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Mikey

The average hourly rate at In N Out was already $19.66 according to Indeed. And if you’re worried about how much it costs to eat at McDonalds then you’re eating way too much at McDonalds. This is just another right wing MAGA culture war hot button to excite their gullible base. Congrats for continua...

Mikey

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: ↑Wed Apr 03, 2024 4:39 pm
I threw up a little (ok, a lot) in my mouth when I saw this, then I saw when it was posted.

It was only the 2nd worst April fools joke of the day....main line backup in the TWIS household topped this as the shittiest.

Sorry if I ruined your day.

Mikey

I think she has a weight advantage.

Mikey

Not only does he have the awesomely best fingers (much better than his 2024 opponent Barack Hussein Obama, WHO WASN’T EVEN BORN IN THE US!!!), he also apparently has the most.

Mikey

True, but Jess is still above ground (last I heard at least), so there’s that.

Mikey

Who?

Oh…I forgot. I think he’s famous for being the guy sitting two tables away behind Meg Ryan in the restaurant scene from When Harry Met Sally.

Mikey

https://i0.wp.com/liveforlivemusic.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/april-fools-2024-workingmans-dead-taylor-swift-1.jpg?resize=740%2C390&ssl=1 Can't wait for this to come out. Maybe it will help Mrs. Mikey to realize how great the Dead really are were. https://liveforlivemusic.com/news/taylor-sw...

Mikey

Rootbeer wrote: ↑Mon Apr 01, 2024 8:46 pm
Mikey wrote: ↑Fri Mar 29, 2024 3:37 pm Sleeping with the Roots.
What's happening here?

Probably before your time…

Mikey

You want happy ending?

Mikey

No Easter candy here. The kids are long gone and we're still recovering from Christmas and Valentine's day chocolate. I did eat a hard boiled egg this morning, and I think it's important to reach a consensus here, so we can be sure to implement it next year. And, not trying to hijack your thread or ...

Mikey

Rootbeer wrote: ↑Mon Apr 01, 2024 11:01 pm Did he leave Birmingham?

John Mellencamp was asking.

Not sure but he did leave Chicago.

sin
ZZ Top (not the same one as AP)

Mikey

Easter was yesterday.

sin,
MA

Mikey

Softball Bat wrote: ↑Sun Mar 31, 2024 8:35 pm
poptart wrote:It'll be Sinner v. Dimitrov in the finals.
Sinner crushed Dimitrov in the finals.
6-3, 6-1

I thought it would be more competitive.

Props to Sinner!

Kind of strange that a Sinner would win so easily on Easter Sunday.

Maybe Jesus H Christ is trying to tell us something?

Mikey

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We all know that God created Jesus to look exactly like Matthew McConaughey.

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Mikey

The Goatse Sofa

Mikey

It’s sunny here today. I have tickets for tomorrow’s game but I think we’re gonna be rained out.

Mikey

You can't be serious.

Mikey

Seriously, WTF does the bridge disaster have to so with anything happening at the border?

Mikey

The Padres had only six wins last year where they were behind going into the seventh inning. I think that was the worst in MLB. They now have one in their first three games. Didn't know triple-headers were now a thing. Boy, that's gotta be a bear for the managers. The Padres started their season la...

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Webb actually pitched pretty well for six innings, and left with a 3-2 lead. I think the Giants need to worry more about their bullpen than their starters. Most starters almost never go past six anymore. Webb had thrown 97 pitches and they certainly didn’t want to blow him out in the first game of t...

Mikey

Sleeping with the Roots.

Mikey

We dropped our land line a couple of years ago because the only calls we got were scam calls. Probably a dozen per day and a pain to block, which doesn’t really do any good anyway because they just use different spoofed numbers each time. I get a few per day on my cell phone but I don’t answer any n...

Mikey

RACK the four run seventh.

Mikey

We have trees, grass, bigger mountains, and bigger waves. You can maybe claim Santa Cruz, but that's questionable If everybody had an ocean Across the U.S.A. Then everybody'd be surfin' Like Californi-a You'd seem 'em wearing their baggies Huarachi sandals too A bushy bushy blonde hairdo Surfin' U....

Mikey

Deep down you're Giants fan. You grew up in the Bay area. That's why you're going to the game on Saturday. Looks like there's a lot of Giants fans at the game. 1-0 Giants. I think you've got me there. I was at my oldest best friend's house in Portola Valley on 11/1/2010. That was one of the greates...

Mikey

Maybe I should have said "ilk?"

Mikey

The prick that 90% of your cohort believes was ordained by God to be our savior.

Mikey

Diego in Seattle wrote: ↑Thu Mar 28, 2024 8:25 pm
Mikey wrote: ↑Thu Mar 28, 2024 7:28 pmRacist.
I realize you're joking, but I made my prior statement as one who appreciates not seeing every bit of minutia about celebrity/superjock that comes along.

I'll rack that.

Mikey

FiatLux wrote: ↑Thu Mar 28, 2024 8:16 pm Surprised we got Snell.

Darvish looks good so far.

He didn't look so good in Seoul. Neither did Musgrove. We'll see.

Mikey

You're welcome. He didn't want to be here anyway. But fuck you about Blake Snell.

I've got tickets for Giants/Padres on Saturday. Probably a rainout but we'll go down there and, if there's no game, just go out to dinner.

Mikey

Racist.

Mikey

This column is remarkably balanced, considering the author. https://www.latimes.com/sports/dodgers/story/2024-03-26/shohei-ohtani-ippei-mizuhara-gambling-theft-hernandez Ohtani has kept a distance not only from the journalists who chronicle him, but also the players with whom he’s shared the field. ...

Mikey

StrawMan wrote: ↑Thu Mar 28, 2024 5:05 pm
Diego in Seattle wrote: ↑Wed Mar 27, 2024 5:42 pm Would that be the Bible that has "Two Corinthians?"
Two Corinthians walk into a bar...

First Corinthian: "Nice leather seats on the barstools here."
Bartender: "We got the leather from the last rich Corinthian that stopped here."
Second Corinthian:

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StrawMan wrote: ↑Thu Mar 28, 2024 5:05 pm
Diego in Seattle wrote: ↑Wed Mar 27, 2024 5:42 pm Would that be the Bible that has "Two Corinthians?"
Two Corinthians walk into a bar...

From the Henny Youngman Bible.

Mikey

I haven’t watched the video but either this guy is lying or Japan has much different privacy laws than the US. A US bank would NEVER be able to give out that kind of information to the press. And, just surmising here, but if it was a Japanese bank, wouldn’t it have been yen and not $$?

Mikey

If you mistakenly stare straight into the eclipse and injure your eyes you can fix it with some ivermectin. Or maybe a little Clorox.

Mikey

Sven Golly wrote: ↑Wed Mar 27, 2024 8:49 pm An overwhelming number of covid deaths were attributed to co-morbidities, such as obesity for example.

Bullshit. You're not very good at making stuff up.

Mikey

This bridge, apparently, was a disaster waiting to happen. Built in a busy shipping lane with almost no protection for the piers and relatively spindly legs. This would never happen on the West Coast. The ship ran into and collapsed one of those legs and the rest went down like dominoes. https://www...

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