do you think mass mail voting is a good idea?

Put aside your insane hatred for TBOM for a moment and think about it.


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Why isn't Dump crowing about Super Tuesday ballot security? Lemme guess...
by Screw_Michigan
Wed Mar 06, 2024 6:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Get your Jack Smith fan gear today!
Replies: 76
Views: 18168

Re: Get your Jack Smith fan gear today!

Diego in Seattle wrote: Wed Mar 06, 2024 6:14 pm Perhaps you should fly over to Nevada or Amsterdam to get that anal sex that you've been tacitly begging for.
Why would he when he's got Proctor in the next bedroom?
by Screw_Michigan
Wed Mar 06, 2024 6:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Racism & election interference
Replies: 202
Views: 8996

Re: Racism & election interference

How come Dump isn't crowing about VOTER FRAUD from Super Tuesday? I wonder why?

Fuck every single one of you piles of human waste that vote for a fellow pile of human excrement.
by Screw_Michigan
Wed Mar 06, 2024 6:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Biden loses
Replies: 5
Views: 228

Re: Biden loses

Mikey wrote: Wed Mar 06, 2024 4:21 pm If his mother had testicles she’d probably be ass raping him on a regular basis.
WOAH! Mikey!
by Screw_Michigan
Wed Mar 06, 2024 3:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Biden loses
Replies: 5
Views: 228

Re: Biden loses

The Seer wrote: Wed Mar 06, 2024 2:58 pm Might've been your vote...did you furnish an ID?
If your mother had testicles, she could be your father.
by Screw_Michigan
Wed Mar 06, 2024 2:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Racism & election interference
Replies: 202
Views: 8996

Re: Racism & election interference

88BuckeyeGrad wrote: Wed Mar 06, 2024 2:24 pm 20010 posts and not one of them contains anything remotely interesting or truthful. Keep clacking. You are bound to hit pay dirt some day.
Keep rubbing those 88braincells together. One day you'll achieve your fascist dream.
by Screw_Michigan
Wed Mar 06, 2024 2:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Racism & election interference
Replies: 202
Views: 8996

Re: Racism & election interference

Article I, Section 8, Clause 7 of the United States Constitution, empowers Congress "To establish Post Offices." Thus, someone from the U.S. government potentially comes to every address in the United States almost daily. Letter carriers also carry scanners as part of their job. Seems lik...
by Screw_Michigan
Wed Mar 06, 2024 2:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Get your Jack Smith fan gear today!
Replies: 76
Views: 18168

Re: Get your Jack Smith fan gear today!

General Peters wrote: Wed Mar 06, 2024 2:03 pm dementia-riddled criminal
The irony is overwhelming
by Screw_Michigan
Wed Mar 06, 2024 1:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Biden loses
Replies: 5
Views: 228

Re: Biden loses

And Haley beat Dump in DC
by Screw_Michigan
Tue Mar 05, 2024 8:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Racism & election interference
Replies: 202
Views: 8996

Re: Racism & election interference

Sven Golly wrote: Tue Mar 05, 2024 8:51 pm Voting is a privilege.
Voting is a right, you disgusting pile of human excrement.
by Screw_Michigan
Tue Mar 05, 2024 12:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 4567
Views: 1124772

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

A third FUBAR is the lawfare campaign of the Democratic Party and its regime in power against the citizens of this land. This folder includes overt and obvious political prosecutions by DA’s and AG’s who make election promises to “go after” individuals without such niceties as probable cause. It in...
by Screw_Michigan
Mon Mar 04, 2024 5:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Loneliest Cities in America
Replies: 14
Views: 497

Re: The Loneliest Cities in America

mvscal wrote: Mon Mar 04, 2024 3:54 pm Or a washer and dryer...or a stove.
Thanks for checking in, Donald Dump's mushroom stamp.
by Screw_Michigan
Mon Mar 04, 2024 5:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3291
Views: 902532

Re: Doom

Carson wrote: Mon Mar 04, 2024 5:31 pm Screw_Estrogen just had a seizure.
The corrupt Supreme Court weighed in. Hardly surprising.
by Screw_Michigan
Sat Mar 02, 2024 6:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Truth 1, Seer 0 - F
Replies: 5
Views: 252

Re: Truth 1, Seer 0 - F

The Seer wrote: Sat Mar 02, 2024 4:34 pm Yeah, the media got it wrong...who knew?
YOUR "media" you fucking idiot.
by Screw_Michigan
Sat Mar 02, 2024 1:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Truth 1, Seer 0 - F
Replies: 5
Views: 252

Truth 1, Seer 0 - F

What a surprise. Seer ignorantly parroting lies about immigrants and police. Seer ignorantly repeating NYPD lies (talk about stating the obvious). Seer ignorantly parroting Fox Spews propaganda. Why do GOPers do this? Why do GOPers lie? Seer dutifully takes his marching orders from the Dump campaign...
by Screw_Michigan
Sat Mar 02, 2024 1:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 3-2-24
Replies: 6
Views: 227

Re: Weekend Roll Call 3-2-24

How much time did the walrus' son serve for his DUI murder? Too bad the reporter was too stupid to mention this. Looks like around a year. Nice going, Gerkoff Old Party governor Parsons. Human lives mean nothing to GOPers. Great to see I continue to live rent free in KCScrote's dome. Keep up the rac...
by Screw_Michigan
Sat Mar 02, 2024 1:45 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Just Sold Over 400 LPs
Replies: 9
Views: 375

Re: Just Sold Over 400 LPs

Never thought I’d let them go, but most of my “kids” left the house today. Sharks, Be Bop Deluxe, Wishbone Ash, Tank, Hydra, Riggs, UFO, Kick Axe, Warner Hodge, Brand X, blues, rock, country…gone. I kept a couple hundred that I couldn’t part with. But the bulk of ‘em are out on their own now. I mis...
by Screw_Michigan
Fri Mar 01, 2024 6:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 4567
Views: 1124772

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

The Seer wrote: Fri Mar 01, 2024 5:58 pm So THAT'S how you lefty morons keep smiling while you get fucked in the ass....

Ignorance is bliss.
Yeah, if by "while you get fucked in the ass" you mean "tired of hearing the same old Chicken Little routine from ignorant conservatives." Then yes, we're smiling.
by Screw_Michigan
Fri Mar 01, 2024 5:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 4567
Views: 1124772

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

This week the payment on the National Debt, for the first time ever has exceed the amount of money the Government is spending on defense. Currently the interest payment alone is $870 billion. Defense spending is $850 billion. That is JUST INTEREST and is not including payment towards the principle ...
by Screw_Michigan
Fri Mar 01, 2024 1:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Eagle Has Landed!
Replies: 40
Views: 2404

Re: The Eagle Has Landed!

Nothing quite so entertaining as a dude with a mouth full of Zelenskyy going full Marcus Allen on the relative cost of meaningless space missions. :bode: Are you saying all space missions are meaningless or just returning to the moon with a lunar rover? Use your 88 brain cells and get back to us.
by Screw_Michigan
Fri Mar 01, 2024 1:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Loneliest Cities in America
Replies: 14
Views: 497

Re: The Loneliest Cities in America

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Fri Mar 01, 2024 4:10 am 10. Richmond, VA

G-Pete and Proctor call Bullshit
:lol: :lol: :lol:
by Screw_Michigan
Fri Mar 01, 2024 1:49 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Loneliest Cities in America
Replies: 14
Views: 497

Re: The Loneliest Cities in America

kcdave wrote: Thu Feb 29, 2024 11:41 pm
Ever check the cost of living in DC?
I hear its so high, the average asshole can't even afford a car.



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I love watching you eat my shit here. Please, continue!
by Screw_Michigan
Fri Mar 01, 2024 1:45 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Eagle Has Landed!
Replies: 40
Views: 2404

Re: The Eagle Has Landed!

That's because private industry always does things much better than the federal govt...:meds: The US space industrial base is perfectly capable of properly landing a lunar rover, it just didn't do it this time. What makes you think NASA would have not only stuck the landing but also done it for the...
by Screw_Michigan
Thu Feb 29, 2024 4:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: America's Happiest Cities
Replies: 17
Views: 532

Re: America's Happiest Cities

Mikey wrote: Thu Feb 29, 2024 2:47 pm Lots of great pho and happy endings maybe.
I was just going to say, the food is probably incredible.
by Screw_Michigan
Thu Feb 29, 2024 11:24 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3291
Views: 902532

Re: Doom

When Suze Orman (who, again?) says something, you know it's true.
by Screw_Michigan
Thu Feb 29, 2024 11:23 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Eagle Has Landed!
Replies: 40
Views: 2404

Re: The Eagle Has Landed!

L45B wrote: Thu Feb 29, 2024 3:59 am
StrawMan wrote: Thu Feb 29, 2024 2:49 amDefine soft lunar touchdown for me.
This was the closest I could come up with.

Incredible
by Screw_Michigan
Thu Feb 29, 2024 11:22 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: America's Happiest Cities
Replies: 17
Views: 532

Re: America's Happiest Cities

StrawMan wrote: Thu Feb 29, 2024 3:05 am Columbia holds the honor of being the VD / STD capital of MD.

Must be a LOT of raw-dogging strangers goin' on up there.
No need for condoms when you're rich
by Screw_Michigan
Wed Feb 28, 2024 2:24 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 4567
Views: 1124772

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

The Seer wrote: Wed Feb 28, 2024 1:57 am Didn't even have to lift your feet to clear that bar....
He just took a giant dump on you and you responded by saying "yes sir, may I have another?"
by Screw_Michigan
Wed Feb 28, 2024 2:24 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3291
Views: 902532

Re: Doom

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Wed Feb 28, 2024 12:26 am Remember, kids, it's not a crash it's a correction.

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Seems like a shadowy conspiracy of global elites conspiring to crash the world economy, right? #idiot
by Screw_Michigan
Tue Feb 27, 2024 6:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: When the Dems gave a shit about America
Replies: 24
Views: 705

Re: When the Dems gave a shit about America

Where's your link, Seer? What crackpot website did you find that at? Meanwhile, at a legitimate, respected news source, we learn that immigration has been propelling the economy into the stratosphere. So sad how Dumpster cultist racists are willing to flush our economy down the toilet to keep brown ...
by Screw_Michigan
Mon Feb 26, 2024 5:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: When the Dems gave a shit about America
Replies: 24
Views: 705

Re: When the Dems gave a shit about America

Jesus, Diego. Show some mercy on poor ol' Seer.
by Screw_Michigan
Mon Feb 26, 2024 5:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Koch pulls out of Nikki Haley
Replies: 3
Views: 186

Re: Koch pulls out of Nikki Haley

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Mon Feb 26, 2024 1:43 am Koch pulls out of Nikki Haley
I laughed
by Screw_Michigan
Mon Feb 26, 2024 3:21 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: When the Dems gave a shit about America
Replies: 24
Views: 705

Re: When the Dems gave a shit about America

Rule #1 of T1B--Have a take, don't suck. You're missing the first and most important part.

I'm not clicking on your link dump.