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Mikey

It's fake. Done on a Hollywood soundstage.

Mikey

We, Mrs Mike and I, had lunch at In N Out this afternoon. None of them are franchises, BTW. All owned by the family business. Double Double animal style (grilled onions and secret sauce) Cheeseburger, protein style (lettuce wrap, no bun) Fries, well done (cooked a little longer so they're crispier) ...

Mikey

Eclipse? Yeah nobody knew that was coming. Well Marjorie says its because we need to repent. “God is sending America strong signs to tell us to repent. Earthquakes and eclipses MTG, Boobert, Gayts, the Orange One and many more things to come,” Yep I think some repentment is definitely in order.

Mikey

My stepdaughter lives in Ringwood, NJ (about 25 miles NW of NYC) and has an apartment in Manhattan where her son lives while at NYU. She says that they felt it in both places and it was kind of cute compared to CA.

Mikey

The six finger thing is intentional. It is Biblical. It is meant to show that they are part of the Nephilim. Genesis 6:4 2 Samuel 21:20 Just like Barry (the serpent in the garden) is shown with 6 fingers here... https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-apps/imrs.php?src=https://arc-anglerfish-washpost-pro...

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I love my small town. The DMV office is only open 3 days a week, there is never a line, everyone is super nice and I can get out in 30 minutes regardless of why I'm there. My wife let her license lapse by 90 days which is supposed to require a new application, written test, etc. The DMV lady was li...

Mikey

Around here you avoid going into the DMV office if at all possible. Sometimes you can make an appointment but you have to do it months in advance. If you walk in, you first have to talk to a greeter who asks what you’re there for. Then they give you a number and you have to wait in a large room with...

Mikey

Funny, I’m 68 years old and never picked up a license plate sticker at the DMV. Around here we use something called US Mail.

Mikey

Wolfman wrote: ↑Thu Apr 04, 2024 12:03 am "Sheep"---- do as you are told.
What a life.

WTF are you babbling about here? Did you get lost in the wrong thread or something? Maybe had the voice recognition activated on your flip phone without realizing it, and fat thumbed “submit” by mistake?

Mikey

The average hourly rate at In N Out was already $19.66 according to Indeed. And if you’re worried about how much it costs to eat at McDonalds then you’re eating way too much at McDonalds. This is just another right wing MAGA culture war hot button to excite their gullible base. Congrats for continua...

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The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: ↑Wed Apr 03, 2024 4:39 pm
I threw up a little (ok, a lot) in my mouth when I saw this, then I saw when it was posted.

It was only the 2nd worst April fools joke of the day....main line backup in the TWIS household topped this as the shittiest.

Sorry if I ruined your day.

Mikey

I think she has a weight advantage.

Mikey

Not only does he have the awesomely best fingers (much better than his 2024 opponent Barack Hussein Obama, WHO WASN’T EVEN BORN IN THE US!!!), he also apparently has the most.

Mikey

True, but Jess is still above ground (last I heard at least), so there’s that.

Mikey

Who?

Oh…I forgot. I think he’s famous for being the guy sitting two tables away behind Meg Ryan in the restaurant scene from When Harry Met Sally.

Mikey

https://i0.wp.com/liveforlivemusic.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/april-fools-2024-workingmans-dead-taylor-swift-1.jpg?resize=740%2C390&ssl=1 Can't wait for this to come out. Maybe it will help Mrs. Mikey to realize how great the Dead really are were. https://liveforlivemusic.com/news/taylor-sw...

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Rootbeer wrote: ↑Mon Apr 01, 2024 8:46 pm
Mikey wrote: ↑Fri Mar 29, 2024 3:37 pm Sleeping with the Roots.
What's happening here?

Probably before your time…

Mikey

You want happy ending?

Mikey

No Easter candy here. The kids are long gone and we're still recovering from Christmas and Valentine's day chocolate. I did eat a hard boiled egg this morning, and I think it's important to reach a consensus here, so we can be sure to implement it next year. And, not trying to hijack your thread or ...

Mikey

Rootbeer wrote: ↑Mon Apr 01, 2024 11:01 pm Did he leave Birmingham?

John Mellencamp was asking.

Not sure but he did leave Chicago.

sin
ZZ Top (not the same one as AP)

Mikey

Easter was yesterday.

sin,
MA

Mikey

Softball Bat wrote: ↑Sun Mar 31, 2024 8:35 pm
poptart wrote:It'll be Sinner v. Dimitrov in the finals.
Sinner crushed Dimitrov in the finals.
6-3, 6-1

I thought it would be more competitive.

Props to Sinner!

Kind of strange that a Sinner would win so easily on Easter Sunday.

Maybe Jesus H Christ is trying to tell us something?

Mikey

Mikey

We all know that God created Jesus to look exactly like Matthew McConaughey.

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Mikey

The Goatse Sofa

Mikey

It’s sunny here today. I have tickets for tomorrow’s game but I think we’re gonna be rained out.

Mikey

You can't be serious.

Mikey

Seriously, WTF does the bridge disaster have to so with anything happening at the border?

Mikey

The Padres had only six wins last year where they were behind going into the seventh inning. I think that was the worst in MLB. They now have one in their first three games. Didn't know triple-headers were now a thing. Boy, that's gotta be a bear for the managers. The Padres started their season la...

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Webb actually pitched pretty well for six innings, and left with a 3-2 lead. I think the Giants need to worry more about their bullpen than their starters. Most starters almost never go past six anymore. Webb had thrown 97 pitches and they certainly didn’t want to blow him out in the first game of t...

Mikey

Sleeping with the Roots.

Mikey

We dropped our land line a couple of years ago because the only calls we got were scam calls. Probably a dozen per day and a pain to block, which doesn’t really do any good anyway because they just use different spoofed numbers each time. I get a few per day on my cell phone but I don’t answer any n...

Mikey

RACK the four run seventh.

Mikey

We have trees, grass, bigger mountains, and bigger waves. You can maybe claim Santa Cruz, but that's questionable If everybody had an ocean Across the U.S.A. Then everybody'd be surfin' Like Californi-a You'd seem 'em wearing their baggies Huarachi sandals too A bushy bushy blonde hairdo Surfin' U....

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Deep down you're Giants fan. You grew up in the Bay area. That's why you're going to the game on Saturday. Looks like there's a lot of Giants fans at the game. 1-0 Giants. I think you've got me there. I was at my oldest best friend's house in Portola Valley on 11/1/2010. That was one of the greates...

Mikey

Maybe I should have said "ilk?"

Mikey

The prick that 90% of your cohort believes was ordained by God to be our savior.

Mikey

Diego in Seattle wrote: ↑Thu Mar 28, 2024 8:25 pm
Mikey wrote: ↑Thu Mar 28, 2024 7:28 pmRacist.
I realize you're joking, but I made my prior statement as one who appreciates not seeing every bit of minutia about celebrity/superjock that comes along.

I'll rack that.

Mikey

FiatLux wrote: ↑Thu Mar 28, 2024 8:16 pm Surprised we got Snell.

Darvish looks good so far.

He didn't look so good in Seoul. Neither did Musgrove. We'll see.

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